Ricer Street Rice (Jetta vs. Camry!)

[imalwayskeepinitREAL]

for the guy with the jetta.... ricer X 100000000000000000000000000000­00000000 ∞

[03afd]

good job man i actually laughed! HAHAHA

[FawxbodyGT]

ehh this is kinda funny.

[1purplehaze4]

well then 

[lstynerl]

its a joke idiots

[TheExoticGod]

This is meant towards everyone..... this is a video meant to make fun of ricers..... dont call them riers..dont say they give vw a bad name or that the camry will be it no problem... this a joke... assholes

[tenorsguy]

i own a GTI. you give volkswagens a bad name.

[hernandadmx]

R for RACE lmao!

[MrTdogg5100]

wow this a fuckn shame hw funny it is tht jetta is slow n will always get left my tht camary i had a 01 grand prix se n my hb blew his up tryn to keep up wit me

[AsianAvenueM]

and you wonder why your mom doesn't let you borrow her car. . .

[xXGuitarMuffinsXx]

I don't think anyone here realizes that this is a joke .. o.O

[gibsies13]

nice cardboard "spoiler" on a fwd. it really puts the weight down on the wheels -_____-

[Stangy04]

that looks like the DFW area

[liftsilverado]

gotta say so far the best video go way to laugh at the ricers out there,,,,,,,, thumbs up budd

[MikeTuanNguyen]

Looks like you took an empty can of beans and wrapped it in aluminum foil to use it as a muffler lmfao!

[GTILOVER1000]

manz dont appreciate a vr6..

[87chumbawumba]

Mom is going to be mad when she misses BINGO because of her son's shenanigans with the Camry!

[Corkoth55]

guys just having fun.. i don't understand why so much hate and dislikes xD

[djenne08]

Hot rodding mom's sedan...

[YellowCamaro85]

it was better than F&F

[666TECHNO666]

uhhh, these guys are so stupid its actually pretty funny

[UntoldOriginality]

hahaa I thought the vw was making the bike noise for a sec haha EXTRA fart can lol

[AX7SynysterGatesAX7]

I find this so stupid, it's absolutely hilarious! "IM GONNA COOK YOUR RICE!"

[benpetrone5]

hahahahahhahahahhahahahha

[thenorcofreerider]

F-in hilarious spot on, " im ricest too"

[SRQshark]

quite possibly the dumbest "mods" ive ever seen done to a car...

[tintsnmore]

i love this video

[SuBMWaru]

Props for stick shift?

[video0101010]

Gotta love the cardboard spoiler then the fart cannon.

[cheeseburger9418]

lmfaoo launch in reverse

[XDarkR3aperX]

WOW.. The jetta engine sounds beast man..

[OJNOproductions]

@XDarkR3aperX lol it sounded more like he took the exhaust off and stuck a dryer vent on it but this was actually pretty entertaining to watch too bad it isnt what i was hoping for :3 4 star video only because im an impatient bastard :P

[XDarkR3aperX]

@OJNOproductions ...wtf -.-?

[americanlivvy]

Oh yeah, and "Ricer Street Rice" is supposed to be funny play on words, (to any idiot who hasn't figured that out yet.)

[americanlivvy]

Haha... That's my bro(:

(Who actually does own the Jetta, always pays for the expenses to get it fixed, loves working on it, and FYI, after they pulled into the driveway with all this, our parents burst out laughing so... Calm your balls dude.)

[kwakp8man]

HAHAHA. Cardboard spoiler and tincan exhaust!!!! Funny vid

[lococuhz]

whoever takes this video too seriously, needs a sense of humor....just sayin

[Dubramable]

diggydog56 yeah thats a why a fucking stock one would walk all over these rite?

[Dubramable]

@diggydog56 yeah that's why a stock mustang even a v6 would slaughter a stock civic?

[Dubramable]

Damn.. Shoulda' bought a Mustang.

[diggydog56]

@Dubramable no, mustangs are gay and overrated...

[severmine]

HAHAHAHAHAHA. I love it.

[giggtyman2]

you know the thing that goes on washingmachines/ dryers that connect to the wall to let out heat? and its made of aluminum thats what that jettas muffler looks like

[monoupz]

CHEAAAHHAA! Check da new exaauushhhtt!!! hahaha

[Dantesdoom]

That spoiler is nicely made to say its cardboard and duct tape. lol

[iddtapthat]

ahahahahaha this is actually funny

[HateOnEveryone]

Ur moms r going to be pissed when they,see wut u did to,their.cars

[ovgproduction]

why trying to break ur car for hha

[zerolegacy97]

you never go full retard

[Famous574]

@zerolegacy97 Word

[fowlcore]

why'd you stop filming?



[alboman1]

nice VR6

[TheSwagDragon]

lol at 0:48 i hated puberty too bro

[SiriusFan100]

cars are not toys.

[yoshigamer141]

i think the best part is that none of these kids own cars

[northerncustomsracin]

first if anyone who does that to a jetta is a flaming homosexual.. thats just flat out gya.. hell id rather drive a prius tahn that p.o.s and also jetta is a german car brand fuck tard.. why dont you guys grow a pair... goog god my moms mini van could beat those peices of shit.. hell id love to race you fags.. specailly in my 85 z28... or hell even in my civic ex with a b16b swap

[1993hondaaccord]

@northerncustomsracin Its a joke... Calm your hormones.

[soxonmyfeet]

@northerncustomsracin funny bro cause i have raced one of those worst style camaros, in my jetta and beat it.. and for a civic with a b16b is the most wasted money ever because you could of just got a gsr motor. or got rid of that car in general and get a real car like.. a bmw, audi, or benz...you know the cars you see people driving, and look at you like your retared cause you got outdated cars.

[soxonmyfeet]

@northerncustomsracin....like never ever, even when both your cars were new they still were lame..like honda civics are ment for grannys, and new girl drivers..like yeah my buddy has a k20eg and it smokes my shit...but its still shity as hell...like every1 with a swapped civ, takes the back seats out strips the car to be faster...both your cars arnt nearly as classy as a jetta. mabey not this fuck tart with a damn vent hooked up to his

[ljturner2009]

@northerncustomsracin 85 z28's are slow as hell i can smoke them in a stock v6 truck but you talk a good game o and civics for real man vw's are a better car by a long ways.

[adztermancoool]

hahaha this made my day man. anyone who thinks this is a serious video is a fucking idiot

[amiskorolla]

Hitler would be proud for that Jetta.

[gtruhljo]

FAGS!!!!!

[2345jefe]

eres un punetas

[zlee415]

I liked it.

[Stompy77]

This just made my day

[DoraggPvp]

That poor Jetta... it really brings a tear to my eye to see an innocent dub being treated like that.

[prosurfer2222]

@DoraggPvp its just a pos over priced unreliable vw

[knaxon]

Lol how long did it take you to build your spoiler. It looks so legit .l.. you did a legit parody bro. hahaha

[ROWB0AT]

Wow they got the kid from Indiana Jones to start the race :)

[timmmah80]

EVERYTHING IS BIGGER IN TEXAS. INCLUDING THESE FUCKING RETARDS.

[6SpeedSI]

This video is entertaining. OO and make sure you guys have your mothers cars home by 8:00 or she wont be happy and you wont get desert. O and just one more thing you might not want to rev that Jetta so hard its bad for the motor and you could more than likely blow it..... Apart from you shrill voices and absolutly pointless video Good Job.

[ddrplayer633]

@6SpeedSI Jetta's can take a beating like no other

[bigt1nyhatch]

Where are the fucking cops

[adiosk8r91]

Bunch of kids who balls have yet to drop, no wonder this video is so dumb.

[il0veexplosives]

@adiosk8r91 its people like you i don't understand. did you never have any fun when you were that age?

[TheExoticGod]

@adiosk8r91 Your a complete ass....these are teens making fun of ricer noobs... cant you see they are on our side? They are teaching themselves to hate ricers...don't hate on them.

[mannwhosoldtheworld]

@TheExoticGod They are still abusing the shit out of those perfectly fine automobiles

[ljavierg18]

I had a good laugh xD

[ImportKentaro]

Dude that exhaust from that jetta is the same one i have on my civic jkjk

[rchremi2]

Funny BUT STOP DISRESPECTING THE VR6 JETTA

[thedudeman123456]

first: you shouldnt jack ur parents cars.

second: you must be retarded be cause the video title says "ricer street rice"

[elwlx123]

lol So funny.

[SuperNova0216]

You should have More pride in your dub... Good thing you're not from where I'm at... We'd probably go smack u around for TRYING TO RICE UP a Jetta... Hopefully you learn more by the time you're outta high school lol...

[AwesomnessTony]

What a disgrace to VWs everywhere! Crap spoiler, Crap exhaust, Crap 'driver', and Crap acting. And FYI, if you're gonna do stupid stuff to a Jetta that only Honda drivers do, wouldn't you call it a sourkrouter, not a ricer?

[oldschoolbugs]

dear lord...

that poor VR6 :(

[FredrikMedia]

"Are yo RICEist?" Lmao!

[skatezero1324]

good job burning the clutch on the vr

[TheYoungOdie]

HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET THE SPOILER TO STAY ON. me and my friends tried this awhile ago before i seen this vid. it feel off 3 blocks down the road xD

[duhmeir]

Their moms are going to be angry when they see this.

[MrKdub318]

@duhmeir agreed.

[slamz13]

epic dryer exhaust

[claycas92]

My 2002 dodge stratus SE could smoke that POS anytime XP

[jtjoser]

That wing, spoiler whatever you want to call it on the Jetta! lol... Looks like a huge shopping cart! hehehe

[graffwriter17]

1:19 "ahh shit nigguh" lmao

[kingintrainin]

UGLY ASS JETTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

[th31337n00b]

@kingintrainin its fucking cardboard, jesus calm down

[colorcodejwj]

listen to the dude calling ppl fags.When he calls guys,(gus) and prepared,(prepeared).lol check your spelling b4 you insult someone dumbass.Damn the nerve some ppl have. Prolly a damn redneck that quit school in the 3rd grade,and has 10 kids with his cousin.

[speacialperson12345]

why do that to a vr6?

[DeadRabbitFilms]

please post your address so i can go and punch you in the stomach.

[claycas92]

@DeadRabbitFilms ..it's just a joke...Chill out.=/

[moblackqb31]

haha yall retarded lol

[BeNaNdJaKeYEAH]

if you think this video is serious, you are a fucking idiot

[ngmaze]

lol @ ppl taking this video seriously

[x1713]

fuck in ricer he nerver even race he is a fag

[dk15623]

moms gonna get pissed when she finds out what you've been doing to her car

[demariojason]

0:51 LMFAO!!!!! wow!!!!

[Reel785]

fags!!

[BigJuan2008]

The kid sayn he wants a clean race sounds like a faggot n diz vid is gay but kinda funny at the same time wtf

[RubbinVDubbin]

i hope your vr blows up on you cuz you don't deserve it

[zalaz831]

@RubbinVDubbin true

[parsley0120]

LMAO that was great!

[corey788237]

....that was retarded....lol

[imzeeification]

lulz

[RTwinTurbo]

Fuck.  lmao. You guys just made my day:)

[tamiyausa123]

i wish that mark4 could grow feet to shove one in your ass

as for that toyota its helpless

[dc2boii11]

lmao this is hilarious :P

[pameerian]

i bet he made that pipe out of aluminume foil.

[Showstopa11]

might be fully if yo ass wasnt on that nigga shit.... super fail plus get a real car

[vwJuanmk2]

volkswagen arent ricers but u made it look like a ricer! wtf!

[soricab]

mother fuckers

[sppr813]

"AH SHIT NIGGA!" LMAO

[DEADmetal3]

lol @ the ricer donuts

[Mast3rSkillz]

Camry would never beat a jetta and will never beat a jetta

[samgoose]

@Mast3rSkillz My Camry has beat more than one Jetta, on several occasions. Never say never when it comes to one car beating another, retard.

[romandwg]

Don't even know how to drive a vr6 jetta, moron. my 2.0 will smoke yours.

[Slipknot666Jack]

are you riceist? LOL 0:55

[TRevorDaKing09]

N!gga! IMMA COOK YO RICE!..HAHA funny & The Rice Gased The German HAHA!

[calvinblinkee]

Lmfao!

[Part4Skate]

are you serious, volkswagens are not supposed to be treated like that, this is sad...

[AnayalatorFromThaBay]

aww man tooo funny!!! was not expecting that at all lol

[BoricuaBoxer7]

LMAO...just plain LMAO

[jettagotboost]

you my friends are a fucktards. ALSO mk4s DO NOT suck a 1.8t with rods and a t3/t4 at 25psi will beat most cars

[BoricuaBoxer7]

@jettagotboost LMAO yea...except another car with a t3/t4 boosted at stupid insane limits...lmao way to rely on the turbo kid

[timtimmm17]

lmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaooooo­ooooooo



[patthebrit3]

@GarrettKeetley I know that. But the MK4's let the side down a bit.

[astroboyracer247]

Hahahaha! Very creative. I enjoyed watching this, thank you.

[MIKE231423]

dumb but funny and sad at same time

[rosanoisapimp]

lol he goes backwards

[Martynas94]

nice one :D

[jlittlethc]

lmfao niiiiice

[bighunt08]

This vid is pretty funny.. neither of these cars are rice they are just "get you there" cars... they were just hilariously explaning how dumbasses go out and make them rice... Rule is if the motor runs less than 2.0L you shouldnt race it unless its like a Miata or something with that power to weight.. {:

[zionbnr32]

ricer win lawl

[xXthewigglerXx]

nicely done

[heavymetal6893]

LMAO

[krayzeejojo]

LMAO. How many cardboard boxes did you guys cut-up to make the spoiler and hood scoop?

[sonyericson20]

lol whats the exhaust made of i wana make one!!!

[gbsons]

how exactly is that camry a ricer? its a clean car. the jetta on the other is a ricer.

[Sedoken24]

Hahahaha, this video woulda gone good with this escort me and my friend, "suped" up. we took a PS2 from gamestop and a video game rack to fashion a wing and then drove it to a ricer meet

[dunkist360]

Bahahahahaaaaaaa!!

I don't care what anyone says! that was hilarious! Props to the vid makers for taking the time to put all that together! The actor in the jetta sounds like dave chappelle.

[SEWegman]

"Immo cook yo rice!" Then I will cover it in a tangy sauce and bake it at 350.

[shootnmove]

LMFAO, it looks like the jetta exhaust was made out of pipes from a Dryer ventilation hose

[stoone113]

you shouldnt have laughed at the end, you laughing made the funny part no so funny (im talkin to the camera dude)

[TheTest4echo]

I'm sure your parents don't appreciate you doing that with their cars

[04COMach1]

Thats some funny shit, should have painted the wing black though...

[vpis350]

funny. good times. :D

[chaoticend27]

"ITs a VR6 man dont treat it like that" roflmao, its a VW, any male VW owner has RAINBOW across their face. But haha loved the vid good way to define a RICER

[audis4mister]

not really.. there are vr6 big turbos with .. mm 750 to 800hp.. umm.. yea.. good luck against any of them.. or the vw owners with their lil vw bug that could whoop any of your cars's asses.. yea.

[ImJustAnAverageJoe]

loll ima cook yo rice

[Thunderbr3wn]

rofl nice guys

[Curt705900]

This was defenetly funny when people understand its a joke, That is so what a ricer would have done!

[LynxOGrady]

lol! i love that!

"chek da new exzaaaaaasst!!"

[exdriver22]

OH MAN I LOL SO HARD FOR THE JETTA

iI Got a 98 model.

Class A Grocery GET ER

NO matter how fast u go you wont break the eggs

LOL

[oyicu]

man vr6 deserve way better owner than this... fuck!

[audis4mister]

These idiots dont know anything about vw.. or vr6.. we rnt rice u idiot.

[oyicu]

i can tell you rite now these guys hav a body kit, with a fart can, driving a D15Y6 sohc vtec and tell me my MK3 volkswagen jetta with stage 2 chip, stage 2 clutch, breathin in with a AEm cold air, lettin it out with a magnaflow catback, custom intake manifold and you ricer can tell me idk wats a ricer? i can spot you all the way from japan, btw fuck you guys im asian and im not a ricer. Yea drive a honda and live forever! fuck face

[audis4mister]

ok assfuck.. you dont know anything about anything.. you dont even know what model cars are in this video.. so go try to suck your own dick you small cocked asian.

[oyicu]

yea wat the fuck do you know how this vr6? i bet this is the 2.8 vr6 12 v with 176 hp this is the 99.5 -01 version wat else do you wanna fuckin know?

[herky303]

@audis4mister its a re-enactment of ricer high school kids that take their stock corolla and race against their friends cavalier. are you saying jettas are fast? the old 1.8t was kinda quick, and so is the new gli, but vr6 definitely are slow as fuck.

[audis4mister]

@herky303 umm hmm dumbshit.. the vr6 0 -60 times r just as fast as the 1.8t.. and i have a 2000 gti vr6 12v.. not the 24v with more power.. and there isnt anyone who thinks its slow.. not a soul ive met.

[wattsornott234]

@audis4mister  volkswagons are not fast fyi but they are girly . Your a girl right?

[audis4mister]

@wattsornott234 so the 800 hp vr6s rnt fast.. ok.. ur brilliant.