40 Year Old Virgin - Mooj Advice Scene (Extended/Unrated Version)

[JayDelaCruz3]

lol this guy taught me a lot in middle school

[reddg71]

@raziel12us, it wasn't this guy that stabbed his girlfriend??? It was the other Middle Eastern guy in this movie. The one that gets into it with Paul Rudd. He's the guy.

[uzibitch1]

i was rollin when he said "holy shit man u gotta get on that"

[oljerzbastard]

it's about coNNECTION!!!

[raziel12us]

crazy this guy stabbed his wife 40 some times

[pauldays]

Tossing Salad!!!! Check Urban Dictionary for the definitions!

[patdeppner]

0:48 Whats the one says after cincinatti bowtie??

[Wahoofuck]

butthole pleasures have taught me much about life

[Hurls47]

@Wahoofuck : Ok are u a guy or girl...can't tell from the comment xD

[Wahoofuck]

@Hurls47 guy

[2wingo]

Once you get past all the disgusting "Nots," Mooj's advice is actually very good.

[RoarOfZonda]

donkey punch and t-bagging? wtf? ROFL

[DzMusic2011]

" Holy shit man u gotta get on dat. " lmao

[gtstunna]

Even funnier than in the movie!!!!!!!

[murray1234567891011]

Its not about LOOOOOOOOOVE haha

[Hurls47]

@murray1234567891011 : lol but it isssss...in the scheme of things.

[angryjalapeno]

Wow. I'm glad most of this was edited out from the movie release.

[fuckyiuyiu]

Hanging BRAAAAAIIIINNNNNN

[Strivenigga]

life is not about sex its not about cock and ass and tits and butthole pleasures. It's not about this rusty trombone, dirty Sanchez... th-the Cincinnati bowtie and the pussy-juice cocktail, and the... shit-stained balls. Its about love its about connection LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!

[Strivenigga]

cinncinatti bowtie LMFAO!!!!!!

[cheezkid]

It's not about the rusty trombone or the dirty sancheeeeeeeeez

[209mickey]

He talks about shit stained balls. look how dark he is.

[AJT285]

DUNKY PUNCH.

[SuperTestfreak]

best scene

[mrhen888]

Pussy magnet xD

[Bonethugs90]

Alligator Fuckhouse:

A daring sexual maneuver: Mid-coitus, one person bites the neck of the other, locks their arms and legs down and goes into a deathroll, all while maintaining insertion. Like downshifting a car!

Forexample :Sally: "Last night Johnny surprised me with an Alligator Fuckhouse, and I came for an hour and a half! I think the bite might have left a scar though..."

[AllenGarnettPierce]

press 4 to see some tossing salad LMFAO

[PeterZeeke]

thank god for urban dictionary

[SuperTestfreak]

@PeterZeeke urban dictionary helped me also lol

[PeterZeeke]

rattlesnake wiggle!

[PeterZeeke]

its not about fucking and balls and pussy

[XxKevinA7X]

jagged head dildos? lmao

[Ice24King]

It was mad funny how fast he left when she came over

[Ice24King]

He put mad emphasis on tossing salad

[Ice24King]

I can't stop laughing

[TheMrFunktastic2]

shit stained balls hahahahah

[acedaface954]

no mooj. don't stop. lolol

[UtoobRulz]

aaawww man i gotta watch this movie again lol

[HexGameplay]

jacket, no jacket lol

[Direct730]

Mooj made 40 yr old virgin a hell of a flick to watch lol

[BarryHung22]

Tossing Salad!!!! Lol

[natnevergivesup]

@BarryHung22 Hhahah love that bit

Hey pal watch my vids and see if you like them comment :) thanks

[broodles1983]

tossing saLAD

[aimeelee76]

What kind of slide?

[dcs2690]

@aimeelee76 Cameltoe slide, LMAO

[giggidygoo17]

Hmm this scene seemz longer than the 1 I saw

[DJLFCH1]

I looked up the sexual act of dirty sanchez wish i didnt :(

[DJLFCH1]

When you are having sex with a girl from behind and then you bite her neck. You then spin violently trying to keep your penis in her and maintaining the bite. If you ever watch and aligator eat it bites and spins to rip the meat. Definition of Aligator fuck house xD

[themightycelestial]

Whoa whoa, wait a second....

There's more to life than a double-decker pussy???

No way!

[GublerRussia]

Holy shit man you gotta get on that. rolf! And thats just the begging of the conversation!

[Nozza1000]

I googled every single one of these lol

[impalervlad1456]

I can't stop laughing. My sides hurt

[KingDT2007]

i have heard of golden shows but a rainbow shower?

[Damian702lv]

i cried laughin when he said alligator fuckhouse lmao

[shinystuffff]

Holy shit, man, you gotta get on dat...

[schmagum]

Butthole pleasures???

[bigzzzdog]

Its not about the rattle snake wiggle!!!!!

[RinzlersWorld]

Superrrr funny! Get on that!!!!

[Stephanyye10]

lmfaoo wtf!

[reese2099]

Arabian goggles lmao

[irieslant]

Ribbon Goggles?

[rrrod411]

@irieslant Arabian Goggles

[urbanKcodyJ]

this never gets old!!!

[030terror]

ALIGATOR FUCK HOUSEEEEEEEEEE

[ABCDEFGHIJKLMN01231]

Alligator fuckhouse hahahahhaahhaahahah!

[deathmortis03]

haha THE HANGING BRAIN. I dont even wana know what the fuck that is

[mikemyerz666]

Raven goggles? It's not raven goggles, it's Arabian goggles. Its when someone blows a load in your eyes when you are asleep or passed out and when you wake up your eyes would be crusted shut. I assume this has something to do with getting sand in your eyes living in the desert.

[funfirl35]

don't ask what raven goggles are please don't

[8227155]

LMAO !



[RomeoKGT]

Love the way Mooj hurries off at the end of the scene when the boss arrives :D

[PumpuliKivi]

Alligator fuckhouse...

Shitstain balls...

:D

[Kani681]

Yo my nigga is 2 funny

[Inglejuice]

ALLIGATOR FUCKHOUSE

[Gaskinmedia1]

This is super funny. Thats the nastiest thing I have heard come out of an old dudes mouth :)

[tokenwebster]

One of my favourite characters in the film, i think he is in miri and zak make a porno aswell

[kurdt1000]

Alligator fuck house LMAO!!

[PlasmaCutter117]

Its not about TOSSING SALAD!

[kpodudu]

holy shit mhen you gat to get on that.

[acedaface954]

andy: "mooj just please stop. lolololol

[BladeFang619]

this old fucker is fucking hiliarious LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[scottinbristol]

i like how andy keeps taking his coat off and then putting it back on again really quickly.......

[ShaithMaster]

What is he talking about? It's ALL about butthole pleasures

[AntonioSaucedo22]

@ShaithMaster

I disagree. it's not about buttholes pleasures.

[ShaithMaster]

@AntonioSaucedo22 As long as it's clean, butthole pleasures are the shit! haha get it

[ahava77]

Mooj cracks me up!!

[95jarnold]

LMFAO!!!

[imageryguy]

lol

[Snipez26]

This dude should do a PSA on life. LOL!

[ADTR1990]

double decker pussies hahahah what the fuck?!

[1misanthropist]

It IS about getting butt pleasures from the females ! " Holy shit man, you've got to get on that" hahhaha

[metalgeorge123]

throughout the video hes got a jacket on and then at 0:31 hes not wearing one...weird!

[mrjazzyjaz100]

Man mooj is fucked up lol. If you know what the meaning is of what hes saying... Perverted mofo

[Yankie33]

Damn poor Andy looks uncomfortable, confused & interested in all this lmao. ;)

[1017balla]

cock and ass and tits rusty trombone dirty sanchez pussy juice cocktail duble decker pussy haahah shit stain balls cum swapping hanging brain rattlesnake wiggle alligator fuck house cock ass tits

its not about that ^

[urmommaisfattt]

@1017balla alligator f*ck house LOL

[ZcOrPiOxD]

Shit stained balls, and cum swapping, and the hanging brain, it's not about the rattlesnake wiggle, and the alligator fuck house, donkey-punching, the tea-bagging--

Mooj, just please stop.

HAHAHHAHAHHAHA THE BEST FUCKING DIALOGUE EVER .. I'VE LAUGHING LIKE FOR 2 HOURS HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

"HOLY SHIT MAN YOU GOTTA GET ON THAT" HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA­HAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ZcOrPiOxD]

And butt hole pleasures.

It's not about butt hole pleasures at all.

It's not about these rusty trombone, and dirty sanchez. It's not about rainbow showers and camel-toe slide, and your Cincinnati bowtie, your Arabian goggles or the hot carl and pearl necklace, or pussy juice cocktails, and the jagged-head dildos, and the double-decker pussies.

OK. I, y'know, double pussies and ..

[ZcOrPiOxD]

Andy, don't let them bother you. It's ok not to have sex. Not everybody's a pussy magnet. You are, ah, what are you, 25?

I'm 40.

Holy shit man! You gotta get on that. Life isn't about sex. Life is about children, and passion, and spirit!

Yeah, life's about passion.

It's not about fucking and balls and pussy. It's about love, it's about people, it's about connection.

It's all about connections.

It's not about tossing salad. It's not about cock and ass and tits.

[neville1001]

I love the "Dirty San-CHEZZ"

[livingisaight]

hooooolllly shit man u gota git on det

[RezKet]

& the alligator F*ck HOUSEEEEE!!! haha

[2wingo]

Oh God, WHY did I Google Cincinatti Bow-tie?!

[Pop2Lock]

"Not everybody's a pussy magnet" - Best line ever.

[supernaturalmcfly]

At the minute 0:31 Andy's clothes change! LOL!

[Spacemonkeymojo]

@supernaturalmcfly LMFAO!!!!

[shawoody]

@supernaturalmcfly LOL!!!

[20Montez20]

Wat are you uhhhh 25 ??

Im 40 ..

Holy shit man you've got to get on that ! LMAO

[StrictlyReggae]

its not about rattlesnake wiggle and alligator fuck house hahaha lmao

[OX4SNYPA]

This part is the best part! HahahahahahA

[mrdunniii]

"you've got to get on deck...." lmao

[bellydweller]

the worst part is the shit stained balls.

[BonoHASmonoFTW]

the the.. shit stain balls.. and the CUM SWAPPING AND THE HANGING BRAINNNNN!!!!!

[illmatic826]

"not everybodys a pussy magnet" LMFAO

[wellshii]

lmao.fucking indian pervert

[supersmashyouout101]

im crying and pissing on myself watching this over and over ..

Mooj killed it !

[asirknightar1]

Tru

[czurmuhl]

Jaged headed dildos...double decker pussy....WTF

[DarrelM5000]

it's not about the rattlesnake wiggle, and the alligator fuck house, donkey-punching, the tea-bagging--

Mooj, just please stop!

Mooj would've kept on going if he had the chance!!!! XD

[casketofdog]

@DarrelM5000 lol

[VividJame]

Everything is backwards in Cincinnati

Urban dictionary

[ZcOrPiOxD]

Pussy juice cocktail ;)

[bubediscuss]

best advice ever

[casketofdog]

andy created 2 accounts to dislike this

[AntonioSaucedo22]

The Mooj-Andy scene is one of the best ever. Ever! Mooj is right though, life IS about connections.

[Gregoshkloch]

I can't think of any movie scene tha made me cry laughing as hard as this deleted scene from 40yerold virgin. Brilliance and genius subtle humour is what is lacking from today's comedy and movies. I literally cried after "alligator fuckhouse" 8) Pussyjuice cocktails" fuck man this is just outrageous!

[Gregoshkloch]

I can't think of any movie scene tha made me cry laughing as hard as this deleted scene from 40yerold virgin. Brilliance and genius subtle humour is what is lacking from today's comedy and movies. I literally cried after "crocodile fuckhouse" 8) Pussyjuice cocktails" fuck man this is just outrageous!

[bubediscuss]

"the HOT carl" ahahahhahaha! Mooj is my hero

[rhetoric86]

MOOJ YOU'RE THE MAN, WHY ISN'T THIS GUY A HOLLYWOOD GOD RIGHT NOW...

[antipersonneldevices]

2 people think its all about butthole pleasures

[deathmortis03]

this is one of the most memorable seens from the movie. Hilarious

[funfirl35]

i just searched up alligator fuck house i really wish i didnt

[Pararescue001]

@funfirl35 lmao

[wweuniversewwe]

i want this guy at my bachelor party!!!!!

[terrafirma1234]

or the cum swapping and the HANGING BRAAAAIIN...

[skunkicker]

his hand movements when he says "donkey punch while shes tea bagging"...priceless :')

[seblasian]

@skunkicker Not sure if he said donkey punch *while* tea bagging... I imagine the result of that would be quite painful if not castrating.

[lancerkillcam]

or the double decker pussy lol

[family2friends]

2 ppl dnt kno abt sex at all

[bumwrecker27]

holy shit, man, you gotta get on that!

[plazaff]

The alligator fuck house.

[Duffield81791]

All right double pussies...

[TheReyn0lds]

aligator fuck house lmfao

[mbbeatz]

its not about the rattlesnake wiggle...and the alligator fuck house *DEAD*

[cruelifer]

2 people are all about butthole pleasures

[kramer3214]

0:59 okay well ya know double pussies...... 

[ANTBOND004]

jagged head dildos LOL

[carlmorgan92]

Jajaja so fucking good, listen sword of sodomy (lividity), is the same verse at first jajaja

[rotaryboots]

I had to look up at least 80% of these words on urban dictionary lmao

[missezkpaul]

@rotaryboots lmfao! i never knew what these words were until i did what you did...bahahahaha, so f'd up!

[CitySkin09]

"Cameltoe Slide" is my favorite!

[Jstinger]

He took his jacket off at 0.32 ...............

[GuillaumeSL]

alligator fuck house hahahahaha!!!!!!

[righthook88]

1 person dosen't like butthole pleasures

[rheckleszLo]

Lmao what's a double decker pussy and shit-stained balls???

[Zunigaistheman]

I have learned words I've never heard before and I'm scared to my very core.

[jamesboake]

This movie instantly relieved me of my obsessions and suicidal impulses. Sluts. Both of you. Stupid gender role believers.

KaZ

[bkivalu1]

Life is all about the rusty trombone!!

[bmassa4]

Alligator Fuckhouse!

[Goose555111]

its about CONNECTIONS!

[Mike222ozu]

Mooj is going crazy at the end lol

[Foreverclever87]

The alligator fuck house!

[armyofcripples]

It's not about butthole pleasures at all...