My Little Pony College Speech Presentation

[ThisWorldIsScrewed]

Dude niice! I heard someone go woot right before you turned off the camera! BALLS OF STEEL

[Writtenjustice]

Wow, this guy seriously thinks MLP is some of the best animation in the decade. He's not hypnotized by the frighteningly prolific fandom at all; no sir.

[MessioticRambles]

I went straight from Stage 1.5 ("You're kidding right? People like My Little Pony? I have to check this out") to Stage 5.

[roughplague]

few presentations have been as good as this one, should've just had some more visual aid about the show and it's characters, but hopefully some people will give the show a chance in your class, good job =)

[EpicWin4231]

Stage 6: Happiness

Stage 7: Use of the words "everypony," "anypony," and "somepony

Stage 8: Spreading Virus starting point

Stage 9: Obsession

Stage 10: Agressive coveting

Stage 12 (optional): Visiting and/or burglary of Toys 'R' Us

Stage 13: Spreading virus increased to maximum

Stage 14: Replacing every third noun in every sentence with "pony"

Stage 15: Replacing the word "God" with "Celestia"

Stage 16: Youtube

[MessioticRambles]

@EpicWin4231 I'm at Stage 15, I have no desire to post to Youtube. Manely because I know that anything I make will be pretty terrible.

[EpicWin4231]

@MessioticRambles I'm stage 16, but my scanner is broke so i haven't been able to upload any art and i'm broke, so no music

[EpicWin4231]

@EpicWin4231 lmao

[Frozenflutter]

@EpicWin4231 I'm stuck on stage 9, forever, @-@ Fluttershy :D

[bloodsuckingmonster4]

@EpicWin4231

Stage 17, try creating a fan group at own school/work/other

I will do it, working up from the youngest to the oldest, I will bronify my school!

[EpicWin4231]

@bloodsuckingmonster4 Me and like 1 friend are in that group at mine. xD

Step 18: Make an "Ask-a-Pony" blog on Tumblr

Step 19: Spam "I'M GOING TO LOVE AND TOLERATE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU" all over everything

Step 20: put up "OBEY" Princess Celestia posters (meme found on internet) on random street corners and in your room.

I'm now inbetween steps 19&20.

[EpicWin4231]

0:26 DATFACE.

[AdrianDeer]

wow that was actually a really good presentation ! :D nice work Brony!

[draxdrilox02]

The Brony Gospel is gping to spread

[davisbr96]

This took serious balls

[Dapplecloud]

i after i went through stages 1-5 for Dragonball Z i skipped straight to 5 for My Little Ponies

[spidycheese]

He seemed to be getting nervous around the end...can't say I blame him. He was probably getting some weird looks.

[100Chocolatebunny]

i think he is a brony..

[Shenty117]

I skipped stage 1, 2, 3 and 4. I'm a teenage Eastern Asian boy that went to 4 different high schools, one of them being the worst possible school where I come from, plays M rated games only, listens to AC/DC, Black Sabbath, etc. and watches animes, usually rated 13+ to 18+(including hentai).

[Kazechirashi]

You need to stop moving around so much. Imho, as another speech-giver.

[bearsfan97]

you sir have balls of steel

[thearcticfox101]

this man is a hero. 

[FlutterGeek]

I'm a nineteen-year-old girl so maybe it's easier for me to say that I immediately started at Stage 5 and have been that way ever since. I'm proud to love ponies!

[Thiefenz]

Dude is very good at public speaking.

[IrapeMidgets]

Bronies are some of the worst filth to mankind.

[sniperninja009]

@IrapeMidgets whats worst is ur trolling on random MLP video. dont u hav anything better to do?

[Thiefenz]

@IrapeMidgets I know right? they should just die because they are barely human. it's like culling a population of deer.

I mean, who needs friendship

[Kippenger]

@Thiefenz People that want to get away from being home alone staring out their window in Jealousy.

[bongiisme500]

@IrapeMidgets and so are you

[BlackDragon2712]

@IrapeMidgets well, you are in step 2 "anger"

[Yoshistar81]

I'm still somewhere between stage 4 and 5, but mostly 4. I've just recently begun humming the tunes out loud. And it's been 5 months.

[Brakex]

At least theres no spaghetti flying out of his pockets.

[songoten91]

*brohoof*

[TheyAreHere2]

you like Josh from drake and josh

[andmos100]

I'm still in stage 4.

[Joey44J]

That is what we call a bad ass

[ItachiChan123]

I swear Im so doing this if I have to do a speech at school

[PinkHammerGirl]

daaannng i went through the same process......

[watergod321]

very brave, well justified, but dude, watch out for the parasprites

[misa18amaneyt]

This is so great. Maybe one day I'll get a chance to speak to an audience like this.

[BeestOfSpood]

I like how adult viewers have to justify themselves by over-analyzing the show. You watch it because you're a manchild, deal with it and so will I.

[Skyler040619935]

Im in a college speech class and i was required to do a reaction on an online speech and i chose yours. I loved this speech it was very good in every aspect except how fast you had to go. Lol i wish you were in my class so i didnt have to listen to boring speeches all day. Idk whats wrong with this internet shit talkers. Keep up the good work

[FerretTheFuzzles]

At my college,this guy would be snickered and made fun of.

You don't need "balls" to make a fool of yourself. Just an unhealthy obsession and a lack of common sense.

[OfficiallyaBasedGod]

@FerretTheFuzzles Not just in your college bro, every where in public. Look at him un-combed, fidgeting, incomprehensible.

[ChrisYangsta]

i hope u burn in hell

[gothboy195]

@ChrisYangsta damn, calm down

[watergod321]

@ChrisYangsta Your lucky I can only thumbs down you once or your scored be so low, by the time you got back to the billions, The herd will have taken over the world and you will fall beneath the mighty stampede as pinkie throws you a "last human on earth party"

[TheRainbowBrony]

@watergod321 Portal 2 Reference XD

[sh1tpickle]

nice posture and body

you skinny fat barrel chested whore

i hope you drown in your sorrow

[dark7element]

Haters gonna hate

[watergod321]

@dark7element *Brohoof*

[Afunkyjivechorus]

Can we haz semi-apocalyptic WWIII nao?

[ThatOneMarxman]

A+ for ponies, 4chan, and meme faces.

[Anthonyrdehn]

*BROHOOF*

[BNAG1019]

A+, a full ride through Harvard and a key to the playboy mansion.... this guy now has it.

[SonicPhan630]

A+

[Ponyship]

Major props to you! *brohoof*

[marsvin55]

i love mlp fim and im 19 and i don't care what eople says!

[Mik4MaY]

What was the speech? a persuasive speech? or informative.

[mkauf84]

@Mik4MaY Moving...

alot of moving.

[LizardMan5507]

you probably have a cutie mark of bravery.

[anon7631]

I found it distracting how he kept touching his chest.

[Armystuntman]

I don't know. I like the show because every single character becomes mentally unstable in the episodes.

[edudogelspore]

this sucks

[PJohnnyJX]

@edudogelspore

Your just mad that this has 539 likes.

[thegamer5ify]

He is the good incarnate of MLP. The son of Lauren Faust. And the brother of Chuck Norris. He is a god.

[thegamer5ify]

Amazing... JUST!!! Amazing.

[AVLAHOS22]

wow. jesus christ man, jesus christ. Yeah it's brave i'll give ya that...

[RataITA]

Ok, take a second to think about this. Coming from a huge fan of the show.

Why the fuck do you think you need to "come out" to your friends and shit about someone who watches ponies? It's fucking RETARDED. It's like if you walked up to your mother and said "well, mom, time to come out of the closet.. i.. uh.. sometimes, i scratch my balls when I'm bored"

NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT WHAT YOU WATCH! YOU'RE MAKING IT LOOK LIKE YOU'RE HOMOSEXUAL OR SOME SHIT AND YOU NEED TO CONFESS!

FUCK THIS

[PJohnnyJX]

@RataITA

umadbro?

[joedog96]

@RataITA Well, considering all the attention from society and media, people DO in fact "give a fuck about what we watch".

[GMSjk777]

He's got balls.

He's got so much balls, that people

ignored Gary Oak's girth.

[ar2110302]

@GMSjk777

You know you can't ignore his girth?

[GMSjk777]

@ar2110302 ...It seems my argument has become invalid.

Well played, well played...

[TheMostUselessPlayer]

@GMSjk777 YOU CANT IGNORE HS GIRTH

[ElegeantFencer]

I myself am not a brony, but I commend you for your bravery to do this presentation and admit that you're a brony. I believe with your thesis that the show challenges preconceptions, and that there is nothing wrong with visiting feelings of your past childhood.

[randomfan15]

dude that was one hell of a speeh even i wound not do that you got balls :3

[iviaverick52]

Dude did you illustrate using Reddit rage faces?!?!?

[thehappyhermitcrab]

That was excellent!

[Uhcip]

bronys all look like they need to hit the gym

[Writtenjustice]

@Uhcip agreed

[Baxbound]

You have all the balls. I love you.

[mirmoth99]

college will be 20% cooler if people have a presentation in every class

[Joemikolai]

Turn on captions to make this 20% cooler.

[iziel07]

Also plagerism for stealing rage comics

[iziel07]

Your voice is so boring, u made Bronies seem lame cause of u, you cant commit to being 20% cooler.

[TrollestiaMLP]

This guy has balls the size of grapefruits to go up there.... Hero.

[ahschornjesus]

@TrollestiaMLP he has cancer?

[bioninja3000]

i must be at late stage 4, since i barely have told my sister and i have full out told my mother (but i still hide them when i watch it for some reason someone please tell me why).

I have said some MLP references in a middle of a conversation and im thinking about getting a shirt and seeing if i can find one that way.

[hotelmario510]

@bioninja3000 Shit, I think I'm in early Stage 5.

[MLPFANBOY]

Believe it or not, I skiped all stages of broniedom But 3 and 5.

[RefiningJeRkz]

fat autistic nerd ahahaaa

[Cannonsilencer]

@RefiningJeRkz I'm sure you can find love anyway.

[Cybrisk]

@RefiningJeRkz please, no need to announce yourself in such a manner.

[DAVEKLOKForTheHorde]

A+. I like your presentation of the words. I like how you put it across to the class. Brony4life man.

[RCVideoDude]

Great speech very good with a lot of high energy and flow.

[CountlessPWNZ]

I like the ytp's made of this show and now I feel like watching the actual thing, am I a bronie?

[TheSpaz179]

@CountlessPWNZ Not yet.

[CountlessPWNZ]

@TheSpaz179 now i am =( hard to hide it now......

[Anonymous20789]

That was a freakin great speech and I'm sure you roped a few more people to the herd. Just one thing, try not to move around too much, it can distract the audience from what you're actually saying. But with such an interesting speech, seems it wasn't a problem this time.

[Kkyyrruu]

your speech was really well done... CONGRATZ!

[jaxblade07]

you and a few others gave me the balls to give a speech for my class :) lol. I'm giving my speech Thursday wish me luck Bronies.

[Gunmaster333]

And Ed edd edyy

[getoman10]

@Wiiinception

Stage 2, Anger

[Ecrada]

:megusta:

[almfreak]

the speaker kinda sounds like Jerry Seinfeld.....

anyway, nice in-depth analysis!

[GMSjk777]

@Wiiinception2 "Shucked"?

EVERYONE IS CORN.

[TrAnCeLoVeR83]

@Wiiinception2 are you being serious?

[Mr41432]

@Wiiinception2 Hate detected! Firing Orbital Friendship Cannon in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...

[CRqi]

@Wiiinception2 Go away. Friendship is magic bro.

[calfitz10]

I love people that do presentations on MLP.

[CJBland1]

How did he fit all thoses long definitions on one flash-card? O_O

Apart from that, good presentation. :BROHOOF:

[videogamer1010]

This is me at my next English class presentation.

[Roxas31512]

I thought brony was for male fans, and female fans were just ponies.

Also every presentation focused on MLP ever is pure win. >_>

[femoman]

@Roxas31512 I guess that's what it was originally, but since the brony movement has grown so big, it's basically a group-all name.

[greseres]

Bronies...BRO HOOF!

[superawesomemaster]

@aboo612 The first two rules are: "Do not talk about /b/" and "Do NOT talk about /b/" I don't wanna go in detail, that would break the rule. You must be new to 4Chan, a newfag I might add. If you aren't new and still believe this, you still, are a newfag, who can't grow to understand this. 4chan isn't /b/ it has like 37 different places like /co/ for comics. Ive been going on 4chan for 2 years know, and I pretty much get the idea.

[Sagemaster00]

So this is what they teach in college? You wonder why China is advancing?

[L0wD0wnPhX]

@Sagemaster00 China can suck my big fat, pony watching American balls.

[Sagemaster00]

@L0wD0wnPhX Hey I agree china sucks, but if this is what their talking about in college, we're in trouble.

[EKfreeky]

He said Hey Arnold not K-on

:|

[aboo612]

you mentioned 4chan breaking rules 1 & 2. instant dislike.

[ThisIsRelevant]

@aboo612 Last time I checked you have that wrong. You can mention 4chan all day without breaking rules 1&2.

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OH DANG HOMIE WHAT NOW.

[Ran2erN]

2:34 did he say Keion?

[DrGarlic500]

@Ran2erN he said K-ON (I think...)... Wich is an awsome anime about some highschool girls who form a rock band and stuff...

[Ran2erN]

@DrGarlic500 I Know what it is, and I've watched it, I just don't understand why he would bring it up, it's only 3 years old or something.. Keion is how it's pronunced and directly translated from the hiragana's..

[DrGarlic500]

@Ran2erN I see... Forgive my misunderstanding...

[Ran2erN]

@DrGarlic500 It's cool, I just find it weird as to why he would mention K-on..

[hm149]

...Brohoof

[unseen370]

mentions ponychan

AWWWWWWWWWWWWYEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHH

[ProffersorKritzkrieg]

why are most of these speeches in college and not high school =/

[Rastefstine]

@ProffersorKritzkrieg As I understand it, it's mainly young adult men who are in love with the show. Not that other demographics don't love it -- but 'bronydom' seems to be more of a thing with them. :D

[ThisIsRelevant]

@ProffersorKritzkrieg Everyone I know who watches it is 20-25. In fact I mentioned our pony parties to a friend of mine who's in highschool, and he was much more vocal about how "gay" and "dumb" he thought it was. Mentioning it to another friend in his 20s, his response was more along the lines of that he'd stay away from watching it (without downright hating). So really... most (all?) of the vocal haters are probably 17 or younger. Makes sense, really. High school kids will be high school kids.

[C2D2L2A]

@ThisIsRelevant im seventeen and i like it....

[AgentNoOne]

Student: May we point and laugh?

Teacher: Well it is a grown man talking about ponies, sure why not.

[can2142be]

@AgentNoOne Problem???

[Kel10ization]

@AgentNoOne Are u still Angry??

[DrGarlic500]

@AgentNoOne lolz, why?

[Koopastomper]

you broke rules 1 and 2...for science [and speech]!

[Budogenkai]

IN A DECADE?

WOOOOOOOOAH CHECK PLEASE

[daniel32876]

@alexmeanberg becouse we believe in the magic of friendship

[Dracodan]

the 5 stages part was perfect, it was spot on! XD (except I didnt go trough the fourth step and skipped to the fifth one

[Dracodan]

@Dracodan I meant the fourth one XD

[smawzyv]

I'd say 19% better audio syncing.

[GabZonY]

+100 internets to you sir.

[adamtheamazing64]

You won the internetz.

[stirberdestirb]

I love how his right hand moves all the time...

[SanguinaryZer0]

@stirberdestirb

Its called talking with your body some people can't control it I'm one of them lol

[rrogers47]

Question. How The fuck Didi you fit all that on one card?

[KhaledAlAsad]

@rrogers47 ZE MAGICKS

[KingOfHalla]

@rrogers47 small ass writing

[Mr41432]

@rrogers47 probably the card just has a few notes to remind him of what to talk about

[SpareTimeShow]

@rrogers47 Magic

[MLPFANBOY]

@rrogers47 You don't write your speach in a postcard, you write key points on one.

[FastFlyerJr]

@rrogers47 memorization

[msb64x]

Love how this is in the catagory "education"

[RealZSurvivalist]

Bronies4life.

[Marinedude2]

@RealZSurvivalist *brohoof*

[CraftingPansy]

I skipped all the steps and went straight to five. I'm sure there was some influence in that I'm female and have an intense like of bright colours.

As for the presentation, quite good. Only thing I'd have to say is that you sounded really nervous and you fidgeted. You're very entertaining to watch; maybe you should get into comedy.

I'm curious as to what class this was for.

[DaMasterSarge]

I dunno if i could ever just go in front of my class room and do this.

They hate me enough already, and hired people to beat me up before(FAILED)

So yea...

And also I went from Bargaining straight to acceptance within 10 seconds after the the shows intro, lol.

[darkmyro]

dont feel bad man i just became a brony i do not know why i like this show but its awsome

[stephiecat]

Very nicely done!

[0nlyhalfevil333]

That was actually pretty interesting. I did go through the 7 steps of becoming a brony too :D

*brohoof*

[rafflesia]

You...ROCK.

My Media Journalism class recorded my MLP review and I then edited it, but alas, the stupid file wouldn't open or upload once I got home. Dx Hopefully when I'm back on campus in the fall, I can fix it. Good to see my school's not the only one having the magic of friendship and ponymania shared with its other woefully unaware students. :3

[area51l]

I skipped the first four steps and went to step 5. I proudly announce my love of the show <3