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  • The poop to end all poops.

  • 1:02, CHARGER! CHARGER! CHARGER!

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  • HOW DID IT BURN

  • As a white person I'm not offended by this, because white supremacist think they have the upper hand & those inbreeding pig fuckers don't. LOL I called them inbreeders. XD

  • semen and cheddar.... what could be better?

  • my baby momma said im an easy cracker

  • waterproof potatoes, a grill glove AND five bucks? I'm sold

  • TORTURE TORTURE TORTURE

  • I love how when he says "Add chili and everyone will go silly" and it just pauses to take a moment for you to realize how stupid that is.

  • ...the fuck was the thing with the turtle??? O_o

  • You crackers are a hastle!

  • You can crack them this way you can crack that way we've all done crack

  • whats up with the turtle at the end of your vids? lol

  • Roco's Modern Life ^_________^

  • i miss you man :(

  • "this limited time offer is not available"

    oh...... ok..

  • I'm now obssessed with "HOW'D IT GET BURNED!!"

  • Is mark seriously dead?

  • @Brandon999LFC Most likely not...

  • turtle!

  • Crack,crack...crack away...Criken ^~^ hello.

  • You gay crackers...

  • 0:10 can't stop loling

  • @AlexorPwnsAll I know right! Me too! XD

  • TAWCHA TAWCHA TAWCHA

  • patatoes that are dishwasher safe???!!! i need some

  • RIP mark....

  • @melikesong1234 His last sign in was December-2-2011 so yeah hes still around

  • Crack crack crack and we have all done crack

  • 0:27 Shut the fuck up.

  • Fill the flavor pocket with your semen.

  • Um...other people saw the GINORMOUS turtle at the end, right?

  • I Search "Anthony Sullivan" and this video I've watch comes out!

  • WTF? Turtles? Lolwut?

  • Mark is dead. :-(

  • CRAAAAAAAACK

  • 0:41...seriously, is he that stupid?

  • So I guess mark is dead.

  • ADD CHILLIE AND EVERYONE WILL GO SILLY!

    *video pauses*

    *dies alittle inside*

  • you can crack em this way

    you can crack em that way

    and wev all dun crak

  • HE quit wtf

  • Lol @ How'd it get burned

  • How'd it get burned?!?

  • I love the pause after "add chili and everyone will go silly" to emphasize the lameness of that line.

  • @ElBarto3131 yes... just tells me that im not the only one who thinks that way.. always thinks like everything is lame.. not good when youre watching serious news.. LOL..

  • What's the ad at 0:15 ?

  • add chili, and everyone will go silly! *pause* shut the fuck up you gay cracker. you crackers are a hassle. im gonna kill you white crackers that smoke crack, crack, crack, crack away with easy cracker!

  • Just add semen and fold...

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  • @TheOgreguy are u lying or being serious?...

  • @TheOgreguy

    If that were true, they would have had the videos removed. They would be a company ,and I've seen insignificant people have videos removed so they would obviously have youtube remove them if that were so; so no, I'm sorry, but you're a troll.

  • @Godscarmachine Whats a troll I keep hearing everyone talk about that now and days what is that

  • @TheOgreguy "One who posts a deliberately provocative message to a newsgroup or message board with the intention of causing maximum disruption and argument"

    Dumbass.

  • "Everyones done crack"

  • I get it, you want to have a massive orgy with mark3611 in a hot steamy shower in the middle of the day.

  • TORTURE! TORTURE! TORTURE!

  • that's totally how i crack my eggs, i just smash the shit out of them with a fork

  • best youtube poop maker!

  • Why aint he making no more shits

  • HOW'D IT GET BURNED! ROFL, The Wicker man, odd but ok movie. Funny stuff, you crackers are a hassle.

  • @Shadowlooker12 did you just give an ounce of credibility to the fucking wicker man? you must be one of the producers. no...no, I'm pretty sure they were all murdered... in a giant wicker man...

  • the last youtube poop that mark ever made... =,(

  • What the fuck? You gay cracker. You crackers are a hassle.

  • And so, mark3611 never made a video afterwards. :'(

  • Make a new video, you piece of shit

  • Who the fuck cracks eggs like that?

  • Comment #666. Just wanted to screw someone out of getting it.

  • 0:22 ooo yeah

  • Add chili and EVERYONE WILL GO SILLY! -_-

  • waterproof potatoes are in the works right up there with the combustible lemon.

  • "But wait!"

    "Here's five bucks."

    ... SWEET! I'MMA ORDER MINE NOW!

  • shut they fawk up. lol

  • This is the first poop of yours I've ever watched! ...And I've been watching poops now since summer 2007!

  • and weve all done crack!

  • Ha

  • I miss you mark :( make another video...

  • Anthony just isn't the same as Billy Mays.

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  • lol 0:22 oooh yea!

  • HOWD IT GET BURNED HOWD IT GET BUR-RRRRB MIGINA HERRRMIGINA!

  • you see, that's why they invented the 'spatula'

  • i called that number and asked WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY WATERPROOF POTATOES!

  • HOW DID IT GET BURNED HOW DID IT GET BURNED DENRUB TEG TI DID WOH DENRUB TEG TI DID WOH At 1:14

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  • :lol:

  • It's madness how obvious it is that the media makes Americans believe that they're this mentally retarded, that this is how they normally crack eggs or handle open flames.

  • Water-proof potato's? GLaDOS will be happy to hear this.

  • I dont see how you can see messing up cracking an egg.

  • And we've all done crack!

    HOW DO THEY KNOW

  • 0:40 it´s the pyros glove :D

  • eggs are too easy to crack. look at an eggrial

    eg-g-egg-eg-g-e-ggg

  • What the hell is a cocaroach

  • flavor pocket

  • What if you put cacaroaches inside the meat?

  • dammit why couldnt i order- OHHH! =[

  • Semen and cheddar, yum

  • lmfao "you white crackers"

  • "you crackers are a hassle" XD best part lol

  • lmao u cracker crack CRACK CRACK!

  • you can crack em THIS way.

    you can crack em THAT way.

    AND WE'VE ALL DONE CRACK. ;D

  • Just add your se-man

    Se-man and chedder, what could be better!

  • "and we've all done crack" LOL

  • BUT I'M STILL NOT DONE!

    Here's 5 bucks.

  • WATER PROOF POTATOES

  • and we've all done crack

  • @Nashmetal100 rather more then smoke Crack, ... Crack, crack, CRACKAWAY, with EZ-Cracker

  • @AlexeysmirnovGMODer oh yeah i forgot that part too. I'm too lazy :)

  • 0:26-0:36 it said: (shut the fuck up you gay cracker. you crackers are a asshole. I'm gonna kill you white crackers that smoke's crack,crack, CRACK)

  • What the hell does it say between 0:26 and 0:35?

  • Ouch

  • This is NOT available at *phone number* OR *website*!

  • Add chili, and they'll go silly

    Shut up you gay cracker, you crackers are hard to deal with

    WIN

  • Please more YouTube poops

  • HOWD IT GET BURNED

  • i need 10 more bucks

  • who honestly cracks eggs like that?

  • Lucky he wasnt a lobster himself...

  • whats up with the turtle in all this videos? is that tortlres real?

  • What does he say srry

  • What dies he say after the part with the chili filled burgers?

  • 12 people haven't done crack.

  • Did you notice that in the corner; theres fine print half the time. That says professional stunt do not attempt?

  • weve all done crack.

  • tourture tourture tourture

  • who the hell is stupid enough to mess up while cracking an egg......

  • @GabinRevolution Probably the same guy making the latest prediction of the end of the world. On top of that, he promised to refund money HE ALREADY SPENT if he was wrong (which he will be).

  • Today it's waterproof potatoes. Tomorrow it is waterproof submarines.

  • @Mocha2007andcoco and then the next day it will be waterproof sponges...

  • waterproof potatoes. A mere steppingstone to the advancement towards the combustible lemon.

    A necessary step. Good work.

  • trutle at the end was cute

  • they fucken do it on purpose >:O

  • we all do crack! lol i cant stop laughing

  • A guy Raping a turtle in saltwater. Not any way screwed up whatsoever

  • Heres 5 bucks

  • I just bought CRACKdown 2.

  • TOCHA TOCHA TOCHA

  • SEMEN AND CHEDDAR

    WHAT COULD BE BETTER

  • And we've all done crack!

  • "Add chili, and everyone will go silly!"

    I love how the video pauses to accentuate the lameness of that line.

  • At 0:20 I can think of a lot of things better than that, like waterproof potatoes.

  • What... the fuckin hell do you put into your chili... CRACK?!

  • I do say, good sir, your production rate is similar to that of Episode 3. Do you by any chance work for Valve?

  • u can crack em this way u can crack em that and weve all done crack XD lol

  • you can Crack em this way

    You can crack em that way

    and We've all done crack.

    LOL

  • NUURBINIGGINA NUURBINIGGINA!

  • and we've all done crack

  • POAR LOBSTERS

  • I hate you crackers, im gonna kill all you crackers, then smoke crack, Crack,crack

    LOL.

  • are you dead?!

  • I need some waterproof potatos, and a glove to torture some lobsters.

  • TORTURE TORTURE TORTURE!!!!!!!! ROFLMFAO

  • HOW'D IT GET BURNED?!?!??!!!?!!

  • And we've all done crack.

  • I laughed so hard @ "and we've all done crack"! Also, I can't believe how painfully fucking incompetent the people on infomercials are! Bitch can't even crack an egg? Maybe she shouldn't be in the kitchen after all...

  • Grill Gloves, perfect for exploring hell!

  • i dont know why i laughed so hard after "SHUTDEFUCKHUT" =D

  • lmao why the turtle clip at the end of ur videos hahaha XD , I also pizz my pants when i hear the HOW DID IT BURNED, HOW DID IT BURNED !!! ´´

  • people are getting stupider and stupider. i mean who the fuck cant crack a damn egg with out screwing it up

  • @princevegeta97 The only two useful applications I see are: Kids cracking eggs, or separating the yolk from the whites easily.

  • @princevegeta97 potheads and crackheads

  • @princevegeta97 for sure, I actually enjoy cracking eggs, it's not even a fricken chore

  • torture lobster

  • Semen and cheddar, what could be better

  • Potatoes are dishwasher safe.

    Chili makes you go silly.

    And last but not least, you can easily torture lobsters with a 360 degree blowtorch.

    Alas, TV ads have become quite strange...

  • thx to this video im addicted to crack

  • lol weve all done crack

  • HOW'D IT GET BURNED!

  • yay

    

  • Man I almost had chest pains after watching that first cracking egg part! Seriously, who cracks eggs by crushing them over the counter and putting the shells in the pan?

  • its a well know fact that nothing is better than semen and cheddar.

  • U gay cracker , White Cracker! Yogurt torture

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