jan terry baby blues

[methlamamba]

He's got that look in his eyes...

[stwikehimcenturion]

Heaven666

[goerickago]

@danning1 i was just thinking that hahahahahahahahahaha. I was also wondering why not one of her hotter friends?

[danning1]

It's appropriate that the story is set in a bar because any guy would have to be extremely drunk to even consider picking up Jan Terri.

[FINCHLEYCOMFORTHOTEL]

Why are you all being such idiots? Jan is a one of a kind and brings me unmeasurable joy and happiness when I watch her videos, can you really not see and revel in the ways she delivers her material? I would be bloody cross of she took these down due to your harsh and unnecessary comments, go watch some take that or xfactor vids and leave us jan fans alone to soak up the vibes. That's all get down goblin goodnight.

[goerickago]

Ladies and gentlemen: the origin of the blow out. Pauly would be proud.

[gotohemp]

those eyes are as brown as shit if mine are working

[Metal1998]

A swimming pool with sea ghuls? That looked like the ocean

[goerickago]

Jan is such a playa

[hughlingard]

Remember Hoggle from Labyrinth? Yeah, this is his mom.

[Jaredsfarm]

that guy probably turned gay after that night.

[redfactionELITE]

I didnt know that jabba the hut has a suply of roofies...

[85alexpr]

that fat bitch is fucking crazy

[Bingo2112]

This is like a bad ad for the Chubby Love Club! ... I guess at times we all need a "little love, but at what cost?!?!?

[lacipants]

Better than Beiber will ever be.

[mommafletch]

Elmer Fudd SINGS!!!!!

[baahhhFATALITY11]

Baby blue eyes which dont fucking exist.

[jackattackaus]

Fucking Classic!

[classicrockgal]

His baby blue's must be loaded with cataracts.

[Mugzy1221]

at 1:22 she jerks orr her beer. Real creepy.

[jackattackaus]

@Mugzy1221 Mate, you are also a fucking classic for noticing it! That is creepy!!! ;-)

[knovinski]

@Mugzy1221 It comes to her so naturally that I wonder if she has a penis.

[danning1]

Jan Terri left the bar with this guy, and no one has seen or heard from her ever since!

[mylesdu]

40 people got brown eyes

[fox5ful]

Is she Jewish?

[knovinski]

@fox5ful Nope. Italian.

[knovinski]

@fox5ful She's Italian.

[bloogunproductions]

1:25 Jan... what are you doing

[jay1970]

@bloogunproductions She is doing what you dream of her doing to you... you pervert

[bloogunproductions]

@jay1970 Wow take one or seven chill pills. I'm a perv? I'm actually a Jan fan. Go masturbate it'll help you relax

[jay1970]

@bloogunproductions Stop fantasizing me masturbating... you pervert.

[bloogunproductions]

@jay1970 lol no I'll never stop, now shut up and listen to Jan.

[o0oTheBeesKneeso0o]

EW did you see what she did to that beer bottle?

[juljul67ify]

she should be singin "dont u wish ur girlfriend was hot like me.......DONTCHA"

[v8cool1]

I wonder what the two mustachios are saying 1:14

"Dare ya, dare ya to plough that tonight"

"Shit no,you f'ken crazy "

"I'll give you my chevy pick up and daughter if you do"

"Chevy pick up you say?. Shit bill, aahh will"

" God damn it Randy, you are one crazy son'bitch"

"Hell yeah, I need a pint of Jack Daniels first and a jumbo box of Viagra- OK I'm gonna dance with her again"

"Good luck Randy. If you live let me know how it goes"

[MrReaper2030]

at 0:12 that angle makes it looks like she has a duke nukem flat top

[pbookbuddy]

um...his eyes are brown

[Hydrocram]

0:47 TROLL DOLL

[PandoraKyss]

She looks like a fucking treasure troll.

[JennSDMF1979]

Baby blues? Mu uncle had baby blues too...he was blind.

[4byFaLL]

worst case of beer goggles ever

[JilesHamilton]

Best viewed as a 'copy of a copy of a copy'. This would be frightening in HD.

[CrazyOldMaurice69]

0:27 "He smiled and sat down, poured himself a drink...

......"

[chikkijaxun]

I bet the pickled eggs at that lovely establishment are delicious!

[alexpenncy]

Why does everyone around Jan Terri look like they are paid to be there?

[PopeOfTheUniverse]

he only stayed 'til dawn because he couldn't figure out how to get away from her

[ZX2ManDave]

This makes me feel like i have a horrible case of diarrhea that will just never end.

[heartsdanheart]

1:24 - "I'd do it something like this... I'm not really sure though. I spend most of my time eating and punching myself in the face..."

[infamousboxman]

Absolute goddess.

[barkpeeler2000]

i thought those argyle diamonds on her sweater were diamond-shaped holes LOL!

[MasterOfSuprise]

@ 1.51 are they dancing or is he struggling to get away?

[Neidhardt84]

Damn, it's Gene Hackman in drag.

[AphidsRuleThePlanet]

no cowboys were harmed in the making of this video

[mcnultysfan]

Oh Jan. Just keep singing girl.

[Msintroverted]

This is some of the worst crap I've ever seen/heard. I fucking love it!

[xxxAirmidxxx]

@Msintroverted It just gets better the more vids you see from her lol

[ShelbyHartVlogs]

1:25 through 1:30 Look At her hand on the beer i wonder what she was thinking about.;)

[JAMCO97]

her friends are so hot 0:13

[cruzrhade]

this video is the nearest sexual experience she never had

[CoachG1000]

From 0:11-0:20 Jan is saying to her homegirls, and I qutoe: "Listen bitch, I ate 4,316 calories today and that's before this beer..I'm eating everything on this menu twice.."

Love you Jan, but Baby Blue eyes CAN'T be 'Crystal Clear', other than that, it goes directly to the cannon of the Finest Songs Ever Written

[Occultscience101]

babby blues that are brown ? and tabbaco stained teeth great catch niga

[skintrade]

She wants that cowboy between her legs... I wonder how pissed he was

[screwhead317]

you know what she wants to do to him 1:26

[iheartu901]

look at his face 2:22

[iheartu901]

clear enough to fiw a swimming pool

[Occultscience101]

@iheartu901 lololol

[Zzyyxxyyxx]

She looks like George Costanza's mom!

[SmittyHeWasNumber1]

2:22 she asked him " Hey before we go have a night of fun,you do have a ten inch cock? " Baby Blues (eyes wanderin oddly) "sure I do ye haaaaww!!"

[SmittyHeWasNumber1]

Is there a digitally remastered Jan Terri Box set  in the works?

[JefeJeffAlmanza]

She had better lookin' friends in the "Journet to Mars" video.

[indiaecks]

i think he's sayin bootcamp penis 2:33 haha

[tsnoopy76]

@indiaecks you are freaking brilliant!!!! I think that's what he's saying, too!

[baahhhFATALITY11]

@indiaecks WTF??!! XD

[Gabby5471]

lol the guy has brown eyes

[SmittyHeWasNumber1]

2:33 I think he is saying " bullfrog pants"

[SmittyHeWasNumber1]

:33 that guy sitting down is thinkin " who the fuck is this guy? "

[vincevega0]

Her hair looks lovely.

[lynchian]

This woman should be convicted for crimes against Humanity.....

[ThrobMarley]

These new abstinence based sex ed videos are really effective.

[smichelle65]

better put some beer goggles on those baby blues!

[muffmaster71]

This must be one of those women that Rodney Carrington goes home with drunk.

[SquashedDuck]

i need to watch a porn with pretty girls now to get back to normal.

[tallandfrothy]

Still better written than Rebecca Black

[Malice539]

the video is so fucking awkward lmao

[kodifurr]

@tingshield THAT'S FUCKING HALARIOUS.:)

[hiphophorray123]

0:23 sounds like "I looked at those fucking eyes"

[hiphophorray123]

eye pigment cannot fill swimming pools. what a dumb song.

[Crustydraw]

he can even pretend to be interested even though he must be getting paid to do this shit......big nasty sweaty boar, eh gross..... I would have to be really drunk, blind, deaf, dumb, and suffering from severe nerve damage to hit that......

[900triumphrider]

Must be "fat chicks drink free" night.

[bluestarmotors]

@900triumphrider for sure!!!

[Jak3Mac]

@900triumphrider

My favorite time

[tingshield]

2:29: "I see programs... and penis."

[kodifurr]

0:43....umm. That is not a swimming pool k?

[th3oceanBlu]

hey ,its david the gnome

[JAMCO97]

you would need to be drunk before going into that bar!

[JAMCO97]

wrong turn 4, baby blues bar

[JAMCO97]

hes never been caught sheep shagging, must be good at it. but for fuck sake somebody must of spyked his drink with ectasy cocaine AIDS

[meyiyiyi55]

2;26 i need more help pleeease!!!!

[meyiyiyi55]

best song ever!

[marcusgourley]

That bar is full of fat chicks!!!

[trashywilma]

Nobody has seen Jan Terri or the creepy bastard since this video. I suspect her body is in pieces at the town landfill. Mr. Baby Blues remains at large.

[Apostle0fLove]

Wow, shes a full figured gal!!!

Oh, and those are brown eyes.....

[jwquick]

at 1:26 she is showing him what she could do to his Cowboy penis by simulating it on that very lucky beer bottle

[Schizima]

I find 0:37 fucking terrifying 

[msgscout007]

A cowboy only takes his hat off for one thing. 2:44

[arpilothazard]

@msgscout007 Oh lord, why did you have to say that?!?!

[GroinOfHumo]

@msgscout007 Does that mean he is shagging her in the washroom?

[MannyDada]

They stayed 'til dawn? I thought bars closed at 2:00.

[theblitz8]

I was hungry bout to eat, but then I watched this and I feel sick to my stomach now.

[LavenderHoneyPancake]

I don't know where this bar is, but I want to go there.

[kekoajadecastle]

correction: he was realy, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really fucked up!

[chicken6049]

So basically, the video is about a hambeast getting it in with a pedophile cowboy.

[azziepistachiowhirl]

love this



[LoyolaProp1]

2 things:

1. The baby blue swimming pool is Lake MIchigan from the other video.

2. How many times to you think "fuckin' A" was said during the cowboy and security guard convo?

[jdb44]

The reason she doesn't want the night to end is because she's afraid of what happens when he sobers up.

[sirable1]

The last scene represents that they are having sex, am I right?

[eiffe]

she's cheating on the motorcycle guy!

[screamingbabypro]

Is that a singing cabbage patch doll?

[cwillgo]

"He had baby blues*, so crystal clear**, clear enough to fill a swimming pool***"

*-color may vary

**-clarity may vary

***-do not attempt.

[Schizima]

@cwillgo best comment ever

[newellpj]

Jan just wasn't a one hit wonder

did those guys know they were being filmed

also seemed after the success of her pop rock singles she diversified into country and western.

[tatidel87]

i love this woman, she makes my day

[paulagloria]

0:36 these are not baby blues but sweet and brown like Joe's eyes...

[EssiacHempLaetrile]

@paulagloria 0:10 any idea where this Bar is located with these 4 Foxes?

[EssiacHempLaetrile]

@paulagloria 1:19 what is Jan doing to that innocent bottle?

[kazoorocketman54]

@EssiacHempLaetrile Noo. EWWW!!! NO XD Hahaha

[EssiacHempLaetrile]

1:44 "I don't want to lose him"

Just keep him drunk 24 hours a day!

[bigdmia]

The comments on this page are killing me. Upturned bus... granny... hills have eyes...lol..

[ashsrevnge]

1:25 This is what I'm gonna do to you when we leave this bar.

[annieoakely]

us big girls need love too. get it girl

[nunasdream]

Does ANYONE notice he has brown eyes?

[miikeniike09]

I seriously think she slipped something into his drink haha

[RJiminez51]

i can`nt  get enough of jans videos. but then again i love the strange and weird.

[AlexSonisphere]

Jan Terri actually resembles an upturned bus.

[raggledy]

@AlexSonisphere This is so mean but so incredibly funny. I just laughed so hard right now.

[Gabby5471]

@AlexSonisphere ahhahaha

[jdubbs530]

I HEART DIY

[CMyersFilms]

At 2:36 she looks like an asian garden gnome.

[jbs901]

Actually, I admire her sincerity. Without Autotune, most of today's "artists" wouldn't sound any better than Jan.

[raggledy]

@jbs901 DANG!! You said it brother! ...or sister. I can't tell by your name.

[lisamaria1972]

I want to know what she is talking about with the other girls in the video!

[XxRoycexX]

lolz 1:25 hinting a handjob?

[pirateduff]

No, no, no. At 2:28-2:35 he is clearly saying "It's a bootcamp....penis :D"

[landshark80]

@pirateduff LOL, you are so right. XD

[orjysean]

I'd hit it

[clubshred]

At 0:48 - behold the charm of the Desert Yeti.

[slickjilly]

Okay, how can the clarity of his eyes fill a swimming pool? I love this stuff.

[rainamurasaka]

He must of been very..very,very,very,veryvery,­very,very,veryvery,very,very,v­eryvery,very,very,veryvery,ver­y,very,veryvery,very,very,very­very,very,very,veryvery,very,v­ery,veryvery,very,very,veryver­y,very,very,veryvery,very,very­,veryvery,very,very,veryvery,v­ery,very,veryvery,very,very,ve­ryvery,very,very,veryvery,very­,very,veryvery,very,very,veryv­ery,very,very,veryvery,very,ve­ry,veryvery,very,very,veryvery­,very,very,veryvery,very,very,­veryvery,very,very,veryvery,ve­ry,very,very drunk.

[danning1]

@rainamurasaka Well, the guy's no prize either, though. He kind of looks like a creepy rapist.

[lucia8885]

@danning1 lol.. yeah, especially at 2:28, the guy looks pretty scary =O

[longfootbuddy]

shes cooler than most of you

[bajstre]

Why????

[bryandamadman]

CWEAH ENUF TO FIWW A SWIMMING POOWWWW....

WHAT?!?!?!??!

[Babaziba]

Come back, The Shaggs...all is forgiven.

[resoonder1]

He also had a serial rapist mustache.

[slickjilly]

@resoonder1 yea, I'll bet it was trix.

[Lirsenisawesome]

Better than Justin Biever.

[f1tch]

jan you wanker.

[AsG1989]

theres always 5 of her voices at once to make her sound a little better, it just makes it worse

[acp2483]

You gotta love the fact that the man in the video has brown eyes.

[zimzum13]

AT 2:28-2:35 he's saying : "i said booobs.......beaaatch!...then she smile

[111whitepony111]

watch?v=r6SRU7wrc4E

[reinacarolina]

Aaaaghhh!!! at 2:36

[Minyin3737]

Soooo glad this isnt in HD.

[MandaWildwoman]

@Minyin3737 best comment ever.

[evilmidget95]

FUPA!

[psideresider]

love the look at 2:37.

[JimmyHeartburn75]

@2:30 looks like he's saying "Get me OUT of here...please!!!"

[Alabamaguy205]

0:37 CREEP MODE.

[schmittyc1993]

@Alabamaguy205 that's the face of true rapist

[Skorpio420]

He had baby booze, so quistal queer, queer enough to firr a swimminh poo