Immortal-Grim and Frostbitten Kingdom

[SocoSimple]

One of the oldest video on youtube :D

[bzymph]

jesus is playing drums... you see. YOU SEE?!??! ONCE AGAIN RELIGION IS WRONG MUSIC DOES NOT COMPARE TO EVIL. and jesus is jamming out back there hes like YA FUCK THAT MY BLACK AND WHITE SPIKED UP BROTHAS PLAY WITH ME WE WILL ROCK THIS ICEBURG. common guys there is clearly a message here.

[diluted8]

@bzymph HELLHAMMER AS JESUS, LOL

BLASPHEMY AT ITS FINEST

[bzymph]

@diluted8 XD!!!!

[8enrico4]

hahahah idiots!



[EngorgementGuttural]

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaa­aaaaah!

[GodOfUnbelief]

Only the truest of metal

[solomarch]

immortal es mi inspiracion

[thehawthornepassage]

and yeah hellhammer is a great drummer

[thehawthornepassage]

i really really dont think immortal were ever 100% serious

[purplesquirrl]

@thehawthornepassage Nah, Immortal's not serious. That's why I like them, they make good songs but don't take it all so seriously that they can't take a step back and go, this is fucking ridiculous! We're covered in leather in the forest with corpse paint on and one of us is breathing fucking fire!

Not to say they're a joke/comedy band, 'cause they're just not. They just realize that there's some pretty funny shit in black metal.

[thehawthornepassage]

@purplesquirrl yeees thank you. the response i was looking for. there's no fucking way you could take this completely seriously..but at the same time it's great music and Not a parody of the whole thing. proves you can be a fan of this kind of music but at the same time realize its silliness!! Thank !!

[RVApunkROCK]

@purplesquirrl Immortal always has been and is a serious band, but they're just that. They realize the theatrics of it is theatrics.

[bzymph]

why is jesus playing the drums? now thats fucked up. THE ASSHOLES WHO SAID BLACK METAL IS SATANIC NOW THE CHILD OF GOD IS PLAYING A SONG. FUCK RELIGION THANKS GOD IM AN ATHIEST

[InFlamer777]

hellhammer is beast

[thevideoclipful]

YEAH!!!

[noirtriptyline]

Hahahahaha! He looks like Zartan from GI Joe....lol.

[cwzialor]

IF YOU DON'T LIKE BLACK METAL- YOU ARE NOT ATHEIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SUCK GODS DICK

[UristMcgee]

@cwzialor The fuck are you on about?

[BrunBacken]

@cwzialor If you are an atheist you dont belive in any form of higher power moron.. And this retarded childish crap is really for the week minded.

[blaflz]

@BrunBacken *weak-minded.

[BrunBacken]

@blaflz 134 or more IQ and u call me weak minded.. stick it in your ass.

[blaflz]

@BrunBacken Nice joke, but someone with a 134 IQ would not spell "weak-minded" as "week minded". Also since you were being a jerk, I felt it necessary to correct your stupid mistake.

[BrunBacken]

@blaflz Well its not my mother tounge and i couldnt care less.

[thekcor]

@cwzialor

Obvious troll is obvious 

[Schizophren666Death]

0:22

Abbath <3 :DD Epic, just epic!

[iload73]

Hellhamer rulres

[Ori0n1975]

Brrrrrrrr!*shiver*

[TheLonelyGamer24]

faen eg føle eg blir rompeknulld

[HARDCORExWINNING]

Click the snowflake icon on the right down corner for the trve coldness of the Grimm and Frostbitten Kingdoms!!!!!!

[lcazaoui]

watch this video with the snow falling !! then feel cold !!

[Djentard]

This is so grim and frostbitten even the thing you drag on the video timeline froze to ice.

[jgraffeo87]

This is hysterical!!!

[thecon94]

my butthole hurts...?

[acasualtee]

i just can't stop laughing ... but it's so epic

[darklife1991]

shit!



[marcoelvikingo]

The black metal try to sound cold, if you can hear the melody, its because your ears are trained, this is the reason the black metal is for smart people.

[Djentard]

@marcoelvikingo Most people i know who listens to black metal are mentally retarded attention whores.

[marcoelvikingo]

The better black metal! COLD,COLD,COLD

[heavytom89]

nice shower curtain :)

[97pe]

FUUCKING BAD video sucks cameraman sucks and music sucks

[Velzevul666]

when did Frost come on board ??

[Frequency2156]

True Norwegian Sound! Love it!

[lasoogneypubes]

Worst music video ever made ever. Shittiest production quality too. Might as well have recorded it with windows default recorder in your garage with a cheap microphone..

[sgtgreenthumb]

*Insert comment inciting a butthurt flamewar here*

[KidNamedArthur]

Somehow this guys are more funny, then brutal ...

[666TheMetalmaniac666]

@KidNamedArthur pouahahahahahah hahahahahahah

[666gargi]

@KidNamedArthur that's the idea, just watch some of abbath's interviews

[v3nin]

@KidNamedArthur "than" faggot

[haleyrey1000]

@KidNamedArthur THIS IS TRUE BLACK METAL...IMMORTAL IS GOD OF BLACK METAL!!!! -.-''

[cheznar]

As long as I don't look at the screen everything is okay....

[StewieSwan]

hahahahaha this band is so terrible

[dakodamon]

so much bitching, if yo udont like it then why even bother commenting lol

[TheSuperfuzzyfish]

thats what i sounded like when i had strep..

[7starsfear]

i'm gonna piss my pants xD

[LokiLore666]

Recorded with a lamp

[MrGutles]

press F13

[ChokeYouOutAgain]

Death metal > black metal

[GabriHell23]

ahahahahah they're are inside a fridge!!!!

[metalnuts420]

@DramaticReaper, I give a fuck what you are, as long as your not Canadian cause Canada is the best and you are obviously a piece o shit sooo... Fuck \m/

[DramaticReaper]

@metalnuts420 We aren't enemies, fellow Canadian. My only complaint about Canada is all the niggers and heebs around here, we don't have enough of a military to get rid of them. Other than that, go Canada! =]

[xXbestefarXx]

hehheh

[TwistedTowerDire]

Trash can drums, shitty guitars and angry duck vocals. Absolute bollocks.

If it's Black Metal and it's not Bathory or Venom, it's shit.

[blacklegionairsoft1]

@TwistedTowerDire

To you. To normal people however, this is a classic.

[TwistedTowerDire]

@blacklegionairsoft1 Normal people being idiotic losers who listen to this inane shit to prove how evil they are even tho they're usually picked on at school and can't get a near a girl to save their lives?

If that's the case I'm proud to be weird bud !

[larzakajugganot]

DRUMMER, Y U No Have On Corpse Paint?

[Fischize]

does this cat really sing like this? or is someone jacking the video? I hope he really don't sing like Mrs. Cookie Monster

[EazyOleMiss]

who else got here from nephicide by jogger XD

[hayousuckhaha]

sound like Popeye is singing

[Dirtspawn064]

why is all these immortal videos have bad sound quality?

[jdotz5]

XD hellhammer?? thats so awesome Now he's with Dimmu!

[QueefJuicer]

shit quality why dont you take this off youtube so nobody wasts their time

[lexmafia]

stop at 0:22 awesome face.

[Sauron767]

@lexmafia

lmao

[darknessminer]

lo mejor de lo mejor

[thokih1]

gayer than death metal.

[Muffinman1186]

@thokih1 Oh so you think death metal is gay?

[odysseasX]

@Muffinman1186 If thokih1 said this is death metal, correct him immidiately!

[Muffinman1186]

@odysseasX no he said"gayer than death metal."

[odysseasX]

@Muffinman1186 oh

[Ockap1812]

@Muffinman1186 death metal is fucking gay. Black Metal Ist Krieg.

[Muffinman1186]

@Ockap1812 black metal = stupid guys painting them self, make films in the forest, write lyrics about a imaginary kindom, and play the same shit all and over again. Death metal = freaking punch in the face

[HazielBlack]

@Muffinman1186 your opinion to me = shit.

an opinion about anything = shit... deal with it no one cares about what you say.

[Muffinman1186]

@HazielBlack cool, same here 

[HazielBlack]

@Muffinman1186 I'm glad, bitch!

[vavra222]

@Muffinman1186 wrong

[SteegoVontonna]

@Muffinman1186

your name is muffin man, your 12 years old. you have a boyfriend, and your a mindless christian. go choke on your moms supersaturating ball sack you mutt (:

[Muffinman1186]

@SteegoVontonna Nope thans, im 17, atheist and WHY THE FUCK DO YOU CARE if you guys think death metal sucks just go blow your head off like your scene stars

[jhpv89]

@Muffinman1186 at least black metal has an atmosphere that affects the subconscious more than any other type of music, especially more than death metal. normal people just dont understand and come up with hasty, ignorant opinions just like you. and what do you even care about a genre you dont like..?

[Muffinman1186]

@jhpv89 cool story bro, but you cant get drunk to "atmosphere"

[ChuckSchuldinerRIP0]

@jhpv89 Gorenoise, and Slamming Brutal Technical Death Metal makes you want to commit suicide. You should give it a shot.

[jhpv89]

@ChuckSchuldinerRIP0 i just said i like black metal better than death metal and explained why... problem? but i guess i'll never get through to, because you sound like a 12 year old metalhead wannabe just showing off how HC they are by listening to metal. well, your a retard anyway.

[ChuckSchuldinerRIP0]

@jhpv89 That's a strange reason to enjoy something, if it affects one mentally in a negative aspect. I can't get into Black Metal it's gives this atmosphere of emptiness that I don't personally enjoy. I don't call myself a metalhead, it's a derogatory term of vanity.

[NeonKnight101]

@ChuckSchuldinerRIP0 I personally prefer Death Metal.

[LPJeetkunedo]

@jhpv89 lol u mad

[MrEdess]

@thokih1 Fcking moron......

[Tareq031]

Today made a really fucking cold day in my city. The first thing I thought after getting outside home was "OH YEEEEAHH IT'S SO GRIM AND FROSTBITTEN!!!!". I must admit this was one of the most hardcore days of my life.

[splitsecondlogic]

is that popeye singin?

[wtfd00d08]

hey this isnt half bad.

[splitsecondlogic]

hellhammer is just a hired gun. hes played in like 188 norway bm bands!

[jhoncaful]

ha esta cancion no me gusta casi de lo maluquito de esta banda

[Animerockz2011]

...Garbage....belongs in the garbage. If metal at all I recommend Bullet For My Valentine. This....here is not music at all ._.

[metathrash121]

@Animerockz2011 that comment of yours makes me want to punch you in the face so fucking hard. I MEAN REALLY? BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE? you don't know jack shit about metal. just shut up man.

[BLKxAPAKALYPSE]

this isnt even music...

[poulsontheprick]

Springer Spaniels ? No ? Not Springer Spaniels, good to know that DICK DASTARDLY got some work when the PIGEON died though.Good luck children and remember all home by 10 : 30 pm or your dad will sacrifice you again; he's drinking again and talking about joining the Norwegian Leather Industry and its watery inlets .

[tet88]

this song is dedicated Erik ''Grim'' Brødreskift????

[1masterdestroyer]

Hellhammer, why you no corpsepaint?

[ThrashinB4Fashion]

@1masterdestroyer he has what looks like glittery eye makeup at about 0:21

[poulsontheprick]

Are you guys serious this singer is fuckin' hilarious.Its like king diamond meets the glitter band.HO HO

[ltuomela]

man clean your ears people..its awful man...lol..to each their own though....sheeeeeeeeesh...

[CRZYNIK]

I REALLY like the guitars! But I just can't get passed the vocals:( maybe in time?

[lvsitiwdr]

arrrgh Great song, i listened it in my journey to the Alps

[LegendaryShooter]

@lvsitiwdr

I look out of my window and see the Alps ;-)

Hail Immortal!

[newyorkment]

Hellhammer is in the video though

[omgpwnd]

@newyorkment hellhammer' corpsepaint (or lack thereof) is kinda bad.

[newyorkment]

@omgpwnd music shouldn't be so much about appearance, but I'm with you on that one. Aesthetics do add to the stage presence and overall theme of the band. He was sorta out of place in this video. I still like hellhammer though.

[kobsol]

My favourite songs

[Murderermarv]

Hellhammer owns.

[SHREDDER222X]

O__O god!!! playing in that environment, and i would be frozen

Weird video o_O!! (not trolling)

[Necareful]

Жесть какая о_О

[Puist0kemisti]

why no wizard guy! >:(

[splitsecondlogic]

Immortal, the CLOWNS of black metal!

[thyrfing2]

funny part... they play the guitar awesome... sounds good, but where are the amps and cables?:P

[FakeCatEars]

did you make the audio quality worse because this album wasnt kvlt enough?

[ErNiEtHeGrOuCh]

hail god!!!!!!!

[nailsarecruel]

YOU MUST COME TO MEEEEEE!

No other band can make potential frostbite fucking rule.

[VenzinaKaiFwtia]

15 people don't like Immortal here....I want them to tell that on my face.....

[DieSchwartzmann]

I am entirely convinced that Immortal have always done it for the lulz.

[abider80]

GO Hellhammer GO!!! fucking best drummer of all time!

[numbskull1974]

why didn't the drummer have his face painted?

[Hybridv9]

@numbskull1974 Hellhammer was never an actual drummer in immortal. I don't think hes ever worn corpsepaint.

[Kleinstadtamoebe]

That`s music?!? = O

[Arcturus24]

OMFG HELLHAMMER CAN PLAY WITHOUT PEDALS NOW :D:D:D:D

[death19911992]

cold!@

[StevieDope]

wow hellhammer looks pretty evil

[Pataki2200]

everytime I look for an Inmortal video clip I always find them doing something stupid.

what a ridiculous black-and-white clowns. so embarrassing

[fodmunkio]

@Pataki2200 I think the videos are brilliant, the combination of comedy and awesome works so well!

[dzedav11]

Abbath souldn't work on his screams, cause he has his ''signautre voice'' that is different from most in black metal. But yeah, everyone has his own taste.

[sojirokaidoh2]

I love Abbath's badass stances, such as at 0:18

[TheLorenzo182]

@sojirokaidoh2

Bad ass? Looks more like he need's to go to the toilet. xD

[offworldcolonist]

Face paint looks like a Boston terrier!

[damullenfreak]

immortal have influenced black metal so much if you cant like or listens to immortal you dont understand metal or music

[EGGBURT1234]

one thing i never got and never will....whats the point in face paints? hah on a live show, id sweat it off, and this dude could work on screams, but all in all, they looked like they had fun, and plus, its all about what you like

[bluejacksongrinder]

@EGGBURT1234 Whats wrong with the vocals? Its a dry, grim croak and its fucking awesome.

[andrews8876]

ale banda chujów

[deldumao]

this guys are gay ?:)) they look funny :)) and tehy sound like shit :)))) fucking gay peaople

[IWatchStuff3]

hellhammer isthe drummer :D

[HateCrewDeathMartyr]

Holy fuck, GRIM

[nightwhatchman]

Didn't know Popey was in a black metal band. That's just awesome.

[CallumPK]

You'd better believe it.

[Draygonia]

Braveheart + Gollum?

[MrThrasha666]

Killer video for the track, BATTLES IN THE NORTH is their best album,love this track, "might say im demonized, yet not the oooonnnllyyy ooone, you must come with me!!!!"

[nightwhatchman]

@MrThrasha666

*To me.

[LestatDimmu]

wtf xD

1:01 drum fail?

[ihavedestroyedmyself]

@LestatDimmu hellhammer can not fail. the drums failed him.

[cssNuramoN]

@ihavedestroyedmyself

hellhammer did not do the drums here. abbath recorded them. but i like abbath' style a lot esp those double bass attacks.

[ihavedestroyedmyself]

@cssNuramoN the comment was on the person seated behind the drums, and the expression on his face, not who recorded the track.

[Hvitiris]

@LestatDimmu I noticed this also. Seems a bit odd as I'm sure they could have fixed that mistake in post somehow. Then again for some reason I can picture Immortal in the studio saying "Nah keep it in, it sounds funny!"

[fairlystupidjello]

@LestatDimmu it's because abbath played drums on that album and he's not originally a drummer

[imanoledp]

@LestatDimmu the drumms in this album was recorded by Abbath... XDD

[Ecko486]

@LestatDimmu a part of being truly black metal and KRIEG is recording everything at once in one take! cant blame the poor guy for a tired hand D:

[eduardorox0694]

@LestatDimmu Analog recordings are a one shot take.

[Ocilet440]

they look like they're having a kick ass time. Immortal is fucking great. Fuck trolls!

[DramaticReaper]

@Ocilet440 Yup, because everyone knows that hardcore black metal bands have great dental care. Seriously, the vocals can be easily imitated by shoving a toothpick up a parrot's ass, or scraping a razor blade across a nice, smooth brick.

[Ocilet440]

@DramaticReaper yeah, if you're a bitch and dont wanna put time and effort into something you feel is worth it. So you, your toothpick parrot and smooth brick can go start your own black metal band. let's see who sells more cd's.

[DramaticReaper]

@Ocilet440 Uhh lmao, black metal is faggot's music, I can guarantee that more people slit their wrists listening to it than they do emo bands. People listen to this shit because their minds are so mushed by the various hardships they think they suffer their perception is altered and they think it sounds good. Look it up if you don't believe me. Besides, if these people are so attention-hungry that they draw on themselves with fucking markers, people with an ounce of intelligence laugh at 'em. =]

[Ocilet440]

@DramaticReaper Haha first off, any intelligent person knows that it's greater to stay with in their own liking than to go and try and rag on something else that they dont like. It's a waste of time, therefore you loose by default. Another thing Black metal is just about showing your enjoyment of something else, there's this thing called variety, also known as the spice of life, some of us indulge in it. You're amount of fail is unfathomable.

[DramaticReaper]

@Ocilet440 Lol, it seems I've offended you with my honest criticisms? If everyone ignores what they don't like how will they ever let people know how they can improve? I also rofl'd when you said that black metal is about expressing variety, the whole song never changes the entire time it's on and it sounds pretty much the same as every other black metal song out there and its fans are identical. So not only does your grammar fail, your taste in music and logic does as well. How embarrassing! XD