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  • top class asians in the audience

  • @Ratchet936 yeah, brilliant asian guys in the audience. people shouldn't take themselves so seriously.

  • propper comedian, not like todays bollocks, RIP 

  • Just look at the Asian guys, pissing themselves laughing. I'm gonna try and stop getting wound up about political correctness, cause its a joke itself. Left wing fucktards, trying so desperately to think like them. It seems like more people are waking up to it each day. I'm sure most people would've enjoyed Bernard Manning's company, rather than some politically correct hypocrite.

  • What the fuck u talkin about.thesis the 80s. So it new to them dickhead. If u don't like fuck off u cunt

  • what standup video is this from, thanks for posting, brilliant :D

  • @Stavr0s01 search for "Bernard Manning Video Collection" on the pirate bay to get all the full videos.

  • The check gag, quicksand runner, ManU teacher complaing about swearing, a do-gooder liberal solving African famine the hard way, this is truly memorable the best of the 4. But thanks for posting so I can watch them again. Favorites

  • a lot didn,t like bernard because he spoke the truth ..... what a comedian fantastic.

  • i deplore rascism,but i met bernard,he was far from a rascist.He was the funniest man i have met.

  • Lets not forget, if it wasn't for bernard manning we wouldn't have the great comedians such as chubby brown, jimmy carr etc.

  • @samtaurus007 Totally agree m8 except for Jimmy carr. hes shit like ALL todays comedians. All they do is remember the past then tell us what we all ready know. No skill and no timing all of them. These cunts dont need timing cos they dont tell any jokes!!! Wankers the lot of them. bring back Bernard manning Jim Davidson Mike Read Jimmy Kinnel Jones. Great oild comedians the lot of them.

  • Manning was a great comedian, he took the piss out of everything....which is very fair. lol

  • lol nothing beats a uneducate

    d fat racist white bastard!!!!

  • @kissmyass11 "Nothing beats a uneducate"? Lol. Need I say anymore. You stupid fucktard.

  • Legend... Rip bernard. Proper englishman.

  • @skoi87 really?

    racism: hatred or intolerance of another race or other races.

    is that how you could define bernard? I dont think so

  • Superb...............he was no racist

  • this big irish fella said i'm not a bastard, he said well get over there with the cunts - lmao

  • It looks like 9 Paki's didn't like this video

  • @ManlnCognito

    could've been 9 niggers!

  • @ManlnCognito Yeah notice vast majority like him yet we pander to the fuckin' useless minorities.

  • RIP big man, funny as fuck

  • 'Well get over there with the cunts!' HAHA LOVE IT!!

  • Turbanator, fucking quality

  • legend

  • Racist man, but very funny

  • I'm Irish and think the fat fuck was hilarious!

    I actually heard one of his parents were Irish too, that would explain the fucking head on him anyway!

  • legend

  • Very funny man.

    banned by "thou shalt not laugh" Leftists at the BBC desperate to ingratiate and empathise with ethnics in Britain.

  • @britishpolitics1 agreed

  • eleanor....why view vids that may offend? it,s adult humour ,lighten up or go away.!

  • The joke about the Asian in the bank is not current anymore. Now it's the other way around!!!!!!!

  • @MrAmsterdamcity1 Shouldn't you be answering some calls right now?

    N not fucking around on youtube lol. Naughty bud bud.

  • @Projectrez No. I got some white Lymies doing that 4 me already. Allah save the fucking queen.

  • @MrAmsterdamcity1 Talky, talky, talk......No more talky!

  • racy jokes=5*

    plain racism= shame on you ya fat bastard

    a laughing paki

  • @Glivity The majority of Bernard's material was laughing at the Irish and the Jews. Seeing as one is a nationality and the other a religion, I fail to grasp how you believe Bernard was racist? Unless you're talking about the Paki and nigger bastards.

  • ha ha thats dead easy,, she aint got a f**&*in donkey,, pmsl...

  • turbinator, lololollol.

  • What were those paki's thinking, going to that show!? lol

  • @Projectrez They understand it's a joke. You don't, dumbass!!!!

  • @MrAmsterdamcity1 Whatever, Abdel. Curry's ready downstairs!

  • @Projectrez accidently liked ur awful comment, meant to thums down all the way.

  • @eleanorluery Thumbs down your Dads asshole! Go eat a korma out his ass too, whilst you're at it. I know you Paki's love that ;-)

  • one of the most naturally gifted joke tellers i've ever seen

  • pure class!!! RIP Bernard, the funniest man ever, a proper gentleman watching these clips laughing my head off with tears of laughter running down my face!!

    Brilliant

  • It would be really mature if the pc brigade and loose liberals stopped putting coloured people on pedestals and get this , expecting the rest of us 2 follow suit, brits are now aware of the lies and don,t buy the counterfeit goods on sale, did you ever consider that the blacks and whites have been taking the piss out of each other 4 years, the laughter didn,t harm did it? the bottom line is 4 all to be reasonable and try 2 get along.

  • @oktobercat coloured ppl? what century do u live in? its clear from his fan base that his "jokes" were harmful and encourged hate

  • Saw Bernard several times , laughed my bollocks off every time ! RIP Big Fella

  • Your right, that's classic of the evil fat racist c*nt.

  • @TheLaughingKiller shut up and take a joke you boring fucking tosser

  • @toxic2k7 I take take any FUNNY joke someone throws at me, what this man does is say racist abuse on stage. He isn't funny, he was never funny and im glad hes dead. It was seen as a black day for comedy when he died, but i sure he wouldn't have approved of that.

  • @TheLaughingKiller vote down for you my paki friend!!!

  • @robtang10304 Im white and i was born in York actually you disgusting bigot! But i suppose the word disgusting isn't in your vocabulary as its more than two syllables, making it impossible for someone as simple as you to understand.

  • @TheLaughingKiller You really have missed the genius of

    Bernard; he took the piss out og EVERY person. That is why he was

    so funny. Never a racist or bigot, just fun.

  • Classic bernard manning.

  • Says it all that 2 indian lads are sat laughing at the front. Manning's humour was utterly harmless. Everyone in his audience was given the treatment and do you see anyone taking offence and walking out? The PC wankers ought to grow up, the sad fucks...

  • this man was the king of taking the piss out of ppl:)

  • Hahaha !!!!! Class

  • are there any other comedians anyone can suggest who are as good as bernard?

  • @AntiGravDisclosure I don't think anyone beats Bernard, but have a look for Jimmy Jones and Mike Reid

  • theres only one BM , and chubby is continuing bernards legacy.

  • Fuckin Brilliant comedian, R.I.P Bernard Manning

  • before anyone has a go at me, i've never seen this guy before only this video.

    loads of people say he was a racist but he seems alright in this video- just a pisstaker, not a racist.

    so what's the deal? is he a racist or not?

  • @Procidentia That's the entity of his act. Whether he was a genuine racist or whether it was just his stage persona we will probably never know. One thing is for sure, he knew how to tell jokes, although it's hard to put your finger on what his secret was. I suppose he was a bit of a Kalashnikov, not every one was perfectly on target but he fired plenty and when they hit they hit hard. He had a lot of material and he was a genuine shining wit - unlike his detractors who are quite the opposite.

  • The man was brilliant, don't get laughs like that now from all these political correct alternate fools. RIP Bernard, from a Scotsman.

  • "I paid for 6!"....haha.

  • I've got tears of laughter in my eyes here watching this. Comes to something in 2010 when I have to go back the the 1970's for a continuous good laugh....!!! Thanks Bernard for making my day.

  • I think that in that time with bernards generation it was perfectly acceptable to say racists jokes and stuff. i remember when my cousin had a black boyfriend and my nan goes "i dont want any black babies runnin round this house" political correctness has gone to far nowadays though, you cant even call it a blackboard anymore

  • classic bernie dont make em like that anymore too pc

  • My mother, who has since died, asked me to take her to the Embassy club for her 90th birthday, to see Bernard Manning perform. We had seats at the front and he made fun of her all evening, with jokes such as, "If this old dear could hear she'd enjoy this tonight."

    At the end of the show he presented her with an enormous bouquet of flowers and arranged for us to be driven the 90 miles home to Birmingham in his Rolls Royce. What a gentleman!

  • Nice 1 mate a proper manc

  • What a cracking story..!!! :-) You made me laugh when I read this. Thanks.

  • @malpassjunior it proves that he wasnt an evil man as so many of these egocentric idiots claim. he was a true gentleman and a true english man

    rip bernard manning

  • @malpassjunior Typical Bernard, very sadly missed, a one off!

  • @malpassjunior I think I saw her on a video, there was also a blonde woman that Bernard made a few jokes about as well.

  • @malpassjunior yes that was the man he was deep down he had a heart of gold, if you were honest with him he wud be a friend to you wether you was famous or not he was just a comedian who made fun of everything and was critised over his brilliant talent he will be missed forever!!

  • @malpassjunior After reading the first paragraph, I was thinking

  • @malpassjunior ..what a lovely story Bernard was a great comedian who was misconstrued as being racist ..actually he wasn't ..he said what people wanted to hear he will be trully missed by the likes of u and me ..the man was a true gentle man ..R.I.P. bernard

  • @malpassjunior ..what a lovely story Bernard was a great comedian who was misconstrued as being racist ..actually he wasn't ..he said what people wanted to hear he will be truly missed by the likes of u and me ..the man was a true gentle man ..R.I.P. bernard

  • @malpassjunior

    wow. that shows that Bernard was a true gent.

    A brilliant comedian and a decent man as well. Simply the best.

  • @malpassjunior I agree I worked in the old cop shop opposite, we sorted out some stuff in his club, normally drunk miners from Barnsley who couldn't understand that he would make fun of them.Every year without fail he would come over at Christmas with bottles of beer and food for all the lads and lasses at the nick. A true gent. He also gave a years donations from his profits to Booth Hall Childrens Hospital to keep it open. one of the best and irreplaceable.

  • @malpassjunior A class act.

  • cross country runner joke is a belter

  • what a legend. best joke teller i've seen so far.

  • XD that fuckin donkey joke is killin me

  • Argentinians, lol.

  • best asians ever! they can laugh at themselves!!

  • yeah asians can laugh at themselves too, its mostly politically correct assholes who want to spoil everone else's fun that slag off this kind of humour

  • There is and was only one comedian, bernard manning! The funniest man on earth! always made me feel better, always making the sunshine brighter, i love this man and what he has done for us, RIP big man1 thankyou for everything

    russell

  • well said.

  • Top Man

  • LEGEND.he was the best,he told his jokes like it actually happened...R.I.P....

  • Oh..... how wonderful...... the days before PC.

  • absolutlely brilliant. best comedian ever!!!

  • One of the very funniest ever and, contrary to what a lot of people think, a very nice man too.

  • Jim Davidson called him the Guvnor of comedy coz he was the greatest standup that ever lived - was a sad day for comedy when he died

  • I he wasnt fuckin funny how come his club was always packed out with people pissing themselves, get a life hes hilarious

  • You sad twat. Classic British stand-up.

  • Greatest comedian of all time!

  • Not PC just bloody good fun.

  • Brilliant,

  • CLASS

  • Shut up, you don't know shit !

  • Well I went to check out dave Chappelle, he made me giggle, but he did not make me wet my pants like Manning, or George Carlin, Billy Connolly, Chris Rock or Eddie Murphy, Richard Pryor..will I go on??? Manning is Britains finest comic EVER..and NOT a racist

  • now im a fan of chris rock, dave chapelle and so on. but even when they say something that isnt necessarily funny the idiots in the crowd start cheering and whooping like morons.

  • you mean like every time lee evans speaks..

    it might be because most of them are pissed.. if u dont think its funny dont watch it :S

  • knob

  • @DeathgodC well it seems to have upset you so it must be good

  • MEGA!

  • proud to be english and fuck all wrong with that! you don't like it, fuck off!! RIP leg end!

  • class

  • They are not like us...tolerant...lol

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  • One Funny Fucker.

  • one day ull be dead at least he spoke his mind till the end long live bernard manning long line the king

  • Paki at the gates of heaven - "Did anyone order a taxi?" Classic! ...... I love this guy and I'm Irish!!

  • fuck ur mum nigger lover

  • Brilliant. Bernard doing what he did best. Making people laugh. Sadly missed!

  • Quality! Told a good joke did Manning. Still pulled a full house right to the end!

  • legend

  • hahahaha, great old school comic!

  • im not working class, but i love bernard manning. RIP.

  • What does your class have to do with it?

  • great man sadly missed :)

  • sue carpender

  • our voice as a great nation as almost gone now ,if only these muslims and the like had a sense of humour hey,bernard did a lot for charity and the people calling him on here what have they done they just take charity from our country

  • fuck me, its camilla parker bowles on 9.20

  • lmao

  • I thought so too...

  • a working class comedian for hard working class people , a man who stood up and can truly say he did it his way ,, rip bernard , you are sadly missed

  • I would say for everyone who can take comedy, not just working class.

  • it was only the the working class people who went see him

  • right

  • GENIUS..SADLY MISSED. Saw him twice, funniest comedian ever!

  • ty for this vid

  • Whoever is having a cry iver Bernard Manning needs to buy a box of tissues and jog on.Never take jokes seriously, defeats the object! Fools

  • I went to see Bernard live 8 times and I laughed as much the eighth time as I did the first.This man was a legend.........R.I.P.

  • fucking classic a legend....well there is predjudice comedians, eddie murphy,,richard prior and many others its humour and its funny .

  • Bloody good comedian!

  • To be fair to the two Indian guys, at least they laughed along with everyone else, good on them.

  • all u niggers out there he aint against you takes the piss out of all he has black mates so fuck of u are the ones with the problem

  • You dont see the irony you just said "All u Niggers" Intelligent guy you are, not.

  • Fuckin' classic!!

  • CorLeonis01 why do you look so deep into somthing that is so shallow,lets stop this ya ya ya ya its funny simple as that,its just an act,take chris rock thats funny does not matter who you are somthings are just funny get over it comedy always has to take the piss out of somthing or whats the point!!!!!!!!if ya dont like it dont watch it

  • i wish people these days would just take a joke. people are so PC these days. there is no harm in having a laugh.

  • Bernard Manning is definately the funniest comedian ever.

  • i think we live in different countries mate

  • well that says u cant have a laugh

  • bernard r.i.p

  • There was a white family, a black family and a paki family all living in a tenement block. One day a tornado struck the block and blew it away. Who survived? The white family as they were all out at work!

  • LMAO... nice =]

  • At 6:30 approx.Absolute classic lmao.God Bless Bernard.

  • my mate armon is a muslim, when we went out for a pint he said "Why are there so many straight roads in britian? so we have trouble setting up a corner shop!" lol we pissed ourselves laughing lol

  • Yeah, but isn't this really honest? Bernard takes the piss, but no one wants to beat those Asian guy's up. It's working class humour, that everyone feels so terrified of.

    if we were more honest about how we felt,maybe there would be less Crap?Like Sharia=Fuck off!Than be a Muslim, and enjoy some peace and stability, unlike Iraq.

  • the best if you dont like him then dont watch him

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