Fake English and Languages.

[Carlaa1506]

french is awesomeee

[allisonforfornsed]

His English faking really sucks. His Hebrew faking is absolutely fantastic.

[allisonforfornsed]

I fake languages really well, particularly Italian.

[TheYipedo]

The English language sounds strikingly similar to Dutch when you don't understand what the person says...

[mandelsugee]

アメリカのタモリた。



[atrophyfilms2012]

@Trinivalts Dutch and English are related. The closest language to English is Frisian, which is spoke in parts of the Netherlands. My uncle spoke a bit of Dutch at his 50th birthday. I could follow almost everything he was saying.

[valbonne93]

Romanian sounds French with a Slavic L... but Cantonese was pretty close, Finnish sounded believable for the most part, and Hebrew as well. Latvian, I wouldn't know. The Arabic sounded pretty good; I suppose he's heard it spoken, being as it was a Maghreb impression.

[Trinivalts]

English sounded a bit dutch, latvian sounded very lithuanian. Hebrew, finnish, cantonese, japanese, french sounded believable to me, based on what I've heard in the past. I guess the more u know of some language the less accurate it sounds.

[AlimeProductions]

Cantonese Chinese was close, just remember that it's tonal (which you pretty much did for the most part) and remember that Chinese (Mandarin and Cantonese) doesn't have 2 consonants in a row at the beginning of a word with the exception of "ch" "sh" and "zh" (which I heard you say "pl" by accident) And all Chinese words end in either a vowel, or "n" or "ng" and on rare occasions "r" My second language is Mandarin, I fake it like this "Ni zi tian ke ling se di mao hong zi ke di ma? Kao si bian!"

[FastMasterOfDisaster]

IN ENGLISH YOU SAID "FAT"!

[ahchoen]

As for the malay, you used actual words and even made some sense somewhat.

[ahchoen]

That fake cantonese sounded like anything but cantonese, because of your intonation. A different dialect, or maybe even a different language, like thai.

[Stormayhlegj]

Your Finnish is more like Estonian, but I still liked it !

[CCatzburg]

So funny :D

[SuperMoucheaMerde]

Je suis sur le cul : pour l'arabe ( et arabe du maghreb) et le roumain !

[SuperMoucheaMerde]

Mec t'es trop balèze !

[AlimeProductions]

Check out my fake languages!

[TheCauna]

Latvian sounded more like lithuanian

[polskapanterka]

The Latvian requires more long vowels, I think.

[craigmauz]

I am a Cantonese, I don't know what he said!!

[wastingmytimeonline]

@craigmauz that's the point. he's trying to make it sound like he's speaking the language without saying real words.

[muumiansku]

HAHAHA: D I speak Finnish and that part just killed me :: D

[AlimeProductions]

"Went to porten nation it's pratle varch, kormen enlighten an linzen and fat." Some words were real but other were close to real words. Look at my fake languages, I have French in there.

[demo33905]

I am a native English speaker and grew up around Latvian speakers (I never learned the language though). Your fake Latvian sounds just the way I remember hearing it! Great job.

By the way, there are so many variations of spoken English accent. Your version sounded like a mix of mostly American and British with a touch of Irish/Welsh sounds thrown in the mix. Pretty cool.

Your Cantonese sounds to me like Vietnamese.

Thanks for sharing this.

[Flarezon]

haha this is hilarious, good job! But one mistake, u actually said something in Finnish, you said "littee on meijän pää"(our head is flat) in spoken language, i think u did it by accident? haha :D

[farkas782]

aww, you shoulda done spanish

[farkas782]

a little bit racist...

[ichigo93anne]

:D

[JusticeJanitor]

Your fake french is spot on.

[AlimeProductions]

When Americans think of languages they think of the sounds that are mostly used.

[TheExoticMakeupGuru]

holy shit you are talented! (:

[Bito1990]

庇が木を盛りだすｗ

[rukiashirou]

Fake tagalog please!

[rukiashirou]

Japanese is not believable but it was a good try. :))

[TheExoticMakeupGuru]

@rukiashirou japanese is believable and i can say this truthfully because i am not a native japanese speaker so that is what it sounds like to people who dont speak it

[DonnAfuni]

Hahahahaha! You're really good at that!

[praaaaaaaaaah]

funny funny

[MrCaesarnapoleon]

personally I think the human brain retains it and all we do is muck it up...but someday the universal translation will happen...dont believe me...so why when everyone sings...they have no accent.....

[INareik]

@MrCaesarnapoleon Listen to Arctic Monkeys, You'll hear a distinctive Yorkshire Accent there. But for the most part you're right.

[CrankUpTheAmps]

Haha, this is awesome!

[lukassss201]

fake lithuanian please, its similiar to latvian

[goldsmice]

This guy's eye movements along with the fake English

are hilarious!

[cleverloginname]

Since I don't know any more than a few words of most of the languages hie's imitating, I'd never in a million years guess that he's faking any of them.

[wobblebits]

Like a boss

[thexstupidxlamb]

Cantanese was more thai than anything X3 but still good. Especially liked the Japanese.

[tubehepa]

It's rather weird that the "Finnish" sounded to me rather like Saami!

I'm a Finn! :o

[sk8er9al]

WOAH. Good fake Malay!

[Alschain]

As a speaker of Cantonese, your's sounds a little Vietnamese. But in Finnish, while it doesn't sound 'native', it sounds like it could be intelligible :D

[androgynonatus]

fake spanish please!!!!

[elcubeo]

He should just walk around in public places shouting varying fake language while staring at the ground. That would scare the shit out of just about anyone.

[sinadviser]

@arabkid47 yeah, he had a couple of maghrebi words in there but the flow wasn't "correct". Still better than a lot of people who can speak other arabic dialects though!

[arabkid47]

Arabic was not very believable, but good job none the less.

[zacoolchick]

last one didn't sound like romanian at all, it's more like ukrainian or something like that

[MarlonOwnsYourCake]

there was a little german in that english

[TheSpongion]

hahaha really good!

[jamesmcrews]

Compare the fake English to Middle English... sounds right on.

[yaneevt]

all in all sounds amazing, but i must add that your hebrew can't be based only on one real word ("hava", which is well known all over as the first word from the song "hava nagila", is very seldom used in todays spoken language). besides that, you couldn't fool a hebrew speaker into believing you said something they just didn't listen to, so work a little further on that :) besides that, i really enjoyed it.

[postroop95]

Uhhhhh you actually used real Malay words and I actually understood it Hahahahaha.

[SiaMinaX]

im sudanese and the arabic you spoke was morrocan XD 

[MrKurokiwi]

OH FUCK finnish :D

Japanese was good :DD

[AncientGonzoWisdom]

Your Ukrainian gibberish sounds awesome

[plmnbvcxz1234567890]

This is excellent. A great example of what english sounds like to foreign ears!

[TheMemesProduction]

dude u must be bored

[MarlonOwnsYourCake]

@TheMemesProduction welcome to the internet. everyone is bored.

[lion57389]

if you didn't tell me that guy wasn't actually speaking thoes languages (other than english) i would never know

[Zheeznmoya]

The finnish was my favorite! i was nodding my head it sounded so much like finnish. It was interesting to hear what english sounds like, pretty good :)

[tontsa911]

That must be the best fake finnish I've heard so far :D

[RammsteinTranslator]

Holy shit that French was fake?

[Marcab1stLeutenant]

Your fake japanese contained quite a few japanese words.

[Shmiwi]

FAKE!

[lawlshane]

You look like the pornstar Manuel Ferrara

[Sepharite]

Not bad at all! This is pretty convincing! Were you reading phonetics?

[60708]

all fake english will always remind you of the sims because thats what the Sims language is!

[MadelineThePoet]

The fake English reminds me of Swedish or German.

[puustapudonnut]

Hmm.. Finnish.. Haha ;D It didn't sound finnish at all! :D

[AnnexGroup]

how do you practice this?

[IIEsterBunny]

Wow. in english, i thought you were talking english but you werent high

[Monaccio3991]

His fake English reminds me of The Sims.

[HeatherEmilyEm]

@Monaccio3991

BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

[dogtags2]

This video was music to my ears, and very easy on the eyes as well! :-) Always fun to see the works of a fellow hobby linguist!

For each little bit did you practice beforehand exactly what you were going to say? And then write it down? Or was it pretty much spontaneously made up on the spot? Share your tricks...

[cydoemusz]

Latvian was more like some weird old prussian, some strange sounds there..

[SamaRaffe]

english always sounds simlish XD whyyyy~<3 good show

[yepilovecheese]

your herbrew sounded amazing hahahaha

[oOxxkawaiixxOo]

Hahaha the Cantonese one. :DD

[EMPERORMIKI]

Actually what you said in Hebrew is: Surrender all your base we have all your golds you have no chance

[bonzot]

cantonese sounded a bit vietnamese

[Poochilo]

Heh. (: It'd be funny if people in America really did sound like that but we're so used to hearing it that we don't even realize.

[BigSnooop]

@MadeAFolbot ohhh..yea yea yea...i got it... :P

[MadeAFolbot]

I don't speak a word of Japanese but you sounded very fluent to me!

[BigSnooop]

romanian?...wtf?!?!? this is not romanian...i cant understand what he is saying....

[MadeAFolbot]

@BigSnooop It's FAKE Romanian. You aren't supposed to understand. All the languages he is demonstrating are fake. The goal is to sound like you are speaking the given language without actually knowing it.

[wongcheekong888]

I speak Malay but yours is quite good.

[fifiandgigi]

You literally sound like a sim.

[thefunkychicks]

Why is everyone saying the latvian was bad? I thought it was quite good.

[themottledsculpin]

This was great. I don't know if it was intentional, but you had some real Japanese words in there!

[uwed100]

Well done really !

I think you can fake languages best if you DON´T speak them.

[pixelated111]

OMG your fake cantonese was great. coming from a chinese person lol. Though of course it has a bit of your european accent in it.

[JustUnkeptPromises]

@pixelated111 Yup, true! It surprised me a little. It was pretty good, and I think I could even understand some of the words :)

[murf69]

the english sounds like sweedish or something lol

[dgvelling]

I love when you smile at 1:53 made this American girl smile too ha...anyway this was informative and a bit interesting

[MineCraftSRS]

got a few Japanese words that were real nice job!

[BennyDACHO]

In Hebrew it sounds like you say "love" and "Moses" and "again"

[carboncocoa]

Very impressive. You seem quite good at picking up on the nuances of how each language is spoken. That was fun. :)

[MegaCrash88]

quite OK )

[JubalFrancis]

The most fluent fake Japanese I've ever heard. :o)

[PolitcalIslam]

@JubalFrancis Yeah, the Japanese was amazing.

[Mixikyr]

i would say it's pretty good for the few that i'm familiar with, but your french sounds horrible, kidding!

[Guesswork01]

I work at a synagogue school in California, and the hebrew sounds spot on.

[mokimokiamy]

The part where you said "kong sup lo" in Cantonese (near 1:11), you were pretty close to saying "pervert". xD

[tak525]

Pretty good!

Did you learn Japanese?

[Sublime570]

We sound like Sims? The fuck?

[ASilverPeony]

LOL! I don't speak Cantonese but I hear it often. Most of it sounds pretty Cantonese to me.

[matt167698]

thanks for posting!

[karmeniss]

You should try Polish ;p

[bueyokyan]

awesome! great job. but the english one sounds like dutch, i think.

[LmfaoGod]

Sounds like Simlish.

[sb08fosho]

I totally would have believed you speak Hebrew

[TheHurstCamaro]

right onn with the hebrew

[IvyGreen99]

Haha! This was pretty good. Your English had a few real English words in it, but your accent was pretty good, actually. ^^ I thought this was very interesting, and it would be hard to fake another language like that. Awesome work! I really liked how your Latvian sounded...even if I'm not sure how Latvians really sound, but it does sound very Slavic. ^^

[RapidEyesCream]

Your "Cantonese" sounded WAY more like Vietnamese.

Cantonese has more "ah" at the end.

[NinjaToastDX]

This is so interesting! :o haha

[emiynu]

You know when Americans fake French accent, we make a gagging noise as if we're about to spit and we also joke "voulez vous coucher avec moi, ces soir" because of that famous song. But what English words/sounds are commonly famous for a french person to impersonate, if any?

[MrMijnheer]

I love you! You make my day!

[JavierB1988]

Cantonese was best

[littlenooby]

canto

[TekkenGodZafina]

It's probably because us americans talk in gibberish all the time!

[uwed100]

You are a very talented faker indeed.

grüsse aus deutschland

[XceptingDeniall]

I'm slightly suspicious as to why the word "fat" was mixed into English...

A STAB AT AMERICANS PERHAPS?!

[funkymonkey765x]

@XceptingDeniall He is trying to fake "English" not "American"

Not everything revolves around America!

[XceptingDeniall]

@funkymonkey765x Certainly you know what a joke is? Moron.

[WesThorburn]

@XceptingDeniall I don't think that was his intention..? Are you looking for an excuse to be insulted?

[XceptingDeniall]

@WesThorburn I was KIDDING. You didn't see my reply to the last person who said something to me on it? For future reference to anyone who is going to reply to me, I WAS KIDDING. I really don't get how no one can seem to tell that it was a joke.

[VALObrand]

@XceptingDeniall

fatass detected.

u mad?

[XceptingDeniall]

@VALObrand Retard detected.

You fucking kidding me? Did you not see my previous replys saying that IT WAS A JOKE. Fuck off and learn to read before you make a moronic reply.

[mandaromi]

wow that was good...it's so wierd to hear what english kinda sounds like :p

but how did you fake your own language!?

[Schuassen]

THAT IS AWESOME(: the Arabic was spot on xD

[LittleGigiK]

you are so cool :D

[TheTwill12]

this is really funny to listen to

[McSkinger]

My grandma who only speaks mandarin says I sound like an angry german when I speak english! :(

[Leonaloverxx]

When you did English you sounded Dutch. But the others sound good to me... allthough I only speak english and french...

[heavenandmud]

interesting :)

very good

[randomforum]

The fake finnish... um :D have anyone told you that you said stuff? :D

You said:

1. meidän pää = our head

2. laitonta keskeyttää tuo kans = illegal to interrupt that one too.

3. ilolla = happiness.

:D I speak finnish. That's why I could translate :D so your fake finnish wasn't that fake :D

[audveltadmuna]

@randomforum does hyvää tenanta melakulli mean anything in finnish? I just made those words up by the way

[theevilmeister]

They all sounded goo, but the Arabic was awesome!

[chucknob]

your fake english was good, sounds like plenty of drunks I've known

[suzyq387]

ahahaha this is so awesome/amazing...I haven't heard the real version of half these languages

[6stuckinlimbo6]

you are so cute, my goodness

[semeniuk25]

Hahaha as soon as u did the chinese or cantonese one i pictured russel peters "desighna bag , intitio' L.V lmao

[iriji1]

It's amazing how you have the correct *phonemic flow* in all of them, and the articulation one would actually *expect*.

[sexiibetch911]

@iriji1 I bet you got thumbed up so many times because using words like "phonemic" and "articulation" made you sound like a genius.

[malproxy]

Your impressions of the other languages sounds a lot like what I hear as well, so I'll have to assume that your English one must be pretty close to what non-English speakers hear. This, including a couple other fake English impressions I've heard sound like something out of Chaucer's Canterbury Tales, which is very surprising to think that we sound like that!

[Audinos]

It has always interested me, as a native speaker of English, how English sounds to foreigners. Your cadence is very good, almost American, although your real English is good too. I don't speak Finnish, but I know how it sounds and you could have fooled me with it.

[p4ch1nk0tv]

AND ALL WITH A STRAIGHT FACE.

[broncosdude93]

the finnish one was really good.

[AbadGorilla]

LOL!

[MsBilamana]

ur Malay is wrong and i dun understand. but, nice! gud job bro! thanks for choosing Malay.

[OmerOT1989]

I'm Israeli, and the Hebrew is great!

[lasaboteuse]

Superbe, ton faux français! Et bravo d'avoir essayé des langues difficiles, comme le malais, le finnois, etc.

[VALObrand]

so good.

[YizhaqNewman]

That is sooo good. The english, french, japanese, hebrew and arabic are dead on! hahaha

[callmemrmilkman]

Fucking brilliant, I nearly fell of the chair laughing

[VALObrand]

@callmemrmilkman

not supposed to be funny faggot.

[callmemrmilkman]

@VALObrand Nice one man, surprising coming from somebody with a pink backround. Plus I do not think people get an academic kick from fake languages, it is ment to be funny.

[VALObrand]

@callmemrmilkman

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surprising coming from someone with a red background and zero uploads. why don't you contribute something to youtube. or did you just sign up for an account so you could post your faggotry on other people's videos?

[callmemrmilkman]

@VALObrand I know, red is so gay compared to pink. You really need to learn how to express yourself better maybe lay off uploading all those videos and learn how to type instead. When you have "why" at the start of a sentence you can not put a full stop in the middle of the sentence. That is correct, I signed up to post my "faggotry" all over YouTube, because your posts are such great contributions. Without your posts about "faggory", what would we do?

[stevensw]

Oh yea forgot Brooklyn dialect, very strange indeed.

[stevensw]

Hard to say this is what 'english' sounds like, that's not very specific. No language has more distinct sounding dialects than English. Some are so distinct they might as well be another language, two people speaking English might not have a clue what the other is saying, that happens to me a lot when hearing some dialects from the UK.

There's British English, 'Yankee', Southern, Australian, Irish English, Scottish, Jamaican , Texan, and Bostonian English. Those are only the major ones...

[snowpeach12]

@stevensw You know what, Chinese is WAY more broad of a language than English. Shanghainese is so different from mandarin that mandarin only speakers literally cannot understand shanghainese. I can't speak a word of taiwanese, but I can speak a word of Texan English. Hello. Unlike English. I still get what an australian is saying. And yet, when people say chinese, I can know its probably mandarin (maybe cantonese) and don't need to get all defensive. Just saying.

[AnnoyingLittleShit]

je suis française aussi mais parce-que je suis née en Australie, l'anglais est ma launge maternelle, c'est très bien, ton Anglais faux! Mais je parle chinois faux aussi. ;)

[trickyjuive]

finnish and latvian were soooooo right on!!

[klins061]

I liked your gibberish attempts. English is a tough one to mimic in my opinion, being a native speaker. All the other ones sounded awesome! French is a gorgeous language, but it's hard for me to understand because all the words sound strung together. Like, a couple sentences could all sound like one really long word, while in English, you can distinguish every single word. Maybe it's just a foreign thing.

Also, you're kind of hot. Hehe!... ...Call me! XD

[grail68]

Wow! That was the best faking I've seen, especially the Hebrew, Arabic and French. Great job!!

[Andiulengovich]

love the finnish! ah btw in the Malay one u said some words.. like Bisakan and suara. lol