The Average TF2 Player

[496338002]

Now wait 2 seconds and you've got a full server of hatless noobs doing the same thing

[ILikeBleachItsTrue]

I want Patricks hat o.O

[antiongaurd]

And he ended up drowning...

[and4077]

One of the definitions for idiot is someone who tries to do the same thing over and over when it doesn't work. I think we all know where i'm going with this.

[MrJollyvolly]

1. patrick

2.tf2

3.???????

4.profit

[nolonath]

how did i get here???

i saw boobs like a minute ago, now there all gone =(

[WRSvideos]

No, that's called a f2p trying to get a hat but being denied

[xXCornman33Xx]

Selling Capo's Capper on TF2 for 2 refined

My ID = Cornman33

Add me X3

[BWYGR111]

Patrick, that "hat" looks just fine on you. Stop trying to buy something you can't afford.

[kittenandoggershow]

average player?...am i playing this game wrong? :|

[Teneco36]

lol he is actualy trying to enter a hat store :D

[DxAdZxD]

To the mann co store! (The Mann Co store is currently closed...)

D:

[Eenelover238]

The board of blockage

-all f2p players start with this weapon permanently equipped until they buy something

-prevents trading

-requires a method of paying online

-causes rage

[memesxy95]

OMFG HATS i love hats I BUCKING LOVE THEM

[ThisIsntMyAccountShh]

"May I Take Your Hat, Sir!"

[Haasthemovie]

Damn hats!

[ISlycooper120]

make hat naow. Equip as face misk, prophit iz ensured. Description, well isnt it obvious "Derp"

[DangerousPerson1000]

More like average CoD player.

[skylar15123]

Hmmmmm, Interesting...

[Kaweebo]

Somebody make a nail and board hat in the workshop.

[St8althTurtle]

Who you calling a pin head......

[Kemonokami]

Gotta move that board up!

[justesbad]

The average halo player.

[aperson30]

@justesbad what? no most halo players are pretty good because they are fans of the series, know what the weapons do and dont do, and how to perfect a map and gametype, immigrants from cod fit this description though lol

[AmyFan198]

A better title: The Average Of CoD Players

[lunytoast]

I used to go to the hat store, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

[SirKnowThySelf]

after this, patrick must learn that he needs to step over that bottom part of the door :D lol

[MaxStryke]

@temoclink I paid for the game douchebag

[MisterLambs]

@Ancient078978 You must be the dullest fucking person around. You dumb fuck.

[Ancient078978]

He could of just turned around to his side to go in XD

[LtSurge659]

The Average Human

[FrostyPhones]

Patrick tries to enjoy the real game, but hats stop him.

[trainmaster555]

He got the paintrain stuck to his head. LOL

[eddzorz]

stay idle patrick, one night and you may find at least 3-4 hats...

[smaug131]

top comment 1: 222 likes

top comment 2: 111 likes

WHAT MAGIC IS THIS

[DeSchmeb]

needs to loop

[clonesharpshooter101]

lag

[edy2209]

1. Edit video, replace the " Hats " sign with " Mann Co. "

2. Reupload.

3. ???

4. No Profit. ( Valve )

[Piecopter]

1. Steal this video

2. Rename it "the average YouTube user"

3. Backstab heavy and eat his sandwich while waiting for video to upload

4. Break view counter with the unusually large amount of views I am suddenly getting

5. Become YouTube legend

[patriotails]

@Piecopter isnt there something about some dude's brother getting angry that's missing from this?

[OddishThing18]

@Piecopter 6. ???

7. Profit!

[silentkiller102]

@OddishThing18 I was just about to say that. You beat me to the punch, lol.

[DarkSpellCombat]

@Piecopter I did it :D

[superbob620]

you are prevented from simply buying hats

especialy if you have the board of blockage equipped

(note: all players have invisible board of blockage equipped)

[Hoglegvid]

DAG DAMIT DAB NABIT

[temoclink]

More like, "The Average F2P Player"

[omgimodio]

My hat is a plank. Your argument is invalid.

[Arcralf]

Sorry, patrick.

You need a sandvich and scrap metal to create the pain train.

[DetectiveSneakyc2]

How did you get that Plank Hat?!

[jedihunter176]

Heh. The store says 'Hats'.

[ZazouSpyro505]

How the hell can people mix an awesome game and a shitty unfunny show? Magiiic...

[TheFunkyBones]

@ZazouSpyro505 Its like mixing tf2 with anime!

[Darkozl]

@ZazouSpyro505 You best be trollin' if you call spongebob unfunny and shitty...

[ZazouSpyro505]

@Darkozl It's not called trolling.

It's called "HAVING AN OPINION" but you may don't know it. :trollface:

[dajnmonkey]

All we need is a Ghastly Gibus on his head.

[Anthony74561]

1. Finds Something that has hats in it.

2. Call it "TF2 in a Nutshell"

3. ??????????

4. PROFIT!

[Pukupelle]

Did anyone notice that this was made before tf2 was made F2P? :)

[TimTheShorty]

He just wanted to wear a nice hat!

[kickiwi]

Well im not an average tf2 player.

[MrPup420]

Trade request sent...

Declined.

Trade request sent...

Declined.

Trade request sent...

Declined.

[Arcralf]

@MrPup420 Time for scam.

[MrPup420]

@Arcralf I dun get et

[KingOfKatamari]

@MrPup420 i lol'd. That was quite clever, good sir, and I applaud you for coming up with that.

[TheToonGamer]

He's still there now, y'know...trying to deliver Episode 3...

[Patrick995270]

@JaredMillton some retard...

[MaxStryke]

@JaredMillton These idiots are dumb enough not to tell you. It is a free game that you can get from a program called Steam. It is pretty fun you should get it.

[temoclink]

@MaxStryke Great thanx -.- now there's another stupid F2P out there

[JaredMillton]

What is TF2?

[kurtisAyr]

@Robuxy comment win :D

[colonel24567]

@Robuxy god, i swear you people and your bieber jokes.

[sporecreatorperson]

@Robuxy Day 1324 of trying to find JaredMilton's comment...

It's getting too cold out here *cough* to go on... I think I'm gonna have to call a rescue...

or drink my own piss

(BEHR GRYLLS YEAAAAAAAH)

I think this is the end...!

[bamferrday]

@JaredMillton why watch if you don't know what it is? lol go back to listening to justin bieber.

[AimeeDragon]

@JaredMillton dumb ass

[fatsocomixproduction]

@JaredMillton

Jared, it's best that you don't find out what it is. Saves us the time and effort to get rid of you afterwards. You will leave the internet now, alright?

[SnowyHil]

@JaredMillton fuck off shit nigguh

[TStrince]

@JaredMillton Its a game where we shoot justin bieber burn his music and let fags like you rape his dead body

[jamesaellis]

Hey...I'm not that fat.

[nintendude8VG]

but he already has a hat.

[HEROoFTHEhorde147]

it cost $400,000 to be a bigger idiot then patrick for 12 seconds!

[ForbidonFruit]

@Irishtrash Well it had boxes...

[pongboy1100]

Patrick is class 10.. that's why he never made it in the game.

[1066stern]

4 people disliked the video

[DarkDavie]

@1066stern It's five now. YOUR COMMENT IS DEFUNCT. >:D

[realwaluigi]

F2P players in a nutshell

[LosMustacheros]

typical tauren/draenei

[sba20041]

i pay you $100 for that hat!

[MrDestroyer04]

Patrick EXE brokedown now your computer (or other divices) will explode in 3...2...1 me:FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[THE69PENCIL]

patrick = people who paid for something that should of been free in the first place

Store = people who didn't pay and still kick patrick classes ass.

[ATetrisBlock]

...I bet if I checked the Steam Workshop, I'd find this hat.

[PureCoasters]

more like th average cod player!

[imelroy]

@PureCoasters If you meant that as a joke it was unfunny and you killed this video. If yout seriously meant it and don't get this video then I have no words.

[jackofblades94]

F2P players

[PyroSirBrad]

The Average F2P

[TheOtherVelociraptor]

Selling Vintage Unusual Nailed-Plank Hat for 5 keys or Two Stout Shako

[w33zlmusic]

The plank represents Patrick's bankruptcy.

[mattstorm360]

Hat: Wooden board with a nail.

*Shows you can live with a nail and board in your forehead.

*Apply directly to the forehead.

*Can't walk thro small door.

[gameaddict11707]

@mattstorm360 *Increases head hitbox by 3x.

[TheYodg]

It's soo true. XD

[AstroMovieStudios]

*Brain explodes from Truth*

[LOLGmod]

10th class is civilian

[xxjumalaxx]

so we have a plank naild on our head so we cant go to mann Co. hat store

[jonasfeld]

nice hat

[PoopCorn12118]

hey! D: i ernt tht tupid

[ElongatedVowels]

@PoopCorn12118 yuh! dis vdio is offnsv!

[shadowluigi109]

Looks like he failed to craft the Pain Train.

[Enazdrassel]

@shadowluigi109 looks painful to me

[Decont89]

@shadowluigi109 he got half of it right.

[GmanLV300]

Oh internet... will you ever cease to entertain me?

[JimtheCitizen]

Board - Lack of money

[brianmc0131]

this is why f2p's dont git hats

[AlixWii]

story of my life :C

[Oathblivion]

If the board was made into an actual hat, I'd most likely buy it. Especially if it was a pyro hat. Either that, or give Spy a nail gun.

[TheMatthewGTV]

rat atat on 2;2

[EpicFlyingPanda32]

NO HATS FO YU!

[LostInPhilly89]

Hey, I play TF2! So... why am I laughing so hard? :-/

[crim51102]

@LostInPhilly89 Because it's true.

[YousufOuf2000]

he's F2P so he cant enter this hat trade server

[Poketoed]

pain trained!

[PRINTDAMNIT]

FUCK YOU!!!!!

[AINGELPROJECT667]

Valve knew it was a mistake to hire Patrick to deliver Episode 3 to the stores...

[ArmyGuy543]

How does this represent the average TF2 Player? Allow me to tell you.

1.) Idiots will charge into the same room repetitively, every time getting owned by a sentry, and never stop.

2.) Spies will use the same method and typically disguise as the same class every damn time.

[Conary1]

@ArmyGuy543 WRONG.

Watch closely at the store's name before he walks in. It's "HATS"

[ArmyGuy543]

@Conary1

You idiot.

That's straightforward.

It also represents the average TF2 player in those two ways.

[jarrodmaddy]

Press 3, wait 1 sec, repeat.

[gummyPWNS]

it cost $400,000 to hit that plank off of the wall for 12 seconds

[LostSagaWarrior]

Bonk

[rayane181297]

Patrick = A F2P

Hat Shop = Hat Crafting

Logic. (F2P can't craft hats.....and so he is denied)

[RobloxManiac13]

Nope.avi

[griffmonkez]

No, Patrick It's a bomb

[n00bz00rd]

R.I.P. The Tenth Class

[peteypiranha128]

Patrick represents the Pyro's flamethrower.

[xzaner1]

You should have made the door do crits!

[Badgaldinger]

On the other hand, it's players like that that make a sniper really love his job.

[Zadamanim]

Epic find! A thousand internets for you. Of course, you can always exchange your internets for hats at the International Bank of Win.

[CrashmanAndKirby]

Genuine Nail On A Board

Level 15 Hardware

(Obtained By Cross Game Promotion Of Playing Patrick In This Video, Like In This Video)

[Kaine852]

@Dreadnaughtic nope.avi

[Khyper87]

wooden plank for 3 refined

[TF2playerwhohateCOD]

@Khyper87

froget 3 i'll buy for 10

[PunkFreak331]

Here´s a FAQ to those who didn´t understand why he had a plank and nail in his face.

This is the first time you play team fortress 2 you walk out of the locker room, you hear a noise from the battlements. Suddenly a soldier with a Paintrain rushes up to you and smack you in the head, though the paintrain is stuck.

[Wurminfektion]

ubercharged

Stops shooting and runs away

True story

[MrSlayer543]

0:01 Sign says Hats, PATRICK WANTS HATZ

[pillshere1000]

That Spy is a Patrick!

[irishtrash15]

You need to pay $100 in the Mann Co. store to remove the board. Then you will enter the empty store.

[FortressGaming]

@irishtrash15 Patrick is trying to get in the Mann Co. store XD

[Deus35]

@irishtrash15 plus tax.

[UnsounderGnome]

the patrick class looks broken...

[some14u2no]

@UnsounderGnome Looks OP to me

[shadowborne]

@UnsounderGnome When you master the patrick class you have truly won the game

[turb0strid3r]

@UnsounderGnome

NERF IT EVEN MORE

[MizkaZooka]

It's true