Clerks - Randal vs. Woman in video store

[TheRealThreeP]

Lady-"What about these two?"

Randal-"Oh, they suck."

Lady-"These are the same two movies! You weren't paying any attention!"

Randal-"No, I wasn't."

[JPaxton1616]

"I don't watch movies." Freakin love that line!

[mk741]

I love this scene because Randal exposes this women's mean spirited nature by calling her out for trying to trick him in the first place in attempt to prove he's being ignorant, and when she realizes she's been exposed as a horrible person, she vainly throws out a shallow threat that she'll never return and swears at him so as to shift the blame away from herself and who she really is as a person.

[KeizerXilian]

Holy FUCK what I wouldn't give to be able to get away with that at work...

[85xorn]

randall: you cant rent here any more

jay: YEAH!

LMFAO

[Kevster129]

Yeaaaahhhhh!

[C17Citadel]

I work in a liquor store, some woman was looking for the sam adams (which was right infront of her face) I also pointed out we had sam adams light, winter ale, cherry wheat and boston lager, and she wanted to know where the "regular" was... :/

[NecrorceN]

Thank you very much Randall! You're awesome! FUCK YOU WOMAN!

[Trev0r98]

Here's something I never understood about this scene (and no, I'm not over-analyzing it):

Why is it a "shortcoming" of Randall's that he didn't pay attention to what the woman was saying?

[TripleRp]

Geez, Randall really was an Asshole to the lady, but that was funny, and Jay (Priceless).

[WG587]

YEAAAHHH



[megaD3af]

Any job where you are working with the general public is usually a drag.

[mustbejames1]

sir.....SIR?....."what".

[209BluntSmoker]

lol i was in class high an we had a sub teacher my frend asked him u like joints? the teacher said whats that?

lol

[flyingWill2]

1:18 YEAAAAAAH

[420Rokn]

YEAAHHH!!!!

[CrimReap]

loved this part lol

[americanbandwidth]

I hope it feels Good

[tedpidau]

She doubts your commitment to sparkle motion.

[SadClownPropaganda]

3 people appreciate ruses.

[ninjabastard2]

Randal is a narcissistic evil genius

[RadioKing2]

this is what i think of trolls

[GAMEMETAL666]

real???O:o

[polaganaohpredaja]

Classic!

[TheWorldOfJames]

i feel so bad for that woman :( lol

[ohhcmoncmoncmon]

best movie ever. i used to work in a store and omg people can be such idiots

[therealgamerman64]

@ohhcmoncmoncmon Dude no shit, I had this one woman come up and ask me "Do you have that movie, I can't remember what it's called, but it has that guy in it. I forget his name. Do you know the one Im talking about?"

[DarkLordNataku]

@therealgamerman64 i saw a customer ask to rent a movie (he didn't seem to know what he was talking about) so as he was pointing out a bluray i asked if he had a bluray player. he replied, "whats that?". "well sir, you actually need a bluray player to watch bluray movies." "that sounds like a scam. i think you're scamming me. i really don't appreciate your lies." it's at that point i really stop'd giving a shit so i then admitted my "lies" had him go home to watch 5 blurays on his dvd player.

[therealgamerman64]

@DarkLordNataku Hahahaha yea it sucks, there are some dense motherfuckers out there. "Of course I have a blu-ray player!". An hour later "THESE WONT WORK I WANT A REFUND!" "Nope, sorry, they work fine on our player."

[DarkLordNataku]

@therealgamerman64 heheheheh complete idiots. the reason that i'm trying to avoid retail in electronic stores. ugh. clothing isn't much better =.=

[colt45604]

@DarkLordNataku holy shit, really? lmfao

[CoolerKing37]

Jeff Anderson was totally reading off his lines in that magazine.

[liveecarbme]

Most stolen rental (VHS tape) in history.

[therealgamerman64]

@liveecarbme

Yea some asshole stole it on DVD from where I work

I wanted to steal it! So inconsiderate!

[blown22]

@liveecarbme Which rental, Clerks or Ass Worshipping Rim-jobbers?

[jblackwell1014]

This is fucking hilarious. He's so awesome

[xwnordique]

I don't appreciate your ruse.

[deadslaw]

Such a bad idea to watch this movie before going in to start your shift

[irishgummybear]

Randal is so cool because he's alaways true to himself and does not put up with other peoples crap.

[TheEllampalli]

Why are the top rated comments the same?

[rflood89]

@TheEllampalli yeh and tellin us stuff we know :/

[yut131]

randal is like the funniest dude

[zammylot]

My favourite scene from the movie.

[Everyoneissomeone]

I Dont Appreciate Your Rues Mam:):)

[11Sweeneytodd]

that girl is kevin smiths sister

[therealgamerman64]

@11Sweeneytodd

Yea man :p His mother is the lady with the milk in the fridge too.

[dafragsta]

@11Sweeneytodd I thought his sister was the one who said she masturbates animals for artificial insemination?

[TheMooseFish]

123,456th viewer!

[therealgamerman64]

@TheMooseFish

Wooo!  Thankyou!

[Fairlia]

I can't have an opinion at all what a douche bag this guy is but it is funny

[BlackStarMallitia]

@Fairlia

hardley a douche bag in my eyes .. the quality of movie is an opinion ... if she wanted to truley decide if either of those movies were any good all she had to do was rent one of them watch it and than form her own sentiments towards the movie XD

[doomsday19821982]

i had a customer like that today.

[Roblok100]

LOL JAY!!

[SnIkLeeT]

cum runner, cum gurggling naked sluts, cock loose 2, oh and all holes filled with hard cock...

[OreoMan951]

are any of these any good?... sir?

what?

are either one of these any good?

i don't watch movies.

[casperlok2dbrain]

Seriously, it's because of this scene that i say "YEEAAHHHH!!" almost every single time one of my friends gets burned or dissed lol . . has to be a real good burn though

[RaiderDuck]

"Yeaaaahhhhh!" -- Anybody else that was probably the highlight of Jay's week? Maybe his month?

[kpotassium]

This film cost almost $27,000 to make.

[therealgamerman64]

@kpotassium Yeh and he sold it for millions

[kpotassium]

@therealgamerman64 That doesn't surprise me. I'd pay to see this movie any day

[JackStaplesButler]

@therealgamerman64 He sold the distribution rights for $227,000 dollars. That's enough to pay his debts and have a great deal on top. It raked in $3 million in cinemas and it was only on at 50 screens. When it came out on VHS, the video stores had to call Miramax off the hook to order more copies, partly because it was one of the most rented tapes of 1995 and partly because it was the most stolen tape of the 1990s.

[ghostbuster56]

LMAO at Jay. YEAH!!!!!

[stapril90]

i miss going to the video store

[spehizle]

I used to work at Movie Gallery, and I did this twice in my last week working there. Damn, that was a good way to end that job.

[ForgottenRebel77]

what would you recommend for a 7 year old who chronically wets his bed?

[SevenLivelySins]

@ForgottenRebel77 Drunken Hussies 4

[ForgottenRebel77]

@SevenLivelySins my pipes need cleaning

[ForgottenRebel77]

i love how the two top comments are the same line

[Rjmorg]

@ForgottenRebel77 I find it's best to stay out of other peoples affairs.

[zcal0221]

3 people aren't allowed to rent here anymore.



[GarebearShields]

you rock mewes

[pfitzsimons518]

Randall is THE man!

[uiojessy]

i love is seen

[wickedlester97]

YEEEEAAAHHHH!!!

[vitaoceano]

"I don't appreciate your ruse maam"

[KyubiStewie]

"I think it's best if you stay out of other people's affairs."

[DoctorRobertBobby]

the YEAAAAAAH at the end is so funny

[AgentA2628]

proud to say i am from jersey and i wish there were more convenient stores like the one in the movie, and too bad there are no rental places anymore...

[apeiron73]

@AgentA2628 So sad to see such an era passed. It was fun to go into the video store just to meet morons like this and laugh at them.

[MurphyNH]

I lived this when I worked in the video game section at Toys R Us :)

[umacenuff]

I worked in a video store back in high school- a few years ago- and i can tell ya there is nothing more annoying than people who aren't independent enough to pick out their own movies.

Half the time when you tell them the movie sucks they get it anyway.

What i did respect is someone who could make there own decision.

Only stupid people can't spot a bad movie. really, you re surprised that date movie and meet the spartans sucked? you couldn't spot that?

[brown55061]

@umacenuff

I served 2 pain staking years at blockbuster back in the day as well. So true! Morons pick out stupid movies and they never understand why the movie is dumb. Sometimes ya just can't fix stupid!

[BlackStarMallitia]

@brown55061

you sound like dante bitching about youre job

[srogimuczaczo]

jebany :D

[jranner]

"there's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others."

[NintendoSegaSonyGuy]

This was a great movie. It wasn't laugh-out-loud funny, but there was definitely a great appeal to it. :)

[Methos200686]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[GTBurns48215]

Randall is my hero "This job would be great, if it was not for the customers."

[Cubarted]

i love how Jay ends the video with "YEAAAAAAHYAA" even though he has no idea of what the fuck is going on xD

[babyty84]

hey you're not allowed to rent here anymore! yea!!!!

[kazimann]

Randal is considered a hero to anyone who works in retail!

[bambinanikki91]

the fact that only two people disliked this video says something...genius!

[JuanTurks27]

Jay "YYYAAAHHH!!!!!"

[ligbig]

What about these 2????? Old bitch and her ruse

[thotink]

haha jay at the end.

[ringosayspeaceandluv]

Kevin Smith RULES!

[johnnyA91]

Hey you're not allowed to rent here any mo- YEAH!!!!

[saturnv3]

@ShadyNJ he said "yeah"

[bobafettfan32]

i met jason mewes at a con he was a fucking riot! the early to mid 90's was the last years of good movies, tv, and music. im glad that i got to expeirence the 80's also another great decade for movies and music.

[whatthefuck386]

@bobafettfan32 goddamn right!

[RavenMichaels]

@bobafettfan32 Movies and TVs are still fine these days. Actually the consistency of good movies the past few years far surpasses that in the 90s...

[mbelma6329]

Randall is such a deuce

[HatoburekaSutajio]

@mbelma6329

That could be either a compliment or an insult, depending on whether or not you intended to spell douche.

[gonzo911sc]

"Hey you're not allowed to rent here anymore." "Yeeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhhh!" LMFAO

[TheAstroJaxx]

@gonzo911sc LOL

[abeltrraz]

Sadly I work in a video store and this is usually how I act at closing

[ghostbuster56]

HAHA LMAO Randal is the man

[niggerjosh]

i dont watch movies

[giglokinproductions]

@niggerjosh I gave you a thumbs up for your comment, I refreshed the page and gave you another one for you name.

[niggerjosh]

@giglokinproductions cuz ur the shit! lol :D

[Oblivia666]

Hahah, the "Yeaaaah!" at the end fucking cracks me up everytime!

[Biohazard1999]

- Cool cat. What's his name?

- Annoying customer.

[HisDivineShadow245]

Randall is heroic in this clip.

[sea6789]

Randal: 'Hey, you're not allowed to rent here anymore!"

Jay: "YEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHH!"

[Rathause]

what a yenta

[LetsGetSomeShoes2334]

Jay completely pulls this whole video together.

[jkoff76]

The Nineties. The last decade you could really chill out in.

[cj397]

look at jay fucking jumping around in the background lol

[ninlandon]

i dont watch movie lol

[TROYKING44]

YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[m134maggot]

i love how jay screams yeeaahhh like if he works there

[shootthekitty]

SCREW YOU!!!

HEY! YOUR NOT ALLOWED TO RENT HERE ANYMORE!

[JBthree24]

I live 5 minutes from that place. Funny, you watch this movie and it still, and absolutely represents NJ, as opposed to what Jersey Shore portrays. So, people who judge NJ based on what they see from Jersey Shore, should watch Clerks. lol

[morgantown1]

@JBthree24 people that watch Jersey Shore are capable of judgment??

[DiabloMercy]

randall : i don't watch movies.

[Kebbe666]

Rage quit!

[xlrwolf10]

HAY your not aloud to rent here any more

YEAHHHH!

[target555]

"it was an age of tucking" where's that from?

[clutchninja]

YEAAAAH!!!

[predwrk]

YEahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!

[nguyenimproved]

randall was the coolest character in this great movie. i looked up "ruse" after seeing this.

[nobovideoz]

"YYYEEEAAAAAHHH!!!" lol xD best part of the whole video!

[AirMan928]

Jay: "YEAAAAH!!!"

[JoyGrenade]

My tenure at Hollywood Video in a nutshell.

[digazzo2]

hahhaha i love when jay scream!!

[thar1fella]

i agree with comicfan1985

[david121170]

this is a kick ass movie

[heybulldog90]

YEAH!!!!

[snoookie456]

Randal is the best - "You think that's offensive, look at this. You can see her kidneys!" XD XD XD XD

[mustbejames1]

sir?........."what"?  lmao

[sonyhotmail16]

LMFAO When Jay says "YEAH!!!" LOL!!!!!!!!

[TheQotsaRules]

YEEAAHHH

[SLRMC93]

My fovorite clip

Dante:"My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!"

Randal:"In a row?"

[SLRMC93]

God sorry I meant *favorite

mie tipyng izz afil

[charliemunroe113]

@SLRMC93 not to be rude but it wasn't Randal it was some random customer.

[SLRMC93]

@charliemunroe113

oh yeah it was just the hat that threw me off

lol brain fart

[jeffgordon98]

it wasn't Randal, it was just a random customer

[DiabloMercy]

@SLRMC93 its not randal...its jus a random customer

[TheQotsaRules]

YEAAHH

[whoiscuriousgeorge]

Probably the best scene in an outstanding film.

Jeff Anderson, who plays Randal, has said several times he doesn't think of himself as an actor, but he's so natural in both the Clerks movies I'd have to disagree. Great timing on the comic lines especially.

[snoookie456]

@whoiscuriousgeorge He says it probably because he's being himself in these movies. I don't know. But Randal is Smith's best character... at least I think so...

[kfag101]

awesome

[KnivesMonroe]

LMAO!!!

This takes me back!

"I dont want movies"

[TheApatheticGuy]

I think he says "watch".

[danteasdale]

You'll be missed!

HAHAHAHHAH

[TAXtheAtheist]

Pesky Customers

[Nachovidal3600]

Fucking 1 of the best scenes ever. And it's so true.

To quote Andylakers;

YEEEEAAHH

[AvEryBadApPLe]

priceless!!!

[darknight10000]

It's just so ironic how Randal says "I don't watch movies." yet he works in a video rental store.

[andylakers]

jay, "YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!"

[Ninox37]

Damn I miss the 90s.

[therealgamerman64]

Agreed.. The 90s were the best decade, by far. Hopefully this one turns out to be half as good as the 90s.

[FutBoy182]

@therealgamerman64 a fuckin men

[usrocket]

@therealgamerman64 HELL NO, this fucking sucks bro, I wanna go back to the 90's too, back when blockbuster used to have those stickers on the VHS tapes stating to please rewind their videotapes before returning them :(

[wayzey]

@therealgamerman64

60's were best then i'd say it's a tie between 70's and 90's.

[whatthefuck386]

@therealgamerman64 looks liek we were wrong.

[Shalashaska6]

Best years of my life

[xboxplaya420]

ME TO

[SourDeezel718]

@Ninox37 amen bro

[Eagle971]

@Ninox37 The 90's were total shit..

[Ninox37]

@Eagle971

Your existence is total shit.

[HatoburekaSutajio]

@Ninox37

This reminds you of the 90s?

[Ninox37]

@HatoburekaSutajio

This movie came out in 1994.

[HatoburekaSutajio]

@Ninox37

Huh. It doesn't really seem like a 90s icon to me. When I think of the 90s I think of the Nightmare Before Christmas and Jurassic Park.

[Ninox37]

@HatoburekaSutajio

That's what most people associate with the 90s. Both of which are great films, but this is what I associate with the 90s.