DON'T BE A DOUCHE CANOE!

[LunaTheAwesome]

I want that hat!

[peanutkelly]

oh god u crack me up :)

[MrsLoudful]

haha! i hugged my laptop when he hugged the camera xD

[BillsTonguePiercing]

@MrsLoudful who didn't? :p

[XxxXCristinaaXxxX]

When he said I know you're on facebook I got creeped out because I was...

[Kayyandheartss]

Matt called me cute.

Doesn't matter what else he said.

He called me cute.

[EvilGloves]

lol i just randomly screamed out "DOUCHE CANOE" then laughed weirdly after i left this page then came bak..... O.o

[laffyandtaffy1]

I Like the Pocky sticks XD And yes I Did Have to watch an Advertisement about Canoes.

[mandi1532]

why are there three red dots on his nose?

[AlgisSultanasTV]

You hug me I HUG THE COMPUTER but i cant reach you :D

[bearhuggerz]

"Look me in the eyes. Whatever's over there, isn't as important as what's right here." When you said "Whatever's over there," you were pointing to an ad for child abuse!!!! LOL!!!!!!!

[chooseaname13]

Haha...this was on my birthday!

[cottoncandy125]

i have people from work that i hate so i call them douche canoe. it makes me feel a lot better so thanks matt :]

[AnnaaVanity]

The awkward moment when he is hugging the camera you hug the computer...XD

[sUperbDuHH]

I love ur New Era Caps

[JustCallMeCarebear]

" you are litterally the reason we can`t have nice things, but you`re cute so we keep you around " ....... that pree much sums up what i hear everyday xD

[123tinna]

I love hugging you. <3

[EhRealCanadianGirl]

i was watching harry potter.... i missed an epic part! thanks mattg...thanks...

[caxladfag]

First in the video you hate us? At the end you love us? Decide! :D

[SawyerVlogzChannel]

You did that to me.

[SawyerVlogzChannel]

Oh oh no. That's my erection.

[HannahThunderify]

...I've been calling everybody a douchecanoe recently. O.O

[Cittykat27]

I hugged my screen and when "Hey!" at one point, only to hear him say it was his erection...I'm soooo....speechless...nuff said xD. MUST SEND TO FRIEND FOR AMUSEMENT PURPOSES! HI SASHA!!!!!

[hockeygrl738]

@Cittykat27 Hi Stephy!

[Cittykat27]

@hockeygrl738 You must subscribe to him, he's one of us, Sasha, do it! ♥

[isa2isme]

oh my god. i have that hat.

[LovePeaceMemories]

That hat was in Dare MattG 18 o.O

[gohsttsuki]

when he was saying stuff during the hug, it made me think of Peter Griffin from Family Guy...

[noobster124325]

who else kissed the screen

[ilovesamism]

I'm on Facebook.....

[FreeGirlForLife]

Damnit, I still have hotmail? (x It's retro

[xSarahSeesStarsx]

my mom walked in when i was hugging the laptop while he was going hmm oh yeh... :L

[TorrieAlexandra]

i felt that boner @mattg124

[AveryakaBecky]

WHAT'D I DO?!?!?!?!?!

[xxxSTOMPYx101]

anyone else embrace their computer when he gave his camera a hug?

[ArrivedOnRockets]

I turned to my phone right before he said that, "Look at me."

[MsRootbeer4444]

Ah the awesomely crazy canadian society... 

[NomNomMoNsTeRs1]

I Want Your Hat! ^•^

[PerfectionInLoss]

I was watching this, and then my kitteh bit my hand. =.= So I called him a douche canoe.

[McKManiac]

I hugged my screen, but then my eyes got all wide and I just slowly pulled away...

[SammiiZombie]

hes so cute he always makes me days better

i miss his hair like this

[side128]

right wen i looked at my phone u said "hey dont look over there!" O_o

[mecheyguy]

when i saw the thumbnail i was about to unsubscribe.

[Misery2theArrogant]

i almost cried when i thought he insulted me...but then he gave me a hug so its all good now.

[LaurenMRBrunt]

i felt your erection :)

[PapaRoachAndSkillet]

I still have hotmail :'( my mom won't let me have facebook

[horsesrule54]

epic hair flip!!

[XxRileykinsNicolexX]

did anyone else hug their screen!?.. no just me ohhh ok.. ummm

[Andysixsbestfriend]

@XxRileykinsNicolexX I DID <333

[RawrrrDinosaurable]

youur so hot ahahah

[GothikSecret]

ROFL

[Xxmus1cX1sXl1f3xX]

POCKY<3 Lawlz, Douche Canoe made me die of laughter. XD <3

[XxHatersgunnahatexX]

I gave you a air hug and i imagined you nice and warm and smelling like axe n new baby :) I Love You Too

[cyoachim10]

Damn, I still have hotmail :( I'm so behind!

[LadyAlaKazam]

I hugged my iPod

[Pduv3k]

It's 2012 you douche canoe!

[imaminority4ever]

awh the hat looked cute on you. you totally pull it off :3

[AlesanaSixx]

Maybe I don't have a Facebook 0.0

[Angelkat24]

how many different types of pocky are on your wall?

[alicexx78]

HOW DID HE KNOW I WAS ON FACEBOOK?! :O

[HikaruMinaChan]

I actually hugged the screen then backed away slowly when he said it was just his erection ;__;

[iiMAPRiiNCESS]

He called me cute, and I gave him an Erection. <3 hahah

[MissPurpleKush]

i hugged the computer back....until i felt you all up in my bizz

[yellowchiiick]

iam unsubriebing you

[DinoBabezWTF]

We use douche waffle. c;

[334ben]

thumbs up if you ducked when he pointed at you

[xRAWRx005]

You. Ya you!..... Look very attractive in this video

[DaFlyNerd]

OH, that was UR erection ? Sorry thought it was mine ;D

[hellokittydiscox3]

...I was drinking from a red plastic cup o.o

[oOoTiannaoOo]

1:18 i got scared when he told me to look at him while i was looking at the suggested videos to the side. o__o

[DaFlyNerd]

@oOoTiannaoOo me too o-o

[crazylove625]

@oOoTiannaoOo and how he knew i was on facebook O.e

[TriblendLightning]

@oOoTiannaoOo xD I was looking at your comment.

[skandrielle]

@oOoTiannaoOo dude that happened to mee too and i like checkked my webcam likw wtf!! o.0

[DekuMushScrub]

epic hair flip!!!!!!!!!!!

[rootbeerfloaty3]

Noga higa and MattG u should get ur eyebrow pierced my bro got it

[DarkRubberDucky]

Aw... I have a hotmail account. I'm sad now....

[GummieBearUnicorns1]

Lololol Your awesome Matt

[mikeysrose]

Actually, the pre-roll ad I had to watch was for "How it Should Have Ended". So for once I was quite entertained.

[WildfireKaylee]

Oh God, I was looking at the wall during 1:14 and he said "No, you look me in the eye." Jesus, it scared me xD

[MzEvilPixie]

no no no...Tha-thats just my erextion...thats for you guys... XDD

(I spelt the erextion wrong(?))

[CurtisAlfeld]

I sent this to my brother, and the guy who thinks my name is Ponyfucker

[CurtisAlfeld]

I haven't ever seen Paranormal Activity. I will watch it someday, and giggle at the ghosties. Yea, this video is now about My Little Pony

[InukiUchiha]

POCKY! FTW! :D I love jooooo ♥

[ThePaxton123]

Oh yeah, pocky. :)

[HippyAndMe]

fuck I'm a granmda ><

*gets a gmail*

not anymore suckaaaaaaaaaaaasss [insert evil laugh here]

[FaithBvb6]

ur hot :3

[ztank001]

No I believe that's MY erection.

[worrapsandssor]

"douche canoe" there i quoted the video now shower my comment with upward thumbs:)

[PowdyPengy59147]

Holy crap i just hugged mattg xDDDD

[RhiRainbow]

I looked over there... It was my bed :)

[Razz2497Relinquished]

Thumbs up if u actually hugged the screen :P

[cece7eley]

lol I gave the screen a hug when he did XD

[cottoncandy125]

im going to use the phrase douche canoe on ppl i hate, cause some ppl at work are douche canoes to me when im at work! >:]

[Ikemaster300]

meapsterz Matt rulez

[Ikemaster300]

At first I thought he was actually talking to us through a video until I saw that JoJo was there....... . ________ .

[eddysutton1]

"Thing over there that wasn't important"? An advertisement for cervical cancer.

[MegMcGTV]

Wow fighting over the internet cool or what?

[OldFashionedPimp]

@CjandKaitysMassacre um.your completely retarded. I guarantee I will amount to more than you. I run my own business and am going to college. I'm at least 3 times better looking that this guy. i have a girlfriend. Lots of friends. This all started because me and my friends were watching this video and everyone was like wtf is wrong with all these emo fuck up faggots. and every normal person i've showed this video to agrees that Matt is a fucking douche. So don't ever talk shit about me, peasant

[SoulSongWings]

i noticed you guys dont like tis oldfashionedpimp man...and oh yea. STOP BEING A FUCKING DOUCHE CANOE!!!!!

[YFMEntertainment]

@OLDFASHIONEDPIMP Is a boss! this kid is a fucking faggot pussy bitch 3 zip, yellow teeth, gay straightened hair emo fucking faggot ass motherfucker. All of your pussies that like him should go rot in a shallow grave. You all got fucking trolled hard as fuck and your all pissed. hahahaha he wins ur gay. fuck u all

[iLOVEronnieradkemore]

Thumbs up if you hugged your screen :3

[iheartzombies2012]

I think it's cool how you can tell how old one of his videos is by how many Pocky boxes are on the wall ^.^

[OldFashionedPimp]

i dont wear hats NIGGER FAGGOTS! and if u say arse your a complete fuck up that sounds so gay and in case none of you knew what trolling was.... well yeah you've all gotten trolled, hard, and yes your mad and don't say your not. but for real. the guy in this video should kill himself. but u all r crybaby little 12 year olds who can't take a troll. good day. hahahah

[m8m8c9]

@OldFashionedPimp Please choke on dirt and kill yourself. :) Thank you.

[CjandKaitysMassacre]

@OldFashionedPimp Why the hell would you troll someones videos and tell them to go kill themselves? Are you fucking serious? You act so macho over the computer, yet I bet you're nothing in the real world. If you said something like that to someone in person your fucking teeth would be kicked in and no one would bat an eyelash, because people like you (bullies, idiots, douche canoe) are just scum on this planet that are the unfortunate products of sex that should have never happened.

[CjandKaitysMassacre]

@OldFashionedPimp You probably think you have friends, but I bet no one really WANTS to be friends with a bully or an asshole. Do you think you'll amount to anything in life? I don't think you do. Do you even like yourself? I doubt it. I think you hate yourself and that's why you "troll" other people. You find people that are better looking and more talented than yourself and try to bring them down. I don't think Matt appreciates having to read such bullshit comments. Grow up, and get help

[emokid74134]

@OldFashionedPimp Get a god damn life you cock sucker, by the way, your the one who's the god damn fuck up!!! Because unlike you, Me, and bunch of other people here have lives, and actually are attractive, and I swear, if I ever saw you in person, I'll knock "YOUR" yellow as fuck teeth out, and I'll still have a bunch of people who would back me up just in case you ever pussy your way out of one, just sayin

[BryanLozeau]

@OldFashionedPimp You mus wear your hat slightly askew, don't worry itll be okay! just rotate it 45 degrees to the left or right, depending on which way you think makes you cooler and please take your caps lock off and stop wasting my pixels, Thank You have a nice day

and MattG124, don't worry man we got your back.

[TheRedwolf11]

I still have hotmail...I never even heard of gmail...

[carterjoe2000]

Stop all the fighting If you don't like him don't watch him 'simple as that and keep all negative comments to YOURSELF

[OldFashionedPimp]

I WILL NOT CALM DOWN THIS GUY IS A FUCK UP!

[PRETTYLIGHTS56]

@OldFashionedPimp So? Just move on with your life then.....

[TheHoopingGypsy]

@OldFashionedPimp Go Gett A Life Lol Wtf

[justinbieber101ily1]

Woah woah BRO How da' FRICKKKK did u know I was on faceeeboookkkkkkkkk(:

[Imsoaddicted2you]

@OldFashionedPimp

assholes like you need to learn to keep your bullshit comments like that to yourself! 

[ThePineapplepoodle]

hair- CUTE!!!

[sylviadressel]

It's.. really weird that I actually felt hugged when he hugged the camera. o____o

[FireHeartWarriors]

@sylviadressel ikr? creepy xD

[sylviadressel]

@FireHeartWarriors BUT AMAZING :D

[xxx223xxxx]

i wonder how many people actually hugged the screen :)

[kaylabanick13]

Its really sd becuz my grandma does use hotmail and has a facebook..........

[kinpepzi]

Sometimes I go and crawl into a corner and pretend that I am a potato

[AnthonyGoRawr]

@kinpepzi Sometimes I rip my pubes off and tape it to my chest and make Chewbacca noises.

[maraphernalia]

so. i hugged my computer. and i started to pull a split second before he started talking about his erection. i find this extremely funny.

[theblahblah620]

whenever i watch this video i never have to watch the adds lol

[Amplify2012]

you say stop being a douche whilst looking like that... hypocrite

[GraceKittenPuke]

Your hair in this is fantabulous

[Dodobird2011]

haaha omgee my mom walked in right when you said "You make me sick, you need to stop being a douche canoe..." haha she looked at me funny xD

[Sasura1999]

54 People Are Douche cannoes

[2118crazygirl]

HUGS!!!



[xUnlawfulPingux]

*Goes onto Facebookfanpage* Oh wait, I already liked it :'D

[michmashcrash]

yays gmail is the way to go :)

[sarahjohnston16]

2 13 - 2 26 lol i was hugging my computer and cracking up at the same time lolol

[DerekaDorka53]

Did you have a banana in your pocket or were you just happy to see me? :)

[iamcannibal18]

bareminerals add... DONT BE A DOUCHE CANOE >_____<

[buchholz45]

lol i have hot mail

[XiluvalesanaX]

the preroll add was puss and boots.. and it was entertaining >w<

[SirAustinTV]

thumbs up if you thought he was talking to you lawl

[ILoveMattism]

I had Pocky for the first time today....IT'S FUCKING AMAZING!!!!!

[NikkkiBr00tal]

I've noticed he enjoys hugging his camera in his vids.

[EverybodyStalfos]

Hey fuck you, I use hotmail still. Who cares though, email is pretty much dead.

[courtj11]

I'm liking that fan page just because he knows me so well :')

[rae77022]

i posted this on this girls face book wall and shes gonna yell at me hahahaah omg greatest insult video yet.

[apatoosh31]

get a gmail. thats what all the cool kids are doin XD

[Emilysvlogz]

i actually looked away cuz there was a fuzzy floating in my room and then he said i had to look at him XD coincidence?

[SceneLovesPurple99]

i peed my pants when he said "he's only marrying you for your money, girl"

[codyblackv2]

Me: Google, what is douche canoe

Google: You are douche canoe.

Me:

[OldFashionedPimp]

let's get this straight... your an ugly bastard. you have 3 nasty ass zits on your nose. your teeth are yellow as fuck. your face is pierced 4 times for maximum queerness. you straighten your hair like a girl and you make fun of guys who wear hats? nice... your obsessed with pocky like a 12 year old emo anime girl. and you went to hot topic and saw that faggot ass zombie shirt your wearing and though it was cool... haha my god you are so fucked. Officially the gayest person on YouTube. CONGRATS

[camarogirl32]

@OldFashionedPimp this video is about you .... ARSE HOLE

[camarogirl32]

@camarogirl32 untill the end

[AliceRage1]

@OldFashionedPimp Don't be a douche canoe

[FlyingNinjaSqurril]

@OldFashionedPimp Oh ur a dumb ass that shirt.... the one hes wearing.... its his shirt from one of his videos dumb ass!! And he made this to be funni so u dont have to go all mother fucker on Matt for nothing.! Cuz he was talking to his cat.!

[SceneLovesPurple99]

@OldFashionedPimp you fucker! back off!

[DoubleAA1713]

@OldFashionedPimp ok asshole. that shirt? he made it. those are piercing on his nose. his teeth are pretty white. his piercings? well thats you opinion. alot of guys straighten their hair. im pretty sure if it was its normal texture you would have said something about it then too. pocky is delicious. get over it. emo anime girls, dont eat pocky. and if you want to see the gayest person on youtube? look in the mirror :) quit bein a douche canoe. DOUCHE CANOE!!

[ZoeLouiseeX]

@DoubleAA1713 What did he say? I can't find the comment..

[DoubleAA1713]

@ZoeLouiseeX It's on page 8. It recieved too many negative votes.

[emokid74134]

@OldFashionedPimp hope you enjoyed the video that was dedicated to you hitler :D

[Imsoaddicted2you]

@OldFashionedPimp what is your problem! Matt is an awesome guy, those arnt fucking zits on his nose they're piercings dumb ass, his teeth are perfect, why the hell does it matter if he straightens his hair?? pocky is AMAZING! and he designs his own shirts! If anyybody is a queer it's gotta be you ASSHOLE!!!! you saying he's the 'gayest person on youtube' is only saying he's the happiest person on youtube. God if you hate Matt so much why the hell did you watch his videos?!?!

[OldFashionedPimp]

@Imsoaddicted2you God hates you i hope you die in a car crash you miserable piece of shit fat cunt. OMG i'm so cool my parents didn't love me look at all my piercings and my straightend homo hair! and i cool yet guys? huh? Can i get attention now and make youtube videos to make me feel good about myself? should i hang more empty cardboard boxes on the wall? will that make me cool? Am i not emo enough for all my 12 year old fans who hate there lives?

[LaurelMarieZombie]

@OldFashionedPimp whoa bro. calm down. it's just youtube. o_o

[NomNomJaredLetoX]

@OldFashionedPimp basically i've just been on your channel and you cant actually say anything about matt :L you have 9 subscribers i think you should stop being a jealous dickhead and grow up and actually make videos worth people watching kk p.s you're a dick!

[zttvs]

@OldFashionedPimp shut the fuck up. Its you verses a million Mature fans, And you, One fugly ass bitch who is 32 lives in his moms basement and plays world of Warcraft all day. Who is going to win, Us Or Your shitfuck. Eh, old fashioned cunt.

[m8m8c9]

@zttvs Awh, I like World of Warcraft. :(

[OnlyKatie27]

@OldFashionedPimp yeah, um, i think your're the douche canoe here. if you hate his videos so much dont watch them asshole

[DarkShimmer17]

Hugged my phone. Oh dear.

[MarieMuffin69]

Poor.kitty lol

[CRABZO1]

youu must be drunk

[Miikoong904]

I almost fell asleep watching this video.

[murdochmonkey1]

i just physically hugged my laptop screen...