BIGGEST TURKEY EVER! 11-26-09 - Toby Talk

[girl112791]

Where's the turkey????

[MrsMommalette]

Niceville is 6hrs and 24 minutes away from where I live in fl...

Tobuscus should come visit Tampa. >.>

[LESismore8]

quit preaching in your preacher glasses, sir.

[SkatingPurplePanda]

This was posted on my 13th birthday

[d3d0ne]

that girl is the biggest turkey..

[ByIPHON3]

@d3d0ne yea you re right

[weber40dcom]

ah...well...you as a big turkey we ever see? :-)

[beatrixmonoki]

What the f..ck is this, where is the turkey??!?!

[JMBtv100]

It feels weird watching a video on this channel with out him say darkness redness then whiteness

[Drlb117]

for yhur info i watch videos  on THANKSGIVING!!

[gunmanstunna]

i stab jo

[haserine]

Venus:( RIP

[FromDeathToSalvation]

a little more than 2 years later...

'Cause who watches videos on youtube on Thanksgiving? Let's be honest?

All we did on Thanksgiving was talk about/watch Toby videos as a family :)

[icrissa]

Toby - "..and I'm wearing glasses" me - Oh! hothothothot Toby "shut up!" me- *cries*

[Kire667]

Woah did he say Florida? Would have never guessed someone that 2-famous lived in the same state as I (other than Limp Bizkit and NonPoint of course).

He also acts/sounds strangely like a guy I worked with once named Sal.

[fatjunk444]

@Kire667 He doesn't live in Florida anymore, though. He live in L.A. now.

[everlast19]

and where the F*ck is the gigantic turkey .... :@

[MrMikeadude]

The video still sucks and is deceitful...

[CrazyBaconLover]

I think the reason why this video has so many dislikes is because dumbasses out there actually believed it was about a gigantic turkey! XD

[Bsmartx]

Wow:O Exactly 2 years ago! And Toby is still awesome

[NerdyKoala25]

hthothot

[MrMikeadude]

YOUR VIDEO SUCKS AND MISREPRESENTS ITSELF...THANKS FOR WAISTING EVERYONES TIME

[CrazyBaconLover]

@MrMikeadude If you paid attention to who's video it is, you'd know it's not about some giant, mutant turkey. it's a lazy vlog!!!

[manoj5329]

wer d fuck s d turkey???

[Babes4225]

Gay



[Junior48210]

Seu video é uma merda

[4TruthSearching4]

four eyed loser

[amandapearl2]

I watch videos on the day before thanksgiving....

[TheMikhael999]

WHAT TURKEY IS , BIG 12 ? PLEASE GIVE ME AN ANSWER .... THANKS .

[TITANSMRS]

SHIT vid where is the turkey???????????????

[CmoreBuhts]

wow misleading title,

[x0xsoniax]

wer the fucking turkey 4 eye puto

[Nancy4591]

first lazy vlog??

[loohoo1698]

Hothothothothothothot = You, in glasses.

[DRAMAxMAMA]

#17 What should I send you toby? a hat?

[pollyfog]

watched a fucking ad for this?

[9gobears9]

OMGOMGOMGOMGGG!!!!! THIS WAS ON MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!

[alysianoel]

Happy Thanksgiving Toby! ....even though it's not Thanksgiving... right now.....? Whatever.

[Mikiblue14]

haha I thought you said "Old Fetus" at 0:15

[61ooMoeller]

aaw you're really sweet with glasses Toby!

[RobOMcnugget]

Am I the only one who punched the screen after he said punch buggy?

[ItsTheMarioman]

@RobOMcnugget Yes.

[HamMan6789]

I swear I have your exact plates.

[ChocoCat451]

weeeeeeeeeee

[ChocoCat451]

the food looks good gag gag gag** never mind it looks like crap



[73tonyharrison73]

sandy



[lunarchild89]

Your glasses have a lot of prescription

[flippergibbit]

Aww I love Toby -3

Haters gonna hate

Bitches gonna bitch

[MrGalbator]

fucking idiot!!



[dowlad100]

vey smart. he thinks of other countries, yeah but donate some of ur wealth young man.

[TheEpicSuperFan]

Glasses are hot!

[CherryCheeseDanish99]

 Haha punched u back even though u said no punchbacks!! Haha Mosackra!!!

[thesixthhokage98889]

lol, niceville florida where its nice all the time and it never rains and the weather is always a balmy 72 degrees and nobody steals and live is nice, the end.

[Katniss836]

You r sooooooo stoopid. Clearly your in in your twenties and still living with your parents and all you do all day is make youtube video!s Plus WHERE IS THE TURKEY!. GET A LIFE!

[kaideka]

@Katniss836 he doesn't live with his parents and he actually works really hard to entertain people ! do you think that actors do more than act and learn lines ? he actually writes all the script in his videos, acts and does all the editing ! so please don't hate. 

[ChessWild]

@Katniss836

1. C to the!

2. he now gets paid like $200 a week for making youtube videos, so he obviously got something right!

3. spelling

4. only sad people say the bad things

Bye! :)

[StalkinYoMum]

G A CAPITAL FUCKING Y YOU DEAD SHIT FUCKING ARAB CUNT

[okissituk]

where's the freakin' turkey!?

you're not turkish are you guys?

[cindyirene2001]

Oh gosh. My name is Cindy. XD

[076238599]

Are you a freakin MORMON or WHAT? WHERE THE FUCK IS THE BIRD you fag gay gay faggoty gay ffag

[tinabeaner004]

@076238599 u mad bro?

[RoDeathcold]

where is the fuckig turkey motherfucker with ugly glasess!

[tinabeaner004]

@RoDeathcold u mad bro?!

[mesuhlikemusic]

Haha... Never knew you were such a nerd. You changed so much. You now have a nice house with nice things and a yard and a bunch of multicolored TOBUSCUS shirts... and, there was one other thing.. ? Oh ya.. JUSTINE!

You probably thought dirty thoughts about her way back in these days. But now, you have her. :)

Nice catch, sir. Don't mess it up. ...I know people.

[MrJunior1229]

look the only fukkn reason i saw ur gay fukkn video is cuz i thought there waz a big turkey.pinche wero pendejo

[unfinished8kt]

TOBY!!! I didn't know you had a dad! you never talk about him but now i know. and knowing is half the battle

[ftlPhysicsGuy]

Do you ever look back at comments from a vid you posted over a year ago?

Oh well, I just ran across your vids yesterday and started going back through your older blogidios--can't believe that's not on Urban Dictionary--AND I ran across this one.

You're family's from Niceville? I live in Fort Walton Beach. Why do you care? You really have no reason to, but I thought it was cool--it's a small world, and all that. Of course that comes from a totally different part of Florida. But ANYWAY...

[EbrittanyAmaral]

I watch YouTube on every holiday mostly because my little cousin always fallows me and bothers the hell out of me so I lock myself in my room with my ipod

[X101Andy]

-.- thumbnail tricked me...faggot

[196Beaver]

Holy.... You have changed a lot toby :D

[L0U27]

FUCKIN IDIOT!! WHAT  TURKEY?? FUCKK u

[Epic360Gamer]

@L0U27 dude dont hate on toby. just because you are mentally disturbed and actually care about the biggest friggin turkey doesnt mean you have to take it out on other people...especially not toby. so either set your mind straight of gtfo the internet and stop hating.

[kirakiralovely2014]

poor venus...

[InfiniteTestings]

TOBUSCUS!

[vaidyavj]

u mother fucker...i am talking about biggest turkey but this is all about your fucking talks..bloody hell..bull shit

[drizzt0909]

im going to make a donation for your sis in the near future. i just have to wait for my next paycheck :)

[pdobrinov]

It would be amazing to be in your family.

[iisdan]

/watch?v=Yuy6MzwbDcM

[Nieves57]

Happy Thanksgiving Toby

[ericsimaginaryfriend]

Damn Toby said "no punch back", and right when i was going to punch my computer screen too D:

[nacht98]

I rather want the Biggest Turkey....come on!!

[spike6sic6]

Gravy is brown, not white....at least in my dimension.

[CRlSTO]

@spike6sic6 gravy is purple in my dimension

[brettwernicke]

I subbed and didn't receive my turkey :'(

[joshofsouls1993]

i have to admit... if i were gay,you'd be the first person i would molest!

[blarf001]

I give Thanks for Tobuscus videos - oops, I mean TobyTurner videos.

[HolyApplesauce]

u have a tall shadow!!!

[itarfer]

how many dogs do you have?

[izzyfeb1999]

2 i think

[itarfer]

@izzyfeb1999 no, i think its 3

[jadepowerranger]

isn't it "slug bug" not "punch buggy" WTF!

[1TreeHGirl]

@jadepowerranger Its punch buggy where I'm from...maybe its just easy coasters that say that?

[falltoearth24]

That's exactly what I thought about the other day but my friends called me a downer lol

We absorb ourselves in food on thanksgiving but sometimes forget that some people can't afford it

It's a wonderful holiday if you realize what you are thankful for and don't take it for granted!!!

I hope you had a wonderful turkey day :)

[KHill7771]

ya you're really hot in glasses

[zapyds]

hey your glasses is cooler than mine woot

[GNoodle]

Damnit I had Thanksgiving in October and this video made me SO HUNGRY.

[rorose132]

Toby, you are one good looking guy.

[idontfart]

omg! thank YOU for the new channel! I was just wondering how i would get more toby in my life. prayer answered!!

[wtfps3pwnsxboxlol]

no toby you peace off! or is it piece? well anyway p off, until you make your next video which i will watch :D

[bellamuerte022]

holy crap. glad ur dads ok. thats a mighty dent. LOL that reminds me of this car that i saw that got TOTALED by this semi on the highway... o.o person was covered with a sheet inside the car... that was a pleasant car ride... ;-;

[Kanameonigiri]

YAY!!! Vloggy thing! Hope your Thanksgiving was awesome!

I like your glasses!

[TessenX]

Hope you had a good one Toby :D

I celebrated mine last month, oh us silly Canadians, celebrating a month early :P lol XD

mmmm...gravy, yummers ^O^

[Hendricks56]

post more guitar videos

[DianaH18]

love the eyeglasses!

[xoSushi]

You look hawt in glasses! :D

[dcallstar51]

Are you trying to copy CTFxC??

[HelloKittyTime]

Ahhh, the first time I watched this it was all sped up and took about 15 seconds to get through. Then I clicked replay and it worked correctly.

[Pits2pal]

when u said punch buggie i punched my screen no lie lol

[RemTheMulatto]

Peace off? Is that like a combination between peace out and piss off?

[xWr3stlinxGurrlx]

you're smexy with glasses on<3

[xaimeeoreillyx]

Is that ur niece with the 2 sided pillow mattress !!! =) lol

[hannahaful]

your so cute.

[RockrLegend]

Is that the same niece who received a Wii from you, like in the description of your video 'Everyday (The Wii is gone)'?

Yes, I am that dedicated/sad.

[chrislove4]

that 1 girl was hot

[k1dguy78]

im English so no thanks from me!

[champagneslyd]

im canadian im on the tube on tg,,,,have a happy one,,,,,dont ferget to give them theyre share of ur pay

[Azoicum]

anarchists are the cutest

don't forget your contraceptive pill, Toby

[SkidMarks397]

whoa! you live in florida?? me too!!!!!! i live in miami

[lemon13k]

please please PLEASE put more lisp/camp voice in your videos!!!!!!!!

[Mrcabe]

If we'd have thanksgivin in here finland, it would be just another reason to drink your liver off. LOL!

[Bsherrill]

Food looks delicous, I'm going to go eat now.

[linas328]

i'm too poor to afford food for thanksgiving , cause i got nothing to thank for...and we dont have this holiday anyway.I spent my last money to extend the internet and write this message!

[ph0t0g1rl]

You're super hot with glasses on. Talk nerdy to me!

[Book5550]

Who watches YouTube on Thanksgiving?

I do, but I'm from Sweden and don't celebrate it :P

[TwoFloorsUp90]

Haha thanks. Now you made me feel like a loser for watching a youtube vid on thanksgiving. And it's the ONLY one I watched today and it's ONLY thanksgiving for 16 more minutes. Thanks a bunch.

[crystal2504]

So nerdy!!! bahaha Nerds are the cutest.

[corpsechild]

And a very merry thankstobysgiving it was.

[antoniosjourney]

Dude...all joking aside...thank you for makin' me smile. You crack me the hell up.

[quietcloak]

I give thanks to Toby for making me hungry all over again!

[maddogtjones]

I'm canadian and we had thanksgivin last month so we watch youtube vids today ... man I wish we had thanksgivin every month ... i need me some turkey, come on Christmas!!!!!!

[Triggnarok]

well toby, my thanksgiving was great. I ate some food, saw ninja assassin, and I also wanted to thank you for being the only person to leave a comment on my channel. yeah, that's right. you're the ONLY person who has left a comment on my channel. now I don't think you watched any of my videos, but that's not important. what's important is that you left a comment on my channel. thank you for that. and thanks for thanksgiving because now I will always have something to eat for the next week or so.

[cyberboy855]

Hey Toby, how's your sister been since the house fire?

[TobyTurner]

Oh man... bad. I'm gonna make a vid about it

[ph0t0g1rl]

She's been doing bad? That's terrible! I donated a little to her. I hope things get better for her soon.

[cody0702]

@TobyTurner

[honeybeeissa]

Hope you had a wonderful Thanksgiving! you look so cute with glasses!<3 *sigh*

[JaqiTyler]

i do! i watch vids on thanksgiving lol

[burningsquash]

i tried to punch back, but i just broke my computer monitor. I HATE YOU TOBYYYYYYY!!!!

[Tomb3Raider]

Five stars for glasses!!!

<3

Love ya!

Ashley.

[Althalus1990]

canadians watch videos on youtube on american thanksgiving! xD

[Argarna]

woo number 100! btw happy thanksgiving for whenever it was (sorry im English so i don't know) hope you had fun and stuff xx

[lolroflbbq20]

toby do u live in miami or jacksonville

[MtwFilms]

your neice look like my neice...

[tnytotoro]

I totally punched the screen. So, you're it.

[wollffeey]

Niceville represent! I love this town so much.

Looks like you got an awesome dinner, Toby. :D

[42Tabitha42]

It's so sunny there. I'm jealous!!

Happy Thanksgiving :)

[NataOtum]

We Canadians already had Thanksgiving, so I consider this Video late by Canadian Standards!

[alvaro1121]

Dude, your gay voice is soooooo funny :D

[tiedye725]

Mr. Turner, I beg you to reconsider the fact that people on youtube don't watch videos on youtube. You see, Excessive Eating + Boredom = Lack of Movement. Lack of Movement= Internet. Internet= Youtube. Youtube =Thanksgiving.

[UncleBym]

You're lucky that some of us watch vids on Thanksgiving! *grin* Nice spread "Ewe Capitalist pig-dog, ewe" I love the new sketch that you're running! Very creative! Thanks for being there Toby! I wish you and yours the best...Be well! *grin*

[Frostgun]

What's Thanksgiving all about? I understand it's got something to do with Pilgrims and turkeys.

[tekinak007]

eeeek, has youtube really become the only place people visit on the intermawebs?

Google (or another search engine) is your friend.

[Frostgun]

It's cause I don't really care enough to find out for myself :P

Same with halloween, pointless to me.

[tekinak007]

heh, yet you comment and watch these things.

Bringing a whole new meaning to stupid. Technically you have already put in more effort doing this than finding the information yourself. Would have been less key strokes and less mouse clicks.

Technically, if its pointless for you, why even ask? Asking IS trying to find out. Again, whole new meaning to stupid.

[Frostgun]

Great job at trying to pick fights.

I still think this is more fun than sitting on google and reading shit, when you can write with other people on here.

AND I just enjoy youtube, that's all.

[wowiwantthat]

MERRY THANKSGIVING

[ChowakeePsycho]

I watch videos on YouTube because we really don't do much on Thanksgiving.

[3SHORTBUS3]

omg you made me dizzy, toby D:

[Merqinrye]

hey toby, happy american thanksgiving from canada, :D

[ssurjap]

Happy Thanksgiving, Toby. Hope you had a nice one.

[flyonthewaffle]

How cool would that be, to be related to Toby freakin' turner.

Oh hell yes.

[Lukie99]

Four eyes.

Is your whole family comprised of women besides you and your dad?

[Lukie99]

Uh, no.

I meant comprised, not compromised.

Nice fail at being a smart-ass.

[lilaboc00]

did you say phil florida?

[wowiwantthat]

i thought he said happyville florida l0l

[poopjacos]

wow happy thanksgiveing

[TheDarksEmpyrean]

Happy Thanksgiving buddy

[KH3fan101]

people who are waiting for half the food to come ( my mom's makng half the food someone who is coming OH LOOK SHE'S HERE! is bringing the other half ) watch videos on youtube because they are hungry and bored.

[WolfmotherSongs]

venus.... beg for your pets

[pdkent2000]

Thanks Toby for showing us your Thanksgiving Day

[chaintheguardien]

not thanksgiving in England yay i hate family gatherings lots of people i don't like trying to talk to me about stuff i really couldn't give two short sticks about

[SakuraCerulean92]

:)

ehhehheh it is a sad holiday eh? XD

[trickyfeet]

I can play the trumpet.

[SatiricalThylacine]

Looks like you have fun... I abandoned my family this season XD

They all went to X. I went to Z.

[CrashProductionz]

back at yah

[dodgysingh]

everyone seems to have glasses

[03nadsanta]

canadians watch youtube videos on thanksgiving, foooool!!!! duh

[USSeal1945]

nice video

[minxamo]

mine was non-existant