California (a quick guide)

[morphix007]

i'll go to us america one day

[GoetzimRegen]

was there something about california,

yes the water of the hoover embarkment is dwindling because the rain of the region were overestimated. so for the hinterland there is a very shiny and dry future, the same reason swept around 0.6-1.0 ka before now an indian civilisation away.

but beside all this, a funny and worth living state.

[Dorito69]

Ive seen that picture of the California girls before... but where....

[zipdoodah]

I'm watching this video, and I'm thinking she reminds of someone, but who? Then it hits me. Cameron Diaz. Imagine Cameron with brown/brunette hair. See what I mean?

[ACTORDAVIDTRAN]

Lmao you're hilarious. Reminds me of those Tales of Mere Existence videos. Love it.

[ACTORDAVIDTRAN]

PS I'm not a perve, but I think I looked away from your eyes for a second there. Sorry.

Wait a sec, rewinding,... no wait, that was the camera, nevermind. Hitting discard button... D'oh!

[bobmon54]

There are 4 states in cal - Socal,Central cal(lots of catlle excrement and agreculture were your ilegals work so you can have 99cent salads- coast is cool here also,Nor cal ends slightly above SF like Fort Bragg acrcoss to Susanville- lots of peophiles and prisons- good economic growth.Then where I live Far-Norcal sometimes mistaken with Oregon- lots of lakes- a few white supremists- coast is cold and always foggy- gets hot inland but has great lakes- girls get wild- why not- it's boring.

[GrimDiamond]

jesus i would move to california if i could meet you :)

[orchid618]

i love the use of paint. im subscribing!

[thisismyblog]

Great monologue there!  Good luck!

[C1oudslimit]

you suck go nor cal

[ThePurpleHarpoon]

I think the deciding factor is gonna probably come down to the cost of living.

If I can get a jar of pickled onions cheaper in New York, then that's where I'd choose.

[califbeachtoads]

BWAAAAHHHAAAAAA!!! *slow retarded clap* for anyone who thinks California is ANYTHING like what they show on TV or in the movies. It USED to be 30 years ago. They should close our border to AZ, Mexico, NV, and Norcal and put up a giant "NO FKING VACANCY, assholes" sign. In small print below it says "yeah, get the hell back to wherever the hell you came from and STOP trying to overcrowd the state cuz you think its cool to live here." Go to New York PLEASE. There, I said please, now GO!

[taylorsroe]

this subscribed me to you!

[assfaceg]

heyyy, I'm from norcal, those were some broad generalizations about us

SF ROCKS!!!, soooo much better than LA

[martyelm]

LMAO PETER PAN

[oralom]

Man. I haven't watched your movies for a while. I had some net trouble. I totally agree with you. On everything. By the way your still looking just as beautiful as ever.

[rusernamesimportant]

yay for california!

[christinibeani]

Haha, this was hilarious. I'm thinking about going to Cali this summer. :]

[zxxinyoface]

what shes trying to say is that she wants to get into phils pants

[AllyRenee]

Lol, I loved that.. You rock Jesse.. Ignore the idiot haters who have nothing better to do than pick on people they'll never meet because they hate themselves more than anyone else. I think you're great and that's all that matters. :)

[jessebearwear]

Aww thanks Allision :]

And yea, the haters don't get to me, they are annoying but I don't take their comments seriously.

[gatorgeek1]

OMFG your face is messed UP

[me67063]

I thought she was really pretty.

[mercedes75]

anyone can be really pretty if they wear the right make up and get their hair done right. Like anywhere, it's rare to find a natural beauty.

[peterb1968]

If no one wore makeup then we would be used to it and you can see ppl as they are and like what you see.

[me67063]

I agree.

[backatclass]

If you move to Orange County, inland a little, the housing is cheap and you are just minutes from the beach, if you are into this.

[bubblyheather2006]

haha girl that was so funny!

Pismo is my fave...not big but beautiful

[tbsbaby16]

sorry norcal beats socal out of your stinky water.

[mercedes75]

Yeah I have to agree there. I like a lot of SoCal but it's turned into Northern T.J. and the people FROM there are props.

[Jaydee604]

check out my channel for some sexy videos !!

[yourworstnightmare51]

The Bay Area has lots of diversity and cuture, lots of food, we're near San Fransisco. Not to mention that there is tons to do, and the people are really nice. And, you'll never have to worry about snow!

[FunnyThingActually]

hm.. well I'm gona have to go with NY. Not quite up state but upper state works. Manhatten sucks so dont go there. I think you'd get a lot of inspiration for comedy from the idiot people there too lol. you'd prob fit in better in Cali though b/c you seem like a smart guy. So...I'm pretty sure that helped zero. I couldn't even decide. good luck lol

[yourworstnightmare51]

I like the way you think, FunnyThingActually.11 Oh and Phil, good luck!

[FunnyThingActually]

i'm just a smart ass lol

[AntonioTheGreat]

California is too expensive thats why i move when 18 to Eugene Oregon...where theres beautiful forests that surround the city and the air is fresh not like L.A or bay area.

[blazedup06]

Oregon fucking ROCKS! Eugene is the shit!

[rosebud4jc]

Great video. I love the transition music.

[4monkiman4]

if he wants to live cheaply and on a tight budget its definately N.Y, if he can afford a car and has a bit to spend then CA is the place for him.

[DieFinsternis]

.. NY or CA.. WI ftw eternally the dairy state.

[Cyclonebg]

Loved it!

[tjmuller]

I live in new york. NY sucks... taxes suck A LOT, it rains all the time, it snows all the time. If you go to any school in NY you'll see kids with t-shirts on that say "California". If you go to school in California do you see kids on with shirts that say "New York"? NO! Why? Cause NY sucks!

Cal > NY. Arnold is #1

[Cyclonebg]

How can it both snow and rain all the time?

[tjmuller]

Oh, it does.

[CIPPALA]

American idiot

[lee797]

Er, having an austrian nazi as governor isn't exactly my cup of tea but I think sxephil should not move to NY OR Cal, he should move somewhere that has no internet access (maybe the moon?)

[redtail1970]

Cool video. I'm voting against you, but cool video! :)

[sxephil]

Thanks for the video response Ms J. I definitely like alot of things about CA.  The only thing Im worried about now is housing costing around $1200 a month. So we'll see hehe

[jessebearwear]

1200 a month? Where do you plan on moving? My rent will be 600 a month when I move to my apartment in June (4 bedroom/2 bath, shared with 3 others of course). BTW, thanks for subscribing!

[jerryma]

cool

[pvampire]

Hey the state chamber of commerce should use your video in thier national ad campain, that was great!

[jessebearwear]

Haha, that put a smile on my face, thanks.

[VivaToddVegas]

OK, that was kind of cool... I'm going to have to check out more of your vids. Of course CA can't complete with Las Vegas, but LA and Vegas are so close to each other, you basically get a two-for-one when you move to either.

[Mittopotahis]

xD I love your MS Paint job.

SoCal is a cool word. I didn't get what it meant until you mentioned NorCal. :P

I've been to California! It's an awesome place. Disneyland rocks.

[drew20to]

lol good job. You people in CA are as dum as shit.

[jessebearwear]

It's "dumb"

[drew20to]

Thank's i was binge phsehious

[nikdanbro]

If I could go to america.

it would either be Canada~ or~ California~

[Mittopotahis]

Hahaha, an American would kill you for calling Canadia apart of America. :P

And a Canadian would kill me for calling their country Canadia. :D

[Majpain007]

Easy choice by me, California.

I was born in Cali near LA. Didnt live in a great area but Cali was a great place. Much much more opportunities In Cali than NY. Besides that NY is expensive as HELL.

Btw Jesse great vid it was funny.

[enoent]

Ha! That was fantastic. Except, I don't think anyone actually calls it "NorCal". And really, it's pretty nice up here. I mean, besides the bridge, even.

[micahnd12]

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[tylermanchesteruntd]

yum.... plus the video was cool lol

[Smola1022]

wow did you say chillax? unexpected but delightful...but why so adamant about sxephil moving to socal? ;]

[AllyRenee]

I smell jealousy.

[davefarber]

Not to sound like a pig, but if you point the camera there where the shirt says California, ANY guy would move there....

But I agree, California is WAY better than NY... Hands Down... 100%.... but I haven't been to either of them.... J/K. Lol.

[jessebearwear]

Ugh, I pointed it above my chest, my shirt isn't even a v neck..

[pzottolo]

Have to agree, then disagree. I grew up in San Diego, then moved to NY, then moved to Berkeley. CA is definitely better than NY, and SoCal weather definitely is more temperate than NorCal, but...meh. SoCal is so...SoCal. Chill, yes, but...NorCal is a little less bucolic, is all I'll say. Otherwise, SoCal rules.

[fefeisbored]

lol pretty funny

[TheGermarz]

Did you say Schwarzenegger is a "Switzer"? First: These guys are called Swiss. Second: He is from Austria not from Switzerland. ;-)

[jessebearwear]

I said "Schwarzenegger versus Spitzer," as in, Eliot Spitzer, the governor of New York.

[TheGermarz]

Sorry. I´m no native English speaker. Don´t want to offend you.

[jessebearwear]

No worries, you didn't offend me, I was just clarifying what I said.

[TheEndWillCome07]

u need a good fuck

[Edustin]

LMAO awesome vid!

[mochan42]

Hello Tijuna!! hahaha. You have persuaded me. XD

[owenbigpinekey]

jess ive been to both and i agree with you 100%. california rocks, well actually anything does compared to wisconsin. keep up the great videos.