Jesus Christ - The Musical

[kratos25thecool]

reminds me of Steve Kardynal xDD

[TheSarahliiiii]

XD

[blade888blade]

I think that idiot who probably should be paying for stupidity committed terrible poor men who have no culture or values if you do not kill me makes him the actor and begins to fuck

[eileengoth]

do it again lol

[rocketsofthetinker]

fucking arabs

[lgpphmr]

huahusahusasahuhsausauhuhsasau­hsa

ashuahsusahuashusahsauhsauhsau­sah

ahusahusahusahusashauhsuahsuah­shs

MTOOOOOOOOOO BOM!!!!!

[kevin14455]

ahhahaaa albekos calm down! ! this video is great! jesus wont "came down" to bit us!..hahahaaa

[wasap31]

it's great!!!

[albekoz]

this is not a good humor..even in islam humiliation jesus is a sin..you christians are realy out of control.prophets are holy do not use them with your silly jokes

[blaisebeer]

This UnHoly, Horrible , Disgusting Anti-Jesus Video will Damn you "All to HELL"..........Oh wait a minute "I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF!!!! Hilarious

[piippolanpatu]

what is the name this song?

[Fallrider]

I will survive, I think it's a gay-rights song? Correct me if I'm wrong.

[outlawz3]

haaaaaaaaa i like this motherfucker hahahaha

[outlawz3]

hahahaha god damn this gets better every time hahahaha lets see him get up after that

[outlawz3]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHA this is almost as funny as the video.

[Chrisgopher64]

Bus!

[frogamigo]

The part in the loincloth is funny, the rest is okay.

[RFRANSAN]

ha ha ha ha ha ha nice one dude....we all gonne go to the nearest hell ya'll....ha ha ha that was funny....

[martynblackburn1977]

BRILLIANT!!!!

[Karlisofi]

jajaja esta chistoso

, divertido

jaja

[Silversfire]

This video was really funny.

I'm catholic, and I thought it was hilarious! Didn't offend me in any way.

[azekthi95]

THIS SHIT MADE ME ROFL MAD FUNNY

[macit5]

şarlatan peygamberle dalga geçersen

böyle çarpılırsın,

isa da Allah ın peygamberidir,

peygamberlere saygılı olacaksın,,,,

[pywacket4]

hahahaha i am an athiest and i showed this to my Roman-Catholic friend. He laughed more than i did. Get over your-god-squaddly-selves.

[crookshark]

mmmmmmm jesus meat. i like mine rare.  with a nice cup of wine to wash it down please.

[Mariowillsurvive]

THIS VIDEO IS NOT FUNNY AT ALL!!!!

I'M FLAGGIN' THIS SHIT! GO TO HELL YOU GOTHIC PERSON!!!

It looks gay as well.

[krobelous]

i dont know if i should laugh or not because his using the name of jesus but...i like the fact when he got hit by the bus nyahahaha

[macat73]

THE CONSPIRACY BEHIND THIS VIDEO IS REVEALED. JUST CHECK MY NAMES IN THE OTHER VIDEOS.(jesus musical, jesus the musical (he will survive), jesus - i will survive)

[Mariowillsurvive]

FUCK YOU MATE!!!!!!

[Ruk13]

This was amazingly funny.And whoever is angry about this video shouldn't watch it. I don't know if there is a god or not but don't force your beliefs on other people. I think its a representation of humor that wasn't meant to be disrespectful towards religious people, its just here for people who want to laugh at a guy in his underwear running through LA. He might look like a Jesus look-alike but its really up for people decide. He could just be a guy with a beard and long hair in a robe. ^_^

[XxXRoOyXxX]

jajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja­jajajajajajajajaja se pasan de verga xd xd xd

[jomama510]

This is one of the funniest videos I have ever seen. Everyone needs to calm down. God is laughing too, I promis.

[noguera30]

jajjajajajjaja. Holy jetruck!

[neep1z]

5 stars. awsome

[sacranite]

I puked

[Fredman5551]

OMG! did thar bus really hit him?!

[penguin1544]

this vid never gets old!

[didz1990]

Excellent. Top class very funny. Well done

[zbordenoapte]

Lenin loves you ! Come, people ! Let's get rid of the big infamy named "religion" ! Let's make a new era of Homo Sovieticus ! Or, in your language, A New World Order ! Let's fight !

[lavakava]

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha....­....dude this is the funniest vid ever!!! (no disrespect to the REAL messiach)

[ariel1119]

Can anyone tell me what is the song's tittle? I love it.. Thanks :)

[Thalarctusmaritimus]

By odin's beard!

Oh shit... I mean "Sweet Baby Jesus"!

[prettyful77]

omg did that really happen?????

[AsianInvasion96]

did he actually die?

[alex0002tw]

no , he still alive

[zbordenoapte]

How about strawberries ? I like strawberries too ...

[zbordenoapte]

I like eggs, by the way ... hmmm, are you really from Japan ? I thought people there have more respect for the others. What did I say ? "If you are an atheist, this video makes you feel smarter." It's just an illusion, trust me ! ;-)

[zbordenoapte]

Yeah ... I forgot that. Being from Japan does not mean that you are a buddhist. Satisfied ?

[zbordenoapte]

And save your energy for the buddhist people ! This is not your place. No offence !

[zbordenoapte]

Well ... come back when you have something smart to say.

[zbordenoapte]

Oh, I can assure you that I have humour. And people into my country make stupid jokes too. AceyBlade, you should learn that civilization does not mean that everything is allowed. How about laughing about our own mothers ? Ha, ha, ha, right ? Our mothers are soooooo funny and stupid, right ?

[zbordenoapte]

I am wondering what makes you laugh in the first place. Change the title, put on him some other clothes. It will be funny, but not like that. Why ? Because laughing at your own values is masochistic, if you say you are christian. If you are an atheist, this video makes you feel smarter. Go on, laugh !

[Shmiggle2000]

you idiots its justa joke evan god has a sence of humor

[worldxgame]

this video is bullshit

stupid americans isn't funny

[Kelsey904B]

>:( i h8 people who take d mick out ov jesus it was funny but cruel

[alamfan]

it's soo funny hahaha crasy video !!!

[MGZolyn]

ewe, that was nasty. jesus needs to put some clothes on!

[bahamiangirl]

LMFAO

[dartviadust]

that is funny shit

[mansony]

whos that circle S:

[chrisygta4life]

if your watchin chek out my vid chef choclate salty balls

[anthony12156]

OH NO NOT JESUS NOOOOOOOO

[buttsgolor]

funny but could of been longer

[J4cKKI]

lol

[taiiito]

no pueden ser mas IMBECILES los wnes tontos rqliaos son puros paos qliaos sin vida ke no tenen naaa mejor ke hacer ke burlarse de jesus no po wn too mal comprense una vida

[zbordenoapte]

Stop saying about hell, please ! I respect my religion and I don't make fun about Jesus. That's all. Try to imagine this: you love someone, and one day an idiot makes an insulting movie about that person, pretending to have fun. You wouldn't laugh.

[AceyBlade]

Yes, I would. Though, I understand where you're coming from. It's pretty hard to take anything with humour when you have that four meter iron bar up your arse... sideways.

[JFHProductions]

So I guess everyone who laughs at this is gonna go to hell then, even though Jesus died to redeem everyone's sins, and laughing at this does not say that you don't believe in him. That makes a lot of sense.

[zbordenoapte]

"God thinks this is as funny as 90% of america does" - first of all I don't care about what movies are preferred by 90% of America, I am not an american, and second I'm not sure about those 90%, ... see, I have no access to this type of secret information; I am just a poor man who thinks that some values should be respected ...

[zbordenoapte]

"I am a pretty strong Christian" - the Inquisition people thought the same about themselves ...

"i almost pissed my pants laughing" - forgive me if I can't piss my underwear, probably this is required in order to express the appreciation about this video

[zbordenoapte]

"u think god gives a shit aBOUT THIS? if he did, it wouldnt have been made in the first place" - JFHProductions, you don't believe what you are trying to say. Every man is free. If some people want garbage, then it is not a problem for God - let them have garbage...

[stracinsrt4]

Well, I'm glad the bus stopped it.

[JFHProductions]

this is hilarious. u fuckin prudes need to lighten up. u think god gives a shit aBOUT THIS? if he did, it wouldnt have been made in the first place

[To1done]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[frosbel]

Devil Incarnate @ angeltoxic

[UNhappyDarknezz67]

this video is totally shameful,disrespectful,disgust­ing,and gay.whoever made this sure is going to hell

[Colddirector]

It made me lol, scream at me all you want, it's not gonna change the fact that I lol'ed

[derm3000]

This video is a disrespect for ALL the CATOLICs ! ! !

[scottishkid94]

are you a catholic

[OntZ]

this video is disrespectful to all of Christianity! Catholicism is not the only Christian religion on this planet, you know...

[talonprime515]

LOL i love this video its so funny, very well done when he gets hit by that bus

[Menkomman]

Yeah not funny your atheist prick, why are all atheists pricks? You know why cause they dont understand faith.

Besides the Christian community outnumbers them, they are a minority who are outspoken.

[roedway932]

funny.. but still..

[zbordenoapte]

I repeat : this video is not art, maybe is funny for you, but behind it are just a couple of men who enjoy throwing with shit at other people's belief.

[zbordenoapte]

"you disgust me :(" - maybe angeltoxic is your friend, or ToaXP is just angeltoxic with another id

Ok, guys, this video is not about art, not about comedy, and not about making something funny. It's about spitting on my religion. I don't care, mr. ToaXP, if you are an atheist, buddhist, voodoo-priest or just a wanderer asking himself about the meaning of life. Believe what you want, believe in Darwin, it's not my problem. Respect the others, and you will have my respect.

[zbordenoapte]

Ok, ToaXP, some advice though : "go and get a life" - please, use another set of words, this is a little obsolete, no offence, my english isn't good either, I know that, but at least you should try to be more creative

"it's ppl like you" - I think more than 33% of the world population is like me ...

"who believe in something you can't prove" - oh, I must find that mathematical demonstration for you, sir

You just have a problem with christianity, it's obvious.

[txwtxwtxw]

nice=). But insulting.

[MonkeyOctober]

If they do one with Satan and Allah,then that would be hilarious.This kicks ass.

[zbordenoapte]

Terms of Use / 5. User Submissions / point C : In connection with User Submissions, you further agree that you will not:(iii) submit material that is ... ,defamatory ,...

One of the most representative religions of the civilised world, and a YouTube uploader without dignity or at least something good in his 23 years old head. It is more than disgusting ...

[ToaXP]

go and get a life. it's ppl like you who believe in something you can't prove. you disgust me :(

[ToaXP]

lol the message under me is for zbordenoapte:

p.s. great video

[XxWassupxX]

Hahaha hilarious!!!

[FabioThePianist]

Lol very funny!

[Chii24]

o.o

[masterkiller49]

ahahaha nice

i will survive PAAAFFFFFFF

[amcfrmdastart]

though its not dat funny

[ajms6]

ROFL!!!!!!!! nice

[zimgaz]

that was....scary. im scared.

but it was funny

[lcee1690]

brilliant

[Dah3llboy]

Nice.

[StefanoBrasil]

jesus crap

[basd7]

he will revive anyway.

[Insanity624]

...

I didn't see that coming 0.o

[omfgmatty]

hahahahahahahah this is so fucking hilarious.

i don't know why everyone gets so offended when they watch this. thats not even what jesus looks like. jesus is black. DUH.

[bamslapper]

well done Son, Living and laughing with no concern for the flesh. I am certain Jesus himself would have a chuckle. He certainly loved to dance and laugh at death.

[Sephymuffins]

ROFL!

[mt1199]

Jesus Christ!NO!!

[Stonewalldod]

ye, the consaquenses are that YOUR god will love you more

[larryesp]

This is ridiculous blasphemy! Whoever are involved in creating, uploading and laughing on these videos, will surely go to an agonizing pain and then to hell.

[Stonewalldod]

hell has got to be more fun than heavan

[toolateforcofee]

I don't know if Jesus disapproves of this, but if he does, thankfully he is a forgiving God.

[ajms6]

there isnt such thing as heaven or hell, its just a bunch of crap to try and make the world a better place. well the truth is, christianity is making the world worse and creating a bunch of fuckin wars. get over it

[Khatreenah13]

lol... wow, that was great!

[GULLYGUS]

How would the world react if it was mocking Mohammad or any other false prophet or unproven religion? Why is it ok to mock Christians when their faith is the only one that will get you the ticket to heaven? I hope it's still funny when your in hell.

[EthanRo]

This is one of the few clips on youtube that made me laugh for ten mins striaght. Good Job.

[kimrojas]

wow this is the best clip i heard about jesus

it help me laugh the hell out of me

but it doesn't mean i don't care about jesus

[knnthtoh]

Hey! **** U man! U know all chirstians would be angry with u if u post it?

Anyway, i admit it was funny.

[sakuraharunokun]

so with catholics and i'm pissed off shit you think i won't be mad i don't care if this is a joke it's still cruel to some peoples religon

[Barbaricfellow]

Get real people! I cant believe the fuzz! As if there is nothing else going on.... You better get offended by what your political leaders do in the name of "Democracy" (??) and Christianity!

But i guess killing hundreds of thousaints for oil and imperium-building while at the same time pray every night go hand in hand.Instead we get offended by a clip on internet..

[MiriaMiriaM]

Dont make fun of jesus

[kimrojas]

O c'mon admit it that it made u laugh too

[cherina58]

I never laughed at this one and I know MiriaMiriaM didn't too. unless if it was a lie. So my point? This isn't funny at all.

[chesterlk20005]

hahaha funny video

[DorianDaemon]

Orthodox Sucks,Muslim Sucks... Nothing ftw

[DiegoVHH]

Actually what this video shows is that if you mock Christ, He will run you down. With a bus.

[DaSolidAce]

your going 2 hell i don't care

u need some prayer

[meushi1979]

shame shame. shame on you. you do not make those calls. you should know better.

[spamchewer]

Jesus died on the bus for your sins!

[DaSolidAce]

dats not funny some 1 is going 2 hell

looks like its going 2 b u

[lilrock92]

That is if he exist

[madryan]

Take this in all good humor. Its merely a video. No need to start religious anger over it. Its a joke. Its satire. Its comedy. The End.

[zoblon]

jesus christ in my point of view exist like a perfect man as the history tells.Well he never exist like a god.people make him god cause of their fears and weakness!and now they say if you die you will maybe go to heaven!fucking A' right bullshits!they will bury you 6 feet under and the worms gonna eat every part of your boddy!we where born from bacterials and others things!BELIEVE ON NOTHING!!!SCIENCE CAN SAVE YOU OR KILL YOU!

[jerelcode]

love this song and yea DUH shes pregnant

in 1945 a young girl named kata lata kulu came over to America in a grey boat from Africa. a mysterious man killed her by cutting the word "LATUALATUKA" in her back. now that you have read this message, she will come to your house on a full moon and steal your soul unless you follow these directions.

retype this message as a comment for three other videos

[xoxqwilfish]

--x

[waaaaaw1]

dont be a BULL SHIT!! all of you are RETARDED hahahah!!

[91volks16v]

That was damn funny!

[frubafreak17]

this is a lot better than video to the side named "Jesus is Here"... that's just horrible

[addmeifucan]

Dude , this is just wrong. Mad disrespect to a man who spent his life trying to teach moral values, kinda like showing mother teresa as a stripper ps. i am not a christian.

[leah06xjohn]

ur an idiot thats not even funny its just messed up and stupid

[phantomgirl818]

omg thats hilarius

[snake6483]

oh... my.... God...

I pray to him??

jk ^_^ it was funny

[czochraniec]

I think showing yourself to the public dressed up as a half-naked, queer Jesus-like character is a much greater sacrifice than letting ancient Romans nail you to a cross.

[phantomgirl818]

i agree

[drpachuco]

hahaha, agreed

[Liishax3]

ROFL!!

[Dayne50]

o-o What the fuck...? Was that?

[MewDeji]

I'm sorry but this is weird..

[quitejaded]

Hehe! That was amazing!

[frubafreak17]

wow... this is new... lol...

[myaccount235]

lolz ppls, this is suppose to be a video for laughs not a debate if god exists or this is fucked up to jesus keep ur opinions to urself and loosen up a bit...

[DaSolidAce]

Yo but that was messed up thats Jesus your making fun of

[LongLiveDemocracy]

so what? whats a dead guy who was probably either really stupid or really crazy do to him?

[bassist12345]

OR didn't exist

[waaaaaw1]

Jesus Christ died for you wether you like it or not, non believer FUCK YOU

[TyreseDeShaunWilliam]

HAIL SATAN.

[ajms6]

ROFL! id rather worship satan than god

[lilrock92]

believer fuck you!!Im sinning just for your comment

[ajms6]

christians cant curse, its on the list of 10 cmmandments or somthin. now i can curse cuz im not a christian

[DaSolidAce]

yo u need help i'll pray 4 u

[Chantel1314]

theres nothen wroung with being gay,it's jest,hes not :s

[robinstarfireforever]

are u gay ?

[Chantel1314]

NO,why would you think that??

[resi45]

lol its funny.. but bad at the same time..

[PrioryofScion]

FuCk up its great hahahahaha

[Didelum]

rofl... i love it! when he threw his clothes away... just hilarious. i also like the scenes when the other people around look at him... that was great^^

[Chaeley]

Oh my god, when he threw off his robe I about busted something laughing. That plus the butt-bumping and the horrified looks around him = BEST THING EVER.

A little concerned about the ending, though. :\ Did he actually...?

[omarfrq]

that was SO FUCKIN FUNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY....AHHAHAH­AHHAHAHAHA OMGGGGGGGGGGG LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[Iwatchtrek]

Jesus may have existed, but we have no proof he was the only one to go through undending torture on a crucifix. There were several rebellious jews just like him that went through the same thing.

The others bodies werent stolen and claimed to have risen again, though.

[Iwatchtrek]

If you didn't like it, or think its stupid, or disrespectful...

GET A FUCKING SENSE OF HUMOR.

and let me tell you all...

JESUS CHRIST, WAS SOME RANDOM REBELLIOUS JEW THEY DECIDED TO MAKE AN EXAMPLE OUT OF.

Not a fucking role model we should praise every day of our life.

[shadowkitty87]

This makes me almost sad in a way...it's very disgraceful to Jesus...it's just not right at all.:/

[mf103]

How is it 'disgraceful to Jesus'? Would it have been better to make an effigy, nail it to a cross and hang it around your neck? Believe whatever the hell you want, but you have no right to work as some kind of universal moral police. Bush does that already.

[shadowkitty87]

I'm not being "moral police"...I'm just stating my opinion, sheesh.>.<

[JustForTheRecordxx]

love it!

[cangareijo]

i just have one thing to say lolololololololololololololol

[honson7]

it wasn't all that funny...

jesus roks