WLiiA - press conference

[sportsfan8991]

Even the pandas?

Hey how were they supposed to learn?!!

[ImTheBitchAndLover]

What am I? Mister measure things?!

[AOBamaBoi]

Even the panda's??? How are they gonna learn!? lmao

[deputyseal409]

A cubit is 20 feet

[TheOffkilter]

I love his nonchalant "the usual way with ladder and a six pack" like its something he does every day. Phenomenal Improver, not very good scripted actor.

[bruizer1100]

@TheOffkilter none of the guys on whose line are good scripted actors

[AOnezie]

"What am I? Mr. Measurethings?"

Absolute genius.

[Yokonono99]

colin cracks me up

[kdawg87pens]

"What am I? mr measurethings?" LMAO

[atomicmrpelly]

I would have gone for screwed the animals if I were Colin!

[koolarkin]

EVEN THE PANDAS?!?!

lol, I love this show

[chrrycke04]

My favorite press conference eppy!! :) Cant stop watching it!

[Ratherfish90]

"just say the first part of your name"

'jus?"

LMAO

[Marrowni]

Ryan: Just say the first part of your name

Colin: Jus?

Hahhahahah he doesnt get it

[rglocks]

I love Wayne's laugh when he first reads what Colin is.

[ajwall1]

I love when Colin acts mad during these scenes.

[IseeYouAndYouDont]

Loved his little smile at the end!

[Ganonscreature]

What am I Mr Measure-Things? hahahahahahaha

[hollister8951]

even the pandas

how are they gonna learn!!

[ohsillyclarissa]

i love colin's dimples

[kamodaff]

no one really laughed at wayne's unicorn joke but i thought it was hilarious!

[SkippyGirl1993]

OH NO!! I LOVE PANDAS!!!

[AndyHurleysChicklet7]

aw i hate when the identity is posted in the info! i like to look away when they show it on the screen and try to guess it myself haha

[pnaomiw]

greg is just not subtle at all!!! Its so not fun!

[luffylvr676]

lol JUST SAY.. the first part of your name xD

[meskhenet0bm]

Mr. Measure things!!!

[nirvanaspirit666]

best show ever

[superbedst]

Colin is so great at the guessing games

[10tim1]

Haha even Colin handles interviews better than Barrack Obama :P

[wafflepuff10]

This is Greg Even the pandas

[jetlagsyndrome]

Wayne: "Did you give no thought to the fact that maybe WE would have liked to see a unicorn?"

Colin: "D'you think I care? Hey, here's your unicorn!"

*showing butt*

ROFL!

[babylon715]

even the pandas?

[randomsthuff]

that would explain the lack of unicorns

[AtarahDerek]

Love that Colin is supposed to be Noah, and he has no idea what a cubit is.

FYI: The standard cubit is 18 inches, or the length from your fingertips to your elbow.

[bernadette499]

Mr. Measure-things???

[prdfmc]

Drew always seems to have trouble with the newspaper reporter part, huh?

[lycanwich]

i'd read about this noah...he's a funny bastard...

[Numba1Narnian]

i dont get it at 1:20. ryan is talking about saying no..does colin say jus? or whats the joke?

[SourExplosion]

His name's Noah. No-ah. No.

[MrZeroZan]

Ryan goes, "when this feeling came over you, you shoulda just said the first part of your name."

The character is Noah

NOah-as in he shouldn't have eaten the animals xP

[22islucky]

just say the first part of your name NOah.. NO

[jomiar]

Collin's a genius, Pure genius.

[AtlantisSkye]

40 lengths? 40 lengths of what?

[witchypoo71]

@AtlantisSkye I was half expecting Greg to say that. lol

[Liberum69]

I think Greg confused Noah with Moses.

[myAFImCfLyRomance]

well, whenever you see drawings of the arc, it is usually on the peak of a mountain.

[rugbyplayer9999]

When the flood ended and the water receeded, Noah's arc was placed on top of a mountain. I'm not one-hundred percent though.

[AtarahDerek]

Most artists place Noah's ark on the mountain top, but the Bible simply says that the ark settled somewhere in the mountainS of Ararat, and not necessarily on the peak of Ararat itself.

[MissKingCraig]

"What am I? Mr. Measure-Things?!?!?!"

[TerranRich]

I LOVE how Colin's last response always gives away that he knows who he is. :D

[rogelyosep]

"BECAUSE I HAD THE BOAT."

Perfect. xD

[slaytallicdethrax]

of beer

[Cheezburger100]

lol!

[erienspice]

"Let me tell you something about elephants. They asked for it!!"

That was my favorite part.

Erin

[BuRtOink]

Noah- no

[HeatherRawriee]

"Did you do it two by two?"

"No, I did it by myself."

Mmmk, just snorted water all over my computer screen, iPod, art homework and Harry Potter book. WHY HAVE YOU GOT TO BE SO GOD DAMN FUNNY, COLIN?!

[reapersfriend44]

yea me two except mine was math homework and no harry potter book xD

[MagusAsuki]

I had it on my PSP!!

xcept with milo...

[vahki504]

I love thsi one it is one of the press confrence game playings i have not seen

[Michael55443]

Wayne sometimes gives too much away in his clues.

[QuadeyBohY]

usualy ryan

[excelsiree]

ryan gives really subtle clues

[CamoSpartan07]

Greg "How did you get down off the mountain?"

Collin "The usual way with a ladder and a six pack"

lol

[AtarahDerek]

I found that particularly funny, given that one of the first things Noah did after the flood was get drunk and pass out naked in his tent. Not the very first thing, but one of the first recorded things.

[shinichi]

"even the pandas?"..LoL

[MrSuperEgg]

"HEY! How were they gonna learn!?!?" XD

[magnificent56]

"What am I? Mr.-Measure-Things?"

roflcopter XD

[pvdvw]

wow i came up with 'he drowned allthe aniamls but im abit woozy and sleepy' it was kinda fun

[silenthunter99]

mr measure things..

[superbedst]

I love WLIIA, I can watch it all day.

[icecreamiswootwoot]

"Just say the first part of your name"

"JUST?"

ROFLMAO. XD

[gamer025]

LMAO "Hey's here's your unicorn!" that's so fucking funny!

[mafrek]

dont you think we would like to have seen unicorns? XD great one

[TooDrunkToFxck69]

EVEN THE PANDAS!? lmaooooo

[hjpop]

Well, kinda unfair since one has a brain.

[hjpop]

Fair enough...these and Duet/Songstyles were the best parts of the show. Sorry to interject politics into such a pure thing. :)

[SidesweptToTheLeft]

:3 Okay, that's fine.

And yeah, I have a similar standpoint... Except I think Press Conference, Questions Only, and especially the limited word sentence game were the best. <3

[Shonem]

And one has no clue what they are talking about.

[xkittylovrx]

i would've never guessed that D:

[LizzyBenett]

I would have guessed the Noah part, but not, that I would have eaten all the animals...

[phatmike21]

well someone said something about provisions so he might have gotten it from there

[raziibabe]

What am I, Mr Measure things....

hahaa

[TimandFaithFan21]

Because I had the boat!

[jackjack6000]

"just say the first part of youe name"

"just?" lol

[Rob543]

Ho do the adudence know who he is?

[blakergirl9]

I think they've got televisions only the audience can see

[elmejorfrijol]

Yes they have monitors onlynthe audience can see

[jehy5]

coz i hava a boat

[LovableCookie2]

even the pandas!

[Sammy4549]

HEY! How were they going to learn?!

[fba01]

02:45 ...is that calli cox behind drew?

[wikinfei]

because I got the boat! lol

[ultamatebeatlefan]

even the pandas?

lol

[rglocks]

I love Wayne's laugh when he first reads the card. I also love Greg's reaction: "Oh, my goodness."

[hugzANDkissez2695]

ahaha. what am i? mr. measure things?

LOL

i heart this part of the sho. so creative!

[3hlang]

do all americans woop annoyingly?

[daftrok]

Usually us humans have feelings so...yeah...

[3hlang]

sorry if my autism bothers you

[daftrok]

You are forgiven.

[aernoth]

do all foreigners generalize and judge americans with stupid blanket statements?

[3hlang]

when you act that annoyingly, yeh

[aernoth]

'you' like i'm one of 'em. ha. three cheers for ignorance :) here's to a bright future

[3hlang]

you as in americans, if you're not one of them why are you speaking on their behalf? anyway are you denying that american audiences are annoying with their over-enthusiasm?

[aernoth]

it doesn't matter where I'm from, you just said americans and american audiences - learn to differentiate. you see an audience cheering loud in a video and then assume that all americans whoop annoyingly. and over enthusiasm or not, if you know anything about theatre, the actors feed off the energy of the audience, and honestly they're funnier for it. I dont listen to the audience when i watch. I watch the show because it's damn hilarious.

[Flamingwindjutsu]

Im not american; Im canadian, and i dont hold the greatest respect for all of them, but c mon dude. everybody whoops. You have no right to just generalize an entire population like that. It bascilly just a different kind of rasicm.

[aernoth]

thank you

[Flamingwindjutsu]

happy to help :)

[JESUSCHRISTGOD7]

jajajaajajajajajjajajaaja so good

[1wiseman]

hey, here's your unicorn!!! lol...

[royalgirl31]

Colin is amazing at the guessing games

[penguinsloveDW]

Can anyone tell how to find the press conference where Chip says "Hi, I'm Carl and i'm just pretending to be a reporter!"?

[becksyboo1]

Its the press conference where colin is the queen of england and is announcing the affair with ryan stiles.

[sg1danny11]

i think that's from the valentines special

[penguinsloveDW]

Found it! Thanks for the help.

[mwafolife]

who's line is it anyway rocks!

[JJbelle66]

what am i mister measure things?!

COLIN OWNS

[poisongirl9619]

funnily enough i had a lecture on the Noah story this morning! haha.

[missyally1101]

yeh thats rite, and it is not offensive in any way because they wouldnt have allowed it... have you seen how tight the producers are? wtch the bloopers!!

dont watch it if u find it offensive!!

[Marianne420]

wow ur living in like the 16th century. if u think this is offensive then obviously dont watch a comedy show? You dont have a sense of humor so what, watch something sad or religious if it bothers u so much. phew what a loser

[Knightmare44]

I'm guessing you have no concept of respect.

[goremonkey3586]

lighten up, they didnt say anything offensive

[jenkinscardiff]

people dont wont to read bad things bout the clip they have chosen to watch, this is classic comedy. dont say anything if u dont have anything nice to say.

[penguinsloveDW]

Dude, I don't mean to split hairs, but Noah wasn't a prophet.

[aernoth]

lol i know, that's what really gets me

[JJbelle66]

hahaha get a life

[aernoth]

thats God's prophets (sp)

[annetcats]

Not the pandas!

[laff2much]

i love Greg's reaction at the beginning when he sees the card.plus:

"a cubit is about 40 lengths.what am I? Mr.Measure Things?!"

[TheOffkilter]

How did you get down the mountain? With a ladder and a six-pack.lmao.Colin is the bald god of funny.

[Ariale]

I love how everyone tries to give not-so-subtle hints, especially Ryan. XD

[opu123]

Just say your name!

Just? lol lol

[royalgirl31]

Whenever Ryan has to come up with a fake name the surname is always Philips

[rockndude87]

even something simple like "what am i Mr. Measure-Things?" makes me laugh, this show rocks!!

hahaha oh and "oh the usual way, with a ladder and a six-pack"

[Michael55443]

They needed to play this game WAY more often than they did.

[carolkath]

i agree. it was one of my favorites.

[KamiKazeroK]

"Because i had the boat!"

[blazingpegasus123]

"EVEN THE PANDAS?"

[BassyTheHijaabi]

man colin is so good !!!

.xXx.

[WDemonicPrince]

"Let me tell you about elephants. They ask for it."

[HannahANDHeather]

"So, did you do it 2 by 2?"

"Oh no, I did it by myself"

hahahahaha XXXXXXXXD that was the best bit i think!

[jam2jared]

I loved it when Ryan was trying to hint the name Noah. "All this time, you could've just said the first part of your name." lol

[prgirl2212]

HA! I know someone named Bill Phillips...

[jam2jared]

Colin is really good at guessing! He should be host on party quirks.

[Zycone]

colin's good but chip's better

[GolceaVlad]

Why do you compare people ? For example some of us like Colin better. But never compare them. They are both good at what they do.

[armegeddis]

That defeats the purpose of Party quirks,In games like Conference and News flash they fuck with his mind at the start.

[BCraingirl]

LMAO, too funny!

[mathieulavergne22]

Let me tell you something about elephants: they asked for it!

[MidmorningCat]

ohmygod Colin was great XD

[tektive]

I love Greg when he said "even the pandas!?" LOL he sounded so sincere!

[MLTBARockStar]

omg, i know!