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  • We got the advantage we can have sex any way we wantwant

  • lol i wonder what turtles find sexy bout other turtles

  • i guess you could say that that dog isnt ready for the BIG thing

  • LMAOO I just DIED!! LOL

  • Boy: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

    girl: nom nom nom whats with the music?

    Boy: JUST GO WITH IT

    girl:whatever nom nom nom

  • i just peeed

  • " ET PHONE HOME " ><

  • I stop hear. ive been from horses to pandas to turtles to cats and im done hear i promise

  • Guy: lets get in on babe!

    Girl: mm apples!

    Guy: babe how you liking it?

    Girl: mm apples!

  • Hahah she's jus like hurry up. I'm trying to enjoy eating here.

  • boy: AWWWW YES AWWW YAS AWWWWW YES!!! OOHHH MY GOD!!

    Girl: muph....iv'e had better.

  • Like a boss

  • *fap fap fap fap fap fap FAPFAPFAPFAPFAP!!!*.......done

  • The girl's just, eating, sounds like my sexlife.

  • Lmao

  • LMFAO! XD

  • jejeejejej que descaro but it is very funny

    

  • disgusting, i hate turtles.

  • Technically, these are tortoises, not turtles...

  • Rape!! He's like 100 years older than her

  • I like how the female turtle is eating something at the same time.

  • How is this sexy

  • @XiomaraMenejia How is it not sexy?

  • how did i get here?????!

  • what song?

    

  • wat song is this?

    

  • @1pitbulllover The song is "Let's Get It On", by Marvin Gaye. Epic, by the way ;)

  • i have the weirdest boner right now

  • 0:09 THIS IS A GOOD APPLE! LOL SHE DOSENT EVEN KNOW HE IS RAPEING HER..DAMN GIRL WHATS UP WITH UR ASS?!

  • After 4 beers

  • Their knockin shells

  • How do you know it's not gay?

  • I don't care if he's having sex with me I just want my watermelon!

  • Lol she's being dominated while simply trying to enjoy her watermelon hahaha

  • Uhh pwn that 200 year old tortoise downstairs

  • I do this everyday

  • you know he is just crawling on her LAME

  • thumbs up if you have no idea how you got here

  • SONG?

    

  • hahaha resembles red necks and how the redneck chicks are twice there size lol

  • She just eating

    like nothing I's happing

  • I can fap to this.

  • Boy: AWWWE YEAH BABY!!!!

    Girl: omnomnomnom you done yet? -_-;

  • i went from listening to music to watching turtle porn... i officially have no life

  • how does this even work? wheres hole n the stick? looked like just the shells are hitting to me

  • She's enjoying her lunch so much, she'll be shocked to find out she has the sudden urge to go lay some eggs!! She'll be like, "But, I didn't even have sex!!"

    And the male turtle will be in the background enjoying his lunch smiling.

  • damn......................luck­y turtle

  • God his moans go perfectly with the song...

  • LOL somehow I knew this song was coming up when o read title of video...

  • I like turtles!

  • Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooool 

  • I KNEW IT WAS THIS SONG! And it's funny cause she's eating

  • What is this song call?

  • @Kanz916 lets get it on by marvin gaye

  • totally hot.... mmmmm

  • The kamasutra of turtles

  • Their timing is off; first dinner...

  • Damn he is bout to tap that ass!

  • dam the little is hitting it

  • OMG, lol! xD

  • hey its franklin the pornstar!

  • @NickInfante92 MY CHILDHOOD. D:

  • So easy to masturbate to.

  • UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • the black tortoises just like.. screw u  i got watermelon

  • i luv nature

  • LOL. I love how she's just casually eating. :')

  • @eccentricsimpleton emgee, thats just the best, right? XDDDD

  • ... I love youtube! xD

  • jersey shore turtlecant feel a thing

  • wow i wish i could eat like that while someone is fucking me

  • that female is as loose as a motherfucker... looks like Mr.Big has been sleeping with his women

  • Haha Multitasking at it's best.

  • Why do I think of a certain King Of Queens episode when I hear the music? XD

  • ohhh babby! X)

  • this is so nasty

  • keep Pressing 3 Over And Over (:

  • keep pressing 5

  • Rude. She's eating!

  • Thats totally my sex life..

  • U can see that the boy turtle is going with the music in 0:20

  • uhhhhhhhh - omnomnomnonm - eat it all you horny bitch

  • @MrBoelbo hahahhahaha!!!!

  • nom nom nom =)

  • hhahahahha

  • hahahahahahahahah

  • Girl: *Nom Nom Nom* I guess I'll eat before we start.

    Boy: Wth?!?! I thought you were biting your lips!

  • this really humanizes those two turtles. a girl texting and eating while being humped from behind. theres just not enough time to fuck these days, gotta multitask.

  • press 5 and 7 simutaneusly :P

  • "The male turtle is hungry give him some food!!"

  • omfg, how the fuck did i end up in this video!? :o

  • i don't think he's doing it right.

  • it be hilarious if this happened with humans

  • xxxDDDDDDDDDDD

  • lmao!!

  • 0:20

  • We have a moaner!!!

  • ok if im corrent turtles have a dick under there shell and in intercourse there diapream goes down with the dick and pop there thats how they mate

  • @TheTrueKir What?

  • He looks like E.T. XDD

  • animals are so stupid!

  • typical... male having fun... and female so bored she turns to food

  • @zannazone sounds like someone can't please there woman, 80 others apparently have the same Personal issue lol

  • help, im being raped! very slow-like!

  • she couldnt care less lol xxx

  • I saw some Aldabra tortoises making love at a zoo, and I heard them make a similar noise.

  • Hey be having sec for HOURS!!

  • lol

  • LMAO @ the slow motion groans

  • Male turtle: Oh yeah baby , Ohhhhhhhhh

    female turtle: im hungry, oh yumm tht tastes nice, okay whats that on top of me?

    male turtle: Oh yeah, Oh yeah

    female turtle: whos making that noise? and who is trying to pinch me?

  • hes ordering her to eat while he fucks her. hes like,,yea bitch, eat it..EAT IT BITCH!!

  • Shes Just Eating xD

  • its like when George on Seinfeld tried to mix sex and eating:P

  • She must have misplaced her comic book and decided to have a sandwich instead.

    Kinda rude to her Lover...must be a one night stand!

  • xD This is just great!

  • How exactly can the male inpregnate the female? just by rubbing shells?... osmosis? : (, it looks estructurally impossible to achieve reproduction like that. Someone explain it to me!.

  • @Hemestal Turtles dick comes out of their tale then dick goes in other tail and bang bang till baby come.

  • HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH­A

  • I find it kinda funny how he's moaning in time with the music XD

  • what song

  • @apichasp lets get it on by marvin gaye

  • what song???

  • Male: "UNF UNF UNF!"

    Female: "OM NOM NOM!"

  • lmao its eating while getting saduced i wish was like her

  • This just made my day ^.^

  • i love how the chick turtle is multitasking :D

  • talk about notsatisfied

  • roflcopter. -3

  • This could have been Jen lmao.

  • lmao......his face is practically priceless.....

  • Yeah how dya like that baby?

    OM NOM NOM NOM

  • Sounds like my ex-girlfriend, looks better than my wife

  • shes probably thinking

    "tha fuck im tryna eat.... get off.... what the fuck are you doing GET THE FUCK OFFA nom nom nom OFF OF ME"

  • Hey Everyone Gets Hungery Between Sexy Right <3

  • Multitasking well sort of

  • LOL SHE IS JUST EATING!!

  • Great music choice! XD

  • omg male is like slow mo bow chicka wow wow female is like sigh nom nom nom nom nom

    

  • its funny how the female is eating while the male gettin to work hahaha

  • @kremark100 It's Let's Get It On, but Marvin Gaye

  • who doesn't have sex while eating?

  • @chopseh in hurry...hehe...

  • resputia and norbit

  • I don't think she even noticed he was back there. Poor little guy.

  • lollll

  • thats awesome..i knw how she felt being bored n all.. grabbed a bite to eat,..lmao...

  • UHHHHHH UHHHHHHH UHHHHHHHH UHHHHHHH

    OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

  • damn this is sexy(for turtles)...lmao....she was so bored that she was eating damn what a fatass

  • "Harris hurry the fuck up im a fucking turtle im not multitalented and cant eat and take a dick up my pussy at the same time get some god damn sense!

  • lmfao!!!!

  • nah, it's not as good this way. you can't hear the funny sounds the male makes

  • DAM SHE GOT THE MUCHES HE LIKE O FUCK THIS HO DONT FEEL NUTHING SHE LIKE UMMMMMMMM FOOOD

  • the male is all like "c'mon! Am i THAT small that you have to eat while we're doing it?

  • click on 0:20 over and over again wile its playing lmao!

  • @philatanus7 he hurt hes dick :D

  • She seems more intrested in eating the melon then what his doing lol

  • the good thing about mateing it keeps it makes baybes born makes more animals and i like ants:)

  • OMG Eating when fucking? How ? Id love to do that!

  • haha, she's eating while having sex xD

  • How is this sexy?

  • @JoJoXerxes LOL! Did something just fly way over your head?!

  • HAHAHAHA

  • Mane She Aint Feel Nothin To She Had To Get It On With Some Food

  • "maybe if i dont look at him he'll go away- atleast i can do sometthing while i cant move"

  • oh YES!! YEEESSS!!! OH BABY YES!!!

    nom nom nom nom

  • the female is like " cmon biatch!!! break ma shell ... wtf is it in yet? "

  • coole music meine schildkröte geht genauso ab !!!

  • Lol she chowin down and getting screwed at the same time XD

  • lol the girl is like hmm im hungy and the guy is like OH YEAH

  • lmfao the first thing i saw was her just sitting there eating and he's having fun.. xDD