She's enjoying her lunch so much, she'll be shocked to find out she has the sudden urge to go lay some eggs!! She'll be like, "But, I didn't even have sex!!"
And the male turtle will be in the background enjoying his lunch smiling.
this really humanizes those two turtles. a girl texting and eating while being humped from behind. theres just not enough time to fuck these days, gotta multitask.
How exactly can the male inpregnate the female? just by rubbing shells?... osmosis? : (, it looks estructurally impossible to achieve reproduction like that. Someone explain it to me!.
We got the advantage we can have sex any way we wantwant
xEpTICSHOTZz 1 day ago
lol i wonder what turtles find sexy bout other turtles
yodasdadable 1 week ago
i guess you could say that that dog isnt ready for the BIG thing
zhulturiz 2 weeks ago
LMAOO I just DIED!! LOL
Lusineks1 2 weeks ago
Boy: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
girl: nom nom nom whats with the music?
Boy: JUST GO WITH IT
girl:whatever nom nom nom
Kovaproductions2 2 weeks ago
i just peeed
flippy774 2 weeks ago
" ET PHONE HOME " ><
ranessabutterfly 3 weeks ago
I stop hear. ive been from horses to pandas to turtles to cats and im done hear i promise
KueJake 3 weeks ago
Guy: lets get in on babe!
Girl: mm apples!
Guy: babe how you liking it?
Girl: mm apples!
SweetyTweetyBird98 3 weeks ago 3
Hahah she's jus like hurry up. I'm trying to enjoy eating here.
Rgarcia988 3 weeks ago
boy: AWWWW YES AWWW YAS AWWWWW YES!!! OOHHH MY GOD!!
Girl: muph....iv'e had better.
XLilSweetX 1 month ago
Like a boss
DeusGamesForPC 1 month ago
*fap fap fap fap fap fap FAPFAPFAPFAPFAP!!!*.......done
MuthaFknKFlip 1 month ago
The girl's just, eating, sounds like my sexlife.
betch2s4s 1 month ago
Lmao
marquardtle 1 month ago
LMFAO! XD
GRISELiiTA 1 month ago
jejeejejej que descaro but it is very funny
MrSmithcris 1 month ago
disgusting, i hate turtles.
MBsaturnus 1 month ago
Technically, these are tortoises, not turtles...
originalemberstar 1 month ago
Rape!! He's like 100 years older than her
Lilxman806 1 month ago
I like how the female turtle is eating something at the same time.
quangngy 2 months ago 2
How is this sexy
XiomaraMenejia 2 months ago
@XiomaraMenejia How is it not sexy?
SilentShadowValkyer 2 months ago
how did i get here?????!
MrJaejey 2 months ago
what song?
Marioiscool8 2 months ago
wat song is this?
1pitbulllover 2 months ago
@1pitbulllover The song is "Let's Get It On", by Marvin Gaye. Epic, by the way ;)
corbilly 2 months ago
i have the weirdest boner right now
theapostle91 3 months ago
0:09 THIS IS A GOOD APPLE! LOL SHE DOSENT EVEN KNOW HE IS RAPEING HER..DAMN GIRL WHATS UP WITH UR ASS?!
VideoFatty0228 3 months ago
After 4 beers
ejackulat0r 3 months ago
Their knockin shells
hhkeith 4 months ago 4
How do you know it's not gay?
SPARTAIN088 4 months ago
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his dick is too small
kristijan594 4 months ago
I don't care if he's having sex with me I just want my watermelon!
leagueboy3 5 months ago 5
Lol she's being dominated while simply trying to enjoy her watermelon hahaha
Pyrojojo7 5 months ago
Uhh pwn that 200 year old tortoise downstairs
MrMonsterCloud 5 months ago
I do this everyday
MrMonsterCloud 5 months ago
you know he is just crawling on her LAME
jade72181 5 months ago
thumbs up if you have no idea how you got here
pimpmasterpop 5 months ago 4
SONG?
CORRIDORFILMZ 5 months ago
hahaha resembles red necks and how the redneck chicks are twice there size lol
tird108 5 months ago
She just eating
like nothing I's happing
SuperLoveTori 6 months ago
I can fap to this.
NeoSpeedfire 6 months ago
Boy: AWWWE YEAH BABY!!!!
Girl: omnomnomnom you done yet? -_-;
emilyjello 6 months ago 94
i went from listening to music to watching turtle porn... i officially have no life
sw33tluv3 6 months ago 4
how does this even work? wheres hole n the stick? looked like just the shells are hitting to me
funnyfurtuson 6 months ago
She's enjoying her lunch so much, she'll be shocked to find out she has the sudden urge to go lay some eggs!! She'll be like, "But, I didn't even have sex!!"
And the male turtle will be in the background enjoying his lunch smiling.
ZebrasFirst 6 months ago
damn......................lucky turtle
TheLakers4111 6 months ago
God his moans go perfectly with the song...
sachary 7 months ago 4
LOL somehow I knew this song was coming up when o read title of video...
qp2pendejo 7 months ago
I like turtles!
TheKano1221 7 months ago
Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
candygirl050792 7 months ago
I KNEW IT WAS THIS SONG! And it's funny cause she's eating
StephanieOnThisWeb 7 months ago
What is this song call?
Kanz916 7 months ago
@Kanz916 lets get it on by marvin gaye
kissmybabies 7 months ago
totally hot.... mmmmm
bradt106 7 months ago
The kamasutra of turtles
Jakusimore 7 months ago
Their timing is off; first dinner...
JeffersonDinedAlone 7 months ago
Damn he is bout to tap that ass!
cacahead97 7 months ago
dam the little is hitting it
helenbud 7 months ago
OMG, lol! xD
TheL0nelier 8 months ago
hey its franklin the pornstar!
NickInfante92 8 months ago 59
@NickInfante92 MY CHILDHOOD. D:
redwulf777 3 weeks ago
So easy to masturbate to.
MrCoroKing 8 months ago
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
videogal1010 8 months ago
the black tortoises just like.. screw u i got watermelon
mandy4ever4 9 months ago 4
i luv nature
FinFlip99 9 months ago
LOL. I love how she's just casually eating. :')
eccentricsimpleton 9 months ago 5
@eccentricsimpleton emgee, thats just the best, right? XDDDD
TrulyAMalfoy 9 months ago
... I love youtube! xD
1danyol1 9 months ago
jersey shore turtlecant feel a thing
dinofartz 9 months ago
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an while shes eating to
gpl36 9 months ago
wow i wish i could eat like that while someone is fucking me
dandyismylove 10 months ago
that female is as loose as a motherfucker... looks like Mr.Big has been sleeping with his women
5alidal 11 months ago
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ooh yea baby , lets get it on
lista1970 11 months ago
Haha Multitasking at it's best.
runeseekerz 11 months ago
Why do I think of a certain King Of Queens episode when I hear the music? XD
DeweyTheTotodile 11 months ago
ohhh babby! X)
KoalaBearsBeFluffy 11 months ago
this is so nasty
aika6153 11 months ago
keep Pressing 3 Over And Over (:
v2sliik 11 months ago
keep pressing 5
SomeChannel 11 months ago
Rude. She's eating!
MsLittleFameMonster 11 months ago 4
Thats totally my sex life..
blixensd 1 year ago
U can see that the boy turtle is going with the music in 0:20
MortheusMusic 1 year ago
uhhhhhhhh - omnomnomnonm - eat it all you horny bitch
MrBoelbo 1 year ago
@MrBoelbo hahahhahaha!!!!
kateydoo76 1 year ago
nom nom nom =)
kateydoo76 1 year ago
hhahahahha
bronxtigre 1 year ago
hahahahahahahahah
BeccaC123456789 1 year ago
Girl: *Nom Nom Nom* I guess I'll eat before we start.
Boy: Wth?!?! I thought you were biting your lips!
xXRaykelXx 1 year ago
this really humanizes those two turtles. a girl texting and eating while being humped from behind. theres just not enough time to fuck these days, gotta multitask.
Pimpmastahanhduece 1 year ago
press 5 and 7 simutaneusly :P
rayar007 1 year ago
"The male turtle is hungry give him some food!!"
Unknown8186 1 year ago
omfg, how the fuck did i end up in this video!? :o
jrbenavides1 1 year ago 2
i don't think he's doing it right.
vistoso92 1 year ago 2
it be hilarious if this happened with humans
justrixx 1 year ago 3
xxxDDDDDDDDDDD
qjtemikureca 1 year ago
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the female is not into it :(
305butafli1972 1 year ago
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His shell must be extremely hard.
whitecrap1 1 year ago
lmao!!
lolercoasterbunny 1 year ago
0:20
Data9183 1 year ago
We have a moaner!!!
mskullcandy14 1 year ago
ok if im corrent turtles have a dick under there shell and in intercourse there diapream goes down with the dick and pop there thats how they mate
TheTrueKir 1 year ago
@TheTrueKir What?
LitLBirdLitLBird 10 months ago
He looks like E.T. XDD
Noliarus 1 year ago
animals are so stupid!
mrblurblur2003 1 year ago
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@mrblurblur2003 Humans are animals too. :)
PaleVoyager 1 year ago
typical... male having fun... and female so bored she turns to food
zannazone 1 year ago 131
@zannazone sounds like someone can't please there woman, 80 others apparently have the same Personal issue lol
MrPenobe 6 months ago
help, im being raped! very slow-like!
greywolf581 1 year ago
she couldnt care less lol xxx
100mydoglovesme 1 year ago
I saw some Aldabra tortoises making love at a zoo, and I heard them make a similar noise.
31operafan 1 year ago
Hey be having sec for HOURS!!
omg98omg 1 year ago
lol
DrawnTub 1 year ago
LMAO @ the slow motion groans
linguafranca123 1 year ago
Male turtle: Oh yeah baby , Ohhhhhhhhh
female turtle: im hungry, oh yumm tht tastes nice, okay whats that on top of me?
male turtle: Oh yeah, Oh yeah
female turtle: whos making that noise? and who is trying to pinch me?
faiivu2 1 year ago 156
hes ordering her to eat while he fucks her. hes like,,yea bitch, eat it..EAT IT BITCH!!
mbtkabjd 1 year ago
Shes Just Eating xD
thisizmesayinghi 1 year ago
its like when George on Seinfeld tried to mix sex and eating:P
cimAroll 1 year ago
She must have misplaced her comic book and decided to have a sandwich instead.
Kinda rude to her Lover...must be a one night stand!
AKQJ40 1 year ago
xD This is just great!
31operafan 1 year ago
How exactly can the male inpregnate the female? just by rubbing shells?... osmosis? : (, it looks estructurally impossible to achieve reproduction like that. Someone explain it to me!.
Hemestal 1 year ago
@Hemestal Turtles dick comes out of their tale then dick goes in other tail and bang bang till baby come.
EverythingInOnePlace 1 year ago
@EverythingInOnePlace LOL
MrBangJung 1 year ago
HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
flippinsara 1 year ago
I find it kinda funny how he's moaning in time with the music XD
JessicaHeartsCain 1 year ago
what song
apichasp 1 year ago
@apichasp lets get it on by marvin gaye
Gamerscanbgurls4 1 year ago
what song???
apichasp 1 year ago
Male: "UNF UNF UNF!"
Female: "OM NOM NOM!"
Serpentiana 1 year ago
lmao its eating while getting saduced i wish was like her
Loveyou7264 1 year ago
This just made my day ^.^
JustthatCrazzzy 1 year ago
i love how the chick turtle is multitasking :D
1979rickfukingjames 1 year ago
talk about notsatisfied
moonface630 1 year ago
roflcopter. -3
ElfDa 1 year ago
This could have been Jen lmao.
Alexsisislamme 1 year ago
lmao......his face is practically priceless.....
cmethrough 1 year ago
Yeah how dya like that baby?
OM NOM NOM NOM
StokeCityMental 1 year ago
Sounds like my ex-girlfriend, looks better than my wife
alyoshak123 1 year ago
shes probably thinking
"tha fuck im tryna eat.... get off.... what the fuck are you doing GET THE FUCK OFFA nom nom nom OFF OF ME"
keekeekoko101 1 year ago
Hey Everyone Gets Hungery Between Sexy Right <3
Princessfakir 1 year ago
Multitasking well sort of
Sasuke0104422 1 year ago
LOL SHE IS JUST EATING!!
envy6 1 year ago 2
Great music choice! XD
31operafan 1 year ago
omg male is like slow mo bow chicka wow wow female is like sigh nom nom nom nom nom
wolf1234link 1 year ago 3
its funny how the female is eating while the male gettin to work hahaha
RENTFLIRT6 1 year ago
@kremark100 It's Let's Get It On, but Marvin Gaye
JavaCakes101 1 year ago
who doesn't have sex while eating?
chopseh 1 year ago
@chopseh in hurry...hehe...
Superbowserfreak11 1 year ago
resputia and norbit
sspeterss 1 year ago
I don't think she even noticed he was back there. Poor little guy.
lilypops81 1 year ago
lollll
andrewb4099 1 year ago
thats awesome..i knw how she felt being bored n all.. grabbed a bite to eat,..lmao...
smiley4983 1 year ago
UHHHHHH UHHHHHHH UHHHHHHHH UHHHHHHH
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
rhinogek 1 year ago 3
damn this is sexy(for turtles)...lmao....she was so bored that she was eating damn what a fatass
honeybunn2010 1 year ago
"Harris hurry the fuck up im a fucking turtle im not multitalented and cant eat and take a dick up my pussy at the same time get some god damn sense!
TheFalloutMasta 1 year ago
lmfao!!!!
alexfleming10 1 year ago
nah, it's not as good this way. you can't hear the funny sounds the male makes
celestialsalamander 1 year ago
DAM SHE GOT THE MUCHES HE LIKE O FUCK THIS HO DONT FEEL NUTHING SHE LIKE UMMMMMMMM FOOOD
GorriazFan1 1 year ago
the male is all like "c'mon! Am i THAT small that you have to eat while we're doing it?
sgirl2233 1 year ago 5
click on 0:20 over and over again wile its playing lmao!
philatanus7 1 year ago 23
@philatanus7 he hurt hes dick :D
rilluma 9 months ago
She seems more intrested in eating the melon then what his doing lol
Christian51696 1 year ago
the good thing about mateing it keeps it makes baybes born makes more animals and i like ants:)
kfg70 1 year ago
OMG Eating when fucking? How ? Id love to do that!
miraxell 1 year ago
haha, she's eating while having sex xD
MEproduction100 1 year ago
How is this sexy?
JoJoXerxes 1 year ago
@JoJoXerxes LOL! Did something just fly way over your head?!
JabberwockySupafly 1 year ago
HAHAHAHA
blcthrns 1 year ago
Mane She Aint Feel Nothin To She Had To Get It On With Some Food
rjsmith1990 1 year ago 3
"maybe if i dont look at him he'll go away- atleast i can do sometthing while i cant move"
tedrow57 1 year ago
oh YES!! YEEESSS!!! OH BABY YES!!!
nom nom nom nom
Koneko716 1 year ago
the female is like " cmon biatch!!! break ma shell ... wtf is it in yet? "
samosval92 1 year ago
coole music meine schildkröte geht genauso ab !!!
Unplaqued 1 year ago
Lol she chowin down and getting screwed at the same time XD
1moe7 1 year ago 2
lol the girl is like hmm im hungy and the guy is like OH YEAH
odtandbuddies 2 years ago 43
lmfao the first thing i saw was her just sitting there eating and he's having fun.. xDD
Hunterl0vesLena 2 years ago 11