Wild story. I once was stuck on crowded a 10-hour flight next to a woman so huge that her ass squeezed under the armrest to take up nearly a third of my seat. It was especially horrible because her and her equally huge husband had brought along food and proceeded to eat sandwiches and big bags of crisps during most of the flight. Even if they had been thin it would have been gross to watch people eat so much. Needless to say, I proceeded to drink heavily. Worst flight ever.
Hey-that was so well told- it held my attention right to the end!!!!!! xxx
jewelchic 2 years ago
Aw, thanks.
NextLifeDK 2 years ago
took me a second..... hilarious , thanks mate. Ill think of story
albertoalan 2 years ago
Great.
NextLifeDK 2 years ago
anymore trips planned?
superdanno 2 years ago
Nope. tell me yours.
NextLifeDK 2 years ago
She was your wife? lol.
Stanley0000000 2 years ago
So the story goes.
NextLifeDK 2 years ago
Wild story. I once was stuck on crowded a 10-hour flight next to a woman so huge that her ass squeezed under the armrest to take up nearly a third of my seat. It was especially horrible because her and her equally huge husband had brought along food and proceeded to eat sandwiches and big bags of crisps during most of the flight. Even if they had been thin it would have been gross to watch people eat so much. Needless to say, I proceeded to drink heavily. Worst flight ever.
nikki2300dk 2 years ago
Good story. I heartily sympathise.
NextLifeDK 2 years ago
Ohh......I had to watch the end again........to realise it had a bit of a sixth sense type twist??? ....*shudder*
Cupidx0x 2 years ago
Glad it worked for you. lol
NextLifeDK 2 years ago
Nice one man!
SEBWATCH001 2 years ago
Thanks :-)
NextLifeDK 2 years ago
Ok, i dont get it... but i will in about 10 minutes lmao
U going to leave me in suspense till then?
MsBadaBing 2 years ago
Suspense is what makes life worth living.
NextLifeDK 2 years ago
Hehehe that was great!
You're an excellent story teller :)
Unfortunately I dont think I have any notable long-trips-home to share.
redheadedrockaholic 2 years ago
1. Thank you.
2. What a shame.
NextLifeDK 2 years ago
Wait a minute, I'm lost. She had your keys?
jasonmit 2 years ago
tease!
NextLifeDK 2 years ago
HAHAHAHA!!! The best story ever! I love the twist at the end!
hatemeproductions 2 years ago
Coming from you, that's quite the comliment. :-)
NextLifeDK 2 years ago
I could say the same for the reply to the comment I left :)
hatemeproductions 2 years ago