Jimmy Carr Fat Jokes

[jimmynerdbomb37]

I'm a Yankee and this is my first time listening to UK comedians and I gotta say that guys are hilarious

[SanitiseYourMind]

Jimmy's gasp at the end <3

[LABCall]

Bernard Manning lives . . . :-O

[FarTooHairy]

Love the way the camera man zooms in on random fatties

[FriedEggsWithChips]

I love his face when he says "Squidgy!" and the little laugh lol XD

[8DX]

The problem about fat-shaming is the general problem that women in general are socialised to consider themselves obese, even when they're not, and to consider skinniness healthy. It's like the way men with average-length penises think they are too small. Girls - plump is fine, if you've got a healthy BMI, it's OK.

[CJDcow]

The dude toward the end was clearly pissed...3:03

[fenderbasskd]

I love how 139 people gave thumbs up to doctor fuck nugget up there.... sure there are people that are fat because of being lazy but branding them all lazy is just retarded

[Llamelar]

@fenderbasskd Even if you are genetically predisposed to fatness, which is entirely possible, that is still no excuse for being obese. The math is fucking simple input < output.

The only exception to this are people taking specific medicines.

[Zeitonimous]

I have no problem with fat jokes. I just find them too... shallow. No problem with shallow either, but too much shallow bores me.

[e7l13]

I eat cake for breakfast......

[SimonAllanSAS]

@e7l13 And Gravy is significantly cheaper than Lucozade...

[DoctorWhomSurely]

I'm a feminist and I like Jimmy Carr. He's provoking, but he's clearly a really smart man and knows how to use these "banned" subjects in his comedy. It doesn't make him the Bullshit Messiah. To use this kind of material, you have to be a critical observer of society, and I don't think that Jimmy actually buys what he's saying. It's just an act, and an effective one, definately.

[misdutchie]

you know what i find really funny is people who need to make fun of other people there body shape just to feel good about themselves how pathetic do you need to be

[rudiratte1]

i love how all the fat people in the audience are really unconfortable

[scoobydoomynigga]

3:05 guy looks pissed off

[llewisrogerss]

3:04 that guy does not look amused! haha

[beantrix]

2:29 that lady looks pretty uncomfortable

[Raventoll]

@beantrix She looks like a fairly comfortable bean bag chair.

[Finchowned]

Fat people need to lighten up, literally.

[Katie633535]

I love how they keep panning the camera on the fat people in the crowd.

[alaswoeisme]

I'm kinda fat and I still think he's clever and funny. People should lighten up! I thought fatties were supposed to be jolly lol

[countsmyth]

His girlfriend suggests he comes on his own tits hahahahaah!

[PsychoNorth]

and gravy, ISNT AN ENERGY DRINK!! lmaooooooo

[KrazyNinjaPanda]

I'd tap the girl in sparkly blue @2:54

[Soundgarden8497]

@KrazyNinjaPanda you'd pause the video on youtube and wank over her actually. that's IF you could get it up

[Sillyghostfreak99]

Its just me, Gabe Newell...

[NickyBoje]

If you pause the video on 2:30 Im pretty sure you see the very moment self awareness hits a woman in the audience.

[bobkool]

@NickyBoje Exactly what I thought. Funny in a sad kinda way.

[AndysEdits]

haha thats the problem with telling fat jokes to an indulgent western audience - a worrying majority of them see the jokes as personal to them

[gunny0488]

he's not that funny actually...

[k1dpoison]

lol a lot of the ppl either werent laughing or looked offended xD

[jwoodford90]

the awkward moment at 2:28

[MsCrispybacon]

Finchowned you are a brainless piece of shit who I would love to flush down the toilet.

[Finchowned]

@MsCrispybacon lol calm down. Fat much?

[ihatenaggers1]

LOL at all the disgusting fat fucks in the audience.

[aj329vchsvcgcvmsmcvk]

laugh at 0:47 ha ha ha ha haaaaaaa.

[477lrn]

lol at his laugh at the end

[jwoodford90]

@KittyFX implying people care?

[KittyFX]

@jwoodford90 Yes because as a child molester you have to be in shape. Do you have any children you need babysitting soon?

[Twonkx]

watching this while eating Ben & Jerry's. take that!

[matrixphijr]

2:30 - "MMM, it tastes just like raisins!"

[charcharbinx]

BLUBBERNAUGHT!!

[AaronATG]

Either the fat people have a sick sense of humour. Jimmy is a freakin jedi.

[boosh90]

I'll give it a lick just to be sure. ;)

Love how he nearly starts alughin at it himself n all. :)

[CodedRhythmTalk]

fatty boom batty

[RhunDraco]

blubbernaut made me spit out my drink.

[GOTHICforLIFE1]

@Finchowned It's true that people get fat if they're lazy and don't exercise. But there's a very big difference in how much it takes for some to loose weight compared to others.. In that i mean the combustion. Some can jog it off in a couple of weeks, while others in several months.. But in the end, your point is very much true :P

[xTxrEap3rxTx]

@Finchowned I am fat because I'm a lazy shit. I still love you and Jimmy.

[aztaclalz]

@Finchowned Well said! Whilst fat people have themselves to blame (Sure the odd percentage of fat people who happen to have some sort of a condition, that's a very low percantage however) - What's WAY worse and far more disgusting to look at, are the skinny guys/girls. That's far more disgusting, and it also makes them look poor, lololol.

[Illusifis]

@Finchowned Amen!

[robbocop83]

@Finchowned Being a fat guy myself, I couldn't agree more!

[TheMerchantDS]

I love how he has so many unique jokes.

[someonezmom]

Jimmy is a lollypop head...the self deprecation segway to a stream of fat jokes is pedestrian..oh yawn..

[Chaserpeach]

2:30 that lady just got shitty with him

[MrDenizen]

Ouch... not a good topic to joke about when touring the UK, as 75% of the women in the audience would be fat and wouldn't really enjoy being joked about. Still.. a very funny guy though.

[AEgamesFtw]

He's so funny... my favourite was the end lol even though it's just a cliche pun.

[MDM781]

British humor is dull.

[360cbh]

@MDM781 compared with?

[lglimited]

@MDM781 Fuck ur dead nan?

[DKOPness]

@MDM781 Guess you're a Dane Cook sort of guy? Rofl, go watch your shitty American humour, and don't forget the canned laughter to let you know when you're supposed to laugh!

[liverpoolmatt87]

@MDM781 american humour is dullest

[preemptivestrike20]

@liverpoolmatt87 To generalize is to be an idiot.

[liverpoolmatt87]

@preemptivestrike20 tell that to mdm781 who generalized on britsh humour....I was merely stating a fact which you've heckled over

[preemptivestrike20]

@liverpoolmatt87 In that case you're both idiots. Fair enough? Yes it is. 

[infraball]

as a fat girl these jokes were pretty tame actually. and he's right, if you're offended fucking lose weight.

[PowerTheQwerty]

SQUIDGEY!i admit i fell off my chair

[mikelheron20]

Thought this shit died with Les Dawson and Bernard Manning.

[FuntimeTom]

@mikelheron20 U iz phat then lol

[mikelheron20]

@FuntimeTom Sorry to spoil the joke but I'm really not.

[Obsidian1392]

blubbernaught lol

[ilovepodge]

God I'd love a deep fried Mars bar now!!

[AndrewTraceur]

@ilovepodge In the South (of America), we have fairs where all we do is eat deep friend versions of everyday foods.

[lektioneribajs]

cake

[lektioneribajs]

fat people aren't different. they just like

[bluecatsong]

'Attacking' jokes aren't 'funny'. Ofcorse overweight persons will not laugh at his jokes in fact they will find it offensive. These days being bitchy to be funny seems the popular comedy choice of the stand up comediens. Why is it that we find hurting the feelings of 'different' people 'funny'? what is so funny about what this man saying?

He is only talking about fat women not fat people to include all.. So it leaves a question to ask, Why does he hate women so much?

[MrCliffybiro]

@bluecatsong Have you ever seen a man get offended for being called fat? And fat people aren't 'different' people like gays or blacks. They're people that have gone wrong. Saying jokes about fat people isn't like racism or sexism or being homphobic, fat people could stop being fat if they really wanted.

So, as he said, 'If you're offended by any of these jokes, how about a salad?'

Like he said, if you're offended by any of his jokes

[Plecebo1996]

His jokes aren't getting a very good response, there's no one is applauding/laughing really hard. I guess there were a lot of fat people in the audience.

[StikManJones]

@Plecebo1996 pause at 3:05. that man looks like he wants to kill him.

[DistortedBrain]

blubbernaut <3

[Em183]

those 2 men at 3:06 are like me lol after a while it stopped being funny. Is there any comedian that's funny without using so much vulgarity? or is that very rare for one of these shows. I guess it doesn't sell which says a lot about us as a society.

[Em183]

those 2 men at 3:06 are like me lol after a while it stopped being funny. Is there any comedian that's funny without using so much vulgarity? or is that very rare for one of these shows. I guess it doesn't sell which says a lot about us as a society.

[DKDamilos]

Jimmy Carr is one of the best comedians evah! Pity he only tours the UK!

[judgeman090]

38 people are offended FAT people nuff said

[mcard1d]

I like fat jokes because I AM fat.

[TommyGun8142]

the other day i asked my french teacher if she was pregnant and she said no, it was awkward

[RapLiterallySavedMe]

38 fatasses disliked this.

[Orangemongoose1]

@RapLiterallySavedMe I'm fat and I loved this.

[Mrfgjgfhg]

i used to be skinny, but your mum gave me a cookie every time i fucked her

[e7l13]

SolingenSword, how the fuck does this have to do with the war? Get over yourself. For 1 thats bullshit and for 2 you are just cementing the stereotype of americans AKA ignorant of anything that shows america in a bad light and arrogant about victorys that no one gives a shit about. Go away and eat a cake you chubby mother fucker.

P.s i mean no disrespect to any other americans. I just hate people that think the worlds motto should be god bless america and that sun shines out of every yanks arse

[cinglesby]

How do you get a fat person into bed? Piece of cake!

[HZD09]

what dvd is this from?

[jaymaccool]

The guy at 3:09 must have a fat girlfriend

[xition25]

LOL I ate cake for breakfast today, I'm not fat but still it's quite funny XD

[TestrisMan]

im fat and i find these jokes cake



[watdoejebigtime]

@TestrisMan i bet you like mathematics just because you get to discuss pi.

[bob3211000]

@TestrisMan I'm fat but people just make a joke that I find....CAKE

[klain42]

@TestrisMan or...I'm fat and I find these jokes...oh look cake!

[clyrenternal]

What happened to the joke "you're fatist"/ "no you're fattest"?

[Mikeybetts]

im fat and i LOVE this!

i have mixed up a fat person and a pregnant person D:

[cooljayhu]

Gravy isn't an energy drink... yet

[DeviantsRealm]

It's a good thing fatties don't have feelings.

[SolingenSword]

Wasn't this mother fucker on red dwarf?

[SolingenSword]

I've scrapped shit off my shoes that were more comedic than this twat.

[SolingenSword]

What would have been really funny is if America let the Nazis invade England, now that's funny.

[nuberiffic]

@SolingenSword funny how you think it was up to the americans...

[SolingenSword]

Is it me? or does this fucktard suck!?

[Minemetsa45]

@SolingenSword just a wild guess but...

are you fat?

[SolingenSword]

@Minemetsa45 no, just intelligent.

[Synthonym]

@SolingenSword

Just you.



[jeneab94]

like the fact that most people in there are fat...sorry...chuncky bubble wahtnot..

[Mudig]

it's just funny how the camera is only focusing on the fat chicks.

[ScottM710]

I like fat jokes because I am fat

[The666thBowelOfHell]

I love how the camera is only panning in the fatties

[13smitbr]

2:30, you can tell she's enjoying these fat jokes :D

[m0oC0vvZz]

The guy at 3:04 just doesn't get it at all :L

[destined2sleep]

@m0oC0vvZz he's one of Richard Simmons nephews

[JDLupus]

33 people are squidgy.

[dageezerboi]

love how the camera zooms in on all the fatties

[iwanfishz9]

@dageezerboi

You mean zoom out

[DarBalls5]

3:04 He's definitely god a fat bird

[ccinnz]

33 people need to have a salad

[pimpboykd]

the way every girl mustve gotten really self conscious

[TheNab2323]

i would walk away if i was fat

[gamblemadman]

@TheNab2323 Waddle ...

You would waddle away.

[TheNab2323]

@gamblemadman just from the show

[gamblemadman]

@TheNab2323 eeerm ...

yup.

[Sotospithisful]

How many fat people did u see in the audience not laughing ? i counted 3

[Rismhah]

"CHUNKY MONKEY. WOBBLESLOB. FATTY BOOM BATTY. BLUBBER-NAUT :')" Oh my god, i always mix up fat people with pregnant people :|

[Indubitably14]

2:28 Girl realizing the jokes apply to her

[WillDinn]

Chunky Monkey Wobble Slob

[thelad567]

deep fryed mares bars are the shit.

[MrPutrifyingEagor]

I've tried to get into Jimmy Carr but can't,I actually think he's a monotone boring twat.I cannot believe he's so popular!

[whosaidpie]

@MrPutrifyingEagor He has that love him or hate him attitude. Sometimes I'm really put off and sometimes I'm in hysterics. I like this one though.

[AlexTehGr8]

3:04

Not. Impressed.

[TheWeepingCorpse]

to the bloke at the end, you're a such a miserable fuck.

[Neonman78]

I love how all the reaction shots of the audience are of fat women.

[stockmaster1982]

@Neonman78 I think British women are a little bigger compared to other women. I've seen a lot of overweight women from that country!

[Butdidudie]

Squidgy



[MrFunnyjoka]

she wast a size zero she was the shape zero

[ezet]

I think what made this golden, is the reaction of the fat women in the audience ;)

[cmcgurk1]

deep fried mars bars are delicious though :( ahahahah

[CrazyMinecraftDude]

That dislike bar is like Lady GaGa's penis, it shouldn't be there

[TheJokeMonster]

I love how all the camera crew show the fat people in the audience :P

[PorridgeStall]

How long has he been the coolest twat alive?

[johnsstime]

@MrDanny765 If you're going to be a mindless sheep, reposting the childish superstition rants, you could at least make an attempt to spell the words in the repost correctly. You fucking idiot.

[StonewallJackson26]

I am not fat, but I am not amused by this dude.

[johnsstime]

@StonewallJackson26 Unfamiliar with his wit and comedy style, or simply not your cup of tea?

[StonewallJackson26]

@johnsstime It is just a series of one liners, sounds like he is reading a teleprompter. It's not that his material is horrible, it's that his delivery is dull.

[theomega616]

@StonewallJackson26 It is a style of telling jokes, there is even a guy who tells it more dead pan than this ... Steven wright.

[johnsstime]

@StonewallJackson26 This particular bit is not that funny.

[funessn1]

1:40 to 1:41, chick to the way right is unhappy is fuck.

[aiktai]

I like fat jokes because i'm not fat

[fraserelliottguitar]

@aiktai I like them despite being fat.

[tazer95]

@aiktai I like fat jokes because I'm fat.

[SubRosaSpear]

@aiktai I like fat jokes because I am fat ;)

[midfielderlegend]

@aiktai i like fat jokes because I am fat!!

[castnettheRTC]

2:28 haha

[hanson666999]

>:^D hahaha

[dmohr7]

would of been fucking hilarious if tat 2:40 he licked his lips and yelled AW FUCK