I used to work in Chicago

[Hockeykidhoofy]

A minivan she want

Two in the front, three in the back she got!

[cfalleutmt]

seafood she wanted

crabs she got

[TheDanBez]

A woman came in for somme violet grapes from the store,

violet grape she wanted,

Violently raped she got

[ScrumpyJack1234]

A woman came into the store asking for a pirate ship.

A pirate ship from the store!?

A pirate ship she wante, a jolly rogering she got

[beefyness101]

A woman came into the store for a metaphysical conversation.

A metaphysical conversation from the store?

A metaphysical conversation she wanted....

RAPE SHE GOT!!!!

baahahaha

[CupcakexKitty]

a man came in for some jewlery,

some jewlery he wanted, a pearl necklace I got xD

[elBorrachoGuapo]

some cash she wanted

some A.T.M. she got

[robEls911]

an optical viewing device she asked for.. my JAP'S EYE she got!!!

[thegozguy]

i like the one when they go "a nail said, screwed her i did, but i dont work their no more"

[mudflowers]

everytime i think of chicago i think of this song lol

[ajonesvw]

brilliant!! i always forget the lines for this but stumbled upon an iPhone App the other day called "Rugby Songs". 59p but i now keep this going for a good 20 minutes.

[Romfordboy1993]

A Women came into the store asking for an oven, an oven she asked for, a roasting she got !!!!!

[dantheman513]

a woman came looking for flooring. i asked what kind do you adore? tile she wanted, hardwood she got. OHHH and i don't work there anymore

[brookesyful]

glazed doughnut she wanted. cream filled she got brass taps she wanted, golden shower she got ground coffee she wanted, grind her I did jumper she wanted, jump her I did liquor she wanted, lick her I did elevator she wanted, my shaft she got carpet she wanted, deep shag she got hammer she wanted, nailed she got watering can she wanted, hosed she got floppy disk she wanted, hard drive she got velvet she wanted, felt she got liquor she wanted, lick her I did

[D4vy87]

A lady came into the store one day asking for a fight with Mike Tyson...

A fight with Mike Tyson she asked for, a good pounding in the ring she got....!!

[imacfubu]

a lady came into the store for a kit kat

a kit kat she wanted

four fingers she got

[GenericInsect1979]

What does he say right at the end about electricity?

[D4vy87]

The Shocker, look it up, it involves inserting a little finger somewhere.

[andrewtress]

a lady came in for some cutlery some cutlery from the store

we didnt have any fucking cutlery but i fucked her anyways

[imfraeglasgow]

A girl came in for some jewelery

some jewelery from the store

some jewelery she wanted a pearl necklace she got

[D4vy87]

a woman came in asking for sex...

i kindly refused and asked her leave.

[cxetim]

A woman came in and asked for a dog.

I asked her what dog she adored,

A cocker she said so cock her I did

[bulkfull]

ya' got it goin'...i'll give ya' that 5

[GeneralGeArS]

A lady came in for a manicure

A Manicure she wanted

A FACIAL SHE GOT!

[7735376]

a lady came in for a B&Q, a B&Q from the store, a B&Q she wanted spit roast she got and i dont work there any more

[shifty7093]

sub aquatic diving aparatus she wanted

MUFF DIVER she got!!!

[nickf300]

butter she wanted, spread she got!

[MegaVolks]

a lady came in for a glazed dounut

glazed dounut she wanted, cream filled she got!!

[MegaVolks]

a tree she wanted,

a log she got!!!

a oil change she wanted,

my dipstick she got!!!!

[bs07rjlp]

A ruler she wanted

my length she got!

I dont work any more

[maiseyferret]

old german mining equipment she wanted

MEIN SHAFT SHE GOT!

[EDGEWOMAN]

Heil Hitler!

[408mile408]

i love this song!

[loosekanen]

A woman came in for some help... some help from the store! Help she wanted, AIDshe got. I don't work there anymore.

[gjhargre11226969]

A woman came into the store one day asking for a cockrel in a pint of cider.

A cockrel in a pint of cider from the store?

A cockrel in a pint of cider she wanted....my cock inside her she got!!

[TheRocknRollZebra]

a woman came in for some Sprite

Sprite she wanted, 7 up she got!!;DD

[tkw251070]

It's good to see the lasses laughing...

a lady came into the store one day asking for a some jewellery, a jewellery she wanted a pearl necklace she got she got.

I was just about to write the carpet/shag one. But you had it.

[240warheads]

The best she wanted my wurst she got

[gdr321]

A man came in for some cloth

Some cloth from the store?

Some cloth he wanted, my RAG he got,

OHHH I don't work there anymore

[40oztofreedomE34]

an orgasm she wanted

who cares what she got!

[macus1692]

a lady cam einto the store one day asking for a tractor, a tractor she wanted a ploughing she got

[rippedwrangler]

The guys in this video and most of the commenters are idiots. The whole point of this song is a twist on the SAME word....Cake: what kind? Layer she said, so lay her I did...Lamp: floor she said so floor her I did. Gloves: rubber she said, so rub her I did. Dairy: creamer she said, so cream her I did......Almost all of the crap these guys say does not fit the pattern. Are they imbeciles, or what?

[l2o2z2a]

i used to work in chicago - in the old department store, i used to work in chicago, i dont work anymore,madaline mcann came into the store one day looking for an award winning tv series, an award wining tv series from the store, an award winning tv series she asked for LOST SHE GOT!!

[gagey15]

the alphabet one is top.

[CopperClemens]

A woman came in looking for an abortion. An abortion she wanted, a kick down the stairs she got!

[libertinefred]

a lady came in for a carpet...

a carpet she wanted, LAID she got!

OOOO.....

x

[dantheman513]

you mean shag

[tatan10]

a lady came in for a chicken

Chicken from the store?

Chicken she wanted my cock she got

OHHH I don't work there any more

[pixies1971]

BMFIDO-a women came into the store 1 day asking for a bigmac! a bigmac from the store? a bigmac she wanted a wopper she got!! ohhhhh i dont work anymore.

[PandorasFool]

one we always do--

I used to work in Chicago in the old department store, I used to work in Chicago, I don't work there any more. A lady came in for 7 well-done hamburgers. 7 well-done hamburgers? Yeah, 7 well-done she wanted, 8 raw ("ate raw") she got!

OHHHHH I don't work there anymore!

[Zmads]

I used to work in chicago in the old department store, i used to work in chicago, i dont work anymore, a lady came in for a Flopy disk. A flopy disk from the store? A Flopy disk she wanted, My Hard Drive she got!

[welshoop]

i used to work in chicago - in the old department store, i used to work in chicago, i dont work anymore, a lady came in for a whisk, a whisk from the store ? A whisk she wanted - beaten she got !!

[jcr003]

I used to work in Chicago at the old department store, I used to work in Chicago, I don't work there any more! A lady came in for a vibrator, A Vibrator From the Store... A Vibrator She Wanted, MICHAEL J FOX SHE GOT!!!

[Otherside0110]

wow. I just spit my coffee all over the keyboard. Good man.

[jeannaaaaaa]

A woman came into the store for a dinosaur.

A dinosaur she wanted, a lick-a-lottapus she got!

[PbMessiah691]

a lady came in for a cheese burger

a cheese burger she wanted, my Big Mac she got

[bullab00]

a guy came in for a pizza

a pizza he wanted, his backdoor delivery i got

OHHHHHH

[bmcgert]

that guy is so fucking hot i want to share a guiness with him

[steveviez44]

a lady came in for a bowling ball

a bowling ball she wanted... 3 fingers and thrown into the gutter she got

[avd1988]

i used to work in chicago in an old department store, i used to work in chicago, but i don't work there any more, cos one day a woman came into the store asking for a window

a window she asked for, 12 inches of pain she got

[DaddyBare2002]

I used to work in Chicago ~ in a department store. I used to work in Chicago ~ I did; BUTT, I don't, anymore. A lady came in for a tool ~ I said, "What can I do ya for???" A vibrator, she said; and, BESSA-ME-MOOCH; and, they THREW ME OUT THE DOOR!!!

[DaddyBare2002]

Good 'ceptin ya can't understand over half of it ~ BUTT, lemme tell ya ~ I used to work in Chicago ~ in a department store; I used to work in Chicago ~ I did; but, I don't, anymore ~ a lady came in for a CAKE ~ I said, "what can I do ya for???" A "LAYER" she said; and, LAYER, I did; and, I don't work there, no more!!!

[Druided]

Sheehans!

[ScubaWeeble]

AHHAAH!! That was the funniest! I really enjoyed these guys performing for us! ;o)