Lmfao!!! Dude I remember this guy in elementary who wanted to be a priest (not gonna mention any names) but he said "oh the Pope was a Nazi." Like the Pope being a Nazi was a "BAD THING." Doug Stanhope is poking fun at the hypocrites within this video and I wish that guy I knew in elementary would watch this. Doug is one of my favorite comedians XD
Hitler was no Christian even though he was baptized as one. He relinquished his faith at an early age, upon learning that it was rooted from the Judaism, not to mention that Christ himself was Jewish. He also considered Christianity a weak and pathetic religion and his SS destroyed many of the churches and made a mochery of Christ. Hitler was a pagan
@expertstrategy dude, get your shit straight. I don't know if you had seen "Triumph of the Will" (it's a propaganda documentary filmed during the nazi party rally in nuremberg in 1934) and that bitch hitler mentions god in many of his speeches, in that movie and throughout his years in power, and he has said that he did what he did to the jewish people cause he was doing "god's work" how fucked up is that?!?
@wsiklogfh Ignore anyone who says "Hitler was Atheist" or "Not a Catholic," for any good college historian will tell you he was in fact a Catholic. It's a pure propaganda stunt in itself to rescue Christianity (Protestant/Catholic w/e lol) and ridicule Atheism.
@proteoid Hitler was an occultist not a Christian. Stalin and Mao did not kill "on behalf of Atheism," but rather aided by the void of the lack of moral values imparted by most religious belief systems (there are exceptions e.g. satanic worship). What irks many people about religion: behavioral values. The inability of some to abid by religious or societal standards does not debase the standards themselves. I hope the pope does not condons inappropriate behavior, especially by priests
@mrscambuster100 "aided by the void of the lack of moral values imparted by most religious belief systems" interesting, knowing that most if not all northern european countries are mostly atheists and agnostics, and for their size and small economy, they're doing a hell of a lot better than all those 'good christian' countries like the US or england
We are not being deliberately programmed by comedians? Its termed Neuro Linguistic Programming (NLP). Watch NLP Anchoring in Action Example of Chris Rock and Adam Sandler:
Yes, many large corporation are supporting the now debunked co2 global warming scam. You don't recognize it because we are being bombarded with nonsense. non-stop. The evidence and truth is out there. This is not a subjective matter; its a fact. I like some of Carlin's material, but not all of it. I dont think George Carlin was a shill because recognized the problem and had the courage to put it into his routine:
Avantgarde (so sorry); so chic. Corporate shill. If he would support religion, morality or stood against depopulation or bogus global warming - this guy knows he'd be yanked in a millisecond from cable and everywhere else....He is talented, but his material is propaganda.
@nothingness36 And I think that you don't even know how much your screen name reflects your personality. /// Communism, in a nutshell, is the abolition of private property and the rule of an elite class who preaches that every man is equal, as long as their equal in dirt. Communsism is an elitist government, by nature.
That was pretty funny, though there is something wrong with the sound. I had to record it in audacity and ramp up the sound to +20dB and it was still really low.
Communism murdered over 100,00,000 people in the 20th Century, but it's so cool to walk around in Che and Mao shirts! That is! That is so cool! How people can be such huge hypocrites and in a country where people can't even find the US on a world map! They're so right! It's so cool! Hahaha!
@TenderTrap86 Communism is a concept. Perhaps communists murdered 100,000,000 people, though I'd be interested to see where you got that number, but not Communism. Communism is also practiced throughout the world on the small scale quite successfully by nice peaceful folks who rarely make headlines.
@klfly - "Communism is a concept" - Hmm... I don't think V.I. Lenin, Comrade Stalin, Chairman Mao or Pol Pot would agree with you. /// You can look up your own figures and add them up. I've said nothing incorrect about the death tally under the Red Flag. Look for yourself. The facts are there. /// Fascism has also been practiced "on a small scale and quite sucessfully by nice peaceful folks who rarely make headlines". Look up Antonio Oliviera. Portugal voted him the best ruler they ever had.
@TenderTrap86 Pol Pot, Mao and Stalin do not get to redefine the rules of grammar.
Your comment about Facism only proves my point. The political philosophy did not kill, the practitioners of it did. Catholicism did not molest, oppress, murder, etc. but the Catholic church sure did. Still trying to figure out what your original post had to do with the video you're commenting on. Red flag right there.
@klfly - "Still trying to figure out what your original post had to do with the video you're commenting on. Red flag right there."- The pseudointellectual's response to resistance against their stance: "he's a troll". Just disregard everything I have to say because it has nothing to do with anything, but just remember your the one entertaining the troll./// That the Catholic Church did those things is like saying it was Germany that killed 11 million in the Holocaust. It's collective and stupid.
@TenderTrap86 Interesting word, pseudo-intellectual; tends to only be used by the very people it describes. I never called you a troll. You must be projecting. You're willing to say that "Communism", a concept, murdered people and then you can't grasp that an organization that is repeatedly guilty of horrible crimes might have to bear some responsibility? Perhaps there is something in the power structure, bylaws and history of the Catholic church leads to insane behavior, or is it coincidence?
@klfly I'm not saying that communism did that. I'm saying people did that. But, since many like to equate the entire group with a few individuals, I thought it would to the point by flipping the script. And, better do your research about all the accusations against the Catholic Church. They're actually quite dramatized. Hollywood movies, you know...
@TenderTrap86 The conversation pretty much ends when one party says they didn't mean what they said and that it was elaborate attempt to form an analogy.
The Catholic church's crimes against humanity are well documented. I am a student of history and Hollywood is not high on my source list.
@mrscambuster100 Big difference - Hitler believed that he was carrying out the will of God. Stalin and Mao did not do what they did on behalf of atheism.
Hitler was an occultist not a Christian. Stalin and Mao did not kill "on behalf of Atheism," but rather aided by the void of the lack of moral values imparted by most religious belief systems (there are exceptions e.g. satanic worship). That is irks many people about religion: behavioral values. The inability of some to abid by religious or societal standards does not debase the standards themselves. Personally, I hope the pope condons inappropriate behavior, especially by priests
What a specious argument. I seriously doubt anyone would consider Hitler a practicing Christian of any denomination. In fact, Hitler and the SS were obsessed with the occult. Note the Celtic runic symbols (SS)-Schutzstaffel - prominently displayed on their uniforms, for example.
@mrscambuster100 "The folkish-minded man, in particular, has the sacred duty, each in his own denomination, of making people stop just talking superficially of God's will, and actually fulfill God's will, and not let God's word be desecrated. For God's will gave men their form, their essence and their abilities. Anyone who destroys His work is declaring war on the Lord's creation, the divine will" Adolf HItler - Mein Kampf.
@big1gangsta2clink If you are going to make claims - back the claims up with evidence. I can post several quotes from Hitler where he states his devotion to God. He even claims that by killing Jews, he is performing the will of God. There are even pictures of hm with the pope and bishops (all of whom celebrated Hitler's birthday). He was 100% of the Christian faith.
Anyone who questions gods eternal love and forgiveness leads to murder torture death and degradation and eternal suffering afterward. makes total sense.
"The first casualty when war comes is the truth." - California governor and senator Hiram Johnson
the word "religion" has the same Latin root as "ligature" which means to bind together. Judaism was applied to WW2 when the holocaust claims were manufactured to bind together the jews thru fanatical support of the claims. The jews figured out long ago that persecution stories need not be truthful to successfully bind together their tribe. Judaism is the "religion of persecution".
Don't feel bad about being misinformed about the role of the R.C. Church in the Holocaust. Just Google "CatholicNaziLeaders" (one word), and then come back here and correct your prior post.
To see how monstrous a role the Catholic Church played in the holocaust as a whole, Google "RCscandal" (one word).
dweeb MC. You are the idiot, can't say if God has damned you, but you are a lying douche bag, so it's very likely. You want to rewrite history, but you can't you Jesuit scumbag! You're full of shit, and anyone can look it up themselves. The Nazis state that Nazism is catholic. WATCH:
Nazi Germany - A Creation of the Vatican and Jesuits
Umm, you and the guy you responded to,(dweebieMC) have missed the whole point of the bit, which is not surprising considering your limited grasp of human language. Reading your responses just affirms every belief I have about the stupidity of mankind at large, It would appear the only difference between you 2 and a couple chimps is the lack of hair, and your mom lets you borrow her computer. Perhaps the next time you have something to say, you should instead, step in front of a speeding truck.
So your Nazi priest raped you for years, until you fell in love with him. Now you are ruined, since you are older, he's moved on to younger pastures. You are what? 350 pounds, with a one inch dick you can't locate? Seems like you should put down your shit sandwich, and pop some cyanide pills. Do the world a favor. One less gas station attendant, we won't lose the cure for Cancer. I've pointed out Nazism is Roman Catholic. Sorry I crushed your fragile egg shell ego. Say hi to your fag priest!
Sweet, the asshole tweenie got his mom to teach him how to use spell check?
Im so happy for you. Now all you need to do is either get over you homophobia, or do what you obviously crave to do, and suck on a few cocks. I imagine swallowing a load or two will help you feel better about yourself. Give in to your urges! Resisting them so you can maintain a facade of humanity and normalcy is only making you angry.
Since when does "set of beliefs" equal a religion, or supernatural power?
This has to be one of the most idiotic questions ever. I didn't know that atheists believe in "nothing." I hear they just sit around all day and don't do anything because they don't believe in anything.
No, see you're picking the wrong thing. Learn your philosophies. Maybe you should be asking this to a nihilist, not an atheist.
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Well I choose Christ because there was no where else to go! I could not escape from Him love! So I prayed and I really felt like peace and joy and that my burderns of my sin were gone....
It was a real high!
And to all my drug addicted friends out there, I would say there is no high Like the MOst High God!
Personally I think Doug is very funny, and I *am* a Christian. (Yes, I can laugh at myself and the foibles/contradictions of my own religion . . . I think every person should be able to laugh at themselves and not take themselves too seriously.) Plus . . . think about it . . . if you are the sort of person whom Doug Stanhope makes mad? . . . you're playing right into his hands; his JOB is to offend people in a comical manner.
Correction DE-evolution. nice screen id with 777 = the # symbol in Christianity ...yeah, right. Let me guess: the world needs to bring some bogus world religion like ba'haii, illuminism, satanism, or aetheism (worship of self?) - because we need to lower our moral standards to zero. STANHOPE-ISM: moral people get in my way, get rid of them all, they bother me; cant do everything nasty I want....booh, moral people.
@MrScambuster1 He's talking about the pope and hitler - WTF have they got to do with being moral. Is it moral to preach virtue to others with a kid hanging of the end of your dick? It's hypocrites he's booing
This so-called avandgarde comic is nothing more that a complete corporate SHILL making jokes that are in with the establishment anti-religion agenda, so people like you will say OK to everything - morality is not hip - let's torture, kill, rape etc....Talk about hypocrite...what a kiss-butt corporate shill - oh, how cutting edge. BAH.
@MrScambuster1 who the hell told you that aetheism meant worship of self? it means not worshipping any deity. although i agree, stanhopeism for the win
let's call it hope-ism, its got a better ring to it.
@mrscambuster100 I'm not "programmed" with anything (wrong preposition anyway, computers are "programmed with" people are "programmed by") and that's usually religion. And if you're making a statement that the corporate world is on board with global warming - then you're being programmed by a different corporate world that I don't recognise.. We have a totally reverse view of reality. Plus - I just found the guy funny. I guess you think George Carlin was a corporate shill too? Hilarious
OK, you are anti-religion - good for you. Its propaganda. People are progrmmed like computers insofar as instructions are input and results are extruded. Nonetheless, you ARE programmed by (thank you) corporate entertainment, especially when you do not recognize it. Read in-depth on the career work of Edward Louis Bernays (Sigmund Freud's nephew) if you harbor any doubts. Comics do not really have a choice; they want to get hired, so they say want producers want to hear.
well thats certainly not the stand you took while wishing cancer on doug stanhope. he's a comedian, either laugh or respect the art, either way you don't practice what you preach.
stanhope is fantastic and this is the best way to ease someone into his humor.
buddhastalin 1 month ago
comparing the pope and hitler? poor hitler
MaxikingNimero 4 months ago
Yea Adolf Hitler has expressed his catholic faith numerous times in his writings, not sure what the big deal is here?
ryanbeatbox 4 months ago
So true! I guess Pope Bernard fits right in!
darkknight9761 6 months ago
Lmfao!!! Dude I remember this guy in elementary who wanted to be a priest (not gonna mention any names) but he said "oh the Pope was a Nazi." Like the Pope being a Nazi was a "BAD THING." Doug Stanhope is poking fun at the hypocrites within this video and I wish that guy I knew in elementary would watch this. Doug is one of my favorite comedians XD
edgarthendo 7 months ago
the word NAZI is made up of two parts NAtionals + ZIonists.
igrewold 1 year ago
@igrewold wrong, it's short for NAtionalsoZIalismus.
wsiklogfh 9 months ago
Wrong, the SS were not Catholic, in fact they were atheist, which is why SS graves had an arrow pointing upwards, rather than a cross!
tomhyoung 1 year ago
@tomhyoung
Daedalus1776 1 year ago
Catholicism is not Christianity.
FAITHandLOGIC 1 year ago
Hitler was no Christian even though he was baptized as one. He relinquished his faith at an early age, upon learning that it was rooted from the Judaism, not to mention that Christ himself was Jewish. He also considered Christianity a weak and pathetic religion and his SS destroyed many of the churches and made a mochery of Christ. Hitler was a pagan
expertstrategy 1 year ago
@expertstrategy dude, get your shit straight. I don't know if you had seen "Triumph of the Will" (it's a propaganda documentary filmed during the nazi party rally in nuremberg in 1934) and that bitch hitler mentions god in many of his speeches, in that movie and throughout his years in power, and he has said that he did what he did to the jewish people cause he was doing "god's work" how fucked up is that?!?
wsiklogfh 11 months ago
@wsiklogfh Ignore anyone who says "Hitler was Atheist" or "Not a Catholic," for any good college historian will tell you he was in fact a Catholic. It's a pure propaganda stunt in itself to rescue Christianity (Protestant/Catholic w/e lol) and ridicule Atheism.
thevoicoftruth1989 9 months ago 2
seistan "all religion is evil" That is your satanic wish, no doubt, but an obvious lie, sorry.
watch?v=Rw3obJ_qqZA
Nice Satanic worshipping band and audience.
mrscambuster100 1 year ago
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@mrscambuster100 it is and you are proof of it
oakaveli 1 year ago
@mrscambuster100 Worshipping Satan is equally retarded, if not more.
BillHicks420 1 year ago
@proteoid Hitler was an occultist not a Christian. Stalin and Mao did not kill "on behalf of Atheism," but rather aided by the void of the lack of moral values imparted by most religious belief systems (there are exceptions e.g. satanic worship). What irks many people about religion: behavioral values. The inability of some to abid by religious or societal standards does not debase the standards themselves. I hope the pope does not condons inappropriate behavior, especially by priests
mrscambuster100 1 year ago
@mrscambuster100 "aided by the void of the lack of moral values imparted by most religious belief systems" interesting, knowing that most if not all northern european countries are mostly atheists and agnostics, and for their size and small economy, they're doing a hell of a lot better than all those 'good christian' countries like the US or england
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mrscambuster100 1 year ago
@adeleellie6
We are not being deliberately programmed by comedians? Its termed Neuro Linguistic Programming (NLP). Watch NLP Anchoring in Action Example of Chris Rock and Adam Sandler:
watch?v=OoFJUmd6zs8&feature=related
More on NLP in the media (fox news):
watch?v=iTIw7FEg85E&feature=related
What to buy:
watch?v=sm9PA-yAf4c
Welcome to Mind Control.
mrscambuster100 1 year ago
@adeleellie6
Yes, many large corporation are supporting the now debunked co2 global warming scam. You don't recognize it because we are being bombarded with nonsense. non-stop. The evidence and truth is out there. This is not a subjective matter; its a fact. I like some of Carlin's material, but not all of it. I dont think George Carlin was a shill because recognized the problem and had the courage to put it into his routine:
watch?v=WGL8FEMc378
Carlin: owners - no critical thinking!
mrscambuster100 1 year ago
Avantgarde (so sorry); so chic. Corporate shill. If he would support religion, morality or stood against depopulation or bogus global warming - this guy knows he'd be yanked in a millisecond from cable and everywhere else....He is talented, but his material is propaganda.
mrscambuster100 1 year ago
All priests and the pope are pedophiles - you are a complete moron.
mrscambuster100 1 year ago
I can't understand how anyone can revere the pope after he admitted his part in protecting priests involved in child-abuse. Shocking!
ZX71K 1 year ago
hahaha sooooo true
buddhastalin 1 year ago
that was amazing. absolutely hilarious.
xxDaemonGirlxx 1 year ago
@nothingness36 Was I defending totalitarian governements?
TenderTrap86 1 year ago
@nothingness36 And I think that you don't even know how much your screen name reflects your personality. /// Communism, in a nutshell, is the abolition of private property and the rule of an elite class who preaches that every man is equal, as long as their equal in dirt. Communsism is an elitist government, by nature.
TenderTrap86 1 year ago
That was pretty funny, though there is something wrong with the sound. I had to record it in audacity and ramp up the sound to +20dB and it was still really low.
Disthron 1 year ago
Communism murdered over 100,00,000 people in the 20th Century, but it's so cool to walk around in Che and Mao shirts! That is! That is so cool! How people can be such huge hypocrites and in a country where people can't even find the US on a world map! They're so right! It's so cool! Hahaha!
TenderTrap86 1 year ago
@TenderTrap86 Communism is a concept. Perhaps communists murdered 100,000,000 people, though I'd be interested to see where you got that number, but not Communism. Communism is also practiced throughout the world on the small scale quite successfully by nice peaceful folks who rarely make headlines.
klfly 1 year ago
@klfly - "Communism is a concept" - Hmm... I don't think V.I. Lenin, Comrade Stalin, Chairman Mao or Pol Pot would agree with you. /// You can look up your own figures and add them up. I've said nothing incorrect about the death tally under the Red Flag. Look for yourself. The facts are there. /// Fascism has also been practiced "on a small scale and quite sucessfully by nice peaceful folks who rarely make headlines". Look up Antonio Oliviera. Portugal voted him the best ruler they ever had.
TenderTrap86 1 year ago
@TenderTrap86 Pol Pot, Mao and Stalin do not get to redefine the rules of grammar.
Your comment about Facism only proves my point. The political philosophy did not kill, the practitioners of it did. Catholicism did not molest, oppress, murder, etc. but the Catholic church sure did. Still trying to figure out what your original post had to do with the video you're commenting on. Red flag right there.
klfly 1 year ago
@klfly - "Still trying to figure out what your original post had to do with the video you're commenting on. Red flag right there."- The pseudointellectual's response to resistance against their stance: "he's a troll". Just disregard everything I have to say because it has nothing to do with anything, but just remember your the one entertaining the troll./// That the Catholic Church did those things is like saying it was Germany that killed 11 million in the Holocaust. It's collective and stupid.
TenderTrap86 1 year ago
@TenderTrap86 Interesting word, pseudo-intellectual; tends to only be used by the very people it describes. I never called you a troll. You must be projecting. You're willing to say that "Communism", a concept, murdered people and then you can't grasp that an organization that is repeatedly guilty of horrible crimes might have to bear some responsibility? Perhaps there is something in the power structure, bylaws and history of the Catholic church leads to insane behavior, or is it coincidence?
klfly 1 year ago
@klfly I'm not saying that communism did that. I'm saying people did that. But, since many like to equate the entire group with a few individuals, I thought it would to the point by flipping the script. And, better do your research about all the accusations against the Catholic Church. They're actually quite dramatized. Hollywood movies, you know...
TenderTrap86 1 year ago
@TenderTrap86 The conversation pretty much ends when one party says they didn't mean what they said and that it was elaborate attempt to form an analogy.
The Catholic church's crimes against humanity are well documented. I am a student of history and Hollywood is not high on my source list.
klfly 1 year ago
@klfly Oh, yeah? List them and I'll tell you why your wrong. I'm waiting.
TenderTrap86 1 year ago
Well, Hitler and the SS were Catholics, so it kind of makes sense.
proteoid 1 year ago 57
@proteoid
Weren't Stalin and Mao atheists? So the biggest mass-murdering leaders in history were godless, or rather they preferred to play god themselves.
mrscambuster100 1 year ago
@mrscambuster100 Big difference - Hitler believed that he was carrying out the will of God. Stalin and Mao did not do what they did on behalf of atheism.
proteoid 1 year ago
@proteoid
Hitler was an occultist not a Christian. Stalin and Mao did not kill "on behalf of Atheism," but rather aided by the void of the lack of moral values imparted by most religious belief systems (there are exceptions e.g. satanic worship). That is irks many people about religion: behavioral values. The inability of some to abid by religious or societal standards does not debase the standards themselves. Personally, I hope the pope condons inappropriate behavior, especially by priests
mrscambuster100 1 year ago
@mrscambuster100 He was Roman Catholic, and HE did believe the work he did was for God. He believed the Aryans race was God`s race.
BillHicks420 1 year ago
@proteoid
What a specious argument. I seriously doubt anyone would consider Hitler a practicing Christian of any denomination. In fact, Hitler and the SS were obsessed with the occult. Note the Celtic runic symbols (SS)-Schutzstaffel - prominently displayed on their uniforms, for example.
mrscambuster100 1 year ago
@mrscambuster100 "The folkish-minded man, in particular, has the sacred duty, each in his own denomination, of making people stop just talking superficially of God's will, and actually fulfill God's will, and not let God's word be desecrated. For God's will gave men their form, their essence and their abilities. Anyone who destroys His work is declaring war on the Lord's creation, the divine will" Adolf HItler - Mein Kampf.
proteoid 1 year ago
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@proteoid
This posting is not about Atheism; its about the promotion of santanism. seistan "all religion is evil" That is his satanic wish
watch?v=Rw3obJ_qqZA
Note the satanic worshipping band and audience.
mrscambuster100 1 year ago
@mrscambuster100 Or the solar wheel itself- the swastika for that matter...
allaboutdmagic 8 months ago
@proteoid Hitler was actually an Atheist.
big1gangsta2clink 1 year ago
@big1gangsta2clink If you are going to make claims - back the claims up with evidence. I can post several quotes from Hitler where he states his devotion to God. He even claims that by killing Jews, he is performing the will of God. There are even pictures of hm with the pope and bishops (all of whom celebrated Hitler's birthday). He was 100% of the Christian faith.
proteoid 1 year ago
@proteoid yeah that's great. He's dead so who cares. btw, I'm not religious so don't get your panties in a twist
big1gangsta2clink 1 year ago
@big1gangsta2clink FALSE. "I am now as before a Catholic and will always remain so."-Adolph Hitler lol, google it.
thevoicoftruth1989 9 months ago
@proteoid
Hitler what A Kabalist an Nazi where Pagan's.
NATIONALCOMMUNISM666 8 months ago
Anyone who questions gods eternal love and forgiveness leads to murder torture death and degradation and eternal suffering afterward. makes total sense.
Zellps0 1 year ago
fuck you doug kid fucking what a lowlife
lebnen143 1 year ago
LOL "a Pope? oh shit! I'm outta here!"
drodude301 1 year ago 2
ASSHOLE!
xantipathebest 1 year ago
"That new Nazi...he used to be a Pope!" "No shit!? I'm fuckin' out of here!"
NWG92 1 year ago 5
"That new Nazi...he used to be a Pope!" "No shit!?"
NWG92 1 year ago
LOL!
Semitophobe 1 year ago
Do ya'll think the pope actually believes in god?
Charkie10 2 years ago 6
@ Charkie10
Actually, I don't think he does.
He, and a large part of the catholic church seem caught in a certain way of thinking.
str0man2008 2 years ago
"The first casualty when war comes is the truth." - California governor and senator Hiram Johnson
the word "religion" has the same Latin root as "ligature" which means to bind together. Judaism was applied to WW2 when the holocaust claims were manufactured to bind together the jews thru fanatical support of the claims. The jews figured out long ago that persecution stories need not be truthful to successfully bind together their tribe. Judaism is the "religion of persecution".
ForTheArticles 2 years ago
God does exist. For there is Doug Stanhope.
LordSpectreXII 2 years ago 3
So funny.
drServitus 2 years ago
Jesuits were behind the third Reich... so this is actually more on point than he realizes. haha
mattlambrecht 2 years ago
Jesus Christ has returned. I AM.
IAMJESUSmovie 2 years ago
Yep, I highly recommend this video for a laugh and a light on the RC Church.
Bigbeechbum 2 years ago
"He used to be a pope" lololol.
DemokritosAbdera 2 years ago 4
Fantastic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rwtj01 2 years ago 2
What this guy says is true!
Sdzamarron 2 years ago
OOOOO, well fuck you up!!!
RepublikaTwo 2 years ago
Hilarious.
WorshipInTruth 2 years ago 4
dweebieMC,
Don't feel bad about being misinformed about the role of the R.C. Church in the Holocaust. Just Google "CatholicNaziLeaders" (one word), and then come back here and correct your prior post.
To see how monstrous a role the Catholic Church played in the holocaust as a whole, Google "RCscandal" (one word).
Rayosun 2 years ago 4
ok heres how good your doing so far
boy fucking
witch hunts
crusades
the inqusitions
fred phelps (yes i blame you for him)homofobia
racism
( the mormons were very good at this)
and remember the message of christianity today: eternal pain awaits anyone who questions gods infinite love
Dreamerx47 2 years ago 3
dweeb MC. You are the idiot, can't say if God has damned you, but you are a lying douche bag, so it's very likely. You want to rewrite history, but you can't you Jesuit scumbag! You're full of shit, and anyone can look it up themselves. The Nazis state that Nazism is catholic. WATCH:
Nazi Germany - A Creation of the Vatican and Jesuits
philochs 2 years ago
Umm, you and the guy you responded to,(dweebieMC) have missed the whole point of the bit, which is not surprising considering your limited grasp of human language. Reading your responses just affirms every belief I have about the stupidity of mankind at large, It would appear the only difference between you 2 and a couple chimps is the lack of hair, and your mom lets you borrow her computer. Perhaps the next time you have something to say, you should instead, step in front of a speeding truck.
theycallmemonotone 2 years ago
So your Nazi priest raped you for years, until you fell in love with him. Now you are ruined, since you are older, he's moved on to younger pastures. You are what? 350 pounds, with a one inch dick you can't locate? Seems like you should put down your shit sandwich, and pop some cyanide pills. Do the world a favor. One less gas station attendant, we won't lose the cure for Cancer. I've pointed out Nazism is Roman Catholic. Sorry I crushed your fragile egg shell ego. Say hi to your fag priest!
philochs 2 years ago 3
The Nazi's created their own church. The National Reich Church.
The SS harassed catholics (Cardinal Innitzer) and protestants (Martin Niemoeller).
longfingernail 2 years ago
Sweet, the asshole tweenie got his mom to teach him how to use spell check?
Im so happy for you. Now all you need to do is either get over you homophobia, or do what you obviously crave to do, and suck on a few cocks. I imagine swallowing a load or two will help you feel better about yourself. Give in to your urges! Resisting them so you can maintain a facade of humanity and normalcy is only making you angry.
theycallmemonotone 2 years ago
It's funny, but there is a secret hidden twist. ALL Nazism is Catholic. Hitler and co. were all catholic. The Vatican pulls all the strings.
philochs 2 years ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
"That neo-nazi he used to be a pope!" hahahahahahaha
ELsAnToDon 2 years ago
You can scientifically test for the existence of wind. You cannot scientifically test for the existence of "god". Shut up.
TheScreeb 3 years ago 8
"atheism is just another set of beliefs. "
Set of beliefs in what exactly?
Aaberg123 3 years ago 5
Since when does "set of beliefs" equal a religion, or supernatural power?
This has to be one of the most idiotic questions ever. I didn't know that atheists believe in "nothing." I hear they just sit around all day and don't do anything because they don't believe in anything.
No, see you're picking the wrong thing. Learn your philosophies. Maybe you should be asking this to a nihilist, not an atheist.
m9mdc 2 years ago
How is the answer "no" to the question "do you believe in a god?" a set a beliefs. It's an answer to a specific question.
Just because theists extrapolate many things beyond the scope of their "yes"-answer, does not make atheism a set of beliefs.
Also, I never said atheists didn't hold a wide array of beliefs, but they aren't derived from the fact that they are atheists.
"Learn your philosophies". I am. Part of my studies.
Aaberg123 2 years ago 4
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Sometimes!
Well I choose Christ because there was no where else to go! I could not escape from Him love! So I prayed and I really felt like peace and joy and that my burderns of my sin were gone....
It was a real high!
And to all my drug addicted friends out there, I would say there is no high Like the MOst High God!
I used to do drugs too!
EF2000CanFly 3 years ago
you've never even smoked weed...quit lying hahaha
likeacidonthebrain 3 years ago 5
Omg you christfuckers make me rage so much.
Kacen 3 years ago 2
Personally I think Doug is very funny, and I *am* a Christian. (Yes, I can laugh at myself and the foibles/contradictions of my own religion . . . I think every person should be able to laugh at themselves and not take themselves too seriously.) Plus . . . think about it . . . if you are the sort of person whom Doug Stanhope makes mad? . . . you're playing right into his hands; his JOB is to offend people in a comical manner.
toucan13 3 years ago 5
yea but christianity is a cult and its removal is essential to our evolution
symbal777 3 years ago 57
for real
BanglishBoy 3 years ago
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@symbal777
Correction DE-evolution. nice screen id with 777 = the # symbol in Christianity ...yeah, right. Let me guess: the world needs to bring some bogus world religion like ba'haii, illuminism, satanism, or aetheism (worship of self?) - because we need to lower our moral standards to zero. STANHOPE-ISM: moral people get in my way, get rid of them all, they bother me; cant do everything nasty I want....booh, moral people.
MrScambuster1 1 year ago
@MrScambuster1 He's talking about the pope and hitler - WTF have they got to do with being moral. Is it moral to preach virtue to others with a kid hanging of the end of your dick? It's hypocrites he's booing
seistan 1 year ago 16
@seistan
#
LOL
wallooga 1 year ago
@seistan
This so-called avandgarde comic is nothing more that a complete corporate SHILL making jokes that are in with the establishment anti-religion agenda, so people like you will say OK to everything - morality is not hip - let's torture, kill, rape etc....Talk about hypocrite...what a kiss-butt corporate shill - oh, how cutting edge. BAH.
mrscambuster100 1 year ago
@MrScambuster1 What makes the abrahamic religions any more reliable than others? All of them have no evidence.
And atheism isn't a religion...
sSereth 1 year ago 3
@MrScambuster1 who the hell told you that aetheism meant worship of self? it means not worshipping any deity. although i agree, stanhopeism for the win
let's call it hope-ism, its got a better ring to it.
BeatMouse 1 year ago 5
@MrScambuster1 What is 'aetheism?' Never heard of it. I've always heard self-worship referred to as 'narcissism.'
Godlesspanther 1 year ago
@MrScambuster1 Can't even spell atheism? Oh dear....
adeleellie6 1 year ago
@adeleellie6
my apologies for the typo. yes, I can spell. Can you think about what you're being programmed with, that is more important!
mrscambuster100 1 year ago
@mrscambuster100 I'm not "programmed" with anything (wrong preposition anyway, computers are "programmed with" people are "programmed by") and that's usually religion. And if you're making a statement that the corporate world is on board with global warming - then you're being programmed by a different corporate world that I don't recognise.. We have a totally reverse view of reality. Plus - I just found the guy funny. I guess you think George Carlin was a corporate shill too? Hilarious
adeleellie6 1 year ago
@adeleellie6
OK, you are anti-religion - good for you. Its propaganda. People are progrmmed like computers insofar as instructions are input and results are extruded. Nonetheless, you ARE programmed by (thank you) corporate entertainment, especially when you do not recognize it. Read in-depth on the career work of Edward Louis Bernays (Sigmund Freud's nephew) if you harbor any doubts. Comics do not really have a choice; they want to get hired, so they say want producers want to hear.
mrscambuster100 1 year ago
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Doug is a Bug. NOt funny. He tries to make Christians Mad at him! There are more Christians in China alone than the population of my country Canada.
But Doug is right eh?? OK! Have another beer and smoke Doug..... Had a chest Xray yet????
EF2001canfly 3 years ago
very christian of you.
evacuationplanb 3 years ago 3
Putting others down to elevate yourself is evil!
Pride comes before the fall. The bible says that we should consider other to be better than ourselves!
EF2000CanFly 3 years ago
well thats certainly not the stand you took while wishing cancer on doug stanhope. he's a comedian, either laugh or respect the art, either way you don't practice what you preach.
evacuationplanb 3 years ago 11
True..So True!!!
fuckuguysiknow 3 years ago 3
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Sorry to ruin your fun, folks, but God's existence has already been proven in John 5:11-12.
penquinftw 3 years ago
thats doesnt prove a thing actually...
oddoni 3 years ago
i like this guy im gonna watch more of his vids
darcskies777 3 years ago 5
That nazi/pope line is a killer.
eezysqueezy 3 years ago 3
Like all good jokes: its funny because its true.
apollyon1 3 years ago 4
Cool vid :)
kummi90 3 years ago
Race, you're born with. Religions are belief systems, ways one chooses to think... or NOT.
tonyoros 3 years ago 5
brilliant.
Dimitrij90 3 years ago
"how the fuck is that funny" because it's a fucking joke. Why don't you ease up, sit back, and laugh.
diabolic42090 3 years ago 4
no it wouldnt....maybe by people like yourself, but normal, intelligent people...i dont think so
iknowboutthat 3 years ago 6
Doug Stanhope legend! and he aint too far from the truth!
bomberzak 3 years ago 3
You can say that again.
Polarbong 3 years ago
brilliant
junkie76657 3 years ago 2
ahahha awesome :)
abbeycat104 3 years ago
The truth CAN make you laugh........and think
blaziermissy 3 years ago 2
haha xD
i realy like that last one :P
Madhouse669 3 years ago 2
hahahaha so true
MrBlueSkye 3 years ago
Right on.
Polarbong 3 years ago
so true
MrBlueSkye 3 years ago 3
fucking funny
edmundsampo 3 years ago
you the fucking man
sunzo 3 years ago 9