Yo Mama: Seckbach Vs. Shaq

[1126Cecil]

ur moms like mw3 $60 and not worth it

[naomikitai]

yo mamas face is so fat,they named it 'The Chin Dynasty'.

[virussful]

PAUSE AT 0:53 AND LAUGH

[tezboi098]

yo mama so nasty...wen i asked wuds for dinner she got on the table, spread her legs, nd said crabs

[UkFisherman81lb]

Yo momma is like a bowling ball..... she get's picked up fingered thrown down an ally and always comes back!!!

[WatchYourKlLLCAM]

0:50 jay herrod microphone lookin ass..

[SUPAbeastWU]

yo mama so fat, i took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing

[ArandomHitchHiker]

@SUPAbeastWU thats not even yours you probably read it from a related video

[SpectreZombie]

Your momma is so retarded she got stabbed in a shootout.

Yo momma's so fat, she walked in front of the t.v and I missed a whole series of friends!

Yo momma is so fat, she's taller sideways.

Yo Mamma so stupid that she went to Dr. Dre for liposuction.

[mountaingoat47]

yo mama so fat when she fell no one laughed but the ground started cracking up

[CwalkInREDndYELLOW]

man shaq's jokes are wack ass hell -.-

[tonythex1]

Lol , Why the hell is he eatting? :D

[OJDanny]

@tonythex1 HAHH WTF? Thats THE MOST STUPIDEST QUESTION IVE HEARD OF LOLOLOL

[ledias65]

lol

[mfs4u2]

yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and a booger came out of george washington

[MrSteveMorse]

Elie's smile is CREEPY

[tECHN9NE1116]

he reminds me of biggie at the start

[Sportsaresofly]

@CarbonDRaGz hahahaha

[throughhighsandlows]

haha elie must be a tough guy to be able to tell those things to man THAT BIG.

[james0399]

yo mama is like a shotgun... 2 cocks and she blows!

[xXATrEoXx]

@james0399 yo momma is like a hardware store 5 cents a screw

[31MillerTime31]

lollll i let your mother rub my feet

[MrCena202]

i like that face at :28

[MrWinner136]

HE DIDNT SAY "REPORTING"

[Thekkoobbeebryant]

Pause at 0:51 LOOL

[gta4popper4]

omg i love this shaq do you have a special outine before a game yeah i let your mother rub my feet

[TheBlackJacksItalia]

lol shaq is definitely the last person (mike tyson doesnt count as "person") I would approach with a "yo mama" joke

[thug8200]

@TheBlackJacksItalia lmmfao oh man thats good

[kingofbigkay]

@TheBlackJacksItalia what about chuck norris

[TheBlackJacksItalia]

@kingofbigkay same as tyson,HE can't be classified as "person"

[germantown555]

does this guy make a living by doing this

[lastuzumaki]

lol thats was asome

[farrell360]

RIP Shaq

[123DwyaneWade456]

@farrell360 shaq aint dead

[SenseiDonGraham]

@farrell360 Yay gonna be missed

[6menonaplane]

Stop trying to beat shaq, it'll never happen. He's to witty for you...

[b45100]

shaq has just retired he will be missed

[PACTURD]

@b45100  HE WILL UNRETIRE TO PLAY WITH SOME OTHER TEAMS. HELL BE BACK.

[Crizby]

"Yo mama's so s-s-s-slow"

Good try junior LOL

[spyda7591]

jiajsk ia;fjiaf 858093 alkfdkaf yo mam so dumb ksfjidhjg dislhg slahydls 22. THE WORDS OF SHAQ

[monKeys9areKool]

Brian scalabrine

[The808gamerk]

yo mama so old she got a autographed bible

[xbeex100]

"Oh ha ha ha ha HA" lol

[TheseNuts86]

"LOL" @ 0:29 ( you'll see )

[darkangel21pr]

one of these days he gonna catch shaq in a bad mood and shaq gonna say momma say knock you out!

[nameyoufriend]

in almost every one he is eating

[uberbro]

Ye nigga

[rmathew2]

WTF???? No "Reeeporting" at the end

[tatertots00]

@rmathew2 Ellie hadn't developed his shtick yet

[rmathew2]

@tatertots00 Ah I see, I usually just watch his mma videos which I am guessing are all later on in his career.

[babyboy207]

Lol @ "ur momma so slow it took her 2 hours to watch 60 mins" dat was a good 1

[mmar149]

Seckbach you're a cool dude! Major props from NZ!~

[SnakeFPSVids]

Shaq "nooooooooooooo"

[crazywanksta]

shaq is tight but he has yellow teeth lol

[Drazikon06]

Elie Seckbach is so ugly he makes his mother's hairy vagina look like a tropical paradise.

[H1Cypher]

Early interviews he says Elie Sekbah trying to pronounce his name right. Eventually he gives that up- then goes the hair... and then come the goofy 'Reporting' llines at the end of the interview. All improvements I have to admit.

[superspartana]

elie seckbachs mom is such a slut she is like a door nob everyone gets a turn

[theaaos]

@superspartana 5 lame ass comics from 1812 call.... they want their joke back.

[Mazter0fRemix]

gagagahahaahaha

[jeromepotter48]

ESNEWS, damn this is beast. That's coming from someone who s the shortest on his team but do windmill dunks. I used the nba training program at | 50 inch vertical [dot] com | and increased over 14 ins on my vertical.

[dgotti69]

shaq got the fukin munchies!!

[m3phisto666]

That's VC at 0:19 right?

[GeGeMus12]

the diesel!

[nathanlambert37]

Sup #VIDEOPOSTERID#, if you {want|would like|wish|really want} to improve in basketball, you have to start {following|sticking with} #RANDSETa {real|actual|genuine|authentic­|serious|proper|legit} # workout plan. I used the famous workout system here 50inch vertical[dot]com. I didn t even tell this to my high school teammates yet hehe

Elie Seckbach - NBA Correspondent Vs. Shaq

[send2rahul]

hes a king

[garrypeter167]

#VIDEOPOSTERID# I am 5 6 and I dunk all the time in official games. I m in my school's team and my dunking wows the crowd (esp the girls lol). It was honestly extremely easy, I just used the unique workout over at 50inch vertical[dot]com - I m sure you can probably do it too

Elie Seckbach - NBA Correspondent Vs. Shaq

[lancelamb457]

gesus that's crazy son! um ESNEWS, can you dunk? You need to take a look at this if you can't - | 50 inch vertical [dot] com |

Elie Seckbach - NBA Correspondent Vs. Shaq

[reginaldli52]

ESNEWS, often times I make myself to remember what it was like before I can easily dunk the ball. Subsequently after I followed the training course program at 50 inch vertical (dot) com - my skills has been improving alot and I'm even a starter now! #key1#

Elie Seckbach - NBA Correspondent Vs. Shaq

[miguellane750]

wdfffff wtfffff. um ESNEWS, can you leap high enough to dunk? If you can't, then check out |50 inch vertical [dot] com|

Elie Seckbach - NBA Correspondent Vs. Shaq

[LMJ2k9]

elie sechbacks moms so cheap shes jewish hahaha

[Viktir666]

LOL that was good LMJ2k9. I gave you a thumbs up to counteract the 2 thumbs down some pricks gave you.

[gursahib1]

"shaq thats a nice hat!",,, "yea ur mother gave it to me"

[spiderlocjohnny]

shaq that's a very nice hat! yo mama give it to me!! lol

[theivin]

elie. you're the best man! keep it up!!

[cimbol]

what if shaq doesnt get a joke and punches the guy? man he would rip him apart

[ayapresswood47]

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[RomanianUser]

a white telling yo mama jokes to a black is not such a good idea .

[PreySim]

I heard romanians eat themselfes is that true?

[RomanianUser]

um, no?

[Viktir666]

He's not White.

[RomanianUser]

he is. look at the ending - same guy, same voice, white.

[Viktir666]

Not White..... Semite.

[jason0813]

shaq is a champ

[Spongeb0bSqu4repants]

yo mommas so fat when she jumps she gets stuck in the air.

[PreySim]

yo mamma is so fat... i dunno

[TKing619]

DAMN He Loves To EAT!

[dasiak11]

becouse he is sooo BIGGGG

[BL4CKR0ZE]

Yo momma so fat when she looked in the sky she said ''Mmmm cotton candy!''

[915notorious]

"let your mother rub my feet"

haha

[jordanvans1]

hilariouus!!!

[HDiGame]

lol

this guy is really funnu

[Mr36OBeasT]

yo mamma so OLD she ran track with Moses

yo mamma so OLD she had a 3 some with adam and eve

[propane97]

shaq actually talks like that its exactly like the one on madtv and shaqs going to be the special guest host of wwe monday night raw today

[BL4CKR0ZE]

hehe i missed that

[walkaVin23]

ur moma is jus like a bigmac. fat, greasy, and worth a buck

[BL4CKR0ZE]

MAN THAT WAS HARD XDXDXDXD LOL NICE 1!

[saaron6]

"Shaq this is very nice hat"

"Your mother gave it to me"

lol

[eDub5750]

shaq would be so cool to hang out with...

[dgkk2]

haha, shaq realy eats lol

[joeglimmix]

your mom be like an eagle, she flies high LMAO

[Terine89]

Lol this guy knows everybody in the NBA man and has fun with them. Great interviewer but stupid one as well lol.

[abnassery2408]

wtf is he eating looks goof

[noel4140]

lol this guy really is good at these jokes =p

[vadesoba]

yo mamma so slow she took 2 hrs to watch 60 minutes. lol

[quatroespada]

did you know 60 minutes only has 45 minutes of actual programming

[BL4CKR0ZE]

i sw that on a website lol O_O

[SportsFan305]

I don't think Shaq will ever take this guy seriously....I'll give elie credit in that he doesn't have any shame...

[TzzX78]

How does redneck families take potraits?......they all jump in a pickup truck bed and run a red light.

[vatoslocos321]

you spelled torture wrong. because of this, at approximately 1:35, a bulimic girl will eat you and then throw you up

[ScrumptiousSoda]

LOL your mother thought taco bell was a mexican phone company

[Melo15xSTAT1]

i dont get it.

[chenchang11]

i can never stop laughing

[adiosr9]

haahhahahaha brilliant ... your mother gave it to me haha rule

[enito89]

shaq lookign like biggie :D

[BerkayCavs]

lol i let yo momma rub my feet xD

[bigb47]

lol to him standing in front of the kids playing bball at the end. ???

[imeda12345]

yo momma so dumb i asked her whats 2+2 and she said thats 22 :D awesomeee

[passionkev01]

shaq thats a very nice hat~!!

Shaq: your mother gave it to me :D

lolzzz XD

[rbraunz]

Hahah this made me lul

[nimajneb31]

yeah i fucking heard it thanks for the repeat

[erickson]

yo mama so old she play piano with mozart

[ghannik]

He a a weird smile at the end

[firered11697]

yo mama so dum she thought taco bell was a mexican phone company !!

[shermohh]

your mama has a wooden leg with a kickstand!

your mama's got a glass eye with a fish in it!

[bvitale06]

your moms so stupid she thought peanut butter was made from peanuts

[hugegiantfrogs]

Shaq owns lisp boy!!!!!!!!

[floydmayweather100]

SHAQ IS DA BEST

[mickelle8]

yo momma is like a doorknob everyone gets a turn

yo momma is like a shotgun 2 cocks she blows

[SirFightsalot]

ooooh! thats awesome :P

[kingprif]

damnn!!!

shaq is a bitch

lololololol

[dalejigsaw08]

yo mama so big she wont fit on the youtube screen.

yo mama so scary she scared the ghosts from the cemetery.

yo mama so lazy she asks you to wipe her ass when she poops.

[mando3734]

yo mama so poor she went to the 99cnt store and left complaining about the prizes

[LankyScoot]

lmao love the 1: yo mommas so slow it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

[macse7en143]

you're momma so poor, she ate cereal with a fork to save milk...aha

[MikeCP861]

1. copy and paste to 8 other videos

2.look at your profile backround

[totocheese]

ur a tool

[818hyko818]

yo mama so stupid she tought a guaterback was a refund

lmfao good job

[blingbling7777]

Yo mamas so fat when she saw a bus she ran after it yelling tweeky.

Yo mamas so fat when she walked by the tv you missed a whole episode.

Yo mamas so stupid she tried to arrange M&Ms in alphabetical order.

[YoungWayne24]

were not saying mama jokes here you dumb fuck

[REPQNZ]

its Twinkie not tweeky u dumbass

[blingbling7777]

i dont give a shit how its spelled asshole

[Piccleman]

Chairs lift curses from blue monkeys. Only sometimes though, only sometimes.

[kalihiboy808]

i've heard that before. snarfle puffs are only part of the puzzle. candle match cardinal sneezes are the true blue solution.

[FestiveVortex]

STFU DUMB NIGGER

[blingbling7777]

Thats gross

[atcthegreat]

what the hell

[amerycanidiot]

yo moma so dumb she thought "quarterback" was a refund!

[vizio19]

instead of working on his yo mama jokes he should work on his free throws

[ynot1993]

yo mama so dumb, tropicana fired her because she couldn't concentrate

[bakan21]

you mother gave ot to me XD!

[kwonmiceder]

im sorry i shouldnt be talkin about yo momma, i dont even know the guy xD !! haha

[BAINS124]

yo mamma so stupid she stole a free cookie!!!

[2gamesProductions]

das a good one

[D1CkTUBE]

yo mama so fat when she stepped in the rainbow she made skittles

[Brandsfootballplayer]

yo mama's so fat, when god said "let there be light!" he had 2 ask her to move!

[IeBronJames]

Lol yo momma so fat i asked her whats 2+2 22 lol

[seungyoo86]

hahahhahaha so funny

[melak23]

it was Alonzo MOurning

[niggerwithatrigger]

Your momma so ugly she gave the elephant man nightmares.

[kakaownz]

at 0:18.. when shaq says "yu hear that".. to that guy

whos that guy.. it kinda looks like vince but im not sure

[MarcosSoni]

Nice suit. Shaq is hilarious. I can tell that any teammate of his can feel comfortable around him and just have fun.

[sahoobi]

You fucking ZIONIST son of a bitch do you like KILLING INNOCENT CHILDREN you bastard? YOU guys have used illegal weapons like cluster bombs that contain white phosphorous poision to justufy the killing of innocent palestanian children and babies in israel. u fucking zionist u have no regard for human life watch this: an Israeli defense tank runs over a baby in gaza

[Crispy610]

who are you talking to. The reporter?

[urmominbedwitme2]

lol

[Rafyortiz]

lmao

[mattlambo5]

hey its elie or lalousse24 in the youtube community