Star Control 3 - The Spathi

[marzcorp]

when did the spathi develop an american accent??

[Mynameisnotooo]

They pronounce Ultimate Evil wrong. It's "UUULTIMATE EEEVIIIIL!".

[macgeek2004]

Wow...every screen of this game, EVERY SCREEN, is *PAINFUL* to look at! WTF could've POSSIBLY green-lit this and thought it was a good idea?!!??????

[starsiegeplayer]

gah.... what horrible voice acting...

[stupidbeetle]

wow....they look even more like a "one eyed critter" than before!

[Teph87]

i thought they had rainbow arms

[BlazingOwnager]

Wow this is so much worse than SC2.

[oEQjet]

HAHA. Spathi arn't cowards, their JEWS.

[ONNIHOLTTA]

it's horrible... not like scII is...

[an0id]

family guy much?

[Vladdyboy]

It can't be jewish! it's not circumsized!

[astrangeone]

I love the Spathi. So...weird to have a race of cowards....:D

[Vladdyboy]

JEWSHIP

[kattmataren]

If you don't scream the ULTIMATE EVIL you're sort of missing the whole point of it :(

[oxbowthegreat]

they ruined THE ULTIMATE EVIL!

[Freshbrood]

The Spathi is a Brooklyn Jew. Oh my Gawd. Fuck whoever wrote this game in the ass with a dried, half-eaten cornhusk.

[Xondar11223344]

Why did they make the Spathi Jewish??

[Juff0Wup]

@Xondar11223344 Holy fuck i laughed hard... thats pure Mort Goldman from Family Guy... HAHAHA

[DeftCrowMk3]

The only thing left for Spathi is the word Hunam. The rest is just... damn it.

[TheBlackMage1]

The Spathi were green in SC 2!!!

[Norrec87]

Dear god.

Why did they think this could possibly have been a decent sequel to star control 2?

[ninjabastard666]

A ONE EYED JEW!!!!

[Cagriaboyu]

Eventhough StarCon2 was mostly just different accents, they had some pleasantry in Aliens are different because they at least have accents/voice effects!

It's kinda like.. they got ONE guy/girl to do EVERY ALIEN in StarCon3.

HAY TOM; do Woody Alan for these lines

OK now can you hold your 'S's?

OK now can you talk slower?

OK now can you stretch/emphasize words?

OK now sound half-menacing.

OK act stupid and talk slow.

Cool- done with 6 aliens. *elevator music*

[Aldregona]

A penis with eyes.

[AcidHead27]

eye xD

[Righton2000]

Technically, a penis only has one eye.

[thegraphicnovelist]

Sounds like Woody Allan

[Juff0Wup]

Seeing one eyed dildos in computer game aliens isn't normal... BUT ON METH IT IS

[mtldemon6]

SC3 gargles my fucking ass.

[Krytha]

SC2 Spathi beat this one so bad it isn't even funny. Wait, this isn't funny either.

[aarrcchhoonntt]

This isn't funny. This is actually pretty disturbing.

[DarkestFreedom01]

the spathi sorta sound like mort from family guy...

[discoder]

Crossed with Homestar Runner.

[Shavarnarak]

Although SC3 isn't canon and can't be considered such. They DID treat the Spathi pretty well.

The Spathi actually WOULD act the way they do. (Becoming unintentional double agents.)

[RevNoahWhateley]

Woody Allen in 9th grade.

[Alexoneil]

100% Woody.

[DarkAngelKisses13th]

I like them. The apparent perpetual fear is oddly endearing to me. Aw. Kinda creepy to look at, tho. But damn, that does sound really familiar. Ugh, it's right on the tip of my tongue, too.

[justanimate]

these puppets lost all the charm that was in star control 2

[airwolfman]

Probably sounding like a broken record, but the music is funny too. ^^

Jewish pun or not, the coward factor gets better later. There is this scene where he goes "WHAAAAAA! There is a big blob on my screen omg! Oh... Screen not set right oops" sort of thing ^^

[gitoatari]

they took the meta out of meta-mollusks. I liked the light tinny echo. and yeah, this voice sounds generally boring in comparison.

[ladystorykeeper]

hahaha spathi says"HUNAM"

[DoomRater]

What happened to the emphasis on ULTIMATE EEEEEEVIL?! Ugh, that ruined it right there.

[Homepie]

The voice is simply "generic Jewish stereotype."

[ReverendSyn]

No it isn't. Just run of the mill cowardice. Doesnt sound even remotely Jewish.

[RLore18]

It does sound stereotypical. And consider the race chosen to hold the stereotypes... the spathi.

[jesusarnold]

were they actually trying to get the worst voice actors of all time to work on this game?

[Qoxiivi]

The voice you're probably thinking of is Woody Allen - but it's not him. They're just imitating him in attempting to capture that whole 'nervous' feel.

[Taraborn]

Star control 3 is a penis itself. :D

[TMMQuicksilver]

I don't know why they made the Spathi look like, well... a huge deformed penis, but at least they look less terrible then the other aliens.

And hey, they're FUNNY! "Please stay with your massive ship as long as you like!"

[ZarlaSheenaza]

They kinda looked like penises to begin with, if ya think about it, altho the pink skintone doesn't help. :O

[jvierz]

Well, the voice actor, John Skotarski, has the video game "Mission Critical" as his only other credit in IMDB. But yeah, the voice sounds familiar. If you watch South Park, I think it sounds a lot like Kyle's nerdy cousin (who's also named Kyle).

[pocketjedi]

@jvierz dood DEAD ON