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  • deep

  • If he wasn't constantly naked, jacked, and powerful physically and socially she would have tuned him out. Women look for safety and find it in violent men. Men most men realize a beautiful woman in her 20s-30s was a beautiful high school student. Due to advertisement, celebrity role models exedra a beautiful teen believe she can go forth in life without having to work a single day in their lives. Knowing this they make much wiser decisions. THEY STAY SINGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Fucking blue man group......

  • NC: Who are you, Blue Man??

  • just skip past the bullshit and ask her if she wants to fuck...

  • @elnino559 Yeah, how about no

  • i used the line of my girlfriend but she said "don't be talking shit bout my daddy" and she slaped me :/

  • the actors did not do the comic justice, besides rorshach and the comedian

  • He's not being romantic...and this isn't as shallow as talking about your girlfriend who you will "love for eternity".. He's talking about you (life) emerging from all the chaos and bullshit in your of your lineage.

    This doesn't apply to you hopeless romantics... It's applying to all life being a miracle.

  • I said this to my dearest love, I told her that the day she was born the worlds heart skipped a beat, that the day I met her my life gained meaning and the day she became mine that I knew my fighting for what is true and just and good in this world was a fight worth fighting. A great movie and better part of it, I really do understand him and his feelings. His pain and his joy.

  • @TNGtreker Did you meet her on WoW?

  • Good god...if you ever needed a verbal answer for the value and beauty of life...here we are...

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  • Manhattan's picture falling/flashback chapter is the single greatest achievement in comic history.... Watchmen is incredible.

  • no wonder women dont like romantic guys anymore. look at this crap

  • If a guy one day tell me that Id marry him easy :')

    MR MANHATTAN Y U NO REAL?

  • Too bad irl girls don't really give a shit when you convey things in this manner. They'll say they want guys to say stuff like this to them but then they either don't understand it, or they really just don't care because you're not popular with dollar bills falling out of you.

  • @jice12 Or maybe the guy who says it is just not good looking ;)

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  • @jice12 You can call in vanity, I just want to actually be attracted to a person. Otherwise he's just a friend. I find it silly to just ignore looks :)

  • @Hrema Regardless of what they look like, you can be easily attracted to someone for what they are inside should you actually care about that. It's actually more rewarding. Otherwise it's just sticking to primal instincts upon instant visual. Which anyone can do and can be a recipe for disaster.

  • @jice12 No attraction is a combination of both plus pheromones. Otherwise it's just a platonic relationship. I find it very naive to completely dismiss physical attraction.

  • @Hrema So blind people can never fall in love? That's asinine. Pheromones are key only in the most archaic form of primal physical attraction, and the act of utilizing them is seldom seen in modern day. Anyone can like someone because of their looks. But it takes more than two brain cells to make a conscience decision to look deeper into a person and fall in love with them regardless of looks. I find it very immature to focus mainly on physical attraction. Looks eventually fade.

  • @jice12 No one is focusing purely on physical attraction. There has to be a combination of both and there is absolutely nothing wrong with that because we all have different tastes so we can all find a match. Pheromones affect us subconsciously so they're pretty hard to avoid. And blind people still create an image of the person through touch, smell, sound and imagination.

  • @Hrema So the blind feel, touch and imagine someone and they only fall in love when the person 'looks'/feels good? That's even more asinine. As far as a balance; good looks are merely a small plus if a person has an appealing personality. Your argument is flawed in that you initially implied that looks would be a deal breaker even if someone who obviously loves you unconditionally conveyed their emotions to you in a similar fashion.

  • @Hrema Of course you're entitled to have your own preference. That's fine. It doesn't however negate the fact that putting looks as a base priority when it comes to others is significantly shallow. And if you're comfortable with that and can handle it's potential repercussions then more power to you, y'know?

  • @jice12 I don't believe for a second that appearance does not play a part in who you're attracted to. I'm certain you wouldn't be with a hairy, puss oozing, disfigured elephant man.

  • @Hrema Of course I wouldn't. I'm straight. Lol ;) No, but seriously, pheromones are far from a substantial factor when it comes to courting. Some people fall in love before they even meet each other. In either case, as I mentioned they're an element of primal attraction, which is fine if you're just looking to hook up with people here and there I guess. But I'd like to think some people at least try to separate themselves from animals. But that's just how I like to approach people.

  • smart blue people are sexy

  • I am worried

    I am so much a freak i can understand this and find it romantic ...

  • Aaahhhh no! If that clip had lasted 3 seconds longer we would have heard Hendrix!!!! god I love Sndyder's choice of music!

  • Wait so are they together or what? I mean do they have a future? Baby? And Idk if that line would get my pants off lol XD

  • fakin' pimp!

  • hahaha. a girl must be freaking out when she'll heard this from a suitor haha!! Wtf.

  • BIGGEST BULLSHIT I'VE EVER HEARD

  • Billy Crudup owns this scene. He conveys an enormous sense of wonder with very subtle vocal modulation while buried under a mass of glowing blue CGI. The only thing that lets it down is the vapid brunette, who does nothing but stand there with her mouth open. I'd always

    understood that a lot of acting is reacting, but she gives him nothing. I keep expecting her to crack gum and scratch her ass.

  • These smurfs, they always get all pussys for them

  • Did Dr.Manhanttan know that the slut he was talking to fuked Night Owl?

  • @killacomeback Slut? lolololol obviously you've missed a great part of the love sidestory of this.

    But yeah, if you'd seen it, you'd know she told him that right before this.

  • @killacomeback and she fucked Manhattan while he was married to that other woman too! WHORE lol

  • Loveeeeeee it!

  • You know what, this is really quite good. I appreciate it, and I think that the writers had something here.

  • I hate him

  • @MrCharrrles He hates you, too.

  • I hate him

  • Its one contradiction fucking another!

  • This scene is more romantic when you watch the movie from start to finish. 

  • That man is one hell of a sweet talker. I love that he told her; Try your eyes, lets go home. reminds me of a kings of leon song for some reason..

  • . . .it's You_

  • Liquiddante , what kind of a dick are you? I am not reposting your childish crap!! Oh, great clip-thanks for it!

  • it was funny in class, we were studying about the war and what not and how it ended and my friend said

    " I thought Mr. Manhattan ended the war" and i LMAO so hard in class xD

  • @xx840 was he even serious? there is no way an idiot like that could exist.

  • Why always a sandwich? Are you all that boring?

  • @mecadoped Hey, sometimes the simplest things in life is the most pleasurable.

  • @dswynne Not in this case. Make me a prime rib before I beat you until retinas detach.

  • i wouldnt say that this is really meant to be romantic he's applying it to her in this but he really means all people

  • its more funny than romantic :-s almost funny...and the guy has eyes juuuuuust for her..oh wait,he doesnt have real eyes,he has..the white XD

    i should watch this movie,maybe its funny enough..;D

  • Rorschach died for a cause if you read the book you understand if Rorschach lived he would have caused chaos I'm upset he died to but manhattan had a reason for killing him.

  • Yes, let's keep complaining about how Manhattan killed Rorschach. yes, let's keep spelling his name wrong. Stupid kids.

  • @lad1596 why are you old people always complaining

  • Fuck Manhattan he killed Rorchach.

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  • Although with a wave of his hand he could blast me into oblivion, i would be so tempted to throw a dart bang on his forehead bullseye bit. You never know, he might have a sense of humour and i would get 50 points.

  • @gjs5897 hahaha that was funny as fuck... i always wondered.. is the title of this video sarcastic?

  • I said the same thing to my girlfriend, she asked who the Comedian was.

  • @MikeDeBleser ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

  • i like to close my eyes and pretend he is talking to me =D

  • @RoBMaRley117 your mom dated the comedian?

  • Fucking bald Na'vi

  • @GabyoTV are you seriously trollin a fictional character?

  • In an infinate universe the odds are actually certain.

  • Infinite* And well there are so much stuff out there which can prevent life developing to this stage for example supernovas, collisions even quantum fluctuations even strong enough solar flares we truly are miracles all of us even the ability to develop a consciousness to then understand our surroundings and contemplate our own existence

    is Phenomenal chances of developing life on any world is so small and yet earth was able to.

  • Life is a precious jewel in a cosmic coal mine.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHA! what?

  • romantic, yes

    creepy, yes

    complicated, yes

    necessary, no..

    WTF - if he loves her, just say don't go into detail about sexual crap!

    this is why I can't stand sci-fi romance movies..

  • @Najiro0988 No. It's not just saying that he loves her. And it's not "sexual crap." It's him, after the long running joke between them of him not believing of miracles, saying that he made a mistake. And that after random chaos of genes and particles for years and years, her mother made a choice that lead to someone as special as her. He's telling her that the very fact that her mother was with the comedian was a miracle she shouldn't hate. Because it brought him her.

  • @Najiro0988 You missed the point. It wasn't about him saying he loves her, it's about Manhattan realizing that humankind is worth saving.

  • @Bloggerboy1000 ok, well I havent seen the movie in the first place..

    

  • watchmab bro yeahhhh miggel

  • translation: LETS GET NAKED!

  • @XFlamelessXFireX isnt he already naked?...

  • I'm tired of these blue guys stealing our women and destroying our race.

  • yawn

  • I kinda disliked this part of Watchmen. I mean, it was neccesary and all, but I found Dr. Manhattan very inconsistent.

  • @SmashingGreen I think the book clarifies this somewhat. He is always Manhattan, who can see everything in his path, past, present, and future, and he is always the man, also. The book makes it clear that he is not God. He simply sees things that normal humans don't. Also, inconsistencies throughout the story are resolved at the end.

  • @TheGoldcountry What bugs me on that scene is how emotional he becomes, even while the writers try to make all that sound rational. For a guy who can "see" particles, air turning into gold and stuff is nothing special, it does not give the thing a value or even makes it a "miracle". It is just a very small probability.

    Maybe it just bugs me how human Manhattan is after all, even when they want to make him seem unemotional.

  • interesting scene!!

  • Dr. Manhatten is hot >:)

  • but of thousands of sperms your the one that came out

  • Dr Manhatten, you sauve motherfucker.

  • Too bad she's thinking about watch she's going to wear at the bar later

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  • touching scene, i must say.

  • the romantic part must be Dr.Manhattan admitting he's wrong...

  • Amazing scene! ..Doesn't work in real life (trust me).. but still amazing scene!

  • When you think about it the fact that each of us exist as we are now is a miracle. Every single coupling between sperm and egg is unique. Yes the DNA are the same but the crossover between them will always be different. So multiply the number of sperm a man produces in his lifetime by the number of eggs his partner produces in hers and multiply that by every number created by your ancestors and the end chance of the exact person you are reading this reaccuring is trillions upon trillions to one.

  • @vhhsairsoft I know a guy who is even more unique. He suffered a brain injury about 20 years ago. So he is more random and unique than merely genetic merging and upbringing. More than Nature and Nurture. He is, in the words of Hunter Thompson, too weird to live, too rare to die. Just a totally functioning nutcase of insanity. Try to cause a brain injury in someone deliberately and you'll probably kill them or vegetablise them. Yet this guy survived against the odds and is all the weirder for it.

  • Almost worked for me.... Next time I won't replace "and let's go home" with "and go make me a sandwich"

  • @demo2382

    Funny, a chick once asked me what she should come back with when her boyfriend said "make me a sammich". I said she should come back with a sammich.

  • @demo2382 wow really

  • WHAT IVE BEEN SAYING THE WRONG THINGS

  • NOW DRY YOUR EYES LETS GO HOME

  • Dr. Manhattan is a boss.

  • mhh i watched lil wayne... now im here

  • That's DR Manhattan to you, Pal!

  • um he's blue

  • lol a few more seconds to hear the 2nd best part of the same scene. Jimi hello!!

  • There is only so much can put in a movie that isn't too shocking(yet it's the truth). Don't complain, at least Watchmen had a movie. Of course the graphic novel is going to be better than the movie. A graphic novel is meant for all the little details while a movie has to skip to the big details. Otherwise the movie would be too long.

  • @DarkelementAngel I personally like the movie

  • the comic didn't really do this movie justice.

  • this movie really didnt do the comic justice

  • F*ck him, he killed Rorchach!!!!!

  • @NoFate05 Hahahahaha oh god... I knew there'd be someone down here that'd post that exact thingxD Dr. Manhattan is my favorite character, but Roschach was my second, and I think that scene sucked so much shit, I can't even watch it anymore>_< I see it, and I'm just like "YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!" At my screen^__^

  • @NoFate05

    No, Rorschach killed himself. He didn't want to compromise (meaning that he wouldn't stand by and let Ozymandias kill millions of people even though it woud save humanity in the end) and he knew if he didn't, he would have to be killed. So he died on purpose for his beliefs which makes him more awesome.

  • I started to cry when i heard that it is so romantic oh my god.

  • Fuck Dr Manhatten, I wanted him to die, not rorscach

  • Can anyone help me and tell me what's the track in this scene ? thx alot

  • @GabisonStudios It's called "Just Look Around You". It's the 12th song in the Watchman score soundtrack by Tyler Bates.

  • @Thecarguy1991 Thanks , love the Watchmen soundtrack fits perfectly to the spirit , Tyler Bates did a great work.

  • Did he just make a "your mother" joke?

  • im a girl and i didnt find that romantic, just zoned out at the first word that started to sound scientific and came back to miracle.

  • @carodyng I thought it was very romantic... just nerdy. But at least it was poetic... ish...

  • @carodyng

    Well if you zone out you can't possibly judge the content.

  • He could've just said 'You're special.'

  • @MrRo330

    Yeah, sounds incredibly convincing.

  • Step 1: Memorize monologue

    Step 2: Meet fine-ass female

    Step 3: Recite monologue

    Step 4: ?????

    Step 5: Profit

  • @MrSpaceMind You need to find a chick whose birth was essentially the result of her mother being raped first. And then fall in love with her. Then say that line.

  • Last line: Now dry your eyes, a fuck me. 

  • @macbeasty lmfao

    ya he def just had a back-and-forth with himself there.

  • you know the best part about this line? It's true. And it's applies to everything in existence.

  • Can people stop arguing about prejudice and all that, no one is filming you and what you say won't matter. Even this is a waste of my time, can we not just enjoy the beauty of this scene and not look at it as a chat up line but more poetically. People think youtube is a fucking forum to preach their philosophies on, ugh get a degree first.

  • I tried this one time, but I got arrested for public indecency and sexual harassment.

  • @theonlyred4 Protip: Don't do it nekkid next time...

  • @theonlyred4 it probably didn't help that you were wearing what Manhattan was.

  • I really love how in the bits leading up to this, he had me fairly convinced about how "meh" humanity is; "would this be improved by an oil pipeline, or a shopping mall?". But then just this combination of words...truly makes each human being seem special.

    Truly breathtaking.

  • This explains why evolution is simple beauty, and miraculous.

  • I'll give you another theory. One that's been proven many times before; chicks are stupid.  It's not what you say, it's how you say it that matters.

  • I'm going to speak to you scientific principles that you do not understand and will watch me like a deer in front of a moving car. Why? Because I can! I'm f**king blue man!!! And I have a PhD! By the way, if you find this talk sexy, you'll be the first girl who did. All other would pretty much left after the first sentence... or make a fun of me. But I don't care, I'm dr.Manhattan!

  • nothing gets a chick so wet like explaining the Heisenberg principle of uncertainty to her :))

  • @shaihulud4815:

    ...this has absolutely nothing to do with the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle.

  • @shaihulud4815 Works 2 out of 3 times!

  • @SpacedTime That's not fair! You changed the results by measuring it!

  • @shaihulud4815 How does that have anything to do with the Uncertainty Principle?

  • @shaihulud4815 This is not the Heisenberg uncertainty theory.

  • That could be the best romantic line, but change a few words and you have got the most hateful line. Out of all the odds.... Its you... Great

  • Im a dude ,and i got wet

  • I'm Asexual, never used a pick up line in my life, even I can tell this is one of the worst. Its less a pick up line, and more a attempt at emotional manipulation.

  • @tobiasAoD how can a human be Asexual? you just cant get none or cant accept love

  • @theman1819 You're a prejudiced idiot. I hope you "can't get none" ever again, primarily to reduce the odds of furthering your genes. Maybe if we can keep your dumb ass from reproducing, the world will be a better and more understanding place. Not everyone is heterosexual or homosexual. There are many differing sexualities, including asexuality, which is when someone is not attracted to others, not that they 'can't get none or can't accept love' as you imply. It's perfectly normal.

  • @BlackPlaydoh name an animal that is asexual that cant reproduce

  • @theman1819 Probably most animals can be. Sex (big surprise!) isn't JUST about reproduction. Hence, non-hetero sexual relationships, plus the development of birth control for heterosexual couples. Likewise, our ability to have sex to reproduce doesn't necessitate that we use it for such, or use it at all. And if that's you're view, why are you here? Shouldn't you be off attempting to impregnate someone?

  • @BlackPlaydoh AFAIK animals always reproduce sexually. Other forms of life do not always follow this style, however.

    And even though all animals may reproduce sexually at some point in their life cycle, many use other means when they don't have sexual reproduction as an option. Also, some animals carry both male and female parts within one body. This greatly increases the chance they can reproduce with another member of their species.

    But you were right, theman1819 is being an ass.

  • @BlackPlaydoh Not to dig up a 2 month old comment and call someone an ass, but you're an ass. Sex is about reproduction and nothing else, and to say anything different is to be some convoluted arrogant idiot who thinks that people are not animals. Because we are aware of this fact doesn't change it. It means we can use it for a purpose other than its intention, and we do, but that doesn't change its initial intent.

  • @thehindmost88 Now now, let us never forget just how good it feels :P

  • @Sweddude Obviously you didn't read between the lines, I just used what politicians use to confuse everyone. An overly dense vocabulary with much too much razz and tazz and fluff to it than is really needed to convey the point.

  • @theman1819 Any hybridized species are incapable of reproducing. Like a zonkey. Asexuality is almost an exclusive human condition, as natural instincts are to reproduce at often as possible. Animals don't necessarily 'choose' not to reproduce. They usually can't, physically or situationally.

  • @theman1819 if a human has undeveloped sexual desires, they experience no sexual attraction to anything at all. Thus, they are asexual. I don't see how anyone could make this simpler.

  • @tobiasAoD I don't know if you've noticed yet, but Manhattan doesn't really have emotions. This is about as emotional as he gets.

  • @tobiasAoD I upvoted you on principal, because some people are stupid enough to think asexuality doesn't exist. I'm pansexual (about as far as asexual as you can get without humping everything that moves - or doesn't) but seriously... people who refuse to acknowledge asexuality are as bad as those who refuse to acknowledge any alternative sexuality, or acknowledge it only as a disease (especially in the case of homosexuality).

  • @BlackPlaydoh Okay, I don't see how telling me that you "upvoted" me matters. Your story is rather touching and very true though.

  • @tobiasAoD mostly just because I'm so used to people being like OHMYGOSH UPVOTES THIS IS THE MEANING OF EXISTANCE!

  • @tobiasAoD

    Every pick up line is a form of manipulation. Plus, this wasn't even supposed to be one. He just wanted to tell her why he appreciated life again. He spoke his thoughts without any other intentions than to let her know.

  • @ChocolateFlux That's a pure love. A love without motives.

  • BLUE PENIS

  • if he were as logical as hes supposed to be, he wouldnt say this; not even to manipulate her.