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  • on 2:56 guy eating his apple:p fella must be hungry.

  • Only he gets to scream "Damn you Harvard!" in a comencement speech.

  • cant find a black person

  • lol at the ending he should of said, "strong words i know, tough talk.. fo sho" lmao, i wouldve diedd

  • i was gonna leave a comment...but then i took arrow to the knee

  • I dont know! james joyce...

  • Is this the Boilsoft Unregistered Version?

  • @mwebb999 lmfao

  • Jamie saw this 30 times

  • simply the best!!!

  • Conan's was easily better

  • @iloveicarly84 will ferell is a comedic genius... conan obrien is a late night host who left snl.who does that??? lmao really... i didnt really like conans speech or at least not as much as i like this speech so far.

  • @Sirblahblah24 Jimmy Fallon

  • When is Boilsoft gonna register these things? I mean really!

  • ther nerd guy behind him doesnt even get half the shit he says cuz all he does is study

  • 30 people thought it was the Boilsoft Registered Version and were extremely disappointed.

  • no one cares if it is registered. he's not going to change it. stop.

  • @JGtheKid14 it's called sarcasm dude

  • omg lol 3:51... i like that black guy.

  • look at guy in b.g with glasses when will starts crying, he almost starts crying too! lol

  • 30 people didnt get a call back from admissions

  • Yes, the Bob Leslie-Duncan.

  • Apperantly the berlin wall went back up, because we all live in RUSSIA!

  • Do you have to be hardboiled to get registered?

  • Only half the people who viewed the first part could find the second part. : |

  • *witty joke about Boilsoft said here*

  • I've finished my sandwich . . . oh and for you technogeeks i have the boilsoft fully registered version, "mofo selecta" anyone??

  • way to go Jamie you FUCK UP

  • Jesus Christ shut up about the unregistered version already. Seriously, everyone posted a joke about Boilsoft. What the hell makes you think yours is different and funny?? Hey I have a half eaten sandwich you want those seconds too? Fuck.

  • @cameronpaulmahar But....it's Boilsoft

  • @smoothcriminal7033 Wow you are so original and witty I am just beside myself with gratitude that you replied to my comment. I am complete, I can die a happy man. For a while I thought the meaning of life was to connect with other people on a deeper level, but you convinced me its repeating the same fucking unfunny joke 1,000 times. Thanks man, I was lost, but now I am found. Get the fuck out of my face.

  • @cameronpaulmahar It sounds like my appreciation for boilsoft has got you a bit flustered. It's ok sweetie, try to calm down. Have a tissue. What you need to do, is instead of rejecting boilsoft, embrace it. Accept it as your one true saviour. Only then can you release this terrible anger you obviously have bottled within you. Only then can you take what ever it is you have out of your ass and quit acting like an overly emotional teenage girl on her rags. Good luck cunt!

  • Looove that everyone does the same joke about 'boilsoft unregistered version'. We got it already! It was funny on part 1, now try thinking of a new joke.

  • i softboiled this version until it was unregistered

  • Im sorry, is this a Boilsoft Unregistered Version?

  • Is this version registered to boil soft or is it unregistered?

  • Does anyone know where I can get the Boilsoft Unregistered Version?

  • the novelization of the matrix.

  • in case none of you were aware this is the boilsoft unregistered version

  • in case you guys werent aware this is the boisloft unregistered version

  • @kaptainnkrunch what version is this?

  • @Dawgmandede correct me if im wrong but i think this might be the boisloft unregistered version

  • clancy ftw

  • the girl and guy in the background are so awkward

  • Whoa who is that lady at the front row to Ferrell's left?

  • Am I the only person who thinks that Boilsoft sounds WAY to much like the worst STD on the planet?

  • @Caffiend yes.

  • the novelation of the matrix?! i dont know! i dont what you do here!!

  • YES....the Bob Leslie Duncan

  • this is not funny.

  • @billyg89 agreed. i could've wrote something better than this and i didn't go to harvard or the school of life

  • @SYLBM sometimes it bothers me that people think unfunny things are funny. it makes me want to be extremely violent.

  • @billyg89 it bothers me too, but damn...not that much. it makes me want to become a professional comedian because all it really takes is fooling people into thinking you're a comedic genius and their desire to be pleased will take care of the rest. that being said, will ferrell is a great actor. i think he should've let someone else write his speech though.

  • @SYLBM if you will it, it will be true.

  • Can anybody tell me if this the Boilsoft Unregistered Version of Will Ferrell's Commencement Speech to the Harvard Grads of 2003?

  • The best laugh comes when you realize he's actually making fun of them in this speech and they laugh.

  • 29 people didnt get a call back from Harvard either Will

  • @2zion13 bcuz they arent asian

  • Wow. I had hear things about USC, but...jeez.

  • haha apparently the berlin wall went back up because we live in RUSSIA!

  • @whattf73 Laughed my ass of when he said that! :D

  • LMFAO apparently the berlin wall went back up because we now live in russia this guy is a genius

  • the guy behind will doesn't quite get it does he?

  • @juampiracho That's a woman.

  • U.S. Congressman, abolitionist, "Father of the 14th Amendment" John Bingham, confirms understanding &construction framers used re birthright & jurisdiction House of Reps 3/9 1866:

    I find no fault with the introductory clause which is simply declaratory of what is written in the Constitution, that EVERY HUMAN BEING BORN within the jurisdiction of the United States OF PARENTS NOT OWING ALLEGIANCE TO ANY FOREIGN SOVEREIGNTY IS, in the language of your Constitution itself, A NATURAL BORN CITIZEN

  • @kiiifute1 Perhaps you should explain why I can't vote for whoever I want. If I want Schwarzenegger for President its down to me to decide his loyalty or not, not some guy who would have no idea how dramatically the world would change over the next 150 years.

  • god dayum harvard produces some of the ugliest americans known to man look at goggles back there he'll prob go on top make millions but he'll always lack personality haha

  • guess what jamie! YOU'RE FIRED!

  • lol quoting dana carvey "Aint gonna do it" :D

  • But thats just the way i play it homes!

  • look at the fruit cake in the background crying lol

  • My college paid probably thousands of dollars to some douchebag whose speech was just a summary of "Everything I Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten", which was ironic considering all the money my parents spent on my college education. Way to rip off a five dollar paperback, asshole! I hope the dean kicked him in the nuts.

  • I have the Boilsoft registered version.  Its more funny.

  • @jojopuppyfish

    loooool

  • I like how he didn't mention that he graduated from USC, which was quite a nice contrast to Conan's alumni perspective commencement speech. Both speeches were great but this one is my favorite.  Instead of trying relate he kept it funny, always the consummate professional.

  • He really is a comedic genius!

  • he can't not be funny

  • When he starts crying it's just embarrasing..

    -.-

  • is this the Boilsoft Unregistered Version?

  • @C10WOODY lmfao no, no its not.

  • @C10WOODY idk man

  • Notice Ms. Buzzkillington at 2:55, the only one in the audience not laughing.

  • QUACK QUACK

  • sometimes its just good to cry

  • RUSSIA!

  • What are you idiots talking about. =/

  • EAT SHIT!

  • douch..

  • "The novelization of the matrix... I don't know, I don't know what you do here!"

  • See a shrink, lil lady

  • What are you talking about? And I am a man not a lil lady you dolt.

  • Are you addressing me, maam?

  • prolly shudnt use the word aint...thats the way i play it homess

  • "Apparently, the berlin wall just went back up..because we know live in Russia." best line ever...Russia haha

  • watching this is like watching a ferrell movie.

  • poor jamie lmao

  • funny

  • hemmingway... or Clancy.......

  • "i dont know... i dont know what you do here!"

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  • @trentgerman Yeah I didn't get that at all

  • ?? i dont know about them but Mr 3:50 is busting a gut

  • FYI, this is a Boilsoft Unregistered Version.

  • Is that what those big yellow letters mean?? I was too distracted by the fact that Bill Hicks shouldve been speaking at one of these!!

  • @C0CK00

    Wow...Nothing gets by you!!

  • @C0CK00 Really? How do you know?

  • @nenbran Just a guess, smartass.

  • @C0CK00 Yeah...I know.  I was...oh how do you say..."playing along."

  • @nenbran You cheeky trickster, you. Ya got me. Cheers, bro.

  • @C0CK00 what does that mean?

  • @C0CK00 DAMN YOU BOILSOFT!!! what kind of name is boilsoft anyways...

  • @C0CK00 WTF HE NEEDS TO Get it Registered All Ready!!!!!!

  • boilsoft sucks

  • that guy at 3:49 was going to town on that gum.

  • guess what jamie you're fired, rofl

  • University of Life lolol

  • Clancy!

  • DAMN YOU HARVARD!!!! DAMN YOU!!

  • Fuck this lamer behind Will

  • Maybe later.

  • haha :D

  • that "lamer" is probably your boss's boss by now

  • lol look at the noob behind ferrel

  • ya I would not doubt if his name was booger

  • I think the kid in the background at 0:34 is taking Ferrell's crying advice.

  • Look at the fat bitch at 2:55....like.."This guy is not nearly as funny as Merv Griffin was"..take the board out of your ass fatty

  • Not as good as Ali G perhaps.

  • Boilsoft Unregistered Version

  • he is a genius

  • how is that little nerd behind him not laughing...

  • he is laughing...

  • hes smiling

  • dunno but ask his 3 million a year salary.

  • seth loves the wiener

  • hell ya seth was the best

  • seth was the best

  • the dork behind will is the funniest thing

  • Guess what Jaime you're fired. Not too hard to get right.

  • "Damn you HARVARD!"

  • He says the most outrageous things so seriously, it takes you a second to get it.

    And then laugh.

    And keep laughing.

  • haha watch the lady behind will .. watch the expression on her face from 0:53-1:01

    skank.

  • yeh true

  • He is Classic and consistent.  Point blank

  • think you could do better?

  • yep

  • Hey, Bill Gates is behind him!!!!!!

  • He's freakin hilarious... love him lol

  • hey does anyone know what year this is

  • he said graduation class is 2003 :)

  • mmhh...really hard floorgraphix...according to the huge "2003" in the background i would say...maybe 2006?!

  • The year is on the banner behind him dumbass.

  • will ferrel is awesome best damn speech ever haha

  • GUESS WHAT JAMIE you're fired. not too hard to get right my friend.

    lmao

  • At 3:50, was he being controlled by a ventriloquist?

  • you suck

  • HAHAHA apparently the Berlin Wall went back up

  • check out left side of screen at 2 57. haha

  • looks like hes eating ice cream or sumthin lol

  • apparently the Berlin wall went back up, because we live in Russia!

  • Ahhh, another right wing fuck nut heard from.

  • im pretty sure i like ellen degeneris's speech better. and yea, i can't spell her name.

  • guess what Jamie your fired...LMAO

  • Look at all those rich kids trying to look oh so "down". Hilarious and sad.

  • Look at you...

  • No wayyyyyyyyyy

  • agreed man, Ali G was awsome.

  • whos the fuckin nerd in the back??? mother of god shoot him!

  • Probably some guy who is worth more money than you can count to.