Lucky for you i have a cure for that. You just grab a bong and smoke some nice bud cones and thank fuck that you were an ugly cunt in the first place.:)
Hahahahahha Fuck, reminds me of what happend to mine a few years back on a road trip across Europe, fucking little black flies got in my eyes and they went just like that, took almost a week and eye drops to sort it out. I got a feeling Slave Girl saw your messages in my last 2 vids and gave you a right hook hahahaha H&R Greg
Aww, You disappointed me Greg.. With an eye like that you should have made up some badarse story about "But you should see the other guy!".. Aww well.. Hope it gets better soon mate.
Can I order me up some of those.. haven't tried TICK POISON yet.. currently I'm using a product with man made snake venom... Fark we women are gullible!!!!
LOL TIKS
nickrulespsp0706 1 year ago
Is it only coincidence that the commercial before this was for "Siemens".....
I think not..
see4ward 1 year ago
haha ye , set up a clinic ...its organic eh .. new way forward ...
I heard about some women going dippin feet in bowls of water with these certain lil fish in it that like to nibble all the dead skin off.
and they pay a fortune for it.
ye man tick clinic FTW
djmisplacedmarblesTV 1 year ago
my dad found a tick on his back that was there for about 1 month.
jeep493 1 year ago
@jeep493 aw, musta been HUGE for it to have been there for a month! :O
epicguy103 10 months ago
ur ah funny mother fucker
JosephW99 1 year ago
Mr Stripeyhead ticks off a new advance in cosmetic science!
wordreet 1 year ago
lol nice narration sequence...
effingya 1 year ago
Who needs Bonner pills when you can have lyme.
M1ST3RHYDE 1 year ago
Who needs botox when a tick can do the same for frikkin heaps less!!!!
fyshy1 1 year ago
haaahaa!! yeah women, scrap that anti-wrinkle synthetic stuff!!! Go for all-natural tick-puffiness !!
Paxmax 1 year ago
Oh, Greg, I hope you are ok.
MAR4168 1 year ago
haha
GuppyPal 1 year ago
Holy shit! It does make you look younger lol
GeorgeTheJoker780 1 year ago
Oh yeh Happy birthday for yesterday bro, all the best :-)
Rick
searchforotherlife 1 year ago
damn, bad luck bro, Hope you get better soon, Take care buddy
Rick
searchforotherlife 1 year ago
Doesn't Australia have "death panels" for tick bites?
1111mjon 1 year ago
i would go to the doctor for that
tommmmmmmmx 1 year ago
lol..we said OMG at the same time!! pmsl..seriously though, hope you are ok.
gothybex 1 year ago
Do you have Lyme disease in Aussy land? I think I would get it checked out just in case it's a tick that carries something awful.
macnutz 1 year ago
@macnutz
i was wondering about that too
as well as babesiosis, ehrlichiosis, rickettsia and tick-borne encephalitis.
that's what they are carrying in germany.
JustACopyCat 1 year ago
Yeah I know someone who went blind from lyme get checked out..
signsallover 9 months ago
wow!
godinventedmusic 1 year ago
Poor thing! I've never seen that before, you gonna be ok or do you have to go to the doctor? We need a follow up on this on Greg!
sheri226 1 year ago
Do they make other parts swell as well? Got a shiela coming over tonight if you know what I mean !!
barryperrins 1 year ago
WHO NEEDS BOTOX WHEN YOU CAN HAVE TICKS!? (no rly who needs botox?)
Animefan2o07 1 year ago
oooh, I want three bottles of ticks!
janellc122 1 year ago
Oh man, you look 10 years younger !! ;-)
panthera50 1 year ago
Holy shit man. It makes you look hard core.
succubusfan85 1 year ago
Ticks is win
DBZ0wnz 1 year ago
nice ticks suck big time hope u feel better soon
mcdooby1 1 year ago
Ticks carry Lyme Disease, and contracting LD leads to heart & neurological disorders, and arthritis. I hate them little bastards!
JesusSavesAtCitibank 1 year ago
I need to get me some of those ticks!
tattooskin72 1 year ago
Lucky for you i have a cure for that. You just grab a bong and smoke some nice bud cones and thank fuck that you were an ugly cunt in the first place.:)
squidatsea 1 year ago 2
I like it too ... it looks good on you :D
karmagirl74 1 year ago
oh Greg, always looking on the bright side :-)
whisperingdoom 1 year ago
how the fuck did it end up on your face
sgthunter09 1 year ago
Instead of getting Botox you got Boticks!
LillithePink 1 year ago
Now would be the time to do a boxing skit...
TheEVILutionist 1 year ago
ticks should be regarded as the next new beauty treatment :)
TradieTrev 1 year ago
How the fuck did you get a tick there?! Have you been sleeping face down in tall grass?
Usually ticks prefer a warm dark place like the inside the of ones shorts..
I hate ticks..!
DinMorsPimp 1 year ago
That looks painful.
DiverforPort 1 year ago
Hahahahahha Fuck, reminds me of what happend to mine a few years back on a road trip across Europe, fucking little black flies got in my eyes and they went just like that, took almost a week and eye drops to sort it out. I got a feeling Slave Girl saw your messages in my last 2 vids and gave you a right hook hahahaha H&R Greg
DibbersPage 1 year ago
I think slave girl saw the photos of camper girls ass in the video and POW!!
Orangesunshine1 1 year ago
Geez your eyes are so swollen, what the hell did you do lol?
Maybe some cold water on your eyes will help, good luck bro.
BuschTukkerMan 1 year ago
hey mate do you think ticks would work for acne lol :)
stripyoranges 1 year ago
Tick tick tick tick boom! Hope your eye gets better quick.
AuntieDiluvian 1 year ago
38 ticks up opps thums up
01silky1 1 year ago
hahahah...looks great mate.....
TheFatAussieBarstard 1 year ago
HOT!
Divinity33372 1 year ago
Maybe I should warm up to some ticks ;).
cozzyk 1 year ago
Who needs funnel spiders?
skinnyjohnsen 1 year ago
What happened to your pink camera?
wafflethug 1 year ago
Fucking ouch!
DyLaNbOiiiiii78 1 year ago
lol you look like a caveman "Stripy Erectus"
CurrentlyDisconected 1 year ago
Look like a fight at the pub mate.lol!
MattsInferno 1 year ago
Aww, You disappointed me Greg.. With an eye like that you should have made up some badarse story about "But you should see the other guy!".. Aww well.. Hope it gets better soon mate.
SleepYouBastard 1 year ago
So for that puffy-eyed just got out of bed look - just come to ticks-R-us and we can get you that for under one hundred dollars (Australian) LOL
johncrwarner 1 year ago
you're badass :D
wonderpope 1 year ago
WTF You got a testicle under yer eye
EvilBproductions 1 year ago
ur lucky mate , i always seem to get em on my balls!!!!!!!
hoodzzeee 1 year ago
You've even got Nicole kidman jealous.
Aussiegirl265 1 year ago
looks lke u got bashed lol
miles2057 1 year ago
LOL... swelling will subside dont worry. but kill that muslim tick LOL LOL...
Reddylion 1 year ago
I would patent that shit quicksmart dude
fatkat444 1 year ago
Can I order me up some of those.. haven't tried TICK POISON yet.. currently I'm using a product with man made snake venom... Fark we women are gullible!!!!
Hope EYE gets better soon!!!
xoxo
MsBurpy 1 year ago
WTF is Tick?
after google image search
Ugh... a Fucking кърлеж!!!
borkoboyanov 1 year ago
@borkoboyanov A small bloodsucking insect i suppose.
Schneboll 1 year ago
Ticks my ass.. that is filled with 12 year old scotch.
Vogter2100 1 year ago
get that little fucker to bite yer ball sack and hey presto SUPER NADS
panther1110 1 year ago
Grosssss!
jimmi161 1 year ago
looks like that gave you more lift as they say just what u needed lool
MongooseFreeRider 1 year ago
Even the ticks are glad you're home! :) awwww...
Gevedon 1 year ago
Nasty
spaceman300 1 year ago
I think you're onto something btw......
SRSLY.
DackIsBack 1 year ago
you are a very funny man father greg
tshred666 1 year ago
Last time I had a tick on me, it was in my armpit... That was NOT fun!
seriouslysilly4 1 year ago
dude take an Antihistamine ffs
QueensIander 1 year ago
I can't remember ever being bit by a tick.
GodlessManitoban 1 year ago
did you nite that little bugger back?
smashbeans 1 year ago
Greg you look fucking sexy. Definetly get the other eye done and i will definetly agree to have gay sex with you.
S0NICM0US3 1 year ago
@S0NICM0US3 I would pay to see that
akashafuhr 1 year ago
wow. when i cover up the bag under your other eye you look like 25 years younger! take that as a compliment man
Sabohaque 1 year ago
Yikes! How long did that last?
kjlg74 1 year ago
@kjlg74 i still have it!
MrStripyHead 1 year ago
@MrStripyHead Shit!
kjlg74 1 year ago