Giant Killer Emu Attack #2

[WEEEGEEE9000]

At 0:39 a bunch of mini emus came out of nowhere... XD they look so funny!

[chesser456]

K have you guys seriously been arguing for 5+ months????? I think moppy has a little bit of a ego problem.

[Zionikk]

Babies!

[MrMangust121]

nice video, very funny :)

[mikeymonstermike]

I was just attacked by an Emu. I got a broken arm, a black eye, and MANYYYY cuts and bruises....

[otnomnoraa]

@mikeymonstermike An emu broke one of your bones? Wtf, man, I'm pretty sure I could break an emu without doing any damage to myself...

[mikeymonstermike]

@otnomnoraa

Well, this emu was at least twice the size of the one in your video, and it was "posessed"... Scared the crap out of me and as soon as it scratched me the first time I fell down, broke my arm, and it attacked me... frickin emu lol

[YNot1989]

Its interesting too see how they move, all the natural motion of a predator.

[Sluggo117]

" I don't know if it's recording, it's flashing red REC herp derp"

[DNAatWork]

Very misleading

[dfddff34567890]

i lol'ed :)

[carapar56]

Emu-"ATTACK!!!! GIVE US THE FOOD!!!"

Guy- "ok here go away, go away"

Emu-"COME MY CHILDREN FEAST ON THE SPOILS OF AN ANBUSH!!!! MUWAHAHAHAH!!!"

:)

[smileinglasgow]

hey go try the same thing with a cassawary that one would be worth watching

[Rockstarspy1]

Perfect shot stfu, if we nuke anyone it'll be the end of the world every country's gonna start firing those bitches off

[PurpleCheeseStick]

Guys I know Americans can be stupid sometimes, we all can but let's not worry about that or pick on ANY countries for now, let's all just play nicely and enjoy the adorable juvenile emus?

[samusmex]

lol, emus are naturally ugly and agressive

[xristo702]

Man some people are reaching pretty far to hate on America these days.

Of all the videos, you guys pick the one with a guy feeding some emu broodlings and a wallaby? hahahaha....christ what a waste of energy.

[KiwiEmu000]

aww, all mom wants to do is have some food for the babies! :)

[iliekchocolatemilk]

zergrush @ :40

[PeterHBne1]

Aussie animals are not to be taken lightly. They'll all kill you if they can. From the cutest Possum up.

[Moppy1988]

"Only my superior reflxes and athletic ability saved me from nearly certain death." This is why the world hates Americans.

[kbrianbond]

Oh please have a sense of humor.

[Moppy1988]

@kbrianbond only when your country stops thinking it knows better than the rest of the world when really it is rife with corruption and inequality

[Martinguy12]

@Moppy1988 trust me, we know we have corrupt politicians and dirty cops, and we definitely don't think we know better than the rest of the world, and he was being sarcastic when he was talking about his reflexes and such, please he's an old man lol

[Moppy1988]

@Martinguy12 it's not just the politicians and the cops... Americans aren't smart enough to understand sarcasm, try harder

[Martinguy12]

@Moppy1988 yes, your absolutely correct (-_-) ...

[Moppy1988]

@Martinguy12 I know, thanks for reminding me

[lemming124]

@Moppy1988

I'd say it's more because of the political mistakes and racial intolerence.

"This is why the world hates americans" - no, your sooly comment is why no one likes you.

[Moppy1988]

@lemming124 Sooly? Speak English faggot

[PanzerBlitz43]

@Moppy1988 You're the one who sounds retarded. So you're from australia? And supposedly better than everyone else? XD

[Moppy1988]

@PanzerBlitz43 You're entirely making up an argument there. A little flustered are you? Truth hurts, huh

[kbrianbond]

@Moppy1988 If we Americans are so awful, why then (a) do so many people want to come to our country, and (b) why am I not blocking your comments?

The two Aussie exchange students we hosted, and the Aussie I work with all have great senses of humor, and also appreciate our country, as do I appreciate yours (I hope to visit again in 2011).

Go pick on North Korea or iran.

[Moppy1988]

@kbrianbond The net migration rate of the US is much lower than Australia, as well as many other countrys (even Afghanistan). Typical ignorant American, thinks their country is great when really it is awful. By the way, how's your economy going?

[KiwiEmu000]

@lemming124 all of you please! oh be quiet! all i have to say is nothing against you but plz anser me this, do u love emus? peace luv emus

[YargDisease]

@Moppy1988 Thats ok  Moppy. We forgive you....angry bastard.

[XxP3RFECTSHO7xX]

@Moppy1988 its fine that people hate us but your gonna be kissin the ass of a nuclear bomb when you piss us off.

[Moppy1988]

@XxP3RFECTSHO7xX HAHAHAHAHAHA Oh man, hollow nuclear threats in bad grammar. Could you be more American? I bet you're obese.

[nagmashdriver]

@Moppy1988

The world loves America. It is the LEFT that hates America and our values. Why is it that people rich and poor all over the world clamor to get here and not to some piece of shit third-world country like, say, Mexico???

[MrJumbolegz]

@Moppy1988 you call that trolling? bahahaha

[Moppy1988]

@MrJumbolegz worked on you ;) Thanks for playing

[lylatfox4]

@Moppy1988

douche

[enbee1984]

@Moppy1988 I'm not an American, and I think you're a tool.

[Moppy1988]

@enbee1984 cool story bro

[enbee1984]

@Moppy1988 Don't pretend to be trolling now sad kid ;)

[Mariofan14832]

@Moppy1988 Why do you hate America? I'm just curious..

[jgrakowski]

@Mariofan14832

he is a terrorist, and he hates our freedom!

[Moppy1988]

@Mariofan14832 read up bro

[Berserkedy]

@Moppy1988 Sarcasm is hard!

[abe22891]

@Moppy1988 Dumbass

[TheProgressive36]

@Moppy1988 Youre a douchebag

[klayman2]

@Moppy1988 This is why the world hates retarded who act like americans are stupid when their obviously smarter and more comically more superior than you.

[Moppy1988]

@klayman2 lololol got any more cool stories?

[Yellowknight888]

I will be constantly mad too if I am a bird which can't fly..

[akaTheWave]

That noise it made at 0:35...is that where they got the Philosoraptor noise from in Jurassic Park?

[Miaega]

This is horrifying. I cringed when I saw them gather around - it's just a good thing you were able to escape before you became part of the overmind!

[RainDrops680]

emus are greedy

[carapar56]

after he fed the big one all the little ones came runnin like, OMG food, must eat, must eat, must eat!!! Move bitch theres food move , move, move!!!

[minion6500]

thats a funny name....emu. can i buy one off ebay? would b a nice pet lol

[jny96]

OMGIWANTONE!!!!

[emoxblackeye]

were is this at i want to feed emus and kangos lol

[Bidone1967]

Emus are so cool :)

[gryphonlover13]

Call me weird, but... I think Emus are cute...

Superior reflexes don't fail meh now!!! >=D

[adrastea99]

Maybe you shouldn't lie in your vid description?

1/5

[hoboroadie]

Juxtaposition & irony are key elements of humor.

[adrastea99]

I don't see what that has to do with this vid

[kbrianbond]

Perhaps you should watch my other emu video...

[petitesphinx]

Would love to add emus to our farm, just hesitant on if they'd be safe with children.

[Barkley1494]

EEEEMMMMMUUUUU

[grunthunter44]

emus are so cute and awesome

[mypreciouz]

that emu just wanted some food

[ncfwhitetigress]

Baby emus!!

[FalconPunchO9000]

the poor kangaroo

[lookejutube]

the next Steve Irwin my friends

[madhuradeshpande]

lookin at the video descriptions i was waiting for an Indiana Jones style somersaults and back flips lol

[whyzoft]

haha lol, anticlimax

[sonobear]

Did you notice that when they look at you they stare right into one of your eyes?

Really gives the impression they are about to pluck it out!

They aren't that bad but if one comes at you when you are holding food it can sure seem that way. :D

[genmae15]

moma emu and babies on the attack!

[SilverMoonling]

Actually, its "Father and Babies"

Daddy takes care of the baby emus, not mommy, she just lays the eggs. :3

[Marki11er]

hahaha owned by an emu!!!

[laughingfurry]

Oh god. I hope that this is the last response to my confusion.

[birdbrainedhorse]

haha

MY CHICKS MY FOOD!

(get lost or die)

[ladymeserole]

0:37 LOL

Emus surround food

[Mike1st]

he tells you your recording at the beginning.

[akatsuki0092]

lol when i say wrestle i mean take it down to the ground or something

[akatsuki0092]

lol i want to wrestle an emu i dont think they could be that dangerous it would like there neck would be the weak point

whats ur input on that

[laughingfurry]

Wrestling an emu is like boxing an anaconda bare knuckled.

[akatsuki0092]

up nice analogy but i have know idea how it would be boxing an anaconda bare kunckled???

[laughingfurry]

Well, if you had enough padding on the knuckles, you can grab the anaconda's head when it strikes. Though, you would need alot of padding for those fangs.

[hedgehogJ0]

anacondas are constrictors they don't have fangs

[laughingfurry]

Constrictors do bite. Some do it as a warning, others do it to get a better grip on the prey. I saw a Boa do it.

[laughingfurry]

Also, I figured from what I know of other constrictors, I thought perhaps it was the same with anacondas.

[scarletboa]

anacondas and other constrictors don't have fangs but they do have big sharp teeth. trust me i know this. my large female boa demonstrated this on my head! i must have lost almost 8 oz. of blood

[laughingfurry]

So, what are a constrictor's teeth called then? They Kanines are something? I'm used to refering to all snake teeth as fangs.

[scarletboa]

just call them teeth =P

[laughingfurry]

Kind of bothers me not knowing what kind of teeth. It's just how I am. I'll probably still call them fangs and not care.

[jew500]

go emu's! mep mep

mepmepmep mep mep mepsters!

[aleksitanninen]

Yeah... glad that the big one didn't get ya!

[Glidescube]

Emu goes Emo over some seeds.

[coreyharkins]

i raise emus and they're very docile birds when domesticated

but sometimes (rarely) actually can be dangerous if they're cornered

cute chicks

[mofflarge]

how was that an emu attack? i remember when my sisters and i were literally chased by an adult emu, now that shit is scary, those birds are freaks!!!

[kbrianbond]

The description was just intended as a bit of hyperbole!

[gdbrts]

You got the Australian coat of arms there cheif. Those 3 month old Emu chicks look hungry!!