I have had something like this happen to me in Comets.I took in a 200 pound deposit and bank details so I could buy a HD TV on HP.After 10 mins of setting up the details the shop assistant looked at his PC screen and said `computer says no` I didnt know whether to laugh or punch him
I still can't grasp why repeating the text from the video can earn you so many thumbs-up while in fact you are nothing but unoriginal and a spoiler ... Oh thee mysteries of the internet!
who cares, Fool. Just because you like it doesnt mean you are correct. American TV (i live in the usa) is complete crap and that includes family guy and other shows people think are funny! its called disrespect, and misrepresentation.. as well as making you an idiot for thinking its acceptable television or entertainment. the best thing is to be informed, not entertained. you have been entertained long enough and look how stupid America is now... lol have fun being brain washed
Why do people need to be so strict and conservative all the time? I see where you come from and I myself also think the best thing is to be informed. However, having bad pompous attitude about it makes you no better. I like to be informed AND entertained.
no... its just not funny. british humor will NEVER be really funny. they used their teeth and woman clothes to make jokes? uhh thats still not really funny
id say all of you nay sayers need to have more respect for yourselves and what you watch
Sadly, this sketch is actually an extremely realistic portrayal of Scottish/UK customer service. BT, Bank of Scotland, Royal Bank, Clydesdale, Scottish Power, Hewlett Packard UK ... somebody help them!!! They need a bit of help from some cheery, dynamic, intelligent employees who actually use their initiative!
This soundclip is featured several times daily on the Stephanie Miller radio show. I'm glad to finally find out where it came from. This is more hilarious than my illegal comedian friend Hilario.
Computer says Hello you have reached childline. :D
Littlebritainx3 2 hours ago
Is much better his voice in english than Spanish(I'm from Spain x)
AxxEllx 2 months ago
Computer says no... ♡ haha lovee it. >.<
ShareACokeWithHannah 2 months ago
The best.
T0mbR4id3r 2 months ago
haha best part: " but you didnt type anything!" *presses one key* "computer says no.. *Cough*" ;)
coolakiIlen007 2 months ago
49 people's computer said yes.
xcrazylilfluffyx 3 months ago
Like if the Stephanie Miller Radio Show brought you here♥
growthemherballycom 4 months ago
I got here from a "Can I run Batlefield 3" thread on some forums...
silyanina 5 months ago 4
Computer says noooo...*CoughF*ckYouCough Cough*
hlrcelty 5 months ago
you coild try...Little Brittain
2pitoe2 6 months ago
@2pitoe2 0:04
theb13maker 1 month ago
@2pitoe2
do you know where i can find this whole episode?
yankeechick95 6 months ago
I have had something like this happen to me in Comets.I took in a 200 pound deposit and bank details so I could buy a HD TV on HP.After 10 mins of setting up the details the shop assistant looked at his PC screen and said `computer says no` I didnt know whether to laugh or punch him
MrMontyBurnsDog 7 months ago
This pretty much sums up customer service in England!
tncl85 7 months ago 4
I TRIED 2 COMMENT B4 BUT MY COMPUTER SAID NO
mrcoolyea1 8 months ago 11
كمبيوتر يقول لا
Rasverix82 1 year ago
Compeuter Says Nope you n00b B0O0O0o0O0O0M
paparazzioldtimer 1 year ago
i agree
Luduvico666 1 year ago
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I Tried to watch but computer said no :(
Blazingwheel 1 year ago
My fav. line from Little Britain :3 "Computer says nooo"
SpyroDawn26 1 year ago
I HAVE THIS PHRASE IN ONE OF MY SHIRTS!!
Vahmla 1 year ago
just great those 2
olithegerman 1 year ago
either you get this.. or u dont.. lol
samkamal68 1 year ago
LMAO shes great
LoverFan1 1 year ago
so searching for a person who will act like a man when the time is right
KaelaFaerfax8 1 year ago
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I actually think that he's saying "Computer says NULL~".
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GODLOVESTINA 2 years ago
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nooooew
antiswattt2 2 years ago
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shit
slipknot96ism 2 years ago
AWESOOME!! :D
Hermina189 2 years ago 4
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I much prefer clever comedy like peep show and the office, this show is for stupid people. I hate to break the news to you guys!
bellagiofalls 2 years ago
computer says noooo....
So funny, the best!:D:D
NeeHoY 2 years ago 4
So funny when she coughs in there faces
Penutheadify 2 years ago 4
lovelovelove little britain. my favourite ever, matt and david are my idols, man!
SnapCrackleKABOOM 2 years ago
David says.. noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
shmuelix 2 years ago
la computadora dice noooo
jajajaja
MrMiguelrey 2 years ago
.......Computer says noo~.... *cough*
LOL
AnarchistGoth 2 years ago 75
@AnarchistGoth computer says yes. faggot
wallinoh 1 year ago
I still can't grasp why repeating the text from the video can earn you so many thumbs-up while in fact you are nothing but unoriginal and a spoiler ... Oh thee mysteries of the internet!
Mortemish 1 year ago
@Mortemish
U JELLY? :3
AnarchistGoth 1 year ago
@Mortemish The mysteries of people in general! I give up trying to understand...
Flamestar1989 1 year ago
@AnarchistGoth Yeah thanks. I'm deaf so I couldn't hear what they said for myself...
filipe30 2 months ago
@filipe30
So glad to be of help. :D
Remember, its "COMPUTER-SAYS-NOOOOOOO."
AnarchistGoth 2 months ago
lol. I love little britain. They are the best :D
Jaantastic 2 years ago 87
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yes you all should find some self respect. this will immediately allow you to turn down the garbage that media throws at you on a daily basis.
i respect my self way too much to watch garbage, i respect you all too much for you to accept garbage as gold.
i didnt say nudity was funny... but i did say American tv is complete crap.
BuddyNuggets 2 years ago
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who cares, Fool. Just because you like it doesnt mean you are correct. American TV (i live in the usa) is complete crap and that includes family guy and other shows people think are funny! its called disrespect, and misrepresentation.. as well as making you an idiot for thinking its acceptable television or entertainment. the best thing is to be informed, not entertained. you have been entertained long enough and look how stupid America is now... lol have fun being brain washed
BuddyNuggets 2 years ago
Why do people need to be so strict and conservative all the time? I see where you come from and I myself also think the best thing is to be informed. However, having bad pompous attitude about it makes you no better. I like to be informed AND entertained.
Try some empathy and lay off.
migreeni 2 years ago
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no... its just not funny. british humor will NEVER be really funny. they used their teeth and woman clothes to make jokes? uhh thats still not really funny
id say all of you nay sayers need to have more respect for yourselves and what you watch
BuddyNuggets 2 years ago
thats just your opinion fool, you can't speak for the rest of the world. Everybody got different taste.
I think Little brittain is funny as hell
Ortmoon 2 years ago 4
And Americans making jokes about nudity is funny?
WE need respect for ourselves? You're the one who do!
kanenkitten 2 years ago
Computer says nouu xD
ChipmunkForEver 2 years ago 5
lol, i love little britain...
HobosOwn777 2 years ago 5
Comptuer says no...
NARUTOxFIGHT 2 years ago
Nosherwan is the best
yassirrameez 3 years ago
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oSUBZEROz 3 years ago
ahahahah
Sigu92 3 years ago
lighten up
N3tballKwl 3 years ago
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this show is NOT funny!
i fail to see the humor in stupidity.
and whats with all the men dressing like women? thats not funny either
LIVE RIGHT! DO RIGHT!!
BuddyNuggets 3 years ago
then maybe you should get a sense of humor.
KawaiiBengel 2 years ago
Sadly, this sketch is actually an extremely realistic portrayal of Scottish/UK customer service. BT, Bank of Scotland, Royal Bank, Clydesdale, Scottish Power, Hewlett Packard UK ... somebody help them!!! They need a bit of help from some cheery, dynamic, intelligent employees who actually use their initiative!
traceward 3 years ago 6
y shut the fuck up! like being controlled? :) i
emkiepem 3 years ago
Carol is gorgeous.
That's how women are supposed to look like.
pandolfitow 3 years ago 15
looking to be rated in private any takers?
1candideov 3 years ago
Gorgeous))
NoMind87 3 years ago 3
compyootar sez naaaaaeh
RmonSP 3 years ago 4
SoOoOoOoOoOOoOo fUnNy hAhAhAaHaHaHaA
tEnKaIcHi03 3 years ago
the uncovered projectile cough makes it
tumadoireacht 3 years ago 7
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german it's better
"Computer sagt Nein"
fdnfdjnedb 3 years ago
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ja ich weis
works23 3 years ago
computer says noo
haha
or tv says nooo :L
rochii x
LadyRochii 3 years ago
LOL
BrokenClocks08 3 years ago 2
u nicked that off me
olilawsere 3 years ago
euhm ?
DUDEkenhasnodick 3 years ago
oh my god I LOVE CAROL BEER
bubylugo88 3 years ago 3
eh eh eh eh eh eh computer says no
anonj555 3 years ago
haha
selllse 3 years ago
ok thats good but show more!
bow07768278643 3 years ago
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computer says this was a waste of my time
co19crazynathanel 3 years ago
computer says you got plenty time enough in your pathetic live
hoimam 3 years ago 4
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computer says FUCK!!
bubylugo88 3 years ago
@bubylugo88 computer says your an ashole.
mjghost16 11 months ago
@co19crazynathanel computer says your gay.
mjghost16 11 months ago
eh eh ................
pazzoStunt 3 years ago
gold :)
EoN604 3 years ago 2
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this isn't funny
tweekernessism 3 years ago
@tweekernessism you know what's funny YOUR GAY (KUCH)
mjghost16 11 months ago
:-D :-D
Sportfreundin1983 3 years ago
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ok that was a waste og 8 seconds of my life
homerhuntley 3 years ago
@homerhuntley reading this reaction is wasting time of my life.
mjghost16 11 months ago
computer says LOL!!!
demonja00 3 years ago 8
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AmyBbzx 3 years ago 2
XD .
fannyfanackapants 3 years ago
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computer says fuk
paulhooli 3 years ago
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thats shit
potnoodles90 3 years ago
wtf...funny
NicoOsi 3 years ago
oh yeah does the computer really say no?
i didnt get it from the vid or the title or the OTHER 50.0000 posts...
goddamnit y do youtube ppl always have to write down funny bits of the videos... enjoy em silently ;)
themole85 4 years ago 3
why should we?
computer says noooooooo!
SnapCrackleKABOOM 2 years ago
lol ur black bl.
Kamma8 4 years ago
Computer says n0000000000000000000 UGGHhh
BcashGetMoney 4 years ago 2
LOL that's my icon on my Windows username XD
AriannaAzra 4 years ago 5
Computer say's nnnoooo... COF!!!
Valetzisz 4 years ago
COF
joyniti 4 years ago
COMPUTER SAYS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO_oooooo...
starwarsfan4 4 years ago
The Computer Says "No"
quiglesimpson 4 years ago
computer says nawwouu :P
br000ly 4 years ago 2
Computer says no... xD
joaoraider 4 years ago
homosexual old man lmao
XipherDragon 4 years ago
LOL
imranyo 4 years ago
computer says no
GabeD3007 4 years ago
computer says nooo, gouch!
Zammye 4 years ago
This soundclip is featured several times daily on the Stephanie Miller radio show. I'm glad to finally find out where it came from. This is more hilarious than my illegal comedian friend Hilario.
kingoffuh 4 years ago 2
Good, although i have seen better.
Jakemsworths 4 years ago
computer says nooo
friend01sd 4 years ago 2
i love lil britain
FunkyFemaleNikki 4 years ago 2
Superb! LOL
LiteracyLabyrinth 4 years ago
haha rofl. Its a great clip, you dont need more.
Vanimi 4 years ago
haha like the dress buddy..very nice...lol
directior2ife 4 years ago
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delete this dude its shit as
wifeybeater135 4 years ago
@wifeybeater135 computer says noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo SO FUCK YOU DUMASH.
mjghost16 11 months ago
cOmPuTeR says nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
loxinder 4 years ago
If you want the full version, get out little britain on dvd!! Gosh...
Brilliant. I recorded it on my dictophone so I can carol people :P
knickers57 4 years ago
yeah,, We need the full version folks,,,
daninbeijing 5 years ago
say whattttt????
DingusKhan99 5 years ago
lmaoo i luv da cough at da end
rachjacko2 5 years ago
funny =P
lau92 5 years ago
cancelll
marzdude 5 years ago
Is there a video of the full sketch somewhere on youtube?
tsuppari 5 years ago
Computer says "no"
trap0001 4 years ago