Ode to Hump Day

[jj2wowetc]

What should I do if, when I got cut , I bled blue?

[3awsomepoeple]

j-lo sent me

[Gab222729]

Sorry do i know you?

[MegaRawBerry]

christopher columbusrex.... lol lol lol

[bana239]

did you colour in your keys on your mac??

[TheMagiicElf]

Sup, why does my dog tell me nelson mandela's life story when i try to put jorts on him?

[GIN0MAN5432]

why do situps, just watch kid lazer

[lambsio]

Dear Kid Lazer, '

Why is the eucalypts's utopian haircut so undergrown among holographic nurseries?

[LeoAndTheLionz]

So glad humpday's back!

[dv4manu]

i love the cat question

[FishMunkee]

I would love to do a song with you! You've inspired me to make my own music, maybe start with a few covers, wish I had the LogicPro software which I think you said you used? Oh also, if you do, do you use UltraBeat for some of your beats? Thanks Lazer :)

[TheKidLazer]

@FishMunkee im unsure what ultrabeat is. I just use a keyboard

[FishMunkee]

@TheKidLazer Hey Lazer, I currently take Music Technology at college at am using LogicPro in one of my lessons and there is something called Ultrabeat which comes as part of the LogicPro package. You can use Ultrabeat to easily create simple or complex beats for a song using FX sounds from the library. I hope you find this helpful and here's a tutorial since my explanation is pretty vague. Here's a link to the first part of a 2 part tutorial. Hope this helps! <3

[FishMunkee]

@TheKidLazer Actually I didn't even give a link! Haha, that tutorial isn't that good anyway, this one I think is more helpful /watch?v=Yw1KTMJJeBY

[clukcluk2000]

Are you going to get a P.O. box so I can send you my nude pics personally?

[kakurocksman]

you remind me of the tim and eric show.

[AuroraAssassin]

IT IS BRANDON THE GOLDEN PUSSY.

[RawrItsConnor]

This was on my birthday! So I'm going to pretend he made it especially for me. <3

[Uurrkaa]

Can woodchucks chuck wood? And if a woodchuck can chuck wood, how much wood would that woodchuck chuck? Furthermore, what is a woodchuck and why does he feel compelled to chuck wood?

[cheeseburgur817]

was the giant banana a reference to the first line of the song swag in my van?

[FishMunkee]

@cheeseburgur817 That's the immediate thing that came to my mind, and omfg, as i write this Swag In My Van actually came on on my iPhone and he said it haha ;D

[cheeseburgur817]

@FishMunkee This is frekin swaginmyvanception!!! :O

[FishMunkee]

@cheeseburgur817 Freaky! Maybe this world isn't real :S

[IntelligentCookie]

Umm did he just say 2011? Someone's living in the past :)

[cheeseburgur817]

how does it feel to cream in your jorts?

[oPoopFactoryo]

ITS THE GOLDEN PUSSY!!!!!

[Deafdoom33]

How did Lazer know I was a brony nugget? :O

[we8rice1]

how can i grow a beard?

[tape4684]

Why does the grass stay greener then the other side

K

[UncleGhus]

brilliant. TKL IS BAK..BLACK... BACK!!!

[Minorino]

BRANDON!

[GangstaClown678]

the new phillip defranco

[HolTomas]

yaay norway :3

[Ringknut]

talk about fashion

[BananaWalter3rd]

Kid Lazer aren't you in Canada? If you're in same prov as me i can drop off a painting or two

[hiPizzaMan2]

LOL I PISSED MY PANTS WHEN HE WAS LIKE "THE KID LAZER SEX POSITION US LIKE THIs" Lol

[BananaWalter3rd]

Jan 4th 2011 xD



[TReoS96]

what do you think of my riddle

Q there are 10 oranges in a bucket i take one orange out of the bucket and i do not put it back in, how many oranges are left in the bucket?

think about it before you look at the answer below

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Answer - 6 because the oranges are so densely packed that one when take one out 3 fall out over the side of the bucket

[ManWithShoulder]

When did you first ride your skateboard over a dead sponge?

[UnemployedZebra]

i never know if the ruler starts on the first line, or on the actual edge of the ruler. help!!

[TheFootOfGold]

@UnemployedZebra first line for sure

[jens9304]

HAHAHAHA LMFAO!! :DDD

[lololmao7]

I work for UPS, and I don't appreciate what you said about us being poop....

[THEM1LKM4N]

@lololmao7 lol, Jim Gaffigan?

[lololmao7]

@THEM1LKM4N Took me a while to get the reference. I don't really like how Milkman makes me think about jokes...

[Natsocialcommunist]

Dear tkl, how do you write the most epic songs in all universes?

[ProfessorWhizz]

Ive heard recently that the bird is the word. Is this true? And what does it mean for the human race?

[KeithThee1]

Your friend AJ? Is that Andre's nickname? Or is AJ someone else...

[thatguyno1]

do you really need those glasses or are you just trying to look like Johnny Depp?

[iwantpig]

why yo gold chinese desk cat no wave at us? :|

[guitarfreak159]

fatties are out lulz

[joshuajn1]

If Samuel L. Jackson purchased some ding dongs from Walmart, would that have any effect on the increase in the average temperature of the earth ie. Global Warming.

[Rizz3n]

That dinosaur story sounds pretty legit!

[TheFatPinkHippo]

2 chat boys?

[bradstivers]

"Because uhh, uhh, whatever" HAHAHAHA



[LinieKran11]

How do I convince myself do have sex with me? He is so ugly, but I still want it.

[LilRuzzard4711]

Why does my butthole smell like tomatoes?

[MetalSerge]

what do u think of fistermantasmo?

[TheLightning565]

Dude, do u love me???

[blinkFRO]

Where's the salt and pepper that was in every episode? lol

[st4nk1nh3w]

HUMPDAY. My life is now complete again. much thanks Mr. Lazer

[PorkyBoss23]

so you have more swag than my, fair enough

BUT do you have more swag than jesuses dad

[Snipes835]

@PorkyBoss23 Just shut up

[overtflow]

AHhh man, such good advice! :D

[tommyfranks13]

Last week my cat was raped by a rabbit, where do I take my cat out for dinner afterwards?

[tommyfranks13]

Kid Lazer. Since you have a solution for the dead Norwegian fish, how do we solve America's problem with chicken-in-a-biscuit farms?

[zeppelin338]

I used to watch this series on YouTube called "2 chat boys" and I can't find any new episodes of it anymore. Do you know what happened to it?

[NcStevo]

I love you kid lazer you're the man i go to for my information and facts of life

[ThatZevGuy]

Oh nvm

[ThatZevGuy]

BRING HUMPDAY BACK! this was so awesome

[musteatbeeef]

Kid Lazer, does your poop sink or float?

[Bakess05]

Who stole your shoes and how do you plan on getting them back?

[natemango77]

who are you voting for for president?

[andrestheguat]

What are your thoughts on manscaping?

[TankBeefy]

why is my poop black

[gydeme]

if I have experience in the field of cutting diamonds with my nipples, should I try to apply for a job at supplement superstores or just resign to collecting bird poop for reach arounds?

[SwellSteve]

So is the kid lazer show just going to be the same thing as the humpday desk?

[12lvr18]

Would you ever date a girl named Liz Kazer?

[J0Mun]

Thanks fir the history lesson

[peter96]

Where there no Asian dinosaurs?

[IGuessIAm1337]

MY GOD ITS BRANDON

[MrSuperKerrigan]

Will you answer this question?

[Xxmb050xX]

that banana is sweet

[caljbaseball]

Dude, wheres my car?



[mkeong]

TKL: what is the best way to shave your balls? i'm having trouble.

[AndrewBouldin44]

The Kid Lazer- i recently had a (wet) dream. What should i think about before bed to have more. Thank you.

[murphylover82998]

You should go to france with misterfantasmo and call it nuggets in paris

[XxJamesusxX]

I have one of those cats too.

[TheRealBibwitHarte]

Kid Lazer has swag: imgur dot com / hu289 Why does he have two hats? Because he has that much swag.

[gleeson630]

the cat's butthole story was actually pretty disturbing lol

[BigBadJango]

I see that you found Brandon, the Golden Pussy.

[09trevenw]

8:04 - 8:16 should be part of a new song

[boomshakalak1]

a girl once called my penis a banana... is that a compliment?

[verethar]

Lazer, this girl I like is coming to my school in February what should I do?

[nightmare805]

Dear TKL, Have you played leap frog with a unicorn?

[SocksOfTime]

What's the deal with pit stains these days?

[SocksOfTime]

How does Whoopi Goldberg get to work on time?

[raawron]

Why the heck are chips so gosh darn crispy?

[GSPrulez09]

If you and [golden] Brandon were stuck on a desert island with nothing left to eat, would you eat your own face?

[johngattajr]

TKLS: I have way more than one pube, but let's say I didn't... how do i grow more?

[TEAMINORITYSPOWNAGE]

if I cock, cock.

[MichaelRoxalot]

Why is apple sauce so delicious?

[rokl111]

Dear Our Esteemed Leader The Kid Lazer, yesterday I stepped in dog poo. It was 2" high and about 1.76" long. It was of a dark brown complexion. I have drawn up a list of suspects who I believe left this poo behind to ambush me while I went on my bi-annual stroll through the peddlers neighbourhood. Each dog has refused to comply with my questioning. I fear my authority is being questioned. How do I proceed to exact my revenge, yet stay within the confines of the law of the land. Much respect, YUT

[TheInsaneFPSGamer]

TKLS: If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

[dell892]

TKLS: when i get kick in the face i like it. why?

[jazzele90]

Do you have a p.o box or something because I would like to paint you something

[TheKidLazer]

@jazzele90 email me on thekidlazer@yahoo.com yo yo

[tonythefly1]

If your dick was a fish what kind of fish would it be?

[FEARxEL1T3]

TKLS: How big is your penis?

[killa2318]

I SUBBED FOR HUMPDAY!!!

[MrDrMow]

TKLS: What's your name?

[Cordog1370]

you should make some kid lazer shirts.

[cstreitercow]

My cat stuck it's butt in my face like an hour ago... If only I had watched this video first I would have been prepared.

[MrDrMow]

TKLS: If you had a special cat that had to eat special pudding, and you only had two flavors, vanilla and chocolate, what flavor would you feed it?

[julianholguin]

We're pwny noobs? Damn right.

[infinite1host]

I cried when seeing this video in sub box!! Love you Kid Lazer!

[yellowej2]

Your background should be pics of misterfantasmo.

[kizbo]

Dear Kid Lazer, what was your biggest brightest dream when you were a little girl?

[TBxTiitanx80]

what is the perfect fondilization in order for my turnips to grow to keep the ninny natchers away?

[TBxTiitanx80]

what is the perfect fondilization in order for my turnips to grow to keep the ninny natchers away?

[asabih01]

What is an acceptable cut length for a newcomer to jorts? I've seen Fantasmo's and they're pretty daring, I don't think I'm ready for that yet.

[PrOtEsTtHeHeRo50]

The golden pus....I mean Brandon!

[Jaymezzer]

hey u found the pussy

[0Ddawg22]

Where did you get your cat statue? I've seen it before with other youtubers, but I don't know where they all get it. It waves too right?

[MyNameIsMaxYo]

i like your album a lot

[baltimore94]

Hump Day Desk is back! And so is the golden pussy!

[BreathingCheese]

its brandon!

[justinmaples]

what a brilliant man

[115gangsta]

im so cool because i think im first but im actually not.... trololoolololololol

[adamhavercamp]

Mmmm