Why Texas is the Best State in America

[JoshyChilcott]

Bahahahahaha! you's must be gay, talking about your D*cks

[zombierocketship]

I'm the farthest from country that anyone could be and I fucking love texas

[Bendernolichy]

AMERICA...FUCK NO!

[txcowboy16]

Niel Armstrong Texas! George W Bush Texas!!!!! I love bein redneck!!!!

[800hennessy]

@MiamiBlueeee Funny...I'm from Texas. And when I go places no one knows where I'm from because I have no accent at all.

[speaker00001]

LMAO ... "They use our semen as fuckn jet fuel and rocket propellent"

[joshuakopecky]

sooner be gay than a...... sooner



[gabrielgomez04]

WE LOVE OUR STATE, LOVE OUR FAT WOMEN, LOVE OUR GUNS, LOVE THE CHAIR,

[MegaBLARP]

i tell you. maine and texas are like complete opposites. i mean in maine it is like all sunshine water and mountains.......... and in texas its tight pussy and big dicks.........i think we know who wins

[superspetz24]

Texas is awesome, beautiful women and very stable. I dont where some of yall are getting the redneck comes from, if u want redneck go to louisiana but texas is the shiz man best state ever. Woot!

[MrCherubhair1]

@superspetz24 Beautiful women? You realise most of them are fat right?

[superspetz24]

@MrCherubhair1 you obviously haven't been to Bryan colledge station

[MiamiBlueeee]

texan accent's are horrible LOL.. they sound like rednecks.

[SofaKingAwesome1990]

hurk..

[samlilrebel]

Lol that's fuckin awesome!! Texas country girl right here!!

[Youbetrollinheh]

I love all the rage fron the non Texans. Lololololololol. Theyre just mad they arent from the best state in America!!

[chase1953]

bush is awesome obama can kiss my ass go texas:D and hot texas country girl boobs :)))

[missfruitiecutie13]

TEXAS!!!!!!

[tbsdrummer87]

I really hope their joking unless they're naturally that ignorant and annoying

[monkeyfunn41]

at 3:07 he turn into a new yorker

[MrRnizio1]

How's the economy down there? Lots of jobs?

[patsmittydotcom]

Dude on the left sounds like Dave Chappelle's white man voice!

[TheMaciel89]

it's all about california

[darkflamemist]

the niggers are faster in texas

[TheMovingCinerama04]

Texas sucks! Idiots and Rednecks no thanks!

[TheWill6692]

Why doesnt this have like a million views? lol and yes Texas is the best state

[trdcamdon]

Im from Houston, TX..

[pablo81042]

@trdcamdon hell yea man!

[Chey026988]

hahaha wow :)

[xTexasGirl97x]

im proud to be a texan!!!! :))

[TexianPride]

20 bucks says these boys aint from Texas

Relax folks there just fuckin around.

We Texans dont act like this, we are loud and obnoxious thats true but were not stupid like people make us out to be ;)

[Starcraft2CollOsI]

HEYYYyy, Everybody knows, everything is wayyyyyy bigger in Texas.. execpt dicks

[hamiller92]

You wanna talk shit about Texas, come to Texas. See how long you survive!

[HOODMONEY16]

@ANARCHYGOD2012 the reason everybody's exes live in Texas is because we fucked your women made them come to Texas and then left them. You faggot your probably from California or somewhere gay like that you probably suck dick for lunch money you Gay Homo Fag!

[ANARCHYGOD2012]

Yeah ok then why does everyones exes live in texas if its so good? Because most women there are trailer dwelling uneducated whores thats why sanitation workers dont collect garbage from trailer parks they leave them to swim in there own filth and vermin lolz texas also is the ugliest land ive seen in usa out of many states ive lived in. texas is for mexicans not white americans or black americans

[Zellbit]

I bet they where on the honer role

[Connordunn11]

@Zellbit honor* I bet that you weren't either.

[FarewellThoreau]

Neither the Texas Constitution, nor the Constitution of the united States, explicitly or implicitly disallows the secession of Texas (or any other "free and independent State") from the United States. Joining the "Union" was ever and always voluntary, rendering voluntary withdrawal an equally lawful and viable option (regardless of what any self-appointed academic, media, or government "experts"—including Abraham Lincoln himself—may have ever said).

[scarabmango]

@FarewellThoreau Nobody cares about "constitutionality" with regard to whether or not you/any other state can secede. When you join a larger and more powerful entity, it is the latter that determines "legality," even if the procedure just means shooting everybody who complains. Texas is not strong enough to break away, and it has too many resources to be allowed to do so. If you guys start Civil War II, you will make a nuisance of yourselves, but you will nonetheless lose.

[FarewellThoreau]

@scarabmango We refine 41% of the countries fuel, California has the second most refineries and Louisiana has the third. Texas can easily put a dent in the already paralyzed U.S. if we decided to keep what we refine and sold it elsewhere (just like the united states does) We are one of few states that can maintain themselves through the strengths of our main sources of commerce and trade like agriculture, cattle, and energy & home to six of the top 50 companies on the Fortune 500 list, 51 total.

[problackskater5]

Nigga you GAY!

[MrKAO1865]

Sooner be gay than a...uhhh.... Sooner

[UndercoverTerror55]

Is this what them MFERS doing with my tax dollars? geting high and talk shit?

[scarabmango]

Let me send a message to any Texan secessionists out there.  You are STAYING part of the USA. If necessary, I might even be unleashed on you in order to ensure that. And I am a super-soldier grown in the Dulce Base. Vaporize my head with a fifty-cal, and it grows right back. So don't fuck with me.

[FarewellThoreau]

@scarabmango We make subsonic ammo rounds that destroy people with regenerative properties here in Texas, come over lets play! The Texas constitution does state (in Article 1, Section 1) that "Texas is a free and independent State, subject only to the Constitution of the United States..." (note that it does not state "...subject to the President of the United States..." or "...subject to the Congress of the United States..." or "subject to the collective will of one or more of the other States")

[orpbmx]

All the pussys are shaved In Texas!

[Jrock52509]

i live in texas and it fuckin sucks here

[KnightxxArrow]

@Jrock52509 Well do you have a job, education, money! Then it sucks for you.

[scwub23]

there all trolls dont give them the satisfaction. FUCKIN TEXAS best state in America

[nyc15mdel]

I lost all my hope in this country

[9erKiller1234]

@ZingHighFive Aww are you jealous too?

[9erKiller1234]

@dontcaretoknowyou How cute! Your jealous! Aww, does someone need a dipey change? Awwwwwwwww!! You just jealous cuz Texas has HORRIBLE weather and everything in California is perfect! How cute. Have a nice day :)

[dontcaretoknowyou]

I wish I lived in Texas.Texas is badass.

[ZingHighFive]

@dontcaretoknowyou damn straight.

[caramelbiscuit1]

THE FUCKING KOOLADE'S STRONGER. Noting the important things in life

[VhUgGz]

DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS. It isn't nice to pick on retards.

[texaskidzuk]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! These guys remind me of a lot of my Rangers I was with in the Army. My drill sergeant was from South Texas and he said it best...............IF YOU AIN"T FROM TEXAS YOU AIN"T SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nuff said Drill Sergeant Garcia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[whitncannon]

Who ever said CALIFORNIA could be a self sufficient state is a complete idot. That state was one of the first to go into debt, oh and yeah TEXAS....no where near it thanks to good ole Rick Perry. BTW we arent claiming we are the only self sufficient state....WE ARE, ALL THERE IS TO IT!

[MrsDallas7]

EVERYBODY SHUT THE HELL UP!!! ... TEXAS IS THE FUCKING BEST

[kylelcole]

FUCK U IF U AINT FROM TEXAS



[guitar0124]

texas is gay

[UltimateStuffByMe]

These are the idiots that give Texas a bad name. 

[ToxicGamingNetwork]

@UltimateStuffByMe these idiots are risking their lives across seas

[cowboyDimoria]

fuck all you none Texans, Texas marines L.wood engineers 34-11 ohhh rahhhh

[TheApplesauce01]

@markandrach Well maybe they are, but not all people from Texas are stupid. I'm not.

[mikal7596]

i visited New York,and much of the eastern sea board, people are pretty fucking rude. in Texas we treat people with respect and decency. funny how all the Texas hating people are wasting their time on something they hate. We produce the best football players in the country, cali produces the most blonde haired fags, and if you wants red necks just go to alabama b/c its 1000X worse. Dont hate on Texas b/c your wasting your time :)

[KnightxxArrow]

@mikal7596 Northerners are bringing their habits down here.

[michlkidd]

This is funny..people should lighten up.

[Darla814]

Sooner be gay than sooner

[9erKiller1234]

@Irishfighter67 Nigga please, I've lost two brothers, three uncles and at least five cousins. So you stfu and have an even better day! XD

[ATXhulk]

TEXAS!

[zallasane]

Wow, if these guys are as all the texans, you're all idiots.

[MyNameGoesHere2012]

@zallasane I for one am a Texan and we don't all act like this. Thank you very much dick wad.

[zallasane]

@MyNameGoesHere2012 Well then, i withdraw my statement. It was just from reading the comments, and i may have gotten the wrong picture. I am sorry if i offended you good sir. To be honest, i miss judge a lot of Americans because i can't stand the US and what they are doing.

Have a nice day.

[AmericanTexanguy]

We are the best! Texas all the way!!!

[thewhalekat]

our bakerys are fucking shit hot.

[noble381297]

texas! orrah!!!

[66SPX]

other states are trying to abolish the death penalty, my states putting it in the express lane!!!!

[ShadowSoldior]

It took me until about 0:45 to realize it was satire xD

[denisecedillo]

SEMPER FI!!! We all need a laugh once in a while. Texas is the only self sufficient state. We dont need help from any other state we handle things on our own. We got our own power grid, oil, gas, water, and anything else you need to survive. This is coming from a MARINE MOM!!!!! So if you look at the map of the US from a Texans eyes. You got Texas and Not Texas. You are a Texan before you are an American

[DJRobDank]

@denisecedillo So from that logic, you have idiots (Texas) and non-idiots... Rasist, homophobic, uneducated, bible bumping idiots....

And trying to claim that Texas is the only self sufficient state is obsured.

California has a lot of natural resources, it used to be it's own country, and it produces most of this countries agriiculture. Why do you think they have agriculture inspections when you drive into the state?

Texas has oil and religion, and this country doesn't need either of those...

[tehatemachine]

@denisecedillo Can I become a Texan? I'm trying to escape this communist state called Kalifornia.

[KnightxxArrow]

@denisecedillo Amen!

[JBea1988]

Go ahead and look up the definition of "satire", and then calm down.

[RandomPearl7]

Honestly, does it really matter what they're saying? Don't you hear OUR soldiers laughing? They are basically giving up their lives for us. Let them laugh at whatever. Can’t they take their minds off of the war for a couple of minutes before they get tossed in a war? Before they watch their friends get shot at, blown up, killed?! Really!? Jesus, man.

[9erKiller1234]

@JunkFoodJohn By the way, if you think just because Osama is dead that there means there's not going to be trouble in the future, you're a dumbass!!! Are government either made terrorists stand down, or really, really, REALLY pissed them off. Just something to think about before you go to bed at night. Have a fantastic day (not that I care if you do or not)! XD

[9erKiller1234]

@JunkFoodJohn Look motherfucker, if you really don't think that there's conflict in the world today, you are complete fucking retard. My grandfathers fought in Vietnam, Korea, WW2, Iraq, and Afghanistan. My family knows what it's like to be a real soldier. You probably have no fucking idea what these veterans go through after war. By the way, nothing you say phases me, cuz I'm a Californian :D. Have a good day! XD

[MockBlue]

Aiym frum Texas ayund - I am Gay - and full ter thee brim with AIDs......aynd aym black with ay very very very attrac-atieev penius! Ayma goona slap yow boys aroaind the face wid it!!!!

[TheBigDead0ne]

Are these guys Pougues? Combat Troop don't bitch like that.

[83alx]

Concrete drys quicker.

[ir10031981]

I heard a promo for Michael Savage on Houston's iHeart radio station 950. He mentioned Texas is ahead of all other states, I agree. In Texas, you can drive 70 to 75 mph legally on a two lane federal highway, where on the same type of road in Illinois, or other eastern states you'd have to drive 55.

[ZingHighFive]

@JunkFoodJohn LOL u mad? u keep responding hateful things to everyone that takes pride in their state. based off what you said to other people i'd like to inform you that yes you found gold but there was hardly any there and thousands lost their lives trying to find it as the chances of even getting to Cali were about 20% and chance of finding gold was about 5%. and yes the Texas flag can be raised to the same height as the national flag. you wouldn't know cause Cali cant do that :)

[JunkFoodJohn]

@ZingHighFive I don't give a fuck how high the piece of shit texas flag can be raised. I'll wipe my ass with that fucking thing. and who ever said I was from CA?

[ZingHighFive]

@JunkFoodJohn LOL you'll wipe your ass with a flag? and texans are the weird ones?!

[ZingHighFive]

@JunkFoodJohn also you believe everyone in texas is an inbred.. that's false.. that's tennessee haha. and Texas isn't perfect but neither is Cali. Texas has the best oil, doctors, and great education. Cali has celebrities and fags prancing around. sure Texas has beaners but hey, we got first pick!

[JunkFoodJohn]

@ZingHighFive Best doctors and education? LOLOL!! Fucking laughable. Then why aren't any texas hospitals or medical schools every highly ranked? And you homophobia speaks volumes to your inbred intellect. You can stay in your shitty ass state and keep fucking your sister-cousin.

[ZingHighFive]

@JunkFoodJohn lol clearly you've never heard of MD Anderson Cancer Center, leading the nation in cancer research and prevention as well as Memorial Hermann Hospital with the best doctors around the world. We've had people from around the world have work done on them there. and UTMB is a leading medical school in the country. and again u think im inbred? haha again thats tennessee. and you told 9erKiller1234 cali was the best. i'd believe you take pride in your state..

[9erKiller1234]

@Irishfighter67 Oh yeah by the way, my uncle died at age 23 in a jet fighting for us. So until you have family/military death, please shut up. You basically disrespected me and my family

[JunkFoodJohn]

@9erKiller1234 Unless he signed up with a contract explicitly saying he wasn't going to die, you get no sympathy. If you give yourself over to a military power, there is a good chance you will be killed, have to kill someone else, will be fucked mentally, raped if you are a woman, or commit suicide. People sign into this voluntarily. Don't look for sympathy when shit happens.

[JunkFoodJohn]

@9erKiller1234 and there is no conflict in the world today that directly affects my security, so save your "he died protecting us" bullshit for someone else. He died as a member of the US military. That's not synonymous with protecting our country.

[Irishfighter67]

@9erKiller1234 I've lost 6 cousins? so stfu and have a wonderful day :)

[9erKiller1234]

@texasaggie163 You just hatin. As usual. I always got comments like that when I went on a cross country trip to Texas wearing NorCal attire

[9erKiller1234]

@Irishfighter67 You guys just hating cuz California is the most famous and recognized state in America. Uhh hello we found GOLD here!!! Hence golden state!! Oh yeah, my whole family was involved in the military so yeah. Oh yeah and Texas doesnt have a cool nickname like us! Like "Killafornia". It's a Californian thing. :D

[texasaggie163]

im from texas and ive been to new york and califrnia and they both blow. all they have in caliornia is hippies and fags and new yorks full of abunch of rude bastards. texas is the greatest state and always will be

[JunkFoodJohn]

@texasaggie163 only steers and queers come from texas. seriously, you cow shit kicking inbred motherfuckers can stay the fuck in your own state. We don't want you goat fuckers in the rest of the country.

[Irishfighter67]

why does everyone have to dislike these marines having fun, i think they have a rite to say what they want.. they're out there fighting for your freedom to insult them and they're state

[JunkFoodJohn]

@Irishfighter67 what the fuck is a "rite" you dumb motherfucker?

[1nsultTo1njury]

@Irishfighter67 I admit I laughed a couple times, but they are still a couple of redneck, morons and by no means fighting for MY freedom.

[TheEvangrinder]

@1nsultTo1njury go grab a gun learn how to shoot it and off yourself u pos

[1nsultTo1njury]

@TheEvangrinder LOL straight to a suicide recommendation? I'm fine thanks- in fact I feel great. I love it when people I strongly disagree with cave into threatening me. That means I already won.

[TheEvangrinder]

@1nsultTo1njury how stupid are you when i tell you to go kill yourself how do you find a threat in that im just tellin you to do the world a favor and quit taking up space

[1nsultTo1njury]

@TheEvangrinder I'm done with this little back and forth. You clearly don't understand basic punctuation, how can I even hold you accountable for not understanding the corruption that lies at the core of the US government or our permanent war economy?

And by the way, most justice systems would equate a suicide command to a threat. Just thought I'd clarify in case you get into trouble later in life. You're welcome.

[9erKiller1234]

All Texas is is a bunch of rednecks -__- California is the best, that is why we are the GOLDEN state!

[JunkFoodJohn]

@9erKiller1234 fuck yeah. Well except for CA being the best. OR and WA have that title locked down.

[noble381297]

@9erKiller1234 nah man.. california is only good for the girls, the beach boys, and the cali kush! haha!!!

[dontcaretoknowyou]

@9erKiller1234 Everybody hates Kalifornia. We want to give it back to mexico

[TheMovingCinerama04]

@dontcaretoknowyou No California wants to become it's own Country and disown it's self from right winged USA because everyone keeps bashing it!

[dontcaretoknowyou]

@TheMovingCinerama04 We would celebrate that day.Honest to God it would be like another 4th of July.

[TheMovingCinerama04]

@dontcaretoknowyou Awesome thank you for understanding! I'm glad were on the same page!

[BonoEtMalo]

I live in Texas. And I'd have to disagree with every single thing in this video.

[ZingHighFive]

The Texas flag is only flag that can fly at equal height to the US flag because it was its own country. nuff said.

[JunkFoodJohn]

@ZingHighFive You are fucking inbred and stupid if you believe this shit.

[obeliskkiller]

someone needs to shut these disgusting faggots rite up.

[Bassbro1235]

Lol everyone thinks yall is bad in Texas how about youse guys(: and also everything is bigger my dick is 3 inches.... From the floor lol yall have a blessed day

[markandrach]

its a fact that the average i.q of someone from texas is 40!!!!!

they are actually further behind monkeys on the evolution chart

[TheApplesauce01]

@markandrach Hey, why don't you shut the fuck up because you obviously have no idea what you're talking about. -__-'

[markandrach]

@TheApplesauce01 well actually i have a phd in human evolution.

the toy soldiers show less intelligence than a ring tailed lemur

[JunkFoodJohn]

@markandrach I don't doubt it. The trademark of a good soldier, of which Texas produces the most of, is blind obedience. Even lemurs can't be brainwashed as easily as texans. The frontal lobe is a powerful thing to whoever controls it. Unfortunately for the stupid fuckers in texas it isn't them.

[hayden50]

@markandrach what a way to generalize you moron. and all limeys have bad teeth, right ??? if you don't realize this is satire,then you have an IQ of a single celled organism.

[invizz0ninja]

Love the sarcastic. Sorry George Bush isnt from Texas. Hes from Connecticut

[jgale04]

disgusting.

[jappul08]

FUCKIN OKLAHOMA SOONERS

[TffnyLov3]

He's yelling out the window like someone is going to yell back, "Why?" LMFAO

[LordSaiya]

@TffnyLov3 You can see they're parked if you actually look out the window. There's probably tons of people out there.

[gunlover1993]

There's no other place like Texas, I'll never leave.

[phoenixbrown108]

i gotta admit this is funny

[Darla814]

Lmao!!! That'd hilarious!

[ndprepper]

Texas. Fuck Yeh! Best damn bands in the world. The boot of North Dakota.

[coonie1]

Burgers are bigger, hot dogs are longer, fuckin' Texas.

[hardenedRASRisback]

Texas is the only state to have been it's own country once before

[vincenzzo7]

@hardenedRASRisback False. Cali was the California Republic before it was annexed by the usa

[mandyhl1969]

@hardenedRASRisback

and the only state to still hold the right to succeed from the Union to this day!

[cjocharlton]

@hardenedRASRisback Hawaii... #GetAtMe

[alittleinsane22]

@hardenedRASRisback besides hawaii... 

[Texagfan12]

@hardenedRASRisback actually I think california was once independent, but texas is still the best state

[rissanicole92]

@hardenedRASRisback not true im from texas but california was also its own country

[TxDamur]

@rissanicole92 horseshit. only thing california can say is its the only damn state where all the girls wanna grow up to be princesses and wear dresses, and the guys do too.

[hardenedRASRisback]

Better colleges in texas

[kyzziistar]

@jeradding And btw genius, read that comment again and who I was talking to. It wasn't even about this state. In your own words "fuck you", and get your head checked.

[kyzziistar]

With respect and a sense on responsibility . -_- *smh*

[kyzziistar]

@jeradding You obviously grew up in a sheltered life. The amount of meth and crack heads outweigh those sober in a lot of areas. You sound as if you're trying to be all big and bad with the use of cursing. Maybe you should try harder and actually run them out of the state, instead of being all talk. Typical man with TOO much pride. I like my cowboys respectful, and not belligerent; so do a lot of women here. Sad thing is yet again the disrespectful and beyond belligerent people outweigh those w

[randomcurrynstuff]

"ain't no Asians in Texas" - Everyone I know from Texas is either Indian, Chinese, Vietnamese or Korean.

[Labyrnthdom]

Texas wins Bitches!

[TCO55]

Texas is the redneck armpit of America that creates negative stereotypes.

[Biggunsmakebigbang]

Theres more stupid people in texas

[33donita]

i love TEXAS

[TheDOOMDIEGO]

ARMY OF TEXANS INCOMING!!

That includes me. ;)

[fenderbenderx]

F*** YEAH! IM FROM TEXAS!!!

[ihatenumbers987]

Thumbs up if you're from Texas. :)

[jeradding]

lol im from texas & this is funny shit

[MrJamesRico]

@ filmdilios shut up u whiny Cunt!!!

[MrDetailpro3]

These guys are fucking hysterical. I just moved to Texas and I love it here.

[superkrystal86]

i live in texas and i think it is the best state did you know that plaino is named the number 1 safest cities in the U.S and where is plaino you ask TEXAS not only do the girls look better and the guys work harder but its a beautiful state were polite we respect our elders and were sure in the hell not afraid of showing yall how we get down and i mean that as in shoving our shit kicker's up your a** and no were not all family but we treat ppl like family :) TEXAS all the way!!!

[Pandofus]

@superkrystal86 oh yea im in plano!

[niknikandrachel]

guy by the window looks like brock lesnar

[0alldaierrrday0]

Texas born and raised and there isn't a more friendly down to earth place.

i've lived in colorado and ill never live any where but in texas

[filmdilios]

Girl's standards are lower in Texas.

[filmdilios]

More cows are raped in Texas.