Dilbert: Mr. Coffee and Less Of You

[seahen1337]

I plan to go into artificial intelligence. I was thinking of building myself a girlfriend, but maybe I should build myself a lawyer first.

[luckstergal]

Oh, I SO need to use Dogbert's line the next time one of my girlfriends gets giddy about losing weight (again).

[0ProfessorBuns0]

"I lost two pounds."

"I'm happy. Guess why?"

"Uh, because you're supportive?"

"Because there's less of you."

xDDDD hahhahaha(: Great stuff.

[MononokeKusuriuri]

luv dogbert

[9volt569]

LOL I love this series.

[bigbeautyfull]

#LOL

[carleen4689]

Haha, Less of You was hilarious!

[eafanboyssuck]

#LOL

[gggu]

Dogbert's voice is different from the series. :(

[brainiac256]

He was charged with stealing a computer, they dropped it to 'lewd conduct with appliances'. Is funny, because appliances are like little, incomplete computers.

[Redlin5]

Less of you... Haha.

[alexcastellanosleon]

we'll reduce the charges to what?

[Redlin5]

@alexcastellanosleon I like to think for the murder of his boss.

[asjoqvist]

@alexcastellanosleon Sounds like "lewd conduct with appliances" to me, but English is not my native language.

[NicosMind]

@asjoqvist yip thats what he said

[KWSoccer]

id hit that coffee

[LordBalto]

I'm all tapped out!

[mattroks101]

lol less of you lol

[tomyo669]

I think this is one of their better videos :)

[DrDumb002]

dilbert should be much more popular than they are!!

[JulianCheese]

Hah, random. These are good, but it'd be better if you had more of them in a video.