1000 Ways to Die #96 Poi Vey

[08ninetales]

How difficult is it to understand the concept of stop, drop, and roll?!

[MrAntiKnowledge]

2:40 Someone on fire? Keep partying!

[Gut816]

horrible game...and stop drop and roll!

[seansimagionation]

poor Jew. He kinda reminds me of me.

[simsarethebest925456]

STOP DROP AND ROLL DUMBALL

[KDWproductions]

@587luckey yes it's an option but there was a pool if i was him i jumped in the pool

[587lukey]

STOP DROP AND ROLL

[Snyarhedir]

This is a little disturbing.

[Snyarhedir]

No way must an Orthodox Jewish man wear that exact outfit regardless of what he is doing or what the weather is like.

[TheRobloxlegend]

Complete bullshit!!!

[12xkillerx12]

if this was in 1989 hav come there were cars like modern jeeps and fords,and later on there were sunglasses wtf?

[slcldsprovo]

Is 1000 way to die is a fake show or it real people who had died

[martinsbigmouth]

@slcldsprovo real deaths they just changed the names and the storys that led to their deaths 

[liljanky14]

not too be mean but thats what sheldons stupid stalker ass get!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

[Starkravingcow]

Horrible sfx

[u8myshorts20]

He wanted a girl from paradise, she rejected him, and he ended up in hell.

[vincentecrow09]

"Poi Vey". a combination of Poi Kerplach and "oy vey" a Yiddish translation for "woe is me".

[Zuyuri]

These names of the deaths...so corny yet so funny.

[KittyMembrane1992]

I love how they used Tahitian girls when its non hawaiian at all

[nukeman402]

Man what the heck he was stuiped

[Sonamyy]

@christiancoker1 Shut up! Nobody has to be stick-thin!

[bigbassent]

I LOVE THIS ONE TOO

[crued45]

I love this one. He should not have tried to make her jewish. He should have tried to woo her with french or italien food and songs not jewish ones.

[Bloom579]

its so horribly made

[mizukiyay]

Best pickup line ever "your gonna have to convert" XDXDXD

[jenjerrybooya]

@PizzaPirateNinja8128 ok, its not a lie but if you are going to program something portraying it as fact, get your facts straight

[FredSanford73]

Another Amish man having fun, at least he didn't croak!

[kanibals100]

stupid pepole*.

[kanibals100]

stupid peole.

[Exessen]

jew? he looks amish lol

[TheKhahlil]

she prolly dont like him because he too desperate

[mrcrordry]

natural selection thats why sme ppl cant get a gf

[mrcrordry]

How am I supsoed to live witg my self

[forgottenmaz]

How I talk to girl?? She's very pretty...

[Sporkinator4]

lmao jew curls

[SuhRahtizher]

See drunk people are fun... Until the think they are the shit or something like it and try to show off -_-

[iRawrVideosxD]

He's a nice guy,she didn't give him a chance. Poor guy.

[JewishRammsteinGirl]

Why didn't they help him.... Poor guy

[lilarreola27]

@JewishRammsteinGirl They thought his performance were part of the show

[SatanTheGreat666]

1:05 the voice of amir blumenfeld

[hapibth0pel3ss]

so sad he should just asked her out, but they wouldnt match cause i dont think she would convert to his lifestyle ...i wouldnt.

[Munch48]

I THOUGHT ONLY DOUCHBAGS DIE ON THAT SHOW HE JUST WANTED LOVE

[hapibth0pel3ss]

@Munch48 hey everybody has the right to die, even nice people!

[kingjamon123]

At the end,where he was on the ground burning,i saw that  his hands where rubber

[Blu3Jayy]

Da ppl on here commenting Is funny

[Resoses]

oh come on.. this guy didn't deserve to die.

[cupcakegretchengirl]

OMG our familys old reliter's name was Laylani and shes a hulla dancer lol.

[rintyamaxbauer]

YAY A DRUNK JEW

[comments999]

She didn't convert but HE DID!

[javiercetina]

Jews dont believe that HELL exists, but now he knows that it's real and what it feels like getting burned to death!!!

[jenjerrybooya]

This video is a lie. I know this man who died and they make him look like a fool. He was not attracted to this woman. He found out she was Jewish and was trying to help make her more religious.

Oh, and btw one of the Jewish holdiays Purim, you're supposed to get drunk, so saying he's never been drunk and that it's forbidden is a lie. These stories are not accurate.

[Brandonlym]

@jenjerrybooya They were not made to be 100% accurate.

[Supermario64vids]

@jenjerrybooya Your face is not accurate.

[chesiregirl]

@Supermario64vids Seriously? How old are you, 12? Grow up.

[PizzaPirateNinja8128]

@jenjerrybooya Perhaps they didn't know that. Don't assume everything false is a lie

[hotelsucks]

i guess the ripper is hitler!!

[ImaRageQuitter]

Too easy

[ZeenoTheRogue]

Burned* I mean.

[ZeenoTheRogue]

What did you think was going to happen? He was Jewish, He was Concentrated like the other Jews in WW2.

[RafoilM]

@ZeenoTheRogue Fuck You you bastard! Hope you rot in hell!

[siliyemoodislam]

@RafoilM I bet you are a motherfucker muslim!!!

[RafoilM]

@siliyemoodislam im a jew myseld you dum shit. Why else would i stand up for Jews? Go suck on my jewish dick!

[RobbyReluctance]

That's what he gets for being a sex-deprived, religious stalker.

[nadavxp]

has anyone noticed that out of all the people who got caught on fire in this show, NONE of them stopped dropped and roll?

[justinbieberluver010]

@nadavxp lol i thought the same thing !!

[ByakuganWhite]

@nadavxp There was one. A racecar driver. lol

[GeneralVert31]

@nadavxp One did survive.

[TheMeekgurl]

did anybody else se the small waterfall fountain, why couldn't he have just ran over there, or one of the people in the crowd could have just pushed in the fountain

[L0ve4Cookies]

@TheMeekgurl I know I would have helped, not just look or laugh.

[TheMeekgurl]

@L0ve4Cookies i know!! you see a man who is clearly on fire, and u just stand there and laugh lol, i would have helped him too!

[flightsnhike226]

@TheMeekgurl Hes drunk for fucks sake, who thinks like that when theyre stoned?

[drPandorable]

" I wanna make you my wife. But you're gonna have to convert"

What a noob. Don't make her suffer. He needed to die.

[JAYCZero]

@drPandorable Yeah that's like me offering somebody a Pizza which the person would reject my offer and still on top of that I tell them , "your going to have to pay for the Pizza." No disrespect towards the Dead, but what a Fucking Moron, running around in a scorching 110 degrees with a Fucking Ya mica and Orthodox coat. And to the girls that he melted for , they weren't even Banging. The other one was Chubby and the one was ugly, they didn't deserve that treatment that this man died for.

[NYCeddie15]

@drPandorable human don't need to die...they just need to change

[NBrew808]

I remember when this event happened. I was at that particular show when it happened.

[damshley]

@NBrew808 lol!

[NBrew808]

I remember when this event happened. I was at that particular show when it happened.

[Tristan25000]

The ppl ddnt care xD

[Joshwwwa189]

Rebecca Black should be on this show.

[L0ve4Cookies]

@Joshwwwa189 LOL! NICE COMMENT. THUMBS UP!!! HAHAHA

[99knight]

imagine when those Hawaii women ride on you while shaking them self...

[8bitpixelfyer]

aww poor jew

[warlord2080]

Hitler is amused.

[MISANTHROPY647]

I feel sorry for this guy.

I'm not sure attraction could ever take control over my mind, fear definitely can, though.

[Kingrex16]

Is it just me or does anyone one else fell kinda sorry for the guy?

[L0ve4Cookies]

@Kingrex16 I do. It was of of love. He doesn't control his religion. I do feel bad for him. Fuck the tourists, they could have helped.

[atomicmelonade]

This is incredibly silly.

[lolemogirl1]

hey! I have a friend named that!

[theedenpapi]

This is soooooooooooooooooo made up.A jewish man cannot marry/date a non jewish girl.I dont think that guy was stupid enough to do this...

[seedyredjam]

@theedenpapi Especially an orthodox Jew. The scenarios surrounding the deaths are fake. For example, according to 1000WTD a mean college girl died from chubby bunny, whereas there are only two reported deaths from playing chubby bunny. One was a middle school boy and another was a father who were both playing the game at birthday parties.

[theedenpapi]

@seedyredjam Good to know.Dont worry, im not using sarcasm.Lol

[emilovesyouxp]

@theedenpapi

He wanted her because she was forbidden. If that's not the reason, he did say "But you're gonna have to convert"

[FlubbahProductions]

I know that song that he was singing

[theedenpapi]

@FlubbahProductions pretty much everyone does

[Snyarhedir]

@theedenpapi Heck, I had to play it on the trumpet for middle school band.

[MegaClone123]

There was a girl there 0.o

[XxAwesomerxX]

ive been watch a few of these and the thing that pops up the most is some gets DRUNK !

[charger479]

aw i liked his beared 8(

[samsherbert]

If a Jewish guy came up to my house and starting singing, I'd be impressed

[theedenpapi]

@samsherbert I hope you know thats really offensive to jews.Bitch

[samsherbert]

@theedenpapi sharing your culture shouldn't be offensive

[aanonymous404]

he didn't stop, drop, and roll.

[VerbosityFail]

@aanonymous404 When you're burning, panicking, and dying, would you be able to think clearly enough to STOP, DROP, and ROLL OVER UNTIL YOU'RE ALL RIGHT? Didn't think so. Caps are for emphasis, I'm not screaming. (I is Grammar Nazi, ooh crap.)

[treb1988]

@VerbosityFail don't forget drunk too

[Chimchar7089]

haha i wanna know what #69 is

[TheMagma777]

back in the field where i harvest my grain i look at my wish-she-were-my-wife and relize she very lame

[TheMagma777]

eminem

[123colle456]

drunk jews plus fire= AWESOME TIME

[Blocklandbrian498]

Alcohol+fire=bad

[Megahotbeauty]

dis stuff is stupid!!!

[Carbon657]

lol hula skelenton 

[snakelemon]

i don't like that...

[logik316]

2:50 - LOL, a hula dancing skeleton.

[porkere]

a orthodox jew that never has been drunk before Right??

its a jewish custum to get drunk on purim an even passover we drink 16 cups of wine

[logik316]

@porkere

I thought traditional Jews encourage social drinking, but frown on drunkenness. Supposedly, the rate of alcoholism is relatively low among them.

[MrLocojoe12]

@logik316 : Jews do not encourage drinking at all. There are a few exemptions. including Purim.

[logik316]

@MrLocojoe12

Ah, OK. I figured there was something wrong with this story.

[porkere]

@porkere on the holiday of purim which is next week jews are supposed to get drunk until they cannot tell the difference between a villan (Haman in the book of esther) and a great sage (Mordechai in the book of esther) also we get wasted on the celebration of the torah (jewish bible)

[MrLocojoe12]

@porkere " passover we drink 16 cups of wine". Your comanded to drink 4 cups of wine on the first night.

[MrLocojoe12]

@porkere "we drink 16 cups of wine ". I'm Sorry I dont know were you got 16 but I drink 4 cups of wine on pesach.

[poke3p1]

jewish + hula =...NAHHHHH!

[CaptainNarwhal1997]

I love it when you can predict how they're going to die before it happens.



[PastulioProductions]

i think this show is totall bullshit

[ThePhysGun]

The most painful thing must be your balls boiling.

[PapaMidnite213]

@Ninja603 ok i just threw up in my mouth

[brownsugarpoptart123]

@PapaMidnite213 :O Jamaica rules. have u ever been to Jamaica? cuz i don't think u have. maybe u should go there for summer vacation because it's a necessity

[SecretGamerNews]

Cartman: BURN JEW, BUUUUUUUURN!!!!!!

[ballintothamax]

oh sheldon.... haha my favorite part was the skeleton dancing... on fire :)

[creamandsteve]

fake beard

[SuxMeBoww]

i paused at 28 and faped to her shes super hot and yes it felt good

[aaronisstellar]

Lol i like how no one bothered to help him when he's clearly on fire...

[madmaxex1]

0:40 Hosthost

[DamianKenny8]

0I was thinking about hittin the booze tonight untill i seen this.

[ZhaoPao]

At 3:16 why is he wearing plastic gloves? What was he planning to do with that girl...

[raelovesyou98]

@ZhaoPao if you were paying attention the narator says they loose alot of fluid wen u burn soooo its not gloves its pus and sweat

[ricardordrgs]

@ZhaoPao Actor (stunt guy) wearing protective gear under the Jewish costume due to the fire...

[MastrBlastrStudios]

oh my god! its sodagod!

[Qeestyna]

why do they always have to die the stupidest ways.

[soulskyela]

lol this is silly

[Megacookiefan]

When i saw fire i just laughed..

[dbadefense1990]

So a Jew walks into a bar...

[Emigdiosback]

@dbadefense1990 i haven't heard one of those in years.

[undeadcobra139]

Somebody call 9-1-1 somones fire burnin' on the dance floor! Litteraly!

[tjbest123]

63 people is nazis



[honeybun33]

i would say he went 2 hold hands w/ Jesus but he and the rest of the Jews werent so buddy buddy 2000 yrs ago.

[MrLikable99]

Old name: 1000 ways to die

New name: 1000 ways to be at least the 1000th dumbest person on earth

[Slamexo]

Guess he got caught up in the heat of the moment.

[honeybun33]

@Slamexo LOL! ! and got a burning sensation

[78xKendrax87]

he was burning up for her :3 lol

[xMcallisteRx]

Conversegirl311 how would 1 glass of wine get someone drunk. It took this Jew 5 glasses to get drunk

[Snyarhedir]

@xMcallisteRx They said AT LEAST one, implying that many people would drink more and thus become intoxicated.

[conversegirl311]

just in case u didnt figure it out already

[conversegirl311]

theres no way an orthodox jew has never been drunk u have 2 drinkat least a cup of wine on half of our holidays! thats why there so fun ! and for those of u. who are slow im an orthodox jew

[GameKid560]

i have seen it all 1:14

[mysticdarkrai135]

jews?

jewellery?

say no more

[cartezbb1]

Jews Can RUN.!

[emomason22]

Why didn't that bitch just accept him? He so didn't deserve that!

[turbo0718]

she gave me her number the next day

[ZombieKiller766]

stop, drop and roll, bitch!!!!!!!

[floridaman2000]

he had the HOTS for a girl LOL ROFL LMFFAO

[pinkmagicdog]

why didn't the people push him into the water?

[Khiladijai]

@pinkmagicdog Since he was spinning in a circle instead of flailing about, they thought it was part of the show. And by the time they realized otherwise it was too late.

[2ndOfficerCHL]

And Orthodox Jew courting a Hawaiian native girl. This really needs to be a sitcom.

[TehBlaCkKeed]

@2ndOfficerCHL Yeah, I'd tottally watch that xD

[bitchyb73]

@2ndOfficerCHL I wanna see that.

[tnpan]

I really want to see an actual surfing jew.  It would be fucking hilarious!

[PapaMidnite213]

@Ninja603 Have you ever been to Hawaii?

[lachick4ever]

the dancer is ugly and a little fat

[lolflap]

@lachick4ever Ugh.Not everyone has to be bone-thin.

[MrAmerica1995]

This wasn't the first time a Jew was cooked.

[bitchyb73]

@MrAmerica1995 you are SO wrong for that.