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  • SKINHEAD SKINHEAD

  • i feel sorry for this guy

  • Want a laugh? watch twisted metal 3 endings

  • loving how I got this for free with the new twisted metal:)!

  • Twisted Metal 1,2,3,4,Small Brawl, Black, and Head On in PS3 Collection!!

  • They should make this game for PS Vita or some shit.

  • The boxer gang :O

  • Always nice to play through a game just to have your character get fucked and die in the end. But in tm lost there is a clone of him. Just too bad the game was never finished.

  • @MrHotwings69 It's probably not a clone. Non of the endings actually happen except one. Usually what they say is the only ending that is canon is the one you are playing. So in the next game,you should probably just ignore their entire story from the game before.

  • .......sooo....Why did Calypso shoot Roadkill?

  • @chaoschao27 John Doe is FBI and Calypso is the number 2 terrorist in the world. Also, those with noble causes get screwed over. Calypso has a crude sense of humor.

  • @rdchili69 twisted. not crude:P

  • Sweet Tooth pwns Calypso

  • Is #1 sweet tooth?

  • @XxXdontXcareXxX lmao epic

  • yep, amnesia is the perfect reason to lock someone up in solitary, it's not like that could have any long lasting mental scarring 

  • @TheSeanhl According to his medical record, he also has fits of maniacal rage.

  • I stick of dynamite to take down a building....no wonder he is in prison.

  • 2:34 "We weren't just skin heads..."

  • Just in case anyone is wondering, he says freaking because SweetTooth already said SHUT UP AND BLEED YOU MOTHER FUCKER....and the game would have had a higher rating if anyone else swore....

  • This is the best one!

  • life gives you lemons

    and sometime squeezes them in your eyes aswell

  • What A TWIST!

  • How the fuck did he get everyone out of jail!?!?!? Still a cool game

  • Shorts, bald heads, and work boots.

    Neo Nazi's anyone?

  • I love and hate that ending!!!

  • He's one of the guys from the doomsday cult, watch Outlaw's story, you'll see him.

  • Seen Calypso, Hopefully He Would Know Who I Was...

    *Opens Wallet*

    JESUS!!!

  • always was my favorite ending

  • So who's number 1? Sweet Tooth?

  • Totalleh not fair.. I DEMAND A REPLAY!!!

  • its not fair, its not fair! ITS NOT FAIR!!

  • Man......John Doe was my favourite character and i never did finish the game with him and know to find out he gets killed right at the end?!?! smh im pissed..............plus i swear there was a women he spoke to in his storyline ?

  • where the hell they get that car?tow truck and others...

  • i get itttttttttttttttttttttttttt

  • why the hell did he shoot him?

  • @dylanisfake Calypso is a douche like that

  • @dylanisfake Because he was Number 2 on the FBI's most wanted list and John Doe was an FBI agent so he killed him so he won't be arrested.

  • He looks like John Hughes, the self-professed serial killer

  • this sounds like a story for crimson fury, why isn't he in the game?

  • 4:14 that's a real photo, but as a kid when I had this game I used to just think it just great graphics...even though for a ten year old PS2 game TM: Black's graphics are still fucking sweet to this day!

  • Who is more wanted then Calypso on the FBI list?

    Also, The police actually have a code for people blowing shit up with their cars?

  • @OMGhappiness Never played this game before, but I guess it's Sweet Tooth.

  • @OMGhappiness Number 1 is Needles Kane, more specifically Sweet Tooth.

  • this guy sounds like he has depersonalzition disorder lol sense he says he feels he does not exist or know where he came from

  • well i guess he isn't gona be in the sequal

  • This is better than Black Ops, i still play it.

  • i like this one alot.

  • Sooo... Why is he #1 on the FBI's 10 most wanted list? And why'd Calypso kill him but no body else that won the contest?

  • @xaioxaio11 John wasn't on the wanted list, he WAS an FBI agent. John had amnesia from the explosion, thus forgetting he was an undercover agent. After being reminded by Calypso that he was an agent, Calypso killed him because after John realized that Calypso was number 2 most wanted, Calypso would be arrested.

  • @MechaKameleon OOOOOOOHHHH OKAY. When he said he was standing infront of #2 on the FBI's 10 most wanted list, I thought he was using a metaphor to say that he was the FBI's #1 most wanted. I didn't know he meant he was litteraly standing infront of #2. Okay now I got it. Thatnks for clarifying, I never thought of it that way in the 4 years that I've had the game.

  • @xaioxaio11 No prob. :)

    Although I have to wonder, if Calypso is number two, who is number one? He/She is never mentioned, but they must be pretty dangerous to pass Calypso on the wanted list.....

  • @MechaKameleon *cough* sweet tooth *cough*

  • @TheMysteriousDumbaz1 *Facepalm*

    How could I have not realized that?.......

  • @MechaKameleon idk man,

    i really dont know

  • why kills calypso everyone

  • haha he looks just like the main guy from American History X

  • They should make a game thats ALL ABOUT SWEET TOOTH called

    Special Ice cream killer

  • So... why was he the only one killed? Out of this entire competition?

  • In the family portrait at the end he looks like FPSrussia

  • if his the number 2 guy wanted by the FBI i think sweet tooth is number 1 !!

  • Step One: Blow up Center for Disease Control

    Step Two: ???

    Step Three: Profit

  • >In CDC Office building.

    >Blow it up.

    >Papers. Papers everywhere.

    >CDC labs across town.

    trollface.png

  • *guard reading newspaper looks up* "oh, hey calypso, gonna recuit another driver for you death derby?, he's in there, go on in. tell the wife i said hi."

  • This video was Choice.....

  • i dont get it everyone else got tortured and killed friends and family and shit,......and this guy is a nobody so he fucking has a bad enoguh life to enter?

  • OK upon further digging in.....he is sweet tooths alter ego >.< his ''good side''

  • Did he kill him BECAUSE he was FBI?

  • @fasthandsz no because he was CIA

  • Tmb fail- he's been bald this whole time?

  • The saner you are in this game the deader you are by the end.

  • Notice how he's only #2? I have a hunch Sweet Tooth is #1

  • I love how all the stories are linked to one another.

  • why did calypso kill him??

  • #2 on the FBI's most wanted list? What the fuck do you have to do to get #1!??

  • @KaguyaShenku0 You gotta be sweet tooth.

  • @KaguyaShenku0 that's sweet tooth's spot.

  • @KaguyaShenku0 be a serial killer in an icecream truck :D

  • @KaguyaShenku0 It's the clown you dumbass

  • @KaguyaShenku0 crash a plane into two buildings

  • @KaguyaShenku0 By being Sweet Tooth

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  • @KaguyaShenku0 not sit in a registered inmate asylum...

  • @KaguyaShenku0 Was #1 supposed to be Bin Laden or something!

  • @Pugslee3 I believe #1 is Sweet Tooth

  • @Pugslee3 This came out before 9/11

  • @KaguyaShenku0 Steal policeman Doughnut

  • 3:50 LOL nice smile

  • That Helicopter Better Be In The New Twisted Metal.

  • one question..how the fck can john and agent stone tell their storyies when they have a bullet threw their head?

  • @BUBBAxSPARXXZ Eh it's all in Sweet Tooth's head so he can do anything.

  • then why did he go to the asylum then? FBI always fucked up

  • Man he was a hero fuck ya cylbso

  • i feel so sorry for the guy, he could of run away form hem.

  • the helicopter guy dies the same way with each story

  • in the next twisted metaol will we be in the real world and see what it is actually like as compared to only what sweet tooth sees?

  • So if Calypso is #2 on the FBI's 10 Most Wanted, who the hell is #1?

  • @ATMofAnubis i dont want to know the man whos #1....must be one sick motherfucker.

    it might be Marcus Kane tho.

  • @ryu5123 Well, this might be too complex, but since Twisted Metal Black is Needles Kane's (Sweet Tooth's) dream world, he might have made himself FBI's number 1. Or like you said, Marcus, since Needles hates Marcus the most.

  • @MrExilo yea thats what i mean bout the marcus thing, makes most sense to me.

  • Shouldnt the FBI have told him who the fuck he was, im preety sure someone should have known he was undercover

  • I was sad when he died. I was like YES! and then he got shot 

  • I love the close up on the none nazi swastika 0:32

    pissed off 7 nazi's

  • @rbj0900 That was twisted metal small brawl

    its came out for the playstation 1

    and came after tm2

  • in the picture he looks like Hawk Manson from Fighting Force

  • I Remember When Calypso Gave Me A Visit C:

  • Damn these stories in Twisted Metal Black each deserve a cinematic movie. They're the most interesting stories ever!

  • fuk u calipso

  • 7 ppl want to spend the rest of their as nobodies

  • You know... The one who needs a Good Wish is the dude WHO KEEPS ON FALLING OFF OF THE HELICOPTER...

  • @BobTheGreat827 i lol'd so hard

  • @BobTheGreat827 lmao. So true. EVery video i watch this guy fall . What would you ask for?

  • @BobTheGreat827 youre rigth men i need a good wish, something i really need A LOLLIPOP

  • @BobTheGreat827 oops i did it again

  • I have one question, I think one of the Twisted metals they drove RC cars with rockets and machine guns, right, so is that how it all started?

  • What kind of car did he drive?

  • I wonder who #1 is on the FBI's most wanted list.

  • @Ocho1989 Waldo

  • @Ocho1989 Well I think everyone knows who XP

  • Hah I love the twisted metal games for one reason someones always ending up getting getting ripped off

  • We were important.

    We were feared.

    We were shirtless.

  • @shimazu32 for a moment i tought you wrote We were shitless xD

  • @shimazu32 we were looking exactly the same

  • @shimazu32 and skinheads ;)

  • @shimazu32

    We were...shirtless before those Twilight werewolves.

  • JESUS! I WAS F.B.I.!! *runs away* lol surprising to find out that he was fbi lol

  • To all you guys playing Twisted Metal Black: John Doe's Roadkill must be the greatest car ever made in the whole Twisted Metal series. It's fast, great control, good armour, and a sick special. Please, try Roadkill, you will love him!!

  • Looks like Edward Norton from American History X

  • RIP John Doe. But i have a question: How can he talk when he is dead? "God, i was just starting to remember."

  • @FordEbest777 In your mind. Your last thoughts.....

  • @FordEbest777 - Think of it like a ghost telling the story of his death...

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  • nabby calypso was one of the members of that doomsday cult.

  • john doe is a aryan broother hood white supremacist...racism....aha

  • That was awesome! If they make shit like this on the ps2 it's gona be he'll on the ps3

  • gawd the one normalish guy

  • hmm road kill I thought he was a kane and the same person as sweet tooth is that the same car?

  • John Doe, what a generic name,

  • @Artanis186 That's... kinda the point here. He didn't know who he was, and what do unknown people without names get referred to as? John Doe.

  • @Artanis186 They gave him the name John Doe, because he has no idea who the hell he is. It's a nobody name. It's supposed to help his story, his actual name isn't John Doe.

  • he has created the new generation of mega nazi

  • i thought roadkill was marcus cane/needles cane a.k.a sweet tooth

  • @zombiefreak1300 Yea but this is not the only time Marcus Kane doesn't drive Roadkill, in the first Twisted metal the driver of Roadkill was a guy called Captain Spears he enterd the Twisted metal contest because he was a commader in south america and he let 25 good soldiers in to an enemy trap and wants to undo what happened to then, its abit like Outlaws story in Twisted metal black and they both end on the same sort of ending in both games.

  • @JackWProductions ya i know i had the 1st one

  • Why the fuck did they put him into a metal institution for having amnesia!?!?!

  • @KoolThing14 maby there the crazy ones

  • Wait, so all this time and his hair never grew back?

  • whos number one on the fbi's most wated list?

  • @HughyQuella Osama bin ladden

  • @HughyQuella Needles Kane, aka Sweet Tooth

  • The ending kind of got me confused...the guys a hero, he saved the building from being blown up, he's proud for what he's done, Calypso killed him, but before he shot him, he said, "I have a family" Call me confutious but I don't get it. Can someone tell me what happend?

  • @TribalKing917 they just come at it dark as hell. They want you to feel bad for him him. Its like sweet tooth said after his victim said "please no, I have a famiy" "Shut up and bleed you mother fucker"..... True darkness they did a great job on this

    

  • @TribalKing917 the game producers were trying to make the audience feel bad for him so be4 Calypso shot him he remembered that he had a family.

  • @guanacomaje So it's kinda like "life flashing before ur eyes" thing is it? Wow! =\ but I still don't get Y Calypso shot 'im. Did he shoot him for just some cause? =3?!?

  • @TribalKing917 Yup, lol.. its crazy huh..

    Calypso shot him because he was an FBI agent and Calypso was # 2 on their most wanted list.

    Are you buying the new twisted Metal coming out next year?

  • @guanacomaje Ahh....ok it's now making sense now! I keep forgetting that Calypso was a #2 wanted fugitive...it's been long, shit! xD Thnx guy! And YES I'm definently getting the new Twisted Metal on PS3! My friends were talking about it and I'm like "Frekin Sweet" Sweettooth and his gang of Clowns! =D Its like a "welcome back game reunion" XD XDXDXD

  • If Calypso's number 2, WHO THE FUCK IS NUMBER ONE!?!?

  • @TheZombieOutOfHell i wanna Sweet Tooth

  • @quietgiant93

    most likely

  • @TheZombieOutOfHell Sweet tooth, it's his mind after all...

  • @TheZombieOutOfHell sweet tooth i guess...

  • ok, so why did they put him in an Asylum? normally when u have amnesia they dont put u in an asylum, aspecially if ur an ex FBI agent

  • @Shpankerton Here's my take on it: Since they found him at the scene of the explosion, with no ID or anything on him and unconscious, they assumed that he was involved in the bombing (might have videotape of him there planting it with the others). Secondly, since they were obviously trying to get his memory back, the asylum's more secure than a regular mental hospital (secure being relative when it comes to Calypso, of course).

  • Why does he bleed play-do?

  • u kno this game makes really good story lines they should make movies like this i would really watch thoes

  • @swaggsovish144 yo..... for real... when this first came out, I was young. never has anything else done such a great job at EXCITING MY FEAR!!! Come on hollywood, bring some evil dead, grudge, exorcist, poltergiust, and mother fuckin alien back to the stage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I want to be truly scared!!! Not just jumping around every corner as thr 'hot' bitch investagates the house, I want to get GOOSE BUMPS.

  • @HughyQuella if u have a ps3 then buy Condemned 2: Bloodshot and play total darkness.

  • @HughyQuella if u have a ps3 then buy Condemned 2: Bloodshot and play it in total darkness.