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  • You must use the chinese against the Chinese, Your playing the game of death

  • ahhh que gringos con sus pelis de ninjas regachassss

  • WHERE IS THE HEADBANDS THAT SAY 'NIN JA' ON THEM? HOW THE HELL ARE WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW IF THEY ARE NINJAS OR NOT WITHOUT THE GODDAMN HEADBANDS SAYING IT LIKE IN THE NINJA SQUAD!?

  • @LivinWorstNightmare why would a ninja tell you he's a ninja, the headbands to tell you the area this person is from

  • A explicação para tudo é a seguinte = eles são ninjas brother!

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  • most epic movie I've ever seen!!

  • what the heck why do people keep making american ninjas?! ninjas are japanese btw not chinese.

  • La verdad apesar de que no tien efectos de Computadora (Gracias a DIOS Jesús), pues la peli se ve muy REalista, una pelea realista nada ke ver con loke se hace hoy en dia!,

  • That was EPIC!

  • 1:45 hahaha I love how he just says OK!

  • x400 speed up fighting scenes.

    

  • god, for the last time america... ninjas are japanese.

  • @kaijucarnage107 the guy who made these movies is asian, Godfrey Ho was trying to appeal to a western market more...I think

  • this is one of the best ninja final fight kills ever

  • Cartwheeling - the most effective way to travel to Ninjas, second to Teleportation.

  • LOL!! he pulls out a gun

  • Who the eff threw them those swords?

  • When did ninjas start using guns??

  • Shakespear has nothing on this dialogue. Dirty harry has nothing on this big ass revolver. Actual rain has nothing on swords falling from the sky into ninja hands. Gymnists have nothing on these ninjas flipping instead of walking to each other. I wish I had invested in this production...I'd be a billionaire by now because it's obvious that this is block buster stuff.

  • Sounds like they're swinging guitar strings around and hitting steel poles together. xD

  • he's a wearing an army camoflauge themed yukata

  • best music evea` daun de daun dede daun de daun dede daun de daun dede du du HAAAAAAAAAH

  • this is a beasty ninja fight!!

  • MUSTACHE NINJA. I wasn't sure if he was a ninja though since his headband didn't day so. *shrugs*

  • He does the shocker while he meditates

  • they look like they are wearing underwear on their heads 

  • This is actually pretty well choreographed.

  • guys is a 80s or 70s movie is was like a matrix movie

  • "That Gordon is a real bastard"

  • ofcourse, every ninja battle starts off with some flips and cartwheels moves.... and lol they are wearing eyeliner xD hahahaha the chinese pp do that so that their eyes are still visable .. when they put on ninja mask... no need for white pp to do it.. especially like this..

  • Godfrey Ho, the man who made Ninja movies about Ninjas with "Ninja" in the titles.

  • These are obviously fake ass ninjas. They don't even have the word, "Ninja" on their headbands.

  • @bull068 well atleast they remembered their mascera

  • I LOVE MOVIES IN ENGLISH THAT ARE DUBBED IN ENGLISH

  • now i start believe Mortal combat

  • wtf ninja with gun??? and those arnt real ninjas real ninjas use ninjatos

  • @skaterdued1

    1) Real ninjas use whichever weapons are available to them (and quite proficiently too). At the time, the only weapons that were readily available were what we consider the 'traditional' japanese weapons.

    2) There was no such thing as a ninjato. A ninja's sword of choice would have either been a katana or a wakizashi.

  • nobody's looking from the buildings around them lloll

  • Did anyone notice the final blow at all? it looks like the red ninja got the black ninja at the last blow, but the red ninja still dies because he is the bad guy! Well done, Godfrey Ho!!! :(

  • You can tell this is made from bits of other movies (the typical Godfrey Ho style) because he is meditating in a camouflage suit, then he fights in a black suit.

  • lmao why would he do all that jumping at first, if he planned on shooting the gun?! D:

  • What ninja dies from one hit.... HE IS NOT A NINJA!!! Lol

  • the true ninja fight is start from 3:40

  • WOW...  3:58 music starts coming out of his moustache!!!!!

    ;)

  • "Unless you die a ninja...."

    "Okay!"

    the shittiest dialogue and dubbing ever. But so funny.

  • wait, ninjas are japanesse not chinesse

  • @skullbuster1220 your are a dumbass japanese have samurai ninjas are from china ur an idiot!

  • @Miszy1609

    no dude, ninjas and samuri are from japan and lived during the same time periods, ninjas were sent to kill samuri, the ninjas were stealthy assasains the samuri are more akin to european knights, did you pay attention in history class or bother to look anything up?

  • @Miszy1609 Oh dear( as I slap my forehead)!

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  • GET OVER HERE

  • NIgga what the fuck is this shit? What type of ninja tries to use a gun?

  • The guy in red is Dr. Taub from 'HOUSE'

  • That eyeliner on their eyes made them look like crackhead goths! Hahahahaha!

  • Wow! I never knew Ninja were armed with 357 magnums! ROFL!

  • Judo uniform (judogi) in camo pattern?. Very budist!

  • mbc 3 iooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooi goooooooooooooooooooo

  • Cheat MOve at 3:30

  • Il ninja che spara con la pistola NON SI PUO` VEDERE!!!!

  • I like how they swing the katanas like bats, as if hitting someone with the flat of the blade was the goal.

  • badass

  • The mustache is the source of his ninja power.

  • @silkyinkstudios everybody had moustache in those days lol

  • @silkyinkstudios You almost made me choke on my food!

  • A ninja spends 20 years owning his skills, becomes the best fighter in the world.

    One random american takes 20 minutes to drive to the nearest gun store and buys a .38 special revolver.

    The ninja and the american get into a fight to the death over something, guess who wins? Not the one dressed in a black man-burqa.

  • @TheFunnyKillerBunny You tell that to the ninja that pulled out a revolver during the fight. Oh wait, you can't because a true ninja killed him.

  • red ninja costume...stealthy as hell...

  • 0:58 fart?

  • at the beginning is that saxton hale?

  • that would be like an asian guy in the kkk lol

  • ninjas are japanese not white

  • @CelestialHeretic That's why the Japanese have such small penises, they gotta fit into those tight ninja outfits!

  • i love the way he just walks past him when hes done killing him, hey i wonder if hes just going to walk home now and make lunch.

  • this is too rad.

  • wow, eat your heart out john wayne! lmfao

  • Why do ninjas always fight on roof tops??

  • @ringcross5 it's stealthier and more brave, private and courageous

  • @bowerybaker oh, sure...^^

  • ninjas where frm japan not china dumb ass!!!

  • I didn't know ninjas used eye-liner!

  • @Tearorwrist

    I didn't know china had white guy ninjas. You learn somethin new everyday huh? lol

  • *Sigh.* So many crappy films with ninja in the title and so little respect paid to the interesting philosophy of "Don't be obvious, just practical."

    A.G.

  • Haaaaa haaaa haaaa that's amazing, Ong Bak can go sell donuts. Seriously I thought that was out of the seventies, it's from 1986. I must be getting old

  • i can honestly say i will not be watching this movie ever.......

  • AHHHH CHINESE ARE SAMURI NOT NINJAS AHH STUPID REDNECKS!!! They sound like knights not ninjas ahhhh!!!

  • @evilbryan590 ...You know nothing

  • motherfucker... THAT'S HOW REVOLVER OCELOT LEARNED HOW TO FIGHT! AWSM!  SNAKEEEEEEEEE!!

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  • Why do American ninja always duel under the sun. What about tradition ?

  • These ninjas always choose such scenic places for their life-or-death duels

  • 3:08 you can see he is being lifted by ropes that were taken out of the shot lol

  • guns? really?  poser.

  • is that really how it ends?!?!?!

  • wtf...red ninja tried to cheat with that revolver...

  • these ninjas are fighting in the most random area, I can just imagine someone walking by going "Woah what's th-" *Slash* "bleargh!"

  • Lol, when the red ninja whips out a fucking revolver!

  • ark ark arkk what lame sceane

  • One thing I always found interesting and entertaining about these 1970's and 1980's B Movie Hong Kong Martial Arts/Ninja/Action movies is that they always had a habit of using unauthorised music stolen from other movies or music groups/bands. For example, in this whole scene, they've stolen music from the music group Vangelis and from the anime Dagger Of Kamui. lol. But oddly enough, the music that they steal somehow manages to fit in really well with the scenes. lol.

  • Japanninja to Twitter

    ttp://twitter.com/#!/Ninja_app­renticese

  • OMFG the red ninja pulled out a piece! LMAO!!!

  • richard harrison is an underground chuck norris.

  • man i remember i had this pos on vhs (with the case) and watched it when i was young.

    prolly worth something now...:(

  • why do ninja use eye liner?

  • i say its movie just stupid not uploader

  • so stupid movie

  • "Unless you die a ninja!" "Okay" -pulls out .44- "Shit..."

  • whats up with the red ninja usin a .44?

  • so cheezzy!!!!

  • if they stare at each other any more, this can be considered as a Spanish novela, minus the chicks

  • This is absolutely incredible!!! I can hardly tear my eyes away from it!!

  • Do rather like the fight scene. :\

  • I hope some one got an oscar after this ...

  • I would shit my pants if they were ninjas fighting on the top of the roof of my apartment

  • Silly 80's ninja B.S.

    A White guy & an Arab as "Chinese" ninjas? Oh the shame...

  • This looks amazing. I must have it!

  • FUCKING EUROPEN NINJAS

  • This sucks so much, I just HAVE to see the whole thing.

  • This would actually be great if it were only the last minute. I really like the filming style

  • Ninjas were japenese not chinese. And wtf with flipping past eachother at the beginning, stupid

  • Metal Gear Solid 5: Ninja Snake

  • oh no, not the red ninja from the cartwheel clan!!!!

  • 2:59 THE KATANA ITS NOT A BASEBALL BAT U IDIOT!

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  • 1:25

    I just lost the game

  • Fuck this bullshit! 1:20 Ninja never reveal their identity as a assassin and never go out at morning; only when going undercover and searching for work. Another thing is that in Chinese ninja/assassin never use katana or shuriken but instead a short sharp knife or a crossbow. Also Ninja originated from Japan not China. -The director of this movie is a fucking asshole.

  • @lloveComedy Ya know what else ninja never used?

    Revolvers....

  • @chriscos123 <-- Hehe forgot about that one. xD

  • that was bad...

  • worst fight scene in a martials art movie ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!XDDDD

  • Ninja's Are Japanese, they don't know there asian culture

  • one fake fuck up ninja crap film...

  • LOL.....THE RED NINJA HAD HEAT LOL

  • damn that slice sound effect makes me smile

  • this guy is as much of a ninja as i am a godamm samuri!!! jesus christ

  • This is a outrage to all martial arts, artists and enthusiasts...I have never even heard of Richard Harrison and I already hate him.

    Ok, may be not, but what a piece of shhhhhh...this movie is.

  • That technique @ 0:50 should be taught to every fire fighter in the world if it means you can summon fire extinguishing foam from your fingers

  • what kind of ninja uses a revolver

  • @omgtntmaster Richard Harrison!

  • @omgtntmaster a dead one lol

  • @omgtntmaster Apparently a ninja too lazy to fight old school.

  • @omgtntmaster COWBOY NINJA!

  • @omgtntmaster

    an EFFECTIVE one.

  • @malcolmhex a dead 1 is not very effective

  • @omgtntmaster ninjas used gunpowder in many ways...but yeah the .45 is a little OP :P

  • So let me get this straight so the actors stare and get paid more than the stunt people while they're performing all the actions? Make no sense......

  • Is that the guy from the Dos Equis commercials?

  • 0:06 To my best fan...JOHNNY CAGE

  • Is that the guys from hot fuzz?? lol

  • Wow i cant believe i used to watch ninja movies like this when i was young, its so outdated lol, they look so silly ijn there ninja robes lol, hhheeeeeee-YAA!

  • this is one of the best clips i have ever seen in my life of anything

  • this is fuckin hallarious...they cartweel to get to where they need to go instead of run lol.

  • BWAhahaha!

  • but ninja aren't even from China...

  • @Teeb15 actually, Chinese Assassin are aso well know as ninja but not common, but japan just took it and develop it into ninja. Ninja and Assassin are similar ideas and things. Ninja and Assassin has only one common things which are to kill a target quickly and use during warfare time..

  • did he just fart from his finger?

  • w......t........f??

    

  • chinese against the chinese?! my mind is full of fuck because of this crap.

  • how the fuck did he win?

  • what ninja pulls out a gun

  • lmao this is awful just awful!!

  • que porqueria por Dios ! aparte los sonidos asi como cuando desaparecen y la imagen de los Ninjas, se pone camara rapida me causa mucha risa en el min 3:34 !! jajajaajaja

  • 1:22

    "Look! My mouth doesn't move, yet I still speak."

    1:44

    He seems okay with dying a ninja.

  • I love the random katanas that fall out of the sky and into their hands! bwahahahaha!!!!!

  • there's strong, there's army strong, and then there's ninja strong!

  • American Ninja = EPIC FAIL.

    Do you want Japanese Knight?

    Do you want African Viking?

    Do you want Chinese Cow-Boy?

    Do you want European Kung-Fu Master?

  • @Rem052 Careful, a hollywood agent will hear you a make these into a big budget movie series!!! XD

  • I thought he was gonna pull out some epic ninja weapon.....I have chain..........oh I have uh,......... gun!!! WTF.

  • @prfcttone hahahahahahh funny stuff..

  • Pre-fight dialogue is so bad, I thought I was watching Garth Marenghi's Darkplace..

  • Looooooool, what the fuck

  • 3:59 This is AWSOME !!!!

  • But... Ninjas are Japanese... not Chinese...

  • @shadowmare97 japanese = samurai i think

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  • @shadowmare97 hai!

  • @shadowmare97 No they originated from China, sorry.

  • @shadowmare97

    I know, AAAAARGH WHO THE FUCK MADE THIS?!?

    I've seen better stories in porn than this.