WHERE IS THE HEADBANDS THAT SAY 'NIN JA' ON THEM? HOW THE HELL ARE WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW IF THEY ARE NINJAS OR NOT WITHOUT THE GODDAMN HEADBANDS SAYING IT LIKE IN THE NINJA SQUAD!?
La verdad apesar de que no tien efectos de Computadora (Gracias a DIOS Jesús), pues la peli se ve muy REalista, una pelea realista nada ke ver con loke se hace hoy en dia!,
Shakespear has nothing on this dialogue. Dirty harry has nothing on this big ass revolver. Actual rain has nothing on swords falling from the sky into ninja hands. Gymnists have nothing on these ninjas flipping instead of walking to each other. I wish I had invested in this production...I'd be a billionaire by now because it's obvious that this is block buster stuff.
ofcourse, every ninja battle starts off with some flips and cartwheels moves.... and lol they are wearing eyeliner xD hahahaha the chinese pp do that so that their eyes are still visable .. when they put on ninja mask... no need for white pp to do it.. especially like this..
1) Real ninjas use whichever weapons are available to them (and quite proficiently too). At the time, the only weapons that were readily available were what we consider the 'traditional' japanese weapons.
2) There was no such thing as a ninjato. A ninja's sword of choice would have either been a katana or a wakizashi.
Did anyone notice the final blow at all? it looks like the red ninja got the black ninja at the last blow, but the red ninja still dies because he is the bad guy! Well done, Godfrey Ho!!! :(
You can tell this is made from bits of other movies (the typical Godfrey Ho style) because he is meditating in a camouflage suit, then he fights in a black suit.
no dude, ninjas and samuri are from japan and lived during the same time periods, ninjas were sent to kill samuri, the ninjas were stealthy assasains the samuri are more akin to european knights, did you pay attention in history class or bother to look anything up?
Haaaaa haaaa haaaa that's amazing, Ong Bak can go sell donuts. Seriously I thought that was out of the seventies, it's from 1986. I must be getting old
One thing I always found interesting and entertaining about these 1970's and 1980's B Movie Hong Kong Martial Arts/Ninja/Action movies is that they always had a habit of using unauthorised music stolen from other movies or music groups/bands. For example, in this whole scene, they've stolen music from the music group Vangelis and from the anime Dagger Of Kamui. lol. But oddly enough, the music that they steal somehow manages to fit in really well with the scenes. lol.
Fuck this bullshit! 1:20 Ninja never reveal their identity as a assassin and never go out at morning; only when going undercover and searching for work. Another thing is that in Chinese ninja/assassin never use katana or shuriken but instead a short sharp knife or a crossbow. Also Ninja originated from Japan not China. -The director of this movie is a fucking asshole.
Wow i cant believe i used to watch ninja movies like this when i was young, its so outdated lol, they look so silly ijn there ninja robes lol, hhheeeeeee-YAA!
@Teeb15 actually, Chinese Assassin are aso well know as ninja but not common, but japan just took it and develop it into ninja. Ninja and Assassin are similar ideas and things. Ninja and Assassin has only one common things which are to kill a target quickly and use during warfare time..
que porqueria por Dios ! aparte los sonidos asi como cuando desaparecen y la imagen de los Ninjas, se pone camara rapida me causa mucha risa en el min 3:34 !! jajajaajaja
You must use the chinese against the Chinese, Your playing the game of death
sladeboh1990 3 days ago
ahhh que gringos con sus pelis de ninjas regachassss
taoart71 1 week ago
WHERE IS THE HEADBANDS THAT SAY 'NIN JA' ON THEM? HOW THE HELL ARE WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW IF THEY ARE NINJAS OR NOT WITHOUT THE GODDAMN HEADBANDS SAYING IT LIKE IN THE NINJA SQUAD!?
LivinWorstNightmare 3 weeks ago
@LivinWorstNightmare why would a ninja tell you he's a ninja, the headbands to tell you the area this person is from
1kevin09 1 day ago
A explicação para tudo é a seguinte = eles são ninjas brother!
SucKellogs 3 weeks ago
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SucKellogs 3 weeks ago
most epic movie I've ever seen!!
AlexeyChurkin 1 month ago
what the heck why do people keep making american ninjas?! ninjas are japanese btw not chinese.
ninjaterminator357 1 month ago
La verdad apesar de que no tien efectos de Computadora (Gracias a DIOS Jesús), pues la peli se ve muy REalista, una pelea realista nada ke ver con loke se hace hoy en dia!,
Jucatogoskate 1 month ago
That was EPIC!
ChanseDillavou 1 month ago
1:45 hahaha I love how he just says OK!
Gibsonsg527 2 months ago
x400 speed up fighting scenes.
RetroArcadeGuy 2 months ago
god, for the last time america... ninjas are japanese.
kaijucarnage107 2 months ago
@kaijucarnage107 the guy who made these movies is asian, Godfrey Ho was trying to appeal to a western market more...I think
DarthABBA 3 weeks ago
this is one of the best ninja final fight kills ever
schuriken 2 months ago
Cartwheeling - the most effective way to travel to Ninjas, second to Teleportation.
PsychoticLuke 2 months ago
LOL!! he pulls out a gun
variousiroiro 2 months ago 2
Who the eff threw them those swords?
confusionISchaos 2 months ago
When did ninjas start using guns??
moviemansam22 2 months ago
Shakespear has nothing on this dialogue. Dirty harry has nothing on this big ass revolver. Actual rain has nothing on swords falling from the sky into ninja hands. Gymnists have nothing on these ninjas flipping instead of walking to each other. I wish I had invested in this production...I'd be a billionaire by now because it's obvious that this is block buster stuff.
matreyia 2 months ago
Sounds like they're swinging guitar strings around and hitting steel poles together. xD
WhispersFromTheAbyss 2 months ago
he's a wearing an army camoflauge themed yukata
clairemadeinheaven 2 months ago
best music evea` daun de daun dede daun de daun dede daun de daun dede du du HAAAAAAAAAH
MD2x 2 months ago
this is a beasty ninja fight!!
NettiLuv 3 months ago
MUSTACHE NINJA. I wasn't sure if he was a ninja though since his headband didn't day so. *shrugs*
swilkers808 3 months ago
He does the shocker while he meditates
Turkfresh 3 months ago
they look like they are wearing underwear on their heads
minaclaire2006 4 months ago
This is actually pretty well choreographed.
KryoWarrior 4 months ago
guys is a 80s or 70s movie is was like a matrix movie
vizard00 4 months ago
"That Gordon is a real bastard"
Rikimaru2k1EXplusAlp 5 months ago
ofcourse, every ninja battle starts off with some flips and cartwheels moves.... and lol they are wearing eyeliner xD hahahaha the chinese pp do that so that their eyes are still visable .. when they put on ninja mask... no need for white pp to do it.. especially like this..
ghossler 5 months ago
Godfrey Ho, the man who made Ninja movies about Ninjas with "Ninja" in the titles.
dannyjingu 5 months ago
These are obviously fake ass ninjas. They don't even have the word, "Ninja" on their headbands.
bull068 5 months ago 18
@bull068 well atleast they remembered their mascera
KitchenerBombSquad 3 weeks ago
I LOVE MOVIES IN ENGLISH THAT ARE DUBBED IN ENGLISH
schuriken 5 months ago 3
now i start believe Mortal combat
viperany 5 months ago
wtf ninja with gun??? and those arnt real ninjas real ninjas use ninjatos
skaterdued1 5 months ago in playlist Ninja Xperience HUA ed
@skaterdued1
1) Real ninjas use whichever weapons are available to them (and quite proficiently too). At the time, the only weapons that were readily available were what we consider the 'traditional' japanese weapons.
2) There was no such thing as a ninjato. A ninja's sword of choice would have either been a katana or a wakizashi.
pwolfwithorns 5 months ago
nobody's looking from the buildings around them lloll
MrOutsider82 5 months ago
Did anyone notice the final blow at all? it looks like the red ninja got the black ninja at the last blow, but the red ninja still dies because he is the bad guy! Well done, Godfrey Ho!!! :(
salim1155 5 months ago
You can tell this is made from bits of other movies (the typical Godfrey Ho style) because he is meditating in a camouflage suit, then he fights in a black suit.
theFFVIguy 5 months ago
lmao why would he do all that jumping at first, if he planned on shooting the gun?! D:
EnjoiZack 6 months ago
What ninja dies from one hit.... HE IS NOT A NINJA!!! Lol
xavier12341234 6 months ago
the true ninja fight is start from 3:40
ajijemuran 6 months ago
WOW... 3:58 music starts coming out of his moustache!!!!!
;)
morebucks23 6 months ago
"Unless you die a ninja...."
"Okay!"
the shittiest dialogue and dubbing ever. But so funny.
dhuang8 6 months ago 3
wait, ninjas are japanesse not chinesse
skullbuster1220 6 months ago
@skullbuster1220 your are a dumbass japanese have samurai ninjas are from china ur an idiot!
Miszy1609 6 months ago
@Miszy1609
no dude, ninjas and samuri are from japan and lived during the same time periods, ninjas were sent to kill samuri, the ninjas were stealthy assasains the samuri are more akin to european knights, did you pay attention in history class or bother to look anything up?
skullbuster1220 6 months ago
@Miszy1609 Oh dear( as I slap my forehead)!
dogooda12 6 months ago
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mrhades652 6 months ago
GET OVER HERE
T0n3hFTW 7 months ago
NIgga what the fuck is this shit? What type of ninja tries to use a gun?
1000blabbities 7 months ago
The guy in red is Dr. Taub from 'HOUSE'
NickChaseMe 7 months ago
That eyeliner on their eyes made them look like crackhead goths! Hahahahaha!
IrohTsuyoi 7 months ago
Wow! I never knew Ninja were armed with 357 magnums! ROFL!
IrohTsuyoi 7 months ago
Judo uniform (judogi) in camo pattern?. Very budist!
MarquisChantdamour 7 months ago
mbc 3 ioooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooi goooooooooooooooooooo
ORENGEcarot 7 months ago
Cheat MOve at 3:30
demon1nubz 7 months ago
Il ninja che spara con la pistola NON SI PUO` VEDERE!!!!
GiulioMa 7 months ago
I like how they swing the katanas like bats, as if hitting someone with the flat of the blade was the goal.
martianchen 8 months ago
badass
orangeandhoney 8 months ago
The mustache is the source of his ninja power.
silkyinkstudios 8 months ago 37
@silkyinkstudios everybody had moustache in those days lol
internalpeaceseeker 7 months ago
@silkyinkstudios You almost made me choke on my food!
spoonman73 7 months ago
A ninja spends 20 years owning his skills, becomes the best fighter in the world.
One random american takes 20 minutes to drive to the nearest gun store and buys a .38 special revolver.
The ninja and the american get into a fight to the death over something, guess who wins? Not the one dressed in a black man-burqa.
TheFunnyKillerBunny 8 months ago
@TheFunnyKillerBunny You tell that to the ninja that pulled out a revolver during the fight. Oh wait, you can't because a true ninja killed him.
theFFVIguy 8 months ago 2
red ninja costume...stealthy as hell...
noasdsaatana 8 months ago
0:58 fart?
lutenitsponge 8 months ago
at the beginning is that saxton hale?
lutenitsponge 8 months ago
that would be like an asian guy in the kkk lol
CelestialHeretic 9 months ago
ninjas are japanese not white
CelestialHeretic 9 months ago
@CelestialHeretic That's why the Japanese have such small penises, they gotta fit into those tight ninja outfits!
Subtalvik2 9 months ago
i love the way he just walks past him when hes done killing him, hey i wonder if hes just going to walk home now and make lunch.
MrKon14 9 months ago
this is too rad.
thevillageyid 9 months ago
wow, eat your heart out john wayne! lmfao
AvEryBadApPLe 9 months ago
Why do ninjas always fight on roof tops??
ringcross5 9 months ago
@ringcross5 it's stealthier and more brave, private and courageous
bowerybaker 9 months ago
@bowerybaker oh, sure...^^
ringcross5 9 months ago
ninjas where frm japan not china dumb ass!!!
shadowlesswarrior 9 months ago
I didn't know ninjas used eye-liner!
Tearorwrist 10 months ago
@Tearorwrist
I didn't know china had white guy ninjas. You learn somethin new everyday huh? lol
QuesoGr7 9 months ago
*Sigh.* So many crappy films with ninja in the title and so little respect paid to the interesting philosophy of "Don't be obvious, just practical."
A.G.
AussieGriffin 10 months ago
Haaaaa haaaa haaaa that's amazing, Ong Bak can go sell donuts. Seriously I thought that was out of the seventies, it's from 1986. I must be getting old
koantikoko 10 months ago
i can honestly say i will not be watching this movie ever.......
warfather508 10 months ago 2
AHHHH CHINESE ARE SAMURI NOT NINJAS AHH STUPID REDNECKS!!! They sound like knights not ninjas ahhhh!!!
evilbryan590 10 months ago
@evilbryan590 ...You know nothing
DaveTheBarbarianV 10 months ago
motherfucker... THAT'S HOW REVOLVER OCELOT LEARNED HOW TO FIGHT! AWSM! SNAKEEEEEEEEE!!
Nam3l3ssOn3 10 months ago 9
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gr4nth3ft4uto 10 months ago
порожняк
MrGendzy 10 months ago
Why do American ninja always duel under the sun. What about tradition ?
aclock2 10 months ago
These ninjas always choose such scenic places for their life-or-death duels
thecheeze9001 10 months ago
3:08 you can see he is being lifted by ropes that were taken out of the shot lol
LandynCaissie 10 months ago
guns? really? poser.
LandynCaissie 10 months ago
is that really how it ends?!?!?!
TRontheLegacy 11 months ago
wtf...red ninja tried to cheat with that revolver...
siliconsurf 11 months ago
these ninjas are fighting in the most random area, I can just imagine someone walking by going "Woah what's th-" *Slash* "bleargh!"
shanethefox 11 months ago
Lol, when the red ninja whips out a fucking revolver!
bull068 11 months ago
ark ark arkk what lame sceane
ItalienPlumber 11 months ago
One thing I always found interesting and entertaining about these 1970's and 1980's B Movie Hong Kong Martial Arts/Ninja/Action movies is that they always had a habit of using unauthorised music stolen from other movies or music groups/bands. For example, in this whole scene, they've stolen music from the music group Vangelis and from the anime Dagger Of Kamui. lol. But oddly enough, the music that they steal somehow manages to fit in really well with the scenes. lol.
yethboth 11 months ago
Japanninja to Twitter
ttp://twitter.com/#!/Ninja_apprenticese
norifuu4649 11 months ago
OMFG the red ninja pulled out a piece! LMAO!!!
crimsonblade2k 11 months ago
richard harrison is an underground chuck norris.
berzerkerH5 11 months ago
man i remember i had this pos on vhs (with the case) and watched it when i was young.
prolly worth something now...:(
RELLlK 11 months ago
why do ninja use eye liner?
MEskandar1881 1 year ago
i say its movie just stupid not uploader
99681655 1 year ago
so stupid movie
99681655 1 year ago
"Unless you die a ninja!" "Okay" -pulls out .44- "Shit..."
123monstercc 1 year ago
whats up with the red ninja usin a .44?
THEFLESHMANN1 1 year ago
so cheezzy!!!!
shadowlesswarrior 1 year ago
if they stare at each other any more, this can be considered as a Spanish novela, minus the chicks
DemonicSandman 1 year ago
This is absolutely incredible!!! I can hardly tear my eyes away from it!!
NDragovic 1 year ago
Do rather like the fight scene. :\
Destructopancake 1 year ago
I hope some one got an oscar after this ...
indigochild79 1 year ago
I would shit my pants if they were ninjas fighting on the top of the roof of my apartment
tigab122 1 year ago
Silly 80's ninja B.S.
A White guy & an Arab as "Chinese" ninjas? Oh the shame...
AJNITROX 1 year ago
This looks amazing. I must have it!
joiles01 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
It's not fake, this actually happened. The news then was all about that shit.
TheZero1212z 1 year ago
FUCKING EUROPEN NINJAS
santamuertetuesday 1 year ago
This sucks so much, I just HAVE to see the whole thing.
klootzakisme 1 year ago
This would actually be great if it were only the last minute. I really like the filming style
magustx 1 year ago
Ninjas were japenese not chinese. And wtf with flipping past eachother at the beginning, stupid
TrentSki80 1 year ago
Metal Gear Solid 5: Ninja Snake
wolfshadowism 1 year ago
oh no, not the red ninja from the cartwheel clan!!!!
gelusmoon1 1 year ago
2:59 THE KATANA ITS NOT A BASEBALL BAT U IDIOT!
RealMnightmare 1 year ago
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RealMnightmare 1 year ago
1:25
I just lost the game
Wombleonastick 1 year ago
Fuck this bullshit! 1:20 Ninja never reveal their identity as a assassin and never go out at morning; only when going undercover and searching for work. Another thing is that in Chinese ninja/assassin never use katana or shuriken but instead a short sharp knife or a crossbow. Also Ninja originated from Japan not China. -The director of this movie is a fucking asshole.
lloveComedy 1 year ago
@lloveComedy Ya know what else ninja never used?
Revolvers....
chriscos123 1 year ago
@chriscos123 <-- Hehe forgot about that one. xD
lloveComedy 1 year ago
that was bad...
marpoq 1 year ago
worst fight scene in a martials art movie ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!XDDDD
KaiSuTeknon315 1 year ago
Ninja's Are Japanese, they don't know there asian culture
ebadss1 1 year ago
one fake fuck up ninja crap film...
hollymanhollyman 1 year ago
LOL.....THE RED NINJA HAD HEAT LOL
mosburgdavillian 1 year ago
damn that slice sound effect makes me smile
c4rl1t0x1 1 year ago 2
this guy is as much of a ninja as i am a godamm samuri!!! jesus christ
nickjebac 1 year ago
This is a outrage to all martial arts, artists and enthusiasts...I have never even heard of Richard Harrison and I already hate him.
Ok, may be not, but what a piece of shhhhhh...this movie is.
AutomataAristotelico 1 year ago
That technique @ 0:50 should be taught to every fire fighter in the world if it means you can summon fire extinguishing foam from your fingers
grey2fox 1 year ago
what kind of ninja uses a revolver
omgtntmaster 1 year ago 12
@omgtntmaster Richard Harrison!
hugeackman 1 year ago
@omgtntmaster a dead one lol
javelin 10 months ago
@omgtntmaster Apparently a ninja too lazy to fight old school.
mrtimmi47 9 months ago
@omgtntmaster COWBOY NINJA!
bowerybaker 9 months ago
@omgtntmaster
an EFFECTIVE one.
malcolmhex 8 months ago
@malcolmhex a dead 1 is not very effective
omgtntmaster 8 months ago
@omgtntmaster ninjas used gunpowder in many ways...but yeah the .45 is a little OP :P
fuckdig1000 8 months ago
So let me get this straight so the actors stare and get paid more than the stunt people while they're performing all the actions? Make no sense......
Gun2009DAM 1 year ago
Is that the guy from the Dos Equis commercials?
Gratch2222 1 year ago
0:06 To my best fan...JOHNNY CAGE
TheSubzerogr 1 year ago
Is that the guys from hot fuzz?? lol
CatXFlash 1 year ago
Wow i cant believe i used to watch ninja movies like this when i was young, its so outdated lol, they look so silly ijn there ninja robes lol, hhheeeeeee-YAA!
MrKon14 1 year ago
this is one of the best clips i have ever seen in my life of anything
azuritereaction 1 year ago
this is fuckin hallarious...they cartweel to get to where they need to go instead of run lol.
mdub2000 1 year ago
BWAhahaha!
PsionSchamael 1 year ago
but ninja aren't even from China...
Teeb15 1 year ago
@Teeb15 actually, Chinese Assassin are aso well know as ninja but not common, but japan just took it and develop it into ninja. Ninja and Assassin are similar ideas and things. Ninja and Assassin has only one common things which are to kill a target quickly and use during warfare time..
Juinor 1 year ago
did he just fart from his finger?
MrVasileios7 1 year ago
w......t........f??
zakksmiley00 1 year ago
chinese against the chinese?! my mind is full of fuck because of this crap.
LeadPaintSandwich 1 year ago
how the fuck did he win?
IrishCinema7 1 year ago
what ninja pulls out a gun
mushroomhead144 1 year ago
lmao this is awful just awful!!
reivalen 1 year ago
que porqueria por Dios ! aparte los sonidos asi como cuando desaparecen y la imagen de los Ninjas, se pone camara rapida me causa mucha risa en el min 3:34 !! jajajaajaja
donfelipe76 1 year ago
1:22
"Look! My mouth doesn't move, yet I still speak."
1:44
He seems okay with dying a ninja.
DrunkenIdiotShow 1 year ago
I love the random katanas that fall out of the sky and into their hands! bwahahahaha!!!!!
RellikDrummer 1 year ago
there's strong, there's army strong, and then there's ninja strong!
09102861 1 year ago
American Ninja = EPIC FAIL.
Do you want Japanese Knight?
Do you want African Viking?
Do you want Chinese Cow-Boy?
Do you want European Kung-Fu Master?
Rem052 1 year ago
@Rem052 Careful, a hollywood agent will hear you a make these into a big budget movie series!!! XD
BlackGatchaman 1 year ago
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Best! Film! Ever!
AdioS2007 1 year ago
I thought he was gonna pull out some epic ninja weapon.....I have chain..........oh I have uh,......... gun!!! WTF.
prfcttone 1 year ago
@prfcttone hahahahahahh funny stuff..
recheveste31 1 year ago
Pre-fight dialogue is so bad, I thought I was watching Garth Marenghi's Darkplace..
paintingtasters 1 year ago
Looooooool, what the fuck
Euroland07 1 year ago
3:59 This is AWSOME !!!!
Dragon7422 1 year ago
But... Ninjas are Japanese... not Chinese...
shadowmare97 1 year ago 31
@shadowmare97 japanese = samurai i think
snixxdusud 1 year ago
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RealMnightmare 1 year ago
@shadowmare97 hai!
Bella01993 1 year ago
@shadowmare97 No they originated from China, sorry.
botchalism 1 year ago
@shadowmare97
I know, AAAAARGH WHO THE FUCK MADE THIS?!?
I've seen better stories in porn than this.
klootzakisme 1 year ago