Home Movies - Curses 1/3

[rthompson39]

A half-naked 8 year old playing a sex robot? Nothing wrong with that. HOW DARE YOU USE THAT WORD!

[JIPALIG]

He said bad words to the kitty cat and the kitty cat will not come out of the closet.

[XUndergroundManiacX]

You dog. You dirty dog! ROOF!

It is hilarious to see Eric wave at 6:46 XD

[MiraculousTechnique]

Probably the funniest Home Movies episode.

[eriktrog]

He said bad words to the kitty cat and the kitty cat will not come out of the closet.

[jasonw131]

OH (beeeeeeeeeeeep).

[snyper1243]

@?*!ing Curse Jar!

[AllyCannaBaba]

Sorry's not gonna cut it, Melissa. I want an apology

[haruhistnumber5]

50 years from now, there will be documentaries which thoroughly examine the complete depth of this show's brilliance.

[swlovesvegans]

38ish

[Morbidjeff666]

@?*!ing

curse

jar

[chrisbeegle]

he said bad word to the kitty cat and the kitty cat will not come out of the closet

[birdofshade]

@chrisbeegle Possibly the best line in the ep.

[junglestormstream]

Oh f**k I just sh*ted on my self watching this sh*t

[alexalybobbyjack]

Want a fucking doughnut

[junoreactor05]

@0kam00

no joke, that line is why im watching this episode

[TheObscureMind]

I DON'T WANNA EAT YOUR SHIT, YA FUCKED UP DICKHEAD!

[squarefan80]

Melissa's Dad = Dr. Wily before the mad scientist phase.

[BODLAW1]

The Everydayman's poetry.

[JIPALIG]

its like poetry, like robert frost stopping by the wood on a snowing fucking evening.

[ninjastah]

sandra ftw

[Alixness]

Best way to end this part of the episode hahah

C...CUAR...

[XinKotetsu]

Even though I've seen every episode of every season not long ago I can't help but watch these videos when they come up on my "recommended videos" list.

[looc64]

Wait, so did they not actually bleep out the swearing in the video?

[Copper20]

@looc64

They did bleep it out

[redryan20000]

McGuirk: there's an art festival going along the river...we could get a glass of wine, a blanket, you know. some salami, cheese.

so that's his idea of a romantic time eh?

[sassyweitzel]

Pornographics?!

Thousands of it. Thousands of porn.

[MrShakur98]

this is so f***ing funny man why the f***k would they cancell this that's just bullshit.

[PingusChannel]

Sorry doesn't cut it, Mellisa, I'd like an apology.

[PinguFanz]

I DON'T WANNA EAT YOUR $#!T!

[binarystar300]

3:47 to 4:04 was the funniest shit i've ever heard!

[ynkno13]

Eric, want a fucking donut?

[KongKit]

@0kam00 i juss noticed that also

[lamareikan666]

Today I was in French class, and I got really angry that a lot of people were interrupting me and it caused me to utter the word "Fuck" just audible enough for the teacher to hear. She sent me out and then I acted all depressed trying to pry sympathy out of her, she had almost none, if any. Afterwards, I thought of this episode, and now I feel better that I watched this.

[acefanaticishot]

WHAT THE @#*&% WAS THAT REF!

[bartdudeman]

thousands of porn!

[DownTownDJ1]

THATS TAKING A SH!T IN MY F*CKING MOUTH!

[dunder567]

Home Movies parodied The Big Bang Theory before it was even created.

[Ondori412]

@dunder567 It was actually a spoof of Weird Science

[DanTheDirector13]

you guys wanna touch my butt or not

yes no yes no lol

[robloxpwnmaster3]

LOL this is funny

[majorearthlover]

lol censorship IS taking out the potty mouth words!

[acefanaticishot]

This is the funniest episode EVER!!!!!!

[CrimsonToast]

Porn. Thousands of porn.

[idontseeynot]

@ThrashFuckinMetal the very same : )

[idontseeynot]

youthanasias a great album

[1x93cm]

he said bad words to the kitty cat but the kitty cat would not come out of the closet

[StaticBunnyStudios]

"Sorry? Sorry doesn't cut it Melissa, I'd like an apology."

[rejectofsoul24]

Why can't we control her?!

She's Irish?

[2leftarms]

thousands of it! thousands of porn!

[abbevillehwy]

@2leftarms porn

[chicken949]

i cant stop laughing its soo good and its pretty racy but still great hahahahahaha hahaha

[chicken949]

i cant stop laughing its soo good and its pretty racy but still great

[chicken949]

i cant stop laughing

[87Raining]

was so confused4the1st2mins 'y does this ep have a laughtrack' lol. i love it!

[Irocksweet23]

lol at 3:20 @?*!ing curse jar XD

[scalbard]

he say bad word at the cat and now the cat will not come out of the closet

[fatwadmcskylar]

sorry doesnt cut it i want an apology

[What70sShow]

My mom and I swear like sailors, that's why I can relate to their relationship. :)

[GottaLoveHailey]

lmfao, couch mcguirk is such a bad influence.

[tacobitch123]

why do their clothes cover their hands????

[KinkyCreamPuffJ]

@tacobitch123 I honestly don't know. XD! As much as I love this show, that's the one thing that bothers me about it.

[chicken949]

who the fuck is ruth its sexy

[TheDefjamfightforny]

this episode is rated TV-PG-D-L-S not TV-MA-L-S-V family guy is rated TV-14-D-L-S-V which family guy sucks

[systemofachemicalnir]

i got 2 pepul ahead of u but ull be able 2 yell at me shortly

[powcat21]

he said bad word to the kitty cat and the kitty cat would not come out of the closet.

[Digikitty07]

@powcat21 LMFAO...Epic! >^_^<

[pf462]

Maria Bamford does the voice of the instructor and the student that speaks in the journal writing class.

[CashMoneyKhan]

3:45-4:03 reminds me of my basketball coach

[SkunkyAngry]

This had to be the one Home Movies episode that got a TV-MA rating.

[mnp654321]

@SkunkyAngry no it was rated ''TV-PG DLS''

[TheStrangeSound]

@mnp654321 Last time it aired it was TV-14 DLS. But yeah, if any HM episode is gonna be rated 18+, it mine as well be this one.

[Rankin2001]

the creator got the idea from the spongebob episode sailor mouth

[EdEddEddyPoopShow]

Lol who wants to touch my butt

Me: ME!!!

[metroid885]

best show in as history, hey next time adult swim has a vote for which show is best, lets all vote home movies. That could possible reconsider?

[lilax76]

Couch McGuirk swearing at the ref made me laugh so f***ing hard!

[paradoxin7]

this show has the best quotes ever

[GreatMiilenko]

She's Irish?

[Gmanlikeswaffles]

So loooong mother(bleep)ers. That made me laugh hard.

[Hipno702]

he says bad words to the cat and now the cat won't come out of the closet XD

[Robstailey]

thousands of it! thousands of porn!

[MakeMusic9019]

lol love home movies!

[jimmyismike]

Magerk

You cant go around cursing

Brendan

well

Magerk

What the fuck reff!

LOL

[iTzOvR9OOO]

eric, long time no see. want a fucking donut?LOL

[EVG890]

If I ever play a sport I want muguirk to coach me

[DarkKnight2k6]

man this just looks weird with all the moving the characters do and the non-squiglevision look. 1st season was the best.

[209Fanboy]

I love Home movies

[vaf88]

this is not funny

[XieYali]

Haha, Aganon!

[showbizpizzablog]

lol

@?*!ing Curse Jar

[Edoric85]

This has to be one of the best episodes xD

[J3wFro69]

his poetry is amazing :D :D :D

[J3wFro69]

"And your vocabulary will turn to shit" lol

[Keiko8383]

"Sorry doesn't cut it, Melissa. I'd like an apology."

[NikiPaprika]

I'm getting a thumbs down for pointing out a fact?

Derp.

Oh well, whatever. Home movies kicks ass!

I just wished they would air it on TV over here again. I miss it so much!

This beats all the crappy "adult cartoon" shows that are trying way to hard to be funny, hands down. Just the subtle humour and excellent writing of this show = priceless.

[EVG890]

@NikiPaprika Yeah I wish brendon small would just drop metalocalypse and go back to Home movies

[Robstailey]

@EVG890

now wait just a minute. home movies was great, but metalocalypse is an equally awesome show. i'd rather not have to choose between the two, to be honest.

though i must admit i'm waiting with bated breath for the Dethalbum III.

[KingOfUm]

@EVG890 You can't simply 'go back' to a cancelled TV show and just start it back up the way you hope it to, it just doesn't work that way.

[Bocktai5]

@EVG890 for me thats a tough choice because i love metal and metalocalypse but home movies is amazing. It is like trying to decide between the 2 greatest flavors of ice cream in the world man lol.

[KingCloseface]

@NikiPaprika it does it comes on @ 4:30

[NikiPaprika]

@KingCloseface and @EVG890 We don't have the same programmes (and definitely not at the same times) over here. For instance, we don't have Home Movies, and we get Robot Chicken late at night. I've been searching for Metalocalypse and SuperJail (fucking love those shows), but we don't get them over here either. 8I

Most of the best shows I've watched, I've watched "illegally" because I can't see it in my country. Ironic.

[KingCloseface]

@NikiPaprika Both metalocalypse and superjail have ben renewe for a enw season Metalocalpse is planned for August 22 and Superjail doesnt have a specific time yet

[Nargaruga]

haha sorry doesn't cut it. i like an apology.

[MsSummeran]

this rocks! LOL :]

[KommisarKowl]

"She's Irish?

[TheGingerlocks]

I love Melissa balloon nipples...

[NikiPaprika]

why does this have 18+ if they censor all the swears? o_O

I never understood america's censorship.

[FUTTAHSIKK]

thats not the rating system in america

[comedyliker12]

me neither

[Keiko8383]

@NikiPaprika They don't censor all of them. Just in this particular episode. Cuz it's funny.

[NikiPaprika]

From the other episodes I've watched so far, they seem to be censored too. A lot of shows from across the pond seem to be. D:

But yeah, in this episode it is just for the lulz! xD

[bigmuthafooka]

he said a bad words to the kitty kat and now the kitty kat wont come out of the closet lol

[MatthewGoodRox]

Hi Sweetheart ah go...go get 'em if in fact that is what you wanna do.

Eric FTW

[TheGingerlocks]

"who wants to touch my butt?"

xoxoxox

[hugz04drugz0]

"Thats taking a shit in my fucking mouth. I dont wanna eat your shit"

[varanmerten]

Epic. "It's called a creative use of words."

[waitinforasuperman]

thousands of it, thousands of porn!

[fishnets86]

lool mrs adelberg XD

[tayloreh]

This is the only episode that really deserves an 18A rating!

[bastardsunjt]

theres no place for swearing in civilized society.......unless you're good at it.

[InsaneClown2]

"Ok Mrs.Adleberg can you hold on a second. Fucking Brendon"

[NaiTaiDai]

Weird Science.

[terroreyes6664eva]

3:41 forever

[greenday21]

38ish lol

[noobasaurus2]

3:04 to 3:29

So true about the FCC

[atticusboyx]

*@!%'ing swear jar XD

[rmf86]

robert frost. stopping by the woods on a snowy fucking evening.

[elleniris]

okay nerdo? my name is sexy. hahaha and they are saying fucking and shit. ahahhaha

[itsuyo211]

lol as if the boob balloons arent rediculous enough she has to have butt balloons!

[luckystarfan41]

THOUSANDS OF PORN.

[juicedup14]

lol he kity cat wont come out of the closet XD

[skotdawg84]

What the fuck was that, Ref?! Are you taking a shit? Is that what you're doing out there, or are you making a call? 'Cause if you can make a call, make a call, but don't take a shit out there!!!! That's taking a shit! That's taking a shit in my fucking mouth!!! And I don't want to eat your shit!!! Best McGuirk outburst ever. Even better than Fenton's party.

[vincent21212]

@skotdawg84 perfect poetry :)

[mnp654321]

@skotdawg84 YOU FUCKED UP HEAD you forgot that part

[MidgetKong]

@mnp654321

I think the last line at him is "Ya Fucked-Up Shit-Head!!!

[powderpink]

I love home movies

[racsonam]

i swear this show used to be for kids

[jaoyu]

well it always had language since season one

i mean on da second episode of season one paula is already swearin to brendons teachers because she's nervouse

besides it was always on adult swim

[laura18watches]

mellisa's dad is hilarious, always laughs at everything haha great guy.

[TiniestViolin]

THOUSANDS OF PORN?!

MY GOD.

[noraa77]

"what did you set her desire lvls to?" "25" "25?!" "25" :D

[MrBishup1]

your srry? srry doesnt cut it melisa, id like an apology

LOL

[aya678]

i love this episode and honky magoo

[syanarasucka]

on a snowy fucking evening!!

[treyblowski]

what Is wrong with kids hearing profanity and inneuendo? there gonna here it sooner or later, so why not sooner?

so why should thease parents give a sh!t

and what happened to just censoring the words they even made melissa change the costume, where in the episode did paula or the parents suggest that?

censorship of profanity is WRONG!

[mjaliwa2]

funniest home movie episode EVER

[shino9797]

only good 15 min shos,metalocalyspe,aqua teen hunger force,and robto chicken(really,its one of the best)on saturdays,all the anime is onthere,sundays,new episodes

[shino9797]

so long mother f**kers!

who the f**k is that

aganon,ima come up and see what you two trouble makers r doing!

OH,S**T

swaring can become a cruch and over time you vocabulary will turn to s**t

f**king brendon

HOLY S**T the f word is 3 dollars!

3:32-4:36......some of the best cussing ever!

[yourawsomeness66]

I love when he cusses the ref out

[jogeryjogo]

this episode is great

[mrfrosty8172]

best show ever

with the best character ever (Coach mguirk)

[SalvationTourniquet]

LMAO MY FAV VIDEO

[Imaweasel1]

Stopping by the Woods on a Snowy F*cking Evening

[quarohnholliday]

i need this uncut

[existenceisrelative]

Funnier with the beeps.

Most everything is funnier with beeps. With the notable exception of jason mewes.

[Noanatsuka]

Lol! I love this episode.

[William0102able]

If Melissa was upside down in the goal for and hour, wouldn't she be dead due to the fact all her blood would be in her head?

[MilesTheWhiteMage]

Cartoons defy the laws of physics, my friend. =P

[comehead914]

if you were right side up would all your blood be in your feet?

[William0102able]

The fact that your vocabulary will turn to sh** is true.

Unless you know how to do it right.

hahaha i want that on a T-shirt!

[GPimp41]

sorry doesnt cut it. id like an appology

[KrazyFanGirl2903]

i love their movie in this episode! it reminds me of weird science.

[silentghost23]

Shes Irish?

[breakfastbars]

go get them... if in fact thats what you want to do.

i <3 eric

[argentak]

Aganon why can't we control her? Uh, she's Irish?

[Tustamena]

THATS TAKING A SHIT!!! THATS TAKING A SHIT IN MY FUCKING MOUTH!

YOU FUCK UP FUCKHEAD!!

haha

[slytherinjen76]

Melissa's hand movement when she says "Hey sailors, what's up? How 'bout a good time?" is hilarious!

[jfab64]

Separated at birth: Coach McGuirk and Heat Miser (of "Year Without A Santa Claus")

Am I the only one who noticed this?

[boboreese]

".....unless....unless you know how to do it right."

[KajiCarson]

"Wanna *beep* a donut?"

Love McGuirk.