Illegal Alien Abduction

[thomasmino]

Just found your channel these videos are off the hook funny. I take it that you will not be making a chili how-to video anytime soon.

[PipeDreamsInc]

@thomasmino No, my chili recipe is top secret.

Best,

Bill

[TheJudge442]

dude the horrors you must have endured! i truely hope your ok, and will give you my prayers

[astroman2112]

Bill, my first experience watching your enthralling video. All I can say is I'm subscribed! Glad you had your handy bar of soap! Glad you didn't reveal your prized chili recipe, and hope you are able to sit comfortably whilst smoking your pipe.

Also glad I found your channel!

Happy Smoking

James

[PipeDreamsInc]

Thank you, thank you.  Glad you found me. I appreciate your kind words and generous accolades. I subscribed to you, too, and hope you'll be putting up some vids.

Best,

Bill

[PipeDreamsInc]

'Bout 47 pounds. Them aliens can really take it out of you.

Best,

Bill

[kissphantom05]

Great to see you again man! Better watch the outsiders, they will get ya!

Seth

[PipeDreamsInc]

You're telling me! Insiders can get ya, too.

Best,

Bill

[Houcksfineviolins]

Lol @ PANEL TRUCK

[PipeDreamsInc]

It was old, too, and smelled of sweat.

Best,

Bill

[MrPipeAdmirer]

A man who relinquishes his chili recipe to Aliens no matter how severe the torture is a man without honor. You stood the test and made the entire YT Pipe Community proud. Salut!

[PipeDreamsInc]

Thank you. There are some things a man won't reveal.

Best,

Bill

[sfk1066]

I'm very relieved to hear about your heroics with the aliens. Bill you are a true American hero and patriot for not giving those diabolical fiends your secret chili recipe that could spell certain doom to the aliens. It's people like you that preserve our democratic way of life. Bill I salute you!!! :) Good to see your videos ol chap....hope you don't stay away any longers cuz we need more patriots like you!!! :)

[PipeDreamsInc]

Thank you. Now if only the feds would get off my back. The Nuclear Regulatory Administration is investigating my Chili.

Best,

Bill

[sfk1066]

@sfk1066 Have no fear ol chap I got connections and legal warriors to protect your secret chili decoder ring!!!!

[Karok01]

Great to see you again! I always get a kick out of your videos. Glad you're back and recovering from the probings!

[PipeDreamsInc]

Thank you very much. At least when my doctor probes me he dims the lights and puts on a little soft music.

Best,

Bill

[DarkDream3r89]

LMAO you sir are a very funny man! keep on smokin'

Cheers~

Noah

[PipeDreamsInc]

Thank you. Smoking is one of my favorite things to do.

Best,

Bill

[roustaboob]

Greetings, Im releived that you escaped from your captors. After carefull consideration of your grandparents demise, I reconstructed the scene at home. Wife volenteered. After raising the presure on our bidet to 2500 psi and having her asume the position, I hit the throttle. This study has revieled the following findings. Call france and have the jon dombs check the ceiling in the bathroom. Either a good rinsing or foreplay,,,, the results were consistantly repeatable. Wife now whistles walking

[PipeDreamsInc]

Thanks. At least you were able to find your wife after the study.

Best,

Bill

[wolfgray1]

Good to see you bill. Stay safe. Smoke Well Wolf

[PipeDreamsInc]

Thanks a lot.

Best,

Bill

[jcarey1983]

the dilevery is perfect as always, Great vid!

[PipeDreamsInc]

Thank you all over the place.

Best,

Bill

[Milverton68]

Great video Bill very very funny..

[PipeDreamsInc]

Thanks very much.

Best,

Bill

[tobaccoburner]

Funny as always. Good to see you.

[PipeDreamsInc]

Thank you.  It's good to be seen.

Best,

Bill

[TheSacredSmoke]

Hi Mate

Still walking funny - LMAO

Cheers

Brian

[PipeDreamsInc]

Hi! I'm walking much better now. Still painful to sit down.

Best,

Bill

[pipethought]

Sir, I must say you had me laughing so hard it hurt. Thank you.

[PipeDreamsInc]

Sorry I hurt you. It still hurts when I laugh.

Best,

Bill

[SmokeRingsPipeDreams]

"The wilful misuse of a bidet" LOL

"my grandmothers body was never found" ROTFLMAO!

[PipeDreamsInc]

Poor ol' gramma. She always was willing to try new things.

Best,

Bill

[Agendaman2]

So sorry for what happened to your grandparents, that is really unfortunate.

But I gotta say, you're really, really awesome! I'm glad you're on Youtube.

[PipeDreamsInc]

Thanks for your condolences and compliments.

Best,

Bill

[ManiacalMikal]

- such a sad anniversary, B - those bidets will do it every time - sure glad you had that bar of Irish Spring 'cause it's good seeing you again (and despite the ordeal, in great humour, too) - happy puffin', eh! - MM

[PipeDreamsInc]

Well, if one can't laugh at one's misfortunes, what good is one?

Best,

Bill

[terpsichoreankid]

Yet again, another awesome video!

[PipeDreamsInc]

Thank you. Thank you very much.

Best,

Bill

[company101]

Glad to know your alive and seemingly well after such an ordeal !

One selfish request: please don't block the Princess in future vids...

[PipeDreamsInc]

Thank you. Next video, I'll try to give the princess more exposure.

Best,

Bill

[ironmikeclark]

Excellent!

[PipeDreamsInc]

Thank you.

Best,

Bill

[mibgd]

oh Bill how I love thee....LOL never fail to please....u realize this means i have to make a video now....LOL we have to both try to make more....glad u are back...stay here!...cheers!

[PipeDreamsInc]

Thank you. I'll try to do my part more often.  Looking forward to your next vid.

Best,

Bill

[martinhiebert]

roflmao



[PipeDreamsInc]

Glad you enjoyed.

Best,

Bill

[chant1018361]

hey long time wer wer you :)

[PipeDreamsInc]

Somewhere near the Mexican border, I think.

Best,

Bill

[mushrmhd6661]

you should have given the aliens a pipe, theyd be happy haha!

[PipeDreamsInc]

They had their own pipes, and whatever they were smoking in them seemed to make them very happy.

Best,

Bill