River Monsters - Vampire Piranha?

[StellaMmd]

am i the only girl that isn't a lesbian here?

[HatemJp]

this fish can rape u fuckin Peins in seconds !!

[MegaVinceo]

jESUS MAKE EDWARD CULLEN TO KNOW PEOLPLE TO BE ALERT WITH FISHES THAT ARE EXTREMELY DANGEROUS

[bogarto1212]

your telling that the fish is gay??

[SlyanideOfficial]

who else thought that at :16 the boat crashed?

[ScorchedPownage]

he has alot of epic faces there...

[tzho2]

wtf... they just keep getting wierder lol

[202desi]

damn nature u scary

[MemoriesPastVideos]

he even glows in the sun!

[Sslingers]

Yeah im never gona swing in the amazon ether foijb Douse the amazon have aligators and anacondas ?

[068045061]

i wont one of those decause if some one trys to get in to my house and steall stuff then the fish will jump out of the fish bowl and bite them to death

[gavinrocks101]

that's a sabor tooth tetra. i had a pet sabor tooth tetra when i was 8. my dad was a fish collecter. i couldnt count how many fish i had.

[lukkbox]

if this fish punctures the swim bladder of other fishes, they wouldn't float to the surface like he says, they would sink

i think this guy is either not familiar with the laws of flotation or he is not as smart as he professes to be

[TheKissimRunners]

@lukkbox of other fish not fishes :P

[lfk156]

@lukkbox when fish die m8 they float have you not had goldfish before?

[indeficit2]

@lukkbox When the bladder is punctured, the fish loses its ability to control its buoyancy, the bladder does not deflate and the air left in there would make the fish float.

[Anklusmos]

@indeficit2 wait, so they basically float up and down for the rest of their lives?

[indeficit2]

@Anklusmos Well, the "rest of their lives" after having their air bladder punctured wouldn't be too long now would it? Then they die and float to the surface.

[Anklusmos]

@indeficit2 oh yeah, forgot about that point XD

[newlastdevil]

this is great but so are my videos. check out 01 - I love them underage - listen dont look

[Davesoma]

The name is PAYARA. Actually this one on this video is a little one, I catch biggers than this one with "fly fishing" equipment.

[Grassman40]

DAMN. I am never gonna swim with that shit.

[JimHolland8]

I bet Piranhas taste good check out some of my videos.

[Jurkalaki]

omg...did he break its teeth?? there are those 2 big red spots where its teeth should be

[Cambouflage]

what if it impales you O_O

[batterballz1]

not a pirhana

[Lukeschedel]

@batterballz1 Yes it is.

[batterballz1]

@Lukeschedel its part of the pirhana family doesnt make it a pirhana do ur research an oscar fish is a cichlid doesnt make it a dovii

[Lukeschedel]

@batterballz1 Ok then what is it?

[batterballz1]

@Lukeschedel a vampire fish a member of the pirhana family look it up

[Lukeschedel]

@batterballz1 Yah no shit you've proved that....Now answer my question.

[Lukeschedel]

@batterballz1 Your saying a vampire fish IS a member or the pirhana family but it's not a pirhana? Thats like saying just because a Lion is named "Lion" it is not Felid.

[batterballz1]

@Lukeschedel u got what i said about the cichlids twisted up for ur example. Technically its not a pirhana but apparantley ur fly by n not technical

[Grassman40]

@Lukeschedel Did you not listen to what he said? He said its a relative of the Piranha but it was actually somethin else. Im pretty sure he called it a Piarha.f

[Lukeschedel]

@Grassman40 If its in the piranha family its a piranha....The end.

[BigJo95]

@Grassman40 he said paiala

[Davesoma]

@BigJo95 haha you are funny guys, the name is PAYARA. Actually this one on this video is a little one, I took biggers than this one with "fly fishing" equipment.

[sy237]

i wont swim in the amazon or mississippi because both have maneaters in these two river the mississippi has bull sharks in it

[fortgreene31]

I know that's not the regular piranhas like a rhom. Do you see the teeth on that shit. Damn

[Renoxkun]

Im a piranha I live in the amazon (:

[swatsticker]

@Renoxkun lmao!! best comment i read today!!

[batterballz1]

@Renoxkun haha gotta love finding nemo

[burningcoldd]

looks like my brother

[burtmurdoch]

scary shit yeah

[SanjiTheKicker]

i agree, and at least i don't have to pay the cable company fore Animal Plant channel XD

[rottencheese100]

its beautiful

[loes2]

me, myself and fish

[willshel0801]

That fish looks like the fangtooth fish because of its teeth and size.

[Noslvation]

same fish common names are confusing lol i use to beable to buy these at $40 around here (3-5'')

Hydrolycus scomberoides -

[lesterclaypool1]

ya i used to sell them to pet shops for 7 dollars each ,,, they are in the carrison familly

[SanjiTheKicker]

@Noslvation true true, but they r a pain if ya get bitten XD

[newman20072008]

that shit is scary

[newman20072008]

is this a real pirana???????? i mean is it a pirana or other fish?DAM

[wtf123456789100]

imagine that in usa, i mean kids would be throwing the faties to them lol

[09asainskater09]

dang. this should be the death penalty for all murderers and rapest lol

[Buavesy]

In the Fish Trade, they go by Vampire Tetras. They're badass.

[FOUB4R]

Im never swimming in the amazon...

[sesshomaru20106]

@FOUB4R Whos dumb enough to swim in a river like that anyway?!

[AliiBaba101]

@FOUB4R you would be stupid to, much more then just pirhannas their, and pirhannas are highly likely to attack live flesh

[DaJoshDude]

@FOUB4R who would...

[imimune12]

@DaJoshDude i would

[virensanchit]

a fishermans paradise......and a swimmers nightmare!

[SteveSaeteurn]

Edward cullen is a fish. :O

[Stopplhopser]

Haha, I laughed my ass off on this comment!

[tinker1993]

@SteveSaeteurn haha i love you for that comment XD

[SteveSaeteurn]

@tinker1993 thank you thank you! Did you watch new moon? xD

[tinker1993]

@SteveSaeteurn not yet. ididnt really want to but my friends are making me see it lol. did you?

[SteveSaeteurn]

yeup!

[tinker1993]

was it good? im debating whether or not to see it

[SteveSaeteurn]

Much better than twilight

[tinker1993]

i heard it actually stayed to the story line lol

[SteveSaeteurn]

Yes

[TalentedFilms]

@SteveSaeteurn omg I was about to write that until I saw your comment :(

[SteveSaeteurn]

@TalentedFilms jealous? [:

[GUNDAM00745]

@SteveSaeteurn can i have edward sushi please? w8 nvm it probably has VD from all the fan girls(fish)

[SteveSaeteurn]

@GUNDAM00745 ; That's.. Pretty sick ..... LOL.

[GUNDAM00745]

@SteveSaeteurn sick? can it be any sicker then edward cullen...

[Orcman22]

@SteveSaeteurn Be nice to fish damn it!

[lamalama123]

@SteveSaeteurn ahahha!!! nice statement u gave there

:D

[DochSchneider]

@SteveSaeteurn You spelled "fag" wrong.

[recon500]

@SteveSaeteurn yes a gay fish

[Bongholmeren]

@SteveSaeteurn no, just gay

[StevieRayVaughan1990]

that fish is going to be my seksy girl friend

i love

the vampire piranha

[SiIverFoxx]

lolz hhe

[85Ruby]

Those fangs, bloody hell, they're huge

[gbrmajo]

loooooooooool

[JakeKowal]

Ok, so a team of this fish, chuck norris, global warming, and a pug get together. i think it would be the end of the world...

[Bratboy95]

cuddles...the fish's name will be cuddles..who wants to cuddle with cuddles?

[TiffanyLiu93]

lol

[RestLessIP]

I do. If I'm tired of life, I'll send you a PM :D

[aburliuk]

@Bratboy95

lol,thats my cats name!

[TCNcos]

that would fucking suck being the fish! swim bladder puncture by giant teeth and losing control of your body O_O

[bevis46]

imagine that little dude biting your leg or something..ouch

[puppydog0354]

i loved it

[alotofpot]

i like the viper fish better

[RuSSianMusik]

o_0

[mbharwood]

I think its just wrong that it has two holes for the teeth to slide in..GROSS!

[Scari45]

think I'll pass on swimming....

[LENinouie]

urghhh...got a hole 2 slide teeth..yuck!

[travvvvvvvvv]

FARK!!!!!!

[mvang01]

it's amazing how it's upper mouth was made to fit its vampire like teeth.

[Ferkoff45]

thats soo seedy how the teeth go into its head. Almost wrong is some way

[supersaynguy]

that wasn't a piranha. it was a payara.

[Harimakum]

no it isn't!!

its a papaya!!

[JakesToons]

no its a patato

[puppygirl97]

You are all rong..... It is a poopie XD

[LENinouie]

lol~patata

[Snap3x]

its a pookie

[esparonisproud007]

yh thts wht im thinkin 2

[animalpolice]

Is this also on the Dutch AnimalPlanet?? I like this TV-show!

[skc529]

Wow I want to break his teeth and then put it on a chair and then someone sits and MWUAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!Lolz sorry nice video xD.

[moondreamer68]

Chupacabra would beat the shit outta that piranha!

[SamGagner12]

Dracula would beat the shit out of that piranha for copying it's awesome sharp teeth. XD Lol.

[EarthlyMaidenLita]

No, I think the vampire piranha would team up with the Creature from the Black Lagoon and Dracula would team up with the wolf-man and they would make one of those 3rd-rate monster movies.

[SamGagner12]

Lol, awesome. Good one. HI-5!

[DJJimEofficial]

i want a pet vampire Piranha

[Tenderness6]

I want one or two!

[mrcomedymrblogger]

Repost!!

[Tankmonsters]

haha ive got one