William Shakespeare

[TheLittleSpam]

Love your stuff, man! So hilarious. :)

[SarahPascoe]

yo you looked like desmond from lost in the thumbnail.

also, love the pixies, this is some good shit man

[No3225]

William Shakespeare the most overrated writer ever

[XxLG13xX]

i love this video and u as an actor lol xD keep on writing bernard!

[000000AEA000000]

issues......you two match good together.

[jchipol]

Awesome.

[ThemRarePaleFishies]

"Charlie. Fucking. Chapman."

"I am attempting to take over the world to copensate for my lack of height and my teensy weensy penis."

Hahaha!

[BlackLadyAna]

'Charlie Fucking Chaplin'

Oh, this video is really great

[AndrewBravener]

Perfect.

[loser078]

really? cause I didn't find it that funny at all. am I missing something?

[glogmaster]

Maybe you are lacking of the intelligence to comprehend this man's video. You see, he doesn't make youtube videos that people with down syndrome can understand.

[dante224real1]

@loser078

your missing culture and any knowledge of basic history. your also missing the relevant definition of comical satire. this is also a parody of satire development, so your missing the comical idealisms of parody.

thats all your missing

[babysars]

That's What I'm Saying

[NocriZle]

MAKE MORE VIDEOS

[thatonekidmorgan]

....wait..... Who's Dane Cook? And why has he stopped COB from making new videos?

[mistyquest]

i am amused and very worried about Dane Cook...

[katekate48]

You Look Weird In That Vid! AHH!

[commentM0NSTER]

srs bznz - you, stop being so negative! - you

[deviss123]

ohh, u have issues. what about buster?

CHARLIE FUCKING CHAPLIN!

lolz

[dogface1123]

Finally someone who understands Napolean! Really short guys hung like hamsters can be dangerous.

[skotyyy1990]

this video is gay so you must also be gay cause you made a gay video, only a gay person can make a gay video....looser

[mistyquest]

i wonder how many people have said that to him now...

[jakechapy]

not that I have a problem with gays.you suck.you tube is my life!

[deviss123]

nice. i love ur vids man. hey, i know ur aunt. she was the secretary at my school. we should make a video together.

[frizzle100]

XD Hilarious... thank you for a wonderful 4 minutes...

I think the amount of laughing I did in them just increased my lifespan by about 5 seconds :)

[StampysMedia]

that...was...the work video I have ever seen....It made absolutly no sense at all. First of all you were looking to close at the camera so it didnt seem like you were making eye contact with each other. Also it was a little boring after a while. Your videos are good but when you make videos like these can ruin your you reputation on youtube.

[mistyquest]

the.. work?... video????

[wolfgar45]

get off your high horse will you.

[LPHJ]

I miss you :(

You have such good ideas.

Please make more you're SOOO awesome :]

xoxo

-Rose

[sheilapaxson]

You called him Dickless lol

[TheRealJoni]

Napoleon actually made me laugh :D

Gogo church o' blow!

[Maccps]

nice hair cut

[knoxleadguitarist42]

WEED

[samthornton]

Some 'official' ancestry sites claimed that my aunt was related to king Arthur. There is no evidence that he ever really existed at all. There's no proof that anyone is related to Shakespeare, not down to the name at least.

[TomChair]

More please. I miss your videos.

[LivingOblivion]

Genius. :P

[hellfreak007]

i have that same iron maiden shirt as the waitress

[TheeMovieMan]

I'm related to WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE!!!

[MaidOfOrleans1431]

Yes of course dear, we're ALL related to William Shakespeare...

*calls insane asylum-sends them to TheeMovieMan's home*

[TheeMovieMan]

I am serious.. I am related to him.

[therealorberon]

I'm related to him too. seriously.

[TheeMovieMan]

Cool , were related

[sumwutkunfusd]

so...are you coming back to youtube? :DDD

[DirectorCameron]

virgin olive oil is uky

[KingZanzaBlade]

garbage.

[Matt482942]

so did charlie chaplin pioneer the hitler mustache?

[sk8muppet]

yup thats who hitler based his appearance on apparently. Hitler had a sense of humor (i'm told)

[kosovo1988]

he was also a vegan. A very healthy man, who wanted others to live healthy too...

too bad he had this crazy "rule the world" fetish goin on...

[moiorban]

Sorry..but your just not funny. You did a great video song where you talked about all the other youtubers and had them help out. But it doesn't seem that you are a writer or actor. Sorry to shed light on your career

[organicprankster]

Your decision to subscribe to the channel would therefore appear somewhat puzzling, no?

[moiorban]

I subscribed long time ago before this video, because I liked the my life is youtube song. Good point...I will unsubscribe immediately. Thanks for the catch!!

[leaxues]

Charlie Fucking Chaplin

[Frouggy]

u...

you are creazy

[TheBlackTheatre]

lol, you're flicking him off with the puppet

[mayers000]

lol what was with the dane cook death date?

[Orochimaru1592]

CHARLIE FUCKING CHAPLIN

[MusicPLusLyrics]

Charlie "Fucking" Chaplin.

[Scorpi0]

:D I love satire and twisted comedy, sir you are smart, I need to learn from you.

[ThOverdrive]

Funny funny, as always

[CeciliaOfSweden]

Awesome video :)

[JuicyOrange]

Haha, any moron could tell.

Oh this was enjoyable. I actually LOL'd multiple times.

[spannerchops]

Your videos are really good :)

Inspires me to do more of my own!

[monomij]

Nice use of the Pixies. Best since Fight Club, the ultimate achievement in film-making and the best movie ever made.

[therealorberon]

renneto, napoleon LOL.

[Orsley]

It's art.

[fourstarusergirl]

He looked better clean shaven, with long-ish type of hair, and glasses-less.

[legalass17]

Where in the hell do you find a Charlie Fucking Chaplin finger puppet? Kinda twisted....

[weepingprophet]

Google "Unemployed Philosopher's Guild".

[Tamothegreat]

haha you forced me to google cook, i hate you

[CavriCaprice]

You're flippin' the bird without actually flippin' the bird whilst being Charlie Fucking Chaplin. That's just hysterical, man.

[6cheesy6]

Charlie fucking Chaplin

[rooster5man]

haha, Dane Cook died? and wasnt this a video u said "u originally made Seinfeld" or is that another video?

[metalgearkite]

thats Francis Ford Coppola ^^

[balzac2008]

You suck

[missuscake]

Any video with a Dali sighting is a good one but this video was over 9000

[missuscake]

My goodness this never gets old.

[Sheepofdumb]

Fucking... brilliant. I loved that last line.

Also, your premise is shake. Your outlook is bleak.

[another1shortdaymore]

i love the use of the word "plebs"

[LinkCCP]

I didn't know that Charlie Chaplin middle name was "Fucking" LOL

[Lardothefox]

you sir, have a tenuous grasp on the rules of dramaturgy.

[MadameDeces]

Bravo :-)

Ive seen all your videos now, and I can tell, that I prefer YOUR scripts.

I feel identification with these posts :-).

I don't want to say anymore except its GREAT. GOOD JOB :-) Thank you for posting and making Youtube worth it :D

[BlackOut0189]

LOL Bernard looks like Simon Pegg a bit in this vid.

[smileyousee]

i am all about the puppets show

[smileyousee]

YEA!!!!! i am so glad to see you are back with a video.. puppets

[Slaktaern]

yaaaay... a puppet show

[nahodilb]

Again, Brilliant.

+Dane Cook+

May he rest in Peace and Rise in Glory

May light Perpetual Shine upon him.

[RawringBean]

Dane Cook hasn't died o.O

It was a joke..

[animadevil]

.... no comment... (stares in awe)

[cupcakemurderer3]

Could he be talking about Dane cook and his career and how it's quickly going down the drain with his horrible movies, plagiarism, and his arrogance?

[Turt1eB]

I loved it, all except for one TEENY detail. Aerosmith played their first show at Framingham High School.

[weepingprophet]

I think you missed a joke there.

[Lascivious144]

I think the fact you expressed what is true about Dali made me love this video. And what's...almost...funny, is the part where you made it seem like "Dane Cook" had died, in order to create a catastrophic whirlwind of controversy on whether the over-exploited, immensely untalented actor (though he might have been a good stand up comic in the beginning) was dead or not.

Also, I'm digging the new hair.

[Eduplicate]

Y'know, Fishhook looks more like shakespeare than you.

[chairlle1911]

hes alive a castistroipic termerly anmoly through time learn physics lol NOT

[araneus1]

A ray of sunshine over a sea of bogans.

spider.

[blabadiblabla]

Oh man I got a pang of horror when I saw the Dane Cook thing at the end. And hey I think your very funny and cool as always but please don't tell me you really are serious about thinking at stuff about Dali... please tell me you were kidding.

[HaloNerd001]

Is Dane Cook dead?

[Jeordie13]

can't wait for it

[AlterHelen]

BernarD! .... you are blond now!

[sammyfan123]

Ooh, do you have an Andy Warhol puppet?

[greentortouise]

How do you confuse Chaplin with Keaton? They don't even look alike!

[KoRnHeretoStay]

nice pixies song dude, not many people know of them!

[boobtubious]

Issues.. we all have issues, great way to deal with them!

[trc193]

whats with dane cook at the end

[mcgarrigle]

i think you mean "whats with dane cook?"

[LillaBlue]

Fish-hook sort of reminds me of Alan Rickman...

[Kindergoth]

OH MY GOD....i thought the same thing...

"Charlie...fucking...Chaplin." lol.

[spearofhope2]

Today I have realized and came to the eternal conclusion that Napoleon Bonaparte is, his image and himself in his entirety, the (formerly) living Embodyment of the middle finger gesture and ideal. Indeed the gesture was created by English longbowman to insult the French soldier who would cut off their 'Arrow finger'. Ironic.

Thank you, Bernard K. Smith for giving me this epiphany.

[ELSuperJake]

lol, amazing and hilarious as always Bernard ;)

[CavriCaprice]

Amazing as always, Bernard. Your videos inspire me to get started on youtube again.

You look goooood with the short hair, Mr. Shakespeare.

[lkat1018]

lol before i even watched the video i had to pause it and start rolling on the floor scream-laughing (which is actually quite fun) because of the video info.

[file83]

What's with the reference at the end "Dane Cook 1972-2008"? Is that an inside joke?

Signed,

Totally Clueless

[awreslr2]

Well, I'm glad you're back. Pretty good stuff, but it needs to have music and dance to get lots more subscribers. These bohemian coffee shop chats among starving artists get rather limited play. We die-hard fans will watch ANY thing you do, but it's too cerebral for the masses.

[BoiceInTheHood]

Funny as sheet.

[Vamps17]

Ahah, that was cool and funny, as per normal.

[AllyRaeJ]

I've watched this about 12 times now. Its so hilarious.

Just that look he has at the end when he shows Shakespeare. Genius.

[notsomerandomname]

Oh my... you look... inteligent...er-ish

and again: DAMN YOU FROZEN BANK ACCOUNT!

[Graywolf233]

AWesome!!!!

You should hate on flip flops.

[chopin65]

Dali sounded a bit light on the finger.

[imperfectmelodies]

i need some cultured finger puppets too

it's all the rage

[antonys204]

you look different new glasses? hahaha but cool new look dude you rock.

[wupsi001]

better then "Will and Grace"

[monomij]

I thought it was "Care"-o-"vac", not wak. Oh well.

[youtubaholic]

kerouac  "oo-ac"

[thecheesypig]

maybe it took so long to make another video is because he needed to grow his beard back

[urusaiglass]

god you are hot bernard. I wish you were gay :(

[LoreleiMission]

Well spoken Urusaiglass, but I'm finding Fish Hook hotter with every ep. ;)

[Burzummaniac]

Holy crap!!! he got a beard!!!! does that mean he will become cornelius again? cos wen he stopped being him he shaved his beard?

[thecheesypig]

I hope he becomes cornelious. I miss him

[allhailsnake]

nice likeing the hair cut very inteulectual

[IryokuNWA]

you are terribly sexy

[lirothen]

oh-my-god he got a haircut...

[TerranKyra]

Why the hell did you pronounce Dane Cook's death? He's alive jack-ass.

[talkjawking100]

To get a reaction out of people with no lives?

[TerranKyra]

fuck you

[ROCKGUDEN]

you're alive and well. thats all that matters.

now go make videos you silly man ^^

[luckiestmommy]

Once when my daughter was 2-yrs-old, she asked me, out of the blue, from the backseat of the car, "What's the name of your puppet show?" Over and over and over. I said nothing, then made up answers (strange, she knew they were false), finally I said, "I don't have a puppet show!" She insisted, "What's the name of your puppet show?" Weird. Your video reminded me of that story. Or rather your weirdness.

PS I love the new look.

[LoreleiMission]

Hey, LuckiestMommy, what's the name of your puppet show?

[jarra83]

Brilliant as always. I missed you and your videos. Really isn't anything much to watch on youtube these days.

[mrpeteblack]

finaly found your channel took me ages!!! i love your new stuff! the end bit so funny!!!

pb

[Rydon9]

you were better wit hhair

[1Stalker1]

YOUTUBE is my life.... the guy with the glasses is this guy!!!

[jman1367]

no fucking shit

[FOOTGOOSE]

i knew it, that is the 42 coffee shop!

[otakursed]

Blunt obnoxiousness done with a sharp wit . . . I guess Xb lol

[nicfillion]

The prodigal youtuber finally returns! The hope of salvation remains.

[Moresville]

Rockin' the David Tennant Doctor Who glasses! Nice! Dig the hair by the way!

[Kipfan410]

my god, they are! awesome!

[1sbende]

yes finaly my dreams have come true theres more bernard youtube is good again

[daveheet]

hahaha funny, but I want to see more. I will admit that I didnt like Fish-hook at first, but he has grown on me and I think he's got something good. Bernard is the best as usual and I love all his facial expressions... I just loose it.

Keep making videos guys!

[Orsley]

It's art.

[ninjafuya]

nice xD

[DrC00L17]

awesome vid but aerosmith played there first gig at nipmuck high school not there

[CelticScotsman]

Greatest puppet show ever

[fear9998]

Did anyone notice that his middle finger is up the whole time! XD

[Eron78]

Awesome!

[rezurrxtion]

Napoleon is spot on.

[missuscake]

Hilarious video. But you know that Salvador Dali was a genius.

[simonwizzle91]

i miss the real church of blow videos

[astrophe1987]

Is it sad that I instantly got the Magibon reference?

[dark420bishop]

you're still alive? you guys are so weird, lol

[Offlian]

he looks different with the beard, glasses and no derby.

but what's with the "Dane Cook 1972-2008"? did he die and no one told me?

[LiamBelk1]

So what has happened?

[givingstars]

anyone notice that he has his middle finger up charlies a hole

[yanndick]

Great and very funny !

[DarkUnknown7]

lol, loved the video

[orki1960]

Issues, man. Can't forget the issues. Love the Charlie fuckin' Chaplin on the MIDDLE finger in the face, LMAO

[Nigday]

charlie fuckin chaplin, any1 can see that its charlie fuckin chaplin... LMAO

[tommacko]

Fish-Hook looks more and more like Matt Berry every time I see him.

[SnarkyBarnacle]

Loved it. :)

[Difahrint]

I don't think you fully comprehend the concept of what satire is.

[callumAS]

i like the work youve put in on this video and the good video quality but the it isnt the most exciting4 minutes on youtube

[AntiCliche]

HELL YES

[RuBeebs]

Every aspect was brilliantly done - We are always blessed with quality on your channels. Furthermore, linking historical figures to youtube stars, fucking brilliant. This video is going up on my page.

PS

I'm sorry that so many people didn't seem to get it.

[tomprice494]

This video was a little too artistic for me to completely wrap my feeble mind around, but I do appreciate that you're posting stuff none-the-less. I especially enjoy the "mind fucks".

The new look is working for you.

[strawberryXswirl]

I seriously prefer the videos that came after the church of blow series , so I'm quite happy that the partnership didn't work out.

huzzah for puppets I say

[heartxofxice01]

lmfao salvador dali,

i just saw his gallery in barcelona while on vacation 2 weeks ago

loved his "elephant-giraffe"

soo sweet

[Nic33rd]

You are endlessly entertaining! I love the intelligence in your work, Bernard!

Hook, line, and . . . see what happens with that puppet show, eh?

[AbbeyRoad67]

Bernard Smith returns. Life is good again.

[Marcilexi]

hehehe you two are awesome!!! Seriously... sooo funny!!

[deensers]

u look so different.

[subbobmail]

...and with an awesome cameo by ManWitch.

If Kerouac wrote ANYTHING in that particular establishment, then he was really ahead of his time. In a Dr. Who sort of way.

[FemaleMachine]

i didnt hear anything, i couldnt get past the way you let your head grow

[jloiterer]

I gave you 5 stars before the end, I now want to deduct 1 star for the scary text at the end.

[FumblingForTheLight]

I'll bet you just gave a big boost to IMDB's hit count with that Dane Cook gag!

hahai nearly had a heartattack at that NO LIE. and of course i ran to IMDB