How To Fake a Toned Body With Self-Tanner

[lawsturner]

"why wast the summer in the gym, when you can look like you've been working out by strategically applying a little self tanner"

Am I the only one furious over this statement, whoever made this is just hurting the female population, not by promoting an "unrealistic image" but by promoting laziness and destroying the credibility of a gender.

[AllyKari1]

They get a toned person to do this. Brilliant.

[charliebad]

more ways of deceiving the male population with lies and fakery.

[xoxochanel123]

now try that an on average person

[FrickinAYO]

@xoxochanel123

right?!...:P



[Shadowkiller509]

Why the hell Am im watching this, im a man.

[groovygurlz]

kkk i'm an indian....and over here men and women think tht they're better when they're FAIR!!!!......thtz exactly the opposite in U.S.

[iamastupidhead84]

Pause at 1:14

[iamastupidhead84]

Shes pretty hot

[TheMissj15]

Wtf , she had a great body anyway!!!

[BurningCherry]

wow this is how to create the blotchiest tan ever

[firelordzuko100]

lol give your self some cleavage

[firelordzuko100]

how bout step 1 go to the beach

[Hottie43590]

I love how the narrator put emphesise on butt "...under you BUTT."

[melgueta78]

why not excercise for real instead?

[CellarDoor367]

last step: Got to a professional who can fix your mess. Wasnt that easy!

[R33MiXlovesWAYNE]

its funny how everybody imagines me being fat because this girl is too thin to even need 'fake toning'

[xStokholm]

hahahaha, she said but!....

[TheKiwipie]

@xStokholm Haahahahaha, you misspelled Stockholm!

[xStokholm]

@TheKiwipie hah, you see, my last name is STOKHOLM, not like the city, retard

[TheKiwipie]

@xStokholm Calling me a retard because i don't know your last name make you look veeeeeeeery stupid...

[xStokholm]

@TheKiwipie well, you started d:

[JackedUpK0nkey]

i help my girlfreind with this and his is sexy so hella thanks

[CravideCoD]

0:00 to skip the publucity

[xxDeadHeartzxx]

does every single girl who (fake) tans dress like a slut??? it looks like it from this vid

[MOpO87]

@xxDeadHeartzxx I tan and don't dress like a slut.

[jazmin2hip]

HAHAHA PAINT YOUR CLEAVAG E THATS FUNNY

[craigelsnewdeal]

tip this doesn't work if you are 60 pounds over weight. lol

[TheAbbieEdwards]

ok i dont care im staying my SUPER pale self lol

[killekillekille1]

fuck shes so hot

[failboat11]

this is like a guide for male masterbation and ps...FAKE GAY BULLSHIT i tried this on my cock and i got a errection halfway throught an in the act of jacking off some of the shit got inside of my dick head and i now have a giant sore on the inside of my dick...thank you fuckholes 8=====O==> thats about what my shaft looks like after dis shit

[Astraphobic]

They might as well go ahead and make how to fake being a woman a video, too.

[MIV140]

Step 12, get a gun and blow your brains out for being a shallow cunt.

[getslockedout]

that girl does not need fake definition

[ratiocinativeness]

My D!CK is getting a natural tan from watching this video. Thank you HowCast!

[cochranexyz]

So you need to put this shit on with rubber gloves??? Oh yeah, gotta be good for you! LOL Fake n bake. Jesus, people are fucking stupid to do this shit.

[Nomsofarmer]

Bonner!



[TheBloodyMerk]

1:17 hell ya nigga

[blackrosesandthorns]

No one should have to paint on their cleavage. xD lmfao

[skidrowdie]

2:03. WTF?! 

[AleKFx]

Keep pressing 5....

[perochialjoe]

Women think this is awesome until the guys start to do it, too :O

[Theriomalstrom]

Popeye did not use tanner!

[Brazda25]

1:46

[SidewaysVideos]

HOW ABOUT GO TO A FUCKING GYM LAZY ASS

[creetopia]

@redcapeisthename Racist. Get off your fat ass and mow your own lawn.

[creetopia]

Psh. I was born with a natural tan. Thank you God for making me mexican. Wooo! :P

[redcapeisthename]

@creetopia Woooo ARIBA ORALE TACOS wooo BEANERS kk enough celebrating go mow my lawn

[sarthing]

step 12 : cry because in two years you ll have skin cancer

[GoldenChildBH]

Optional step 1: Be black.

[nafativedec]

tan make us look like gypsy..

[kenanji]

Boobs are GTFO D:<<<

[phatcawk]

Why does that bitch wear gloves when she's rubbing that spooge all over the rest of her body?

[ZR1Terror]

They choose a girl with a nice body that doesn't need the help of a tan to look defined. Pretty dumb.

[AGentlemanAndScholar]

"How To Live a Lie" from your friends at Howcast

[bogdn47]

only clicked this to stimulate my cock

[MOpO87]

@bogdn47 pervert!

[unicornsplayxboxtoo]

@bogdn47 ..Go watch porn..

[SLISETV]

my cock is thicker than her arm, I bet she benches 115lb.

[ChildMolestingRobot]

I think pale looks better.

Also, fucking lazy cunt!

[MelkorGaming]

anyone elso get a boner?

[silentscope22]

@MelkorGaming no, because I'm not 12

[KillerNomNomz]

Well no shit you'll look better with a tan because you're not ghost white.

[Theiammadmad]

100% of men think Africans are hot !!! CUZ they black lol

[MrMadToker]

@Theiammadmad WRONG!!!!!!

[Theiammadmad]

@MrMadToker was a sarcasm, replying for the comment at the end of the video.

[MyfrndTomahawkdGRIZZ]

Step 10. grow some tits and work out.

[GroupLegendary]

69% of people got a BON3R watching this

[firewolf101]

or you could just get off your lazy ass and work out. Plus thats not fair when they pick a skinny toothpick to do this video.

[Horseruler7a]

if ur mexican u dont need no tan

[codyatcheson232323]

61 people are to lazy to work out AND to apply a self tan

[yachiru44]

Did they say you need a friend wow then they are in trouble because I think they don't have ANY friends

And they should make a video called how to shut down howcast thumbs up if you agree.

;)

[08smacvicar]

how to polish a turd!

[SFreak2008]

this should be titled " how to make skinny bitches look like buff tangerines"

[smellyfistoffury]

HAHAHA 69 percent, thats just brilliant

[loconut1]

Why don't you just go to the gym instead of being a lazy ass?

[cute4neko]

-.-

[ErikaResponding]

Im personally more attracted to ivory or creamy skin tones

[alonul]

how about -dig a hole and die,because that "educational shit" is just the begining!!! this is so fucking pathetic! let 's fuck the SELF-TANNER......

[caka23]

So will this work for those 300kg+ people ?

[greenbunnydog5]

i dont get the beginning: do you get tanned at the gym????

[TheKamikazeen]

@PumaM12LRV Yes, sandwiches or maybe working on their personalities cause some bitches could surely need that :)

[TheKamikazeen]

Only chicks lie and fake stuff.

[ExodusXstark]

@joostshino thats funny shit!

[Mslastgoodbye]

@PumaM12LRV LOL

[brwneydgirl70]

i get a tan from going outside ufortuantly i get it from guard so i have very weird tan lines and my belly is pale so i need a little on my belly and upper thigh but wtf with the contouring thats stupid

[Achilles117PA95]

"69% of men...think that they look better with a tan" , classic...

[TyGCProductions]

@Achilles117PA95 87.92% of statistics are made up on the spot

[fyourcouchnigga]

IM A MAN I DONT HAVE BREAST!!!!!!!!!!

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!

[SoldierCyfix]

lol this stuff is so lame, i can just picture some fat dude doing this,,,, lol queerly hilarious

now am gonna go pump iron

[YoureSuperGay]

you forgot your boobs!!

[kimberleylotr2004]

Dont listern to the haters. Its a kool video!

[viper8red]

Camouflage cellulite! This means war!

[viper8red]

Hell you can also exercise outdoors, girls in a bakini or guys in swim trunks. Remember outdoors? That place you used to go as a child before you got fat and lazy and lived behind a computer screen. :P

[viper8red]

Hell you can also excercise outdoors, girls in a bakini or guys in swim trunks. Remember outdoors? That place you used to go as a child before you got fat and lazy and lived behind a computer screen. :P

[viper8red]

Tanning for definition looks so damn awful. Seriously no one respectable does this and those that do stand out on the beach for major lolz. Use a bronzer and then add in a little sun. The sun will make some parts of your body more tan then others and add realism to that tan. No one will ever know that you used a bronzer in conjunction.

[SilentxMonkey]

Does this work if you weigh 300 pounds?

[Gabanator1]

I got a boner

[R33MiXlovesWAYNE]

THEY PICKED THE THINNEST GIRL EVER TO DEMONSTRATE HOW TO "APPEAR" THIN?! are you serious

[breakpinoy09]

@R33MiXlovesWAYNE shes as thin as my dick

[silentscope22]

@R33MiXlovesWAYNE it says how to look toned not thin, there is a difference

[xSayHiToTheBadGuyx]

@R33MiXlovesWAYNE  fat ass

[ThetubeProgramReview]

@R33MiXlovesWAYNE It's not a Thinner, It's a TANNER!

[anbrugm]

@R33MiXlovesWAYNE Not everyone is from the US chubby. She is average looking.

[Assasiner70]

1:17 LOL SHE SAID BUTT! :D

[YoungGTheMC]

why dont people just work out in the winter so there in shape for the spring and summer.

[shezcurvi]

Men can tan their weenie to make it look longer. bwaaaaaaaahhhaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[420Windsor]

tits or GTFO

[FuckYourCouchNig]

I would like to paint her cleavage with my CUM.

[rmassie11]

@FuckYourCouchNig funny name, kinda funny comment!!!

[TheYuLeeAn]

lol 1:17 great tip....if u want to look as if u are incontinent

[marie2264]

With all the time it took for her to go through all that... she could've lifted some weights or something O_o

[Josewazheretoday]

@marie2264 I think you meant O_e

[SpicySugar556]

paint your cleavage in a cool room lol

[apiue]

So, i need to put on a pushup bra and "Give Myself Cleavage" but...im a guy...

[karcus0]

thumbs up if u are a guy watching videos like these.

[malinamih]

@lilbella2766 it is TONED body not TANNED body.

[bjrcboy]

Or how about you go to the gym and you wont look like a nasty twig!

[Becky6075]

She looked the same after the darker "contouring" solution was applied. What was the point? Why would I waste my time doing a whole second procedure when it looks NO different?? And how can you give that credit for making this chick look more toned? She has MAYBE 1% body fat, so all that will show under her skin is the little bit of muscle she has protecting her internal organs anyway. All they did was apply a self-tanner on top of her skin. Nothing new or fancy. Just a waste of time.

[Sasquatched23]

or you could just get a real toned body? by working out...

[WhyCommanderZen]

I'll exfoliate her body all night long

[savantiflag]

How to 'fake' a toned body with self-tanner.

Save yourself the money and just stop eating McDonalds...

[luigiperso]

muscles? where are they? I just saw a straight bicep. I am no gym rat but am a naturally wiry rat.

[mntiki]

Her butt is too big.

[Feicia]

This chic's as skinny as a stick!!!

[kiwiiisplash]

"under your butt"

[MrHotString]

"Its better to be hated 4 what u are than be loved 4what you dont" - Kurt Cobain

[savantiflag]

@MrHotString *are not

[Chaketote]

I orgasmed

[itsCourtneyBitchh]

People please don't do this. i use tanning lotions all the time, you are just gonna have streaks where you put the darker lotion & you're basically gonna look like an idiot.

[ColtonORRules]

they should rename this video, "How to be Fuckin LAZY"

[super00141]

@ColtonORRules how??? this is probably more work then laying down in the sun.

[super00141]

@ColtonORRules nvm i clicked on teh wrong vid. :P

[PanjakeBlockland]

@ColtonORRules and " How to look like a sketty hoe"

[sloppymantis]

@ColtonORRules ROFL why waste time doing exercise when you can just be a complete fake lie illusion whiles still simultaneously being utterly sick and dying? Wow how did humans get so screwed up into sacrificing health for looks? Any religious or philisophical system speaks against this. Christians say satan uses illusion and temptation.. buddhists say form is illusion.. and any reasonable mind will know this as well how did I end up in a world that encourages the worst in humans?

[phobiazzzero]

@ColtonORRules OR..I HAVE A FAT ASS

[vphghgulv]

girl stuff is soo complicated

[Lassionbabe]

She doesn't have breasts, why is she wearing a bra?

[gr8tgoogelymoogely]

@Lassionbabe because shes so hot she doesnt need fake breasts or to hide her weight problem like you do under the guise of "big is beautiful"

[mikaririshow]

This isn't fair.. she's already gorgeous.. this is bullshit.

[narutodemonkill9]

LOL FAIL. why waste time working? epic fail

[CortneyMathis]

this is crazy.

[sweetgirlbjd2010]

@lazybrewtown tht was random.... lol

[gangabiss]

"Create some triceps" lmfao

[TypicalBlondeGirl93]

GREAT. Now fat girls think they can pull of a bikini by putting dark tanning lotion on there 'muscles'.

cannonballlllll..... D:

[amino0o]

or just actually go out and tan.

[beckyzee]

Uhh, she's already tan.

[lhartlett]

Gotta admit.. it's pretty clever to contour your whole body, just like people do with face makeup.

[jcruz0]

This is disturbing.

I'm here because I had no idea what a "self-tanner" was.

Why aren't you happy with being white/pink/translucent?

If that's who you are, then embrace it.

Stop trying to be someone that you are not (a brown person).

[WalkingDollarBill]

@jcruz0 f u no

[megatronbunbun]

lmao. i have that swim suit.

[RibbonCrazy]

surely adding it in random places to make you look like you have bigger abs would make you look like you cant apply fake tan :S

[TheHumanWreckage]

I find it worrying that if you click on the down arrow next to the views it tells you that this video is most popular with males age 45 -54! I think I'd rather go to the gym rather than fake having a toned body but I guess its a pretty good idea

[emnova]

This is a recipe for self-tanner streaking!

[iRHAPEzombiies]

.. and most men dont think with their upstairs brains either.

[createhavok]

this is at least better then the video that faked muscles with a powder tanner.

[CaRlYbAbE19]

Obviously the whole point of this video is showing how to fake a more toned body with tan, so no going to the gym is not really optional considering this is about fake tan, grow the fuck up u nobheads, i mean why watch this video if u are going to criticize, fuckin idiots

[xxGuItArGiRLxx89]

What's wrong with being white?! Better than looking like an orange!

[Thisisyourmomsname]

or just run on the tredmille for 20 minutes each day

[MegaChulo69]

start working out lazy bitches

[Roosmarijntje]

Woow.. I wish i had her body!

[hektortroy007]

@Roosmarijntje wow i wish i had her....

[PrincessLaynah]

idk why everyone is getting so offended. you can work out at do this, its just like makeup for your body. not some scandal..

[foreversummer9]

U idiots if u have nithing nice to day dont say anything at all :(

[Nukillis]

Then you shouldn't have opened your mouth, since you called us idiots. Good job, hypocrite.

[foreversummer9]

@Nukillis :/ sorry my mistake

[oklapi]

@foreversummer9 Then shut up

[foreversummer9]

@oklapi Y don't u make me ?

[oklapi]

@foreversummer9 zzzZ