Louis CK - Kids Names

[45CalEndsYou]

Just because someone names their kid Britainnii or Optimus Prime doesn't mean they won't grow up to be 30 year old losers that live with that same idiot parent in their grandparents trailer.

[DJBucca]

Joe, eat a bag of shit cunt face!

[ghostsshAdow234]

Best stand up ever

[OhSoAlpha]

Hello this is my child sdfghhkytnl.

[342aaron]

Eat a bag of shit cuntface

[BigOldMrKnish]

"LadiesAndGentlemen"??? must be a hermaphrodite. ;0

[JoelMatton]

There was a girl in my class in 3rd grade called Two Birds. She was a bullying cunt who picked on my sister.

[TheMentallyguitarded]

my name doesent have any vowels, rhys :)

[TyeMan17]

@TheMentallyguitarded sometimes Y

[em129836]

Never been more honored to be named Eric in my life lol

[liamfossaluzza]

PMSNGLTN CK! get down here and clean this mess up!

[dayah17]

ladies and gentlemen pleeease!!! hahaha shit never gets old

[spoojing]

my name is Ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff­­ffffffffff and I find this offensive!

[BittenMitten]

pnnnn cndlllll tnnnnnn

[urrejhipokritet]

I like Dane Cook and Louis Ck, there you can all go fuck yourselves.

[daimonionen]

He should have been able to come up with "Joe, you homo!"

[Devicon]

Press 2 over and over

[basketca2]

I recently read that they've passed a law in Romania banning offensive kid's names because some crazy people were naming their kids things like Doctor, President, Traffic Light, or even Ball sack! I mean, seriously, those people shouldn't have kids. They're either idiots who don't care about their kids (cause kids suffer with names like that) or they're sadists.

[memiesnap]

LOL sunshine, or battery, or whatever...

[omidrez]

40 f's

[GenuineViking]

Norway of course have got laws about names....but then again Norway has got laws for just about anything

[TheWorldAtlus]

@GenuineViking suck a bag of dicks

[GenuineViking]

@TheWorldAtlus I'll respectfully decline,- and I leave that activity for you to perform. ;-)

[basketca2]

In some countries THERE ARE some laws. I think a girl from New Zealand changed her name because her parents named her Tallulah Does the Hula from Hawaii. That's sick...

Also, a couple from the US named their kids Adolf Hitler and Arian Nation. Ugh...

[chibigrunt]

@basketca2 Yeah, that is disgusting... ew.

[HyperU2]

@basketca2 And they lost their kids.

[basketca2]

@HyperU2 Yeah, I heard it a few years ago, but I don't know if they got them back or not. And I don't know if they changed their names.

[coolguy697]

joe.....eat a bag of shit cunt face hahahahaha

[xTheGerbilx]

In Germany you can't name your child Judas, really old law though :P

[babyimpalement]

PNSNDLTN!

[thebnjshow1]

Brooke, Booger.. They have done that before

[acrc14]

Joe? Eat a bag of shit cunt face, YOU SEE? just like that!

[MrWarcraftPlayer]

2005 wtf he looks so young

[blackjacki2]

Dane Cook made 5 accounts to dislike this video

[divreg]

First name: Ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff­ffffffffff

Middle name: Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Last name: CK

[ProtusMose]

@divreg I See what you did there. And I applaud you for it.

[BigOldMrKnish]

@divreg you made a funny. xd

[flyassasin1]

LMAO ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff­ffffmichealfffffffffffffffffff­fffffffffff

[CurrySLAP]

why is the audio for all theses videos so different?

[xfactor0693]

Ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff­ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff­ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff­ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff­ffffff

[DSG3002]

That's it, I'm going to name my kid "Pnsndltn." If I have another kid, it'll be named "Fffffffffffffffffffffffffffff­ffffffffffffffffffffff"

[acrc14]

@DSG3002 made even better than you refer to your future kid as "it" haha

[xMoNSTAMsFiTZz]

5 people have no vowels in their name's...

[Norusoft]

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[InglebertHumperdink1]

4 people eats bags of shit, and are cunt faces.

[villagewriter89]

Four people have names with no vowels.

[InglebertHumperdink1]

Eric, you fucking asshole.

[andrewwinke]

in germany there is some kind of fine you can get for horribly naming your kid.... i think.... it wouldnt surprise me if it was true or not.

[reisswilliams6]

just forty f's. thats his name

[XRedDragonClawsX]

Just forty 'F's! That's his name...

Ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff­ffffffffff

...go clean your room.

[asperling2003]

Ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff­fffffffffff go clean your room.

[FlickOfTheSwitch83]

There's really no similarity at all between this and Dane Cook's, "My Son Optimus Prime", but this one's way better.

[selfademus]

@FlickOfTheSwitch83 They are quite similar. Dane just did his in a very non-humorous way.

[goldydude]

"eat a bag of shit you cuntface"

[DerpBox]

People make fun of my little sisters name. Her names Jewel and they all call her "Jewel the Tool"...

[ninjajesus81]

@DerpBox That's her fault for being a tool.

[DerpBox]

@ninjajesus81 Thanks for calling me a tool,you asshole ._. And im no tool,only guys are tools.

[ashfan1989]

Stealing didn't Dane Cook this.

[xXxMikuStoriesxXx]

dane cook didnt steal this.

[Ostee1]

Ladies and Gentlemen, please!

[KVLT6991]

Ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff­ffffffffff, go clean your room.

[Metroidam11]

lmaooo

[DragonsREpic]

PNSNDLTN

[DragonsREpic]

@aelistasneo and fuck tucker tucker sucks

[DragonsREpic]

Joe momma

Joe smow

joe the plumer

[laughingtiger123]

Fffffffffffffffff Ffffffffffff

[waterwind2266]

I know that George Carlin was one of Louis CK's biggest inspirations, so I'm sure a lot of this was inspired by Carlin's "Goofy boy names" bit.

[sandweged]

he stole this from dane cook? lol, good one. dane cook doesn't have any jokes to steal, he just takes his from real comedians. 

[KVLT6991]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFFFFFFFF, go clean your room.

[hcook47]

"Joe? Eat a bag of shit cuntface!"

[jogeryjogo]

Louie stole this bit from Dane Cook.

[Eyewash03]

@jogeryjogo Bullshit!

[jeezuschryst]

@jogeryjogo yes because dane cook was around a lot longer than louis ck.... fucking retard

[Rjmorg]

@jogeryjogo Dane Crook sucks

[NeremyJelson]

@jogeryjogo Louis CK performed this in 2003 or something during Live in Houston. Dane Cook performed (stole) it and used it several years later. Who's the joke thief?..... not Louie.

[handsomebrick]

You cannot name your kids shotguntotheface, heroinsaddam, or gayjewsex.

[ObeseChess]

@handsomebrick Wanna bet?

[Rjmorg]

@handsomebrick In middle school I knew a kid named sodomy assfo

[MMADRENALINE]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFFFFFFFF go to your room

[Chillitz]

There actually are laws more like rules or naming you're kid. They get more stirct depending on the country you're in.

[soaringwalrus]

@Chillitz dont ruin it

[thornygravy]

Joe? Eat a bag of shit, cunt face. HAH

[The4thGuy]

@aelistasneo That's a soft name for a boy, KYYYYLLE.

[SuperboyConnerKent]

@The4thGuy fuck tucker, tucker sucks

[CoolioBroski]

@The4thGuy soft names make soft people

I bet you 10/10 Nicky Vinny and Tony will beat the shit outta Todd, Kyle and Tucker

[911Dagur]

Irrelevant comment that has nothing to do with this video

[fryfry377]

.... and then give him "Uck" for a middle name.

[zigmahd]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF, go clean your room.

[ratm3413]

I have this on DVD google the new world order because it matters

[raintree710]

how can you not laugh at this?

[SKshooter]

FUCK Tucker!!... Tucker SUCKS!

[The4thGuy]

@SKshooter And FUCK TODD!!!!

[dlmsuperdave]

I know a guy who named two of his female coon dogs "bitch" so that he could call them both at the same time by saying the one name. ( c'mere bitch) and they both appear lol

[AlexAndJ0sh]

my name is battery



[thejakeman131]

4 people who disliked this are, ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff­fffffffffff

[dianabrunette]

hahhahaah LMAO!! <2 him

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[suicidekidz100]

Best comic in the world

[MattTakkkkk]

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[Muyomi]

ffffffuuuuuuuu 

[ToXiCHDPS3]

Haha my name is eric :)

[TheNBCproductions]

joe.. eat a bag of shit u cunt face... i ate joes pussy

[tobiojo10]

thumbs up if you watched michael buffer say "Let's Get Ready to Rumble" after watching this

[lxscrdv]

"Sunshine or Battery" ....

[Syeal7]

In Sweden there's actually a law for names. For example batman is forbidden.

[chichigirrl2]

@Syeal7

what would happen if you name your kid batman?

[Syeal7]

@chichigirrl2 What would happen? It would just not be accepted by the authorities. Every single person that lives in Sweden are registrated. You have your own personal number and informations about your age, phone number, family and adress are open to the public. Wanna stalk someone, come to this country...

[ItsameAlex]

@Syeal7

why?

[McFisticuffs]

Related story: since one Japanese word can have many different meanings depending on the characters (called Kanji) it's written in, some parents used to name their kids things like "Pikachu" or "Eclair" and get away with it by using different Kanji. Except one guy in the late 90's was told he couldn't name his son "Akuma," because Akuma can only be written one way... and it means "Evil Demon."

[andysmooth1]

Whats your name?

Joe

Eat a bag of shit cunt face

[ambersocialbutterfly]

PNSNDLTN 

[northernvoxmedia]

3 people are called ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff­ffffffffff

[neeleonhelemaalniet]

Theo Maassen did it.

[FunkehhxPunkehh]

PPNNNSSNGGLLTNN. 

[NESherv]

Ladiesandgentlemen, PLEASE!

[assman1245]

ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff­fff, go clean your room

[Zeetermin]

For some reason Louis CK reminds me a bit of George Carlin, I like this guy

[dylasauruswrecks]

PNSNDLTN

[RJCunningham]

@dylasauruswrecks hahaha, awesome

[DragonsREpic]

@dylasauruswrecks i wish i could say 1 word from a vid and get 153 thumps up

[SockMyDink]

@DragonsREpic I wish you could spell "thumbs", you dumb illiterate asshole

[LawsonComedy]

Ok, this video is about Louis CK's amazing stand up, not about some shitty war b/t louis and dane that doesn't even exist. Just watch the video, laugh, and shut the fuck up.

[Xfire258]

God people. Stop comparing everybody to Dane Cook!! He's a comedian, Louis CK is a comedian. They do the same things and they make people laugh. They get paid for what they do and they leave people happy. Being a comedian isn't about who's funnier, it's about making people laugh and both comedians do that! How old are we people? Grow up

[NJnaturalBB]

@Xfire258 Its like comparing movies.. like wtf? Theres so many different tastes and styles of comedy, its almost impossible to compare comedians, except everyone knows Carlos Mencia steals jokes, and is terrible.

[supu6]

@Xfire258 "Stop being a faggot!" - What Louis C.K. would say to you.

[chris8680]

you know you're a good comedian when you can get away with blatantly calling someone in the front row an "asshole" for no apparent reason. That must've felt so awesome for Louie, because Eric really looked like an asshole.

[VanishingAce]

I liked Dane Cook, then I turned 7.

[Nari0able]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Ok if anyone can explain to me how Dane cook stole this PLEASE do! the only thing Ive seen him take is the idea, and what the fuck? Maybe they just both had the same idea... ever thought that? i mean there are BILLIONS of things to make jokes about, i mean what are the odds? Dear god! Mature comedy is so uptight it makes me embarrassed.

[DJFighting]

WTF stop comparing anybody to dane cook hes not even top 5 comedians watch hbo or comedy central standup once in awhile

[EGarrett01]

Pnsdltn!

[SkeksisRule]

"line from video"

[rockerseven]

@SkeksisRule omg i love that quote!!!

[DragonsREpic]

@SkeksisRule hu?

[TurtlesinParadise]

@SkeksisRule "equally funny line from video that challenges your top comment status"

[donkeykong8u]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFFFFFFFFF go clean your room :|

[Nuther10cents]

battery

[Black0psPenguin]

Lol...Dane Cook didn't steal this joke. That's like saying Cheez Its stole Cheese Nip's product or vice-versa (not gunna do the research to find out who came first). There is a similarity between the jokes (the jokes are about kid's names after all); however, beyond that the jokes have their own material.

I do prefer Louis CK over Dane Cook but the only reason people don't like Dane Cook is because he is seriously over-rated compared to other comics.

[07foxmulder]

@Black0psPenguin i actually looked this video up to see if people were still being morons fighting over louis ck and dane cook... yup, you morons are still cunt faces.

[Iamkiwikun]

If Dane cook and Louis C.K. were philosophers Louis would so win. =D

[84hotshot84]

good to hear you like Dane Cooks butter

[skycvg]

Louis is ok, i like dane cook butter because he kinda tkaes these jokes and makes them way funnier

[JD0x0]

Top comics (no particular order)

Louis CK

David Cross

Dave Attell

Dave Chappel

Louis Black

Pablo Fransisco

Gabriel Iglasias

[xXNightXxXManXx]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFFF go clean your room. LMFAO

[chadwick0091]

Dane Cook > Louis CK

[JD0x0]

@chadwick0091 are you retarded? I mean seriously... Thats the only way what you just said could even be moderately exceptable. The only people who think Dane cook is actually funny is dumbass 14 year olds that dont know any better.

[chadwick0091]

@JD0x0 Umm, no, I'm not retarded. I'm a 19-year-old college student so I'm not a 14-year-old who doesn't know any better...and it's an opinion dude, calm down. oh ya, btw...it's *ACCEPTABLE* not "exceptable"...who's the dumbass now?

[prfcttmng]

@chadwick0091 you're retarded.

[prfcttmng]

@chadwick0091 Someone named Chad would think that, wouldn't they?

[chadwick0091]

@prfcttmng whatever that means....???

[2MUCHGAMEBIZ]

we named our kids SEXXY, NATORIOUS, and ADMYRE...no laws lol yea it has worked out great for them though

[2MUCHGAMEBIZ]

we named our kids SEXXY, NATORIOUS, and ADMYRE...no laws lol yea it has worked out great for them though

[crypto6496]

PNCNDLCN!!!! thats gonna b my kids name

[DarkKnightBob1o1]

Louis CK is a standard stand up comedian, i.e. great observationalist.

Dane cook is someone who simply repeats random phrases and tricks people into thinking that somehow these are observations about the world.

"wow isn't green a GREAT colour?" fucking idiot.

[gulfmen86]

Cant.Stop.Watching.Help.ME

[UNIZEN]

"LMFAO!!!! " Eric you fucking asshole....

[sunshinebattery]

This is where my username came from. :)

[asshatnowhere159]

pnsldntn!

[weda0604]

Sunshine or Battery or whatever. lol

[jace140490]

he said c*nt face!!! hahahahaha what an arsehole he stole my word

[707Mendo]

LOL!!!

[ShayAllison]

haha fuck dane cook...i can't fucking stand him, Louis C.K is tha shit!!

[vinvevanneer]

i like both

[4SCARECROWS]

I heard on the news a while back that some parents wanted to name their kid, 4-Real. But a court said they had to change it to Four-Real.

[ForceRecon198]

I think the world would be a better place if Louis CK was president rather than Bush or Obama. I'm just saying... I would elect him.

[k9usmc1]

Sorry to say, it's all about presentation, and this guy just doesn't have "it". Oh and I think Dane Cook is pretty funny, and I do watch quite a bit of stand up, so maybe you shouldn't generalize melmes :)

[Jsnowboard]

@k9usmc1 you can watch all the stand up in the world, doesnt mean your taste is very good.

[k9usmc1]

@Jsnowboard-You're absolutely correct, so does that mean that yours is? The point was to say that I watch a lot of stand up and still think Dane Cook is ok, unlike what that Melmes said. It wasn't to say that I have the best taste in stand-up comedy. My apologies if that was misconstrued.

[thecompton01]

@k9usmc1 What a very polite reply. You have established yourself as much nicer than 98% of the people online. People are such dicks online because they know it's totally anonymous and they can't get their ass kicked for anything, so they just say whatever mean thing they can come up with with five seconds consideration. Dane Cook does suck, and you are probably the smartest member of his audience, but way to be an ok person.

[k9usmc1]

@thecompton01 - If that was sarcasm, then I like it. If not, then thank you. :)

[thecompton01]

@k9usmc1 I know it's hard to convey that I'm really not being sarcastic over text, but I really am serious. Not many people on youtube have any sense of polity, and I really do appreciate the people that can take rudeness and be nice. I'm trying to learn from your example because usually I take the bait.

[k9usmc1]

@thecompton01- Thank you! Now, if all coversations on the internet could be like this, the web would be a wonderful place :)

[RockabillyJuggalette]

whats your name? Joe? Eat a bag of sht cnt face. lol

[SuGaaSwag17]

LOL LAUGHING FOR 20 FLIPPING MINUTUES OMG LAAAADDIES ANDD GENTELMEN PLEASE!

[carlosHjrzz]

"eat a bag of shit cuntface" lolololololol!!!!

[LoNxBIGxAFRICAN]

ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff­fffffffffffff......go clean your room

[kingsisland48]

Eric, you're a fuckin' ass hole! My name's Eric and I died with laughter!!!!

Pnsdltn!

Seriously though, there should be laws. I have heard some terrible names and I always wonder if the parents were being serious or if they were just hoping their kid would get beaten up.