Skyrim - J'zargo away!

[Fartingkid2k9]

I must go, for my planet needs me.

[bozkatinator]

LOL THIS CRACKED ME UP!!!

[TheLaquidara]

Oh J'zargo, you're only second to Ajira and M'aiq the Liar as my favorite Khajiit.

[HALOWARS2714]

J'zargo is not here right now he is awayyyyyyyyyyy...please leave a message after the awayyyyyyyyyyy

[xxxCrackerJack501xxx]

they always land on there feet...

[sajpaj67]

I have a friend named Joe Zargo. When I played skyrim for the first time, this cracked me up lmao!

[StiffThumbs]

J'zargo: I must go. My people need me.

[XFallingDeeper4U]

XDDD

[monkeywithamelon]

Rainbow escapes J'zargo's rear end and the words 'nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan' are heard as he flies off into the distance and towards the College...

[DarkAgent747]

Swampy, AWAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!!!

J'zargo, AWAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!!!

[MattWearyVideos]

Don't worry. He'll land on his feet :)

[maple200500]

This made me laugh, a lot. XD

[HomepagesWorld]

ha!!!

[Macder10]

Elder scroll 6 J`Zargo: I remeber someone shouted me from a mountain in skyrim i was loucky i was a mage and healed all my bones..Do you know him he turned out to be the dragonborn :D

[Dimebag204]

Hmmm, interesting ;)

[HedgehoggingItAllUp]

J'zargo...

[gamezonethegamersway]

ELDER SCROLLS 6:

J'zargo... DISABLED!

[The4clowncorp]

i'll see you in elder scrolls 6

[TheKPOPSwag]

J'zargo's road will lead him to cold snow, rocks and the crunching of bones. :( Good thing he's a mage -- healing is needed ASAP.

[matthias18aTds]

<HOLY ;;;;;IT IS SO FUNNY AND WELL DONE

[vnom84]

Next Elder Scrolls game: J'zargo finally becomes Arch Mage and uses his newfound magical prowess to simultaneously sodomize everyone in Skyrim.

[Mandalorian92]

@vnom84 Genius

[9980BOYD]

that is to funny i have watched this video 4 times and it still makes ma laugh

[RavenNight577]

@9980BOYD pshh, thats nothing, ive watched it way more time than that and its still funny. The sad thing is, i showed this to my friend, she "didnt get it" i was like what is there not to get?

[XxdiebythebladexX]

that was funny , and j'zargo says his name too much

[TheTKDperson]

poor j'zargo :( does this actually work?

[dc110574]

@TheTKDperson lol ya but u can't kill him if u do that :D

[MrHame109]

@TheTKDperson No i think it was the youtuber that made the..... wait for it....

Away!

[ultimateninjamastah]

J'zargo should get his own spin-off.

[TheManerky]

You will burn in hell for killing J'zargo.

[HeLLzKiLLa99]

Lmfao

[nyagam]

haha I LOVE SKYRIM!!

[XxEpicSaucexX]

One time i saw him in the college, he was casting a flame spell (the weakest one) and he was like:

I'm gonna get the expert destruction before you. Then I demonstrated my fireball spell on him.

[ThePantherguy62]

umm... oh aaah ya my people are idiots.

[Spore6001]

One time i found J'zargo dead outside the College, never found out what killed him. I stripped him of his armour and put in a slouched pose in the magical pool thing just outside the college. Now he forever sleeps in the magical jacuuzi.

[BenSapphire2011]

No, it's...

"J'Zargo...

AWAAAAAYY!!!!"

[SonicxRulez131]

J'zatgo is blasting off agaiinnnnnnnnn!!!

[MattWearyVideos]

J'zargo will send you to hell for that

[royxzkiexxx]

5 bucks he still landed on his feet. anyone up for a bet?

[asentic277]

@royxzkiexxx well i bet.......100 septims......oh, yea hot wheels beat that!

[Enjoilove1123]

I've watched this about 20 times now.



[Nathmaghinay]

Really? J'zargo was having such fun. aahh well, back to the college then. J'zargo AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYY....

whats funny is that if you climbed back down, he would've still been alive.

[dc110574]

lololol awaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy­y

[Zknl]

I dont think i've learned that shout yet...

[UnsubscribeableOne]

YOU BASTARD!!!

[SoldierSaint91]

plz tell me u dubbed that xD

[ImTellingOnYoo]

That's some good comedy lol

[soulsil11]

was expecting huge dislike lol

[MadmanGoneMad2012]

then jzargo realized he fell from the wrong side of the mountain so he had to walk 10 times longer to reach winterhold xD

[yoda23q]

Y PEOPLE DISLIKE GOD DAMN IT! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[VaativonRagnas]

I must go, Elsweyr needs me

[darkk4t4n4]

I love j'zargo =)

i though you where gonna be mean, but i fell of my chair of laugher XD

[DerMelonenKuchen]

J'zargo - the new Khajit-Gay-Superhero !!!

[AnonymousWG]

L.O.L.

[DarkeyBrando]

I still think the funny part of this video is J'zargo's ragdoll when he takes the Fus Ro Dah on his face.

[AzNgiftedkid]

Press 7 for J'zargo away.

[zx9mike1]

j'zargo awayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yy!!!...

[1xxreerxx1]

next time watch him fall would be funnier

still funny though

[Falllingmoon]

I laughed way to hard!

[JackMac330]

Thats my new ringtone.

[BobleHead2008]

The only bad thing about being a khajiit is the tail sticks out of all your armor and dosent waggle when you kill a giant.

[pieman5ooo]

@BobleHead2008 waggle? lol.

[BobleHead2008]

@pieman5ooo ...yes

[saucydog118]

Silly J'zargo. The College is that way.

[XboxLiveSpartan001]

I... i dont understand

[SlyKittyable]

Press 7 for repeat

[Digger843ASXM]

He was one of my best followers, sadly he died in a dungeon and I couldn't have a proper burial for him :(

RIP J'zargo

[jman10trex]

@Digger843ASXM so why did you kill him

[Digger843ASXM]

@jman10trex I didn't, he died during the healing process, which sometimes kills the follower :/

[Oldgregg34]

lolololololooololoooooolololol­ololololololololololoololololo­lololololololololololololololo­lol

[Da12Watch4]

If any of you would be so kind to watch my first video thx in advance. peace.

[ToastiLP]

hueeeeyyyy

[hungrydarkness]

J'zargo must have seen this video and disliked it

[PNHPP]

J'Zargo just wants to be like swampy...

[TheBlackDragon277]

I must go now my planet needs me.. xD

[LuckyLoptev]

Jzargo awaaaaaaaaaaaaay! is my new catch phrase

[TTGSh4d0wC0nfl1ct]

This is why I'm a khajiit

[imran8206]

You will find J'Zargo still alive.... cats fall with it's feet

[Hisworld1234]

@imran8206 i think someone taped some buttered toast to his back, just so he would die

[WSongWriter]

And not a single dislike was given that day.

[AmunRa1]

I must go now, my cat people need me.

[ap2pat]

EPIC

LMFAO

[IceCreamAndBullets]

press 6 FTW

[FPSsniper14]

J'zargo is my companion

my Lydia was beaten to death by giants :)

[00TheHunterGame00]

@FPSsniper14

i killed her to get the armor xD

where can you actually find j'zargo ? at the college ?

[Teego90]

@00TheHunterGame00 why did you do that !?!? that armor its easy to get!!

[00TheHunterGame00]

@Teego90

that's her problem. 

[FPSsniper14]

@00TheHunterGame00 Yeah you find him and talk to him and he will give a mission to you. Btw dont give J'zargo a sword because he uses magic only

[klee8222]

bahahaha

[D0OMZDAYZ]

OMFG CAN'T BREATH XD

[DzanVanDamn]

Weeeee

[MrMaximus554]

What mountain is that?

[FInhemuli]

Cats land on their feet : D

[GoldenSharkz]

i love it how he said it in a calm way :P

[cheesecake13448]

one time i was playing and i found jzargo in the room with my wife (dont ask) and then i told him to leave and then he said really J'Zargo was having such fun and i was like WTF!!!!!!!!!

[Thedoomdude100]

@cheesecake13448 When you say don't ask people might ask more so what where you doing with your wife?

[SpyGuysX]

@cheesecake13448 cats have barbed penis, sorry he ruined your wife.

[Ellsior]

@SpyGuysX Omg I love you in the least homosexual way possible

[argnyne]

I must go now, my home planet needs me.

[cuzgandalfgothigh99]

@argnyne how is elsweyr a planet? :P

[ArkAngel1176]

Swampy Awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyy

[slumadoo12]

@ArkAngel1176 ha ha fumblmores brother

[hujuanjia]

J'zargo Awaaaaaaaaaay!!!

[Supah892]

hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahah­ahah fricken funny as hell

[Lpoolboy]

HAHAHA BRILLIANT

I watched this video cos I sacrificed him to boethieath. I am the arch-mage, not you bitch!

[fabiosacchirodrigues]

I came here expecting bad.

I found good.

brb laughing my ass off.

[irsunshine49]

HAHAH i have him follow me around too :D

[tilen970]

Most epic thing I've ever heard. I am thinking to buy a kitty in rl

[themen215]

j`zargo away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[breakdking]

I must go, my people need me!

[5janix]

can you resurrect jzargo ?

[kennyb0801]

@KaoronofHearts I think you can I'm a Khajit and I married a Nord just

1.Set a Wedding in Riften in the temple of mara

2. Do the person you want to marry's mini quest

3. Then go check he/she out

*Note You'll need the Amulet Of Mara

[JML391]

@kennyb0801 He meant you can't marry any Khajits in the game. 

[KoronofHearts]

@kennyb0801 Khajiit players can marry, but there are no Khajiit in-game that can be married.

[WhiteShadow9100]

lol that was sooo freakin funny!!!! XD

[MrBeanbrain]

Hmmmm isn't it dogs that always land on there feet case if so J'Zargo is screwed

[TheHolySpark]

@MrBeanbrain

lol it's the other way around.

[TheJuniorMassacre]

@MrBeanbrain, i dont know but he has 9 lives so it's all good

[ozzAR0th]

@TheJuniorMassacre I find that offensive, my name is Do'skarr and I'm a khajiit, you don't know anything about my race *sobs in corner

[bazzieboy]

@ozzAR0th Wouldn't that make you J'do'skarr?? Just sayin' :D!

[ozzAR0th]

@bazzieboy no no no, the J' means a bachelor, Do' means warrior, I looked up the prefixes

[xXLDeusXx]

WINGS OF JUSTICE!!

*awaaaaaayyyy*

[Handitar]

Oh my God, I want to marry him. I would create a Khajiit just to do so if I could.

[silas123781]

@Handitar it's impossible to marry a khajiit, but i agree with you. it should be allowed

[KoronofHearts]

@Handitar Nah, sorry, for some reason he won't marry. There's no marry-able Khajiit i nthe game. And race doesn't matter.

[MrMeddyman]

@KoronofHearts There is one male Khajiit you can marry actually...I forget his name but he isn't a follower and he is hard to find. No Khajiit females though

[Eaxero]

I love this.

[FreshMoney84psn]

LOL, that is just too funny. But really...J'zargo is the best comp in Skyrim. Who wouldn't want a furry sidekick?

[Stealthsuit07]

@FreshMoney84psn I don't care much for furries, but J'zargo has serious swag.

[Chebmeh]

@FreshMoney84psn I dunno, man. Quite partial to Derkeethus, here.

[DANGERMARIO916]

XDDDDDDDDDDD

[xartux]

Awaaaaaay xD