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  • I thought this was genius

  • Sounds like Old Greg

  • This video cheers me up whenever I watch it. Megan's a funny gal, her tweets make me smile.  All the haters can just FUUUUUUUUUUCK OOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFF. Thanks!

  • This chicks a fat bimbo..

  • This is lame.

    

  • 1:28 OPRAH!!

  • wtaf

  • I love when people are offended by "jokes." I have one for you that's pretty offensive: What's sadder than 8 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 8 dumpsters. I have a pet and I can still laugh at this video!

  • this kitty wants to say POTATOOE!

  • OMG I so wanted Sarah McLanhlan but I was told she had been adopted already...So ill just take the check with the thing on her neck!!!

  • SMAAAWL DAWWG!

  • so hilarious!!

  • hahahhaa This is so awesome

  • Paula Deen???

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You are seriously one of the funniest people ever. I follow you on Twitter, Tumblr and here. You are so damn funny, I literally crack up at like everything you post. Like I break in half.

  • LOL.

  • @newyawker78 Is it weird that I thought that too? Megan Amram needs to get on SNL. Pronto.

  • sounds like the target lady from SNL.

  • I personally believe this video is hilarious. I am so sick of this commercial. 

  • It's this the Target Lady from SNL?

  • EVERYONE WHO IS CRITIZING ME LEAVE ME ALONE!!! My phone auto corrected me

  • Hilarity, my boyfriend and I watched Halloween last night and made jokes about it in this voice the whole time. @helicopterraids you spelled fucking wrong and I'm a little offended that your username has aids in it. I think that is a little insensitive.

  • @zstoltzner the things i wrote piss you off because you know what i wrote was directed at people like you

  • You are a fucking loon and need to get mental help. This lady is nuts, dislike her videos

  • a woman (the upoloader of this video) makes a video patronizing people for rescuing animals from abusive people that hurt animals.

    what kind of self loathing peace of shit woman makes a video like that? i can expect it from a man, because men are fuckheads - but a woman? she needs her fuckign head checked. oh shit - what kind of scumbag guys does she try and date?

  • @helicopterraids i think you need to calm the fuck down and stop acting as though this is a personal attack on you.

  • @Quailtooben its not an attack on me, its an attack on people with a sense of morals that all violence on the defenseless - animal or human. It just that I take people that make excuses for the types of people that engage in child and animal abuse as associates of these types of people.

    this is the few video on youtube since watching on 2006 that ive found a whole hate of animal haters/abusers in one place. Its a smorgasbord of creeps

  • @helicopterraids i never said it was an attack on you. i said you were acting like it was an attack on you. also you need to realize that people are going to do whatever the fuck they want to and no matter how much you protest, they're still going to do it. i think you should stop wasting your time here.

  • Oh my god wait I'm actually crying of laughter. This woman's humor is profound.

  • I only watched a part of the video but i always took 's Sarah McLachlan's voice and words as sarcasm - as if she was pretending to talk "like" an animal abuser.. doing a poor job of it because it didn't come across well.

    ill have to google Sarah McLachlan's and find out if she is an animal abuser or a person involved in rescuing the animals - if she rescues animals it will confirm my suspicions she was paradoy'ing the mindset of abusers and it was a horrible attempt of it.

  • @helicopterraids I checked her Linked in. It said she was lead animal abuser from 2005-2007 at crushdogs Inc. Take that as you will.

  • @elsakoo

    i googled her name and all i could find was info on a canadian singer and actress. i gogoled crushdogs inc and all i found was WoW guilds. I assumed that seeming that she had her name printed on the title of the video that she must be well known enough to be id'd by her name.

    and also, i cant watch the video anyway, too horrible, and it makes me angry. and her voice is horrible. can somebody give more info as to who this Sarah McLachlan is.

  • @helicopterraids She must have deleted her page because I too would be ashamed if I abused animals as a job. Apparently the meat tastes better when the animals are abused, so they can charge more for the sausages. Dogs and cats go to these shelters when they escape or are rescued from the factories.

  • @elsakoo i think on further examination its a big trick - when you look at "angel" SPCA you do find Sarah - a canadian singer singing a song she wrote called angel that was written espeically for the pupose.

    the voice on this video is not Sarah after all - the word ORIGINAL in the video is deliberately misleading. it appears that its done by people that are against the "society of the prevention of cruelty to animals".. now, what kind of people hate "animal lovers?"

  • @elsakoo have you ever abused animals before? and do people that dedicate their lives to protecting animals from abusers annoy you?

    its ok to admit this - like its just a simple admission you can make on youtube. in your answer don't mention kill shelters" because i already know you hate kill shelters.

  • Animal abuse isn't funny...

  • McLachlan's (Amram's) finest work ever. Who are all these bitchs disliking this? Dumb ignorant people: If you do not know the genius of Amram, check out the tumblr and the twitter machines. Be educated.

  • That voice makes my butt laugh. What's that smell?

  • The fuck is this?

  • Interesting how the overwhelming majority of the people bashing this video don't know how to spell.

  • You guys suck. I hate you for spoofing this video. I am going to find your pets and steal them. Go die in a whole.

  • @Tagzard in a whole what? As opposed to a partial?

  • @Tagzard "Go die in a whole" hahaha, so you enjoy her commercials?

  • @Tagzard "Go die in a whole"? really? Do I have to die in the whole hole or will half the hole get the job done?

  • dogs and cats and sarah McLachlan are so cute I want them all!

  • this is disgusting. I suggest you get a life. Not only is this video revolting but honey, you aren't funny. Leave comedy for the professionals.

  • You're sick and not even funny. Your accent is terrible and I can't even understand you. Get a life and leave ABUSED animals alone. Your parents must HATE you. Reallly? "My face tasts like a pizza" is not funny at all. You're retarded and not funny the least bit. Ps I can't tell weather you're a boy or girl man. You have vocal issues.

  • @hunnybunnylps why do you need to be able to tell if it's a boy or a girl; it's the internet. Megan Amram is the internet. 

  • @hunnybunnylps Weird, I can't tell if you're a boy or a girl either.

  • to "manufacturedtocomply"..sir,an­ytime you get to TN in the Kingston area....let me know. and well you get the rest. besides,be a good dirtbag and inhale deeply on a exhaust pipe of your favorite vehicle..and you know you will since you are...unMANUFACTUREDTOCOMPLY.

  • @simmons381 Got him

  • This is Great!

  • @JesusPaid4You completely erroneous statement

  • who cares

  • @zenmaster666 ..... go hang yourself, you shallow fucking bitch.

  • @megadethifyify lol government security forces in syria torture kids to death, and im shallow cus im not crying cus some1 found some stray cat?

  • @zenmaster666 when you use that "syrian gov kills kids" excuse on an animal cruelty video it just doesnt wash., Its like you are saying you have greater morals cos you "care about humans and dont give a fuck about animals".

    rarely do people that say this really give a fuck about humans anyway. their human compassion is really just a smokescreen to cover the fuck they just dont give a fuck about animal abuse, period.

  • @helicopterraids i suggest u watch the video that shows a child that had his face cut off by the syrian government. then u probably wouldnt care so much that some1 found a stray car either.

  • @zenmaster666 That is the dumbest thing I have ever read in the comments section of a YT video. I don't know what made you want to put that on here, but really? I will EMAIL YOU A SENSE OF HUMOR. No lie.

    Don't try and spread that stupid nonsense. You can't achieve, at any level at all, AT ALL, any good from spreading that kind of nonsense.

    For real, what's your email?

  • @zenmaster666 oh mate im an animal LOVER.. hate animal abusers. but i dotn have to choose. in april 2004 i watched a "nepalese aid worker beheading video" which showed the nepalese man wimpering "no no no" as the MUSLIMS slowly cut his head off and danced with it with 'allah akabars'. then they put his head on the ground and it looked like it moved. I never got over it and loathe and spit on muslims ever since.

    still hate animal abusers and animal cruelty though- just as much.

  • @zenmaster666 I just saw that. He's actually a teenager, but that's irrespective.  It's still one of the most shocking things I've seen all year :/

  • @YoungKauri theres a vid of a sniper in the syrian army shooting kids playing in the street aswell

  • @zenmaster666 Yeah, it's a fucking disgrace. Whichever side of the story you believe, whether you think it's Mossad or just Assad, it's still human beings murdering each other and blood spilt on the Holy Land. These are the end times, kids. Hang on to your hats!

  • personally i hate sarah mclachlan but to take what is a plea to help abused animals and make a decidedly childish and kind of mean parody of it is just asinine. maybe meganamram should stop for a moment and think about what he/she is doing and instead of wasting time and effort on this crap, perhaps donate time at a shelter to help these animals rather than mock them.

  • @MrROCKNROLLHERE AGREED 100%

  • in the tags it says oprah

  • "I'M MORGAN FREEEEEEEEEMAN"

  • 775 don't understand.

  • The only reason any of you know that there is anything wrong with most of these animals, perhaps aside from the ones that had visible physical issues, is that you've been told so. If you strip away the fact that you've been conditioned to pity all of these animals, if this was not a TV commercial about abused animals, you would have no reason to be offended. And you still don't, if not for having been conditioned and manipulated.

  • @manufacturedtocomply go cry for palestine u idiot

  • @helicopterraids What the fuck are you yammering on about, pea-brained blithering child-man.

  • @manufacturedtocomply why dont you comply with some "cry for palestine" and cry your puny heart out faggot. I bet thats the shit you eat up. Dont lecture other people on "manufactured to comply" bullshit because i bet you got Palestine up your asshole.

  • What retard took a serious video and turned it into this?

  • AHAHAH AMRAM, THIS IS YOUR BEST WORK.

  • dude go fuk urself this is sad you dumb ass bitch dont ever post a video again

  • if you're going to make fun of something serious, do it well. Or just stop your pathetic attempt at comedy and don't do it at all.

  • @goopipoopie You tell em' anonymous Youtuber!!!

  • you know this bitch thats doing this little fucked up video....i just wish i could get her to fall off a cliff. there is a special place in hell that i think just suits her fine. and if it dont...TO FUCK"N BAD!!

  • @simmons381 How 'bout you do it yourself, fuckin' tough guy. Let's see yer balls.

  • This is my favorite video on the internet. My best friend and I just spent 2 hours talking like this. 

  • Watching this video fly over so many heads...

  • It's really fucked up what these animals are doing to themselves just to get on TV. And it's worse than doing a reality show. It's not even a credited role on a real show, it's just a few frames in an infomercial for nostalgia CDs from Lilith Faire bands. They'll probably enter these as credits on IMDB anyway. Fucking idiots. Extras. Go back to holding, you don't have an agent.

  • Cats make such good target practice

  • someones

  • some trying to pass for angels.

  • yes, here in florida a lot of animal cruelty, for the humans animals, look like the planet of the apes.all the races are animal humans actually.

  • @mrgangelino So are you illiterate or just like a 6 year old?

  • Wonder how many people will see this video after searching "oprah"

  • this shit is not funny these animles are hurt she is a sun of a bitch goto hell

  • i came back to watch this again just for sarah mclachlan

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  • i'd say you're gonna go to hell for this, but the devil hates funny shit. seriously, that guy has, like, NO sense of humor. much like many people commenting here.

  • I dont get it :/

  • holy shit guys calm down. it's not serious. and stop calling in about sara mclachlan.

  • WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS WEIRDO DOING?!

  • Generic animal cruelty videos are always like this (minus the annoying voice)

    Just because theres a video of a cat with only one eye, doesn't mean anything, what they are doing, is fitting their oppinions to some random footage of someones pet.

    Maybe the cat got caught on a wire.. Maybe the dog got ran over by a car..

    Ofcourse there are evil scumbag petowners, but joining BCSPCA.ca will change nothing.

    Some kind of pet ownership test might work, or maybe some laws needs changing.

  • god wtf is that voice. its not funny

  • she think the voice is really funny.. But really its not.

  • wow at these comments, did everyone on youtube take a bunch of emo pills or something

  • The Creator is watching over them and all pets.

  • A bullet would be alot cheaper

  • Call me sadistic…but this is amazing.

  • what the hell is this

  • you are so stupid u shod be arrested you need to stop harrasing dogs u are a stupid cat lady u know that right!!!!!!!!

  • @EmilyAnn61 Damn your stupid.. next time engange your sarcasm control device before commenting.

  • I always wondered what the dumbest video on youtube could be. My search is over.

  • If this is your campaign video you have my vote. Amram 2012

  • @Bailey447878 You're so right! Megan Amram should stop sucking the bone marrow out of kittens after she stomps them to death! I, like you Bailey447878, have completely eliminated my sense of humor as well as emotions in order to live a cleaner existence. The next stop is for me to add a bunch of random ass numbers to the end of my YouTube username. Hail Satan

  • @Bailey447878 Oh noes! The internet police will be right on it! ROFL

  • @Bailey447878 NOPE

  • @Bailey447878 HAHAHAHAHHAHA its the internet. no such things as feelings

  • I hate Sarah McLachlan. Stupid name. Stupid commercials. I love animals though!

  • T.T i hope karma gets you in the ass !

  • Can I adopt meganamram?

  • SMAWLL DAWG

  • We animal lovers need more people like you and your team well done.

  • If my parents don't play this at my funeral, my life will have been wasted. I love it! And I love you too, Megan Amram!

  • Inbred faggot.

  • I cried...from laughing

  • Dude this is nothing to make fun about

  • haahahahahahhahhahaahhahahahha­ha

  • 1:11

  • wait, so did the cat ever get to say "potato"? :(

  • Wow just wow -_- shame

  • Wow im a neo-nazi and im pretty fucking offended by this video. Shame on you.

    9/11 was an inside job

    Ron paul

    The NWO

    Skyrim

    Minecraft

    etc etc

  • You almost sound like the "Tuuurget Lady" as performed by Kristen Wiig on SNL...

  • YOU A**HOLE!!! ANIMAL CRUELTY IS NOT A JOKE! >:[

  • You guys just don't get it.

  • kassem this is awful

  • Kassem wtf did you smoke you cock suckign son of a bitch

  • megan amram for president

  • Genius.

  • 99% of the commentary doesn't even have to do with animal abuse, or even anything that's happening in this video. Ergo, all of you who are CAPS LOCK OFFENDED are CAPS LOCK RETARDED.

  • i bet you had more fun making this than i did watching it lol.

  • What a huge b****!

  • Where is the nearest taco bell? Is it actually a "bell"?

  • and your mom loves me tell her i had a great time last night and tell her same time tommarow

  • great trollolololsol

    

  • the title of this vid is so approps

  • Waste of space

  • I love you, Amram.

  • wtf kassemg??

  • Pitchy

  • IM YELLING ON THE INTERNET

  • @meganamram i luh u

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  • CTFUUU LMFAOOOO DYINGGG

  • @meganamram you are one stupid bitch

  • Someone should prank and say they want to adopt Sarah, upload a video about it! Thumbs up so someone can see it and do it!

  • Megan Amram is much funnier than abused dogs. Except the one at :27, who was a part of the famous Aristorcrats act in the Fifties. Now THAT's comedy.

  • This is funny, and that's how I know what time it is.

  • God I just wanna fuck you so hard while you scream to me in that goddamn sexy voice of yours.

  • What the fuck did I see just now? This is not funny at all, why would you make fun of something like that?

  • i love you

  • Okay, seriously, what the fuck was that?

  • i find that voice acting annoying