Fart Invention from American Inventor

[souldk]

youtube allows crappy uploads ?? now ive seen everything .. apart from the weird side of youtube :P dark stuff man dark stuff

[logik316]

I think it's a pretty decent idea. I can't count the number of times I've walked past somebody's office cubicle, and it smelled like somebody took a shit in there. Maybe he just needs to also invent a type of underwear with a pocket in the back you can insert it into, just so you can't feel the pad and it doesn't wander around under you.

[RLClyrics]

why not convert it into a scented filter , as soon as you fart it will smell like roses

[du6167]

There is actually a product like this. Only it's like 2cm long and works as a bandaid.

[TheDreReichDude]

Funny vid, too bad the sound quality is so poor. Nice tuba accompanyment, BTW!

[iworkforme]

women would buy it as readily as tampons. guys, where i work just let er rip and the worst one wins the best in cl ass. It's called payback for yesterday.

[TapasBarAmsterdam]

I use clapping or coughing... waaaay cheaper

[shlokda]

What aliens made the device you're using to record this audio?

[cafehc]

@shlokda LOL

[junkyturd]

I like the smell of my farts! Like stew!

[xGibsonx]

146 people don't have gas.

[fLRedSpade]

that girl judge needs to stop making retarted faces

[LaaaMaZ]

yea nice job with the sound!!

[luckynumber58]

great sound quality

[LancePoint9]

can he add a silencer or exhaust pipe

[DodecahedronHead]

Just take a damn dryer sheet and use it as a manpon!

[Innize]

I wonder how many farts this guy had to smell to test his product.

[goldensloth7]

Oh my god, I had this exact idea! I'm serious! I think the marketing would be tricky however... I wish people on airplanes had these.

[Rawk4Life]

This invention might work for people who only do silent farts. But, there's no guarantee that there is anyone in the world that has ever had a lifetime of silent methane release.

[ShinyToyGuns101]

lol the audio sounds like some distorted robot from Transformers..

[retrovertigoes]

Nice job on uploading something nearly inaudible!

[DarkSectorMaster]

just have it cover up the sound and it could work

[greyvulc]

epic IRL troll is epic

[heypeople123]

LMAOOO!

[McKye1]

mars base is sending transmissions on the same feed

[AquaInertia]

audio encoded at 1kbps

[luvUtube247]

ROFLMAOOO, THAT HILARIOUS

I laughed so hard I pissed my pants, does he have an invention for spontanous pissing yourself?

LMAO

[DougJokester]

was this filmed underwater or something?

[Zeeboe]

I need one of those.

[TimpBizkit]

It's easy to cover up a fart with a cough, see Peter Griffin from Family Guy for a demonstration

[puffadderbite]

even if its a good idea and works,do u really think that American Inventor wants the winner to be in the fart department??great for the cover of the Newspaper!!.Xtra Xtra!! read all about it!! .Fart Invention wins American Inventor!! they put him on the show for exposure and comedy.

[max8987]

@puffadderbite

Why did this man get a -1? he speaks the pure truth. Xtra!: This show is not about inventors, but about ratings, and a fart winner will make a mockery of simon cowell who i think prodouched this.

[crazydyke]

sound quality ruined this. vid 1 star

[Joeschmo8725]

I think its a good idea there will always be fat people

[hisssyffffit]

Worst audio I've ever heard on a vid, why?

[TheNewVideos]

well the invention would not be used by many, but some people have very very bad fart smell so they really would love this. stupid american jury

[johuotar]

Yup!

[MakingLove80]

QUALITY = SHITMOTHERFUCKERBITCH

1 star

[kibadanghi]

tuba music for that product was solid gold

[StanleyAdams]

id think for those clean cut hollywood metrosexual types, it'd be a great invention but then again, those type of people can also be really smug and enough the smell of their own farts.

[RoyalMessup]

i once had the nastiest sbd fart in high school, i wish i had something like that.

[PiranhaJaw22]

audio sucks

[GranulatedStuff]

pffff... he didnt invent this....This has been available for ages in Japan.

[RichoRosai]

Yeah, and schoolgirls wear it and then sell it in vending machines.

[scruttart]

It's so easy to disguise the noise of a fart,just carry a trombone around with you as soon as you feel a fart coming on just give the trombone a blast instead.

[bhuff00]

exactly

[ryanandbranslurppiss]

@scruttart no just spread your ass cheeks

[werf4]

butt Iike farting!

[Pakifier]

Out of sync so bad

Rubbish screen(all you have done is recored it with youre phone or downloaded it in bad quality)

And you didnt say that in the description of youre vid

SO 1 STAR!!

[WatchesVideosOnUtube]

horrible sound, why even upload this garbage

[kramcas2]

People would still hear the farts.

[BaconBricks]

wtf is up with the sound???

[RaptorsareReal]

This has already been invented, only the oder absorbing pad is built into the underwear. Also, someone invented chairs with this. It's called activated carbon, people.

[Syrisyin]

You know something has gone wrong when your invention's debut devolves into you suggesting methods to disguise the sound of farts.

[7olusegun]

The inventor should have demonstrated it by shoving his invention into his arse and messing (i.e. farting) loudly openly to see if his invention works. Action speaks louder than words?

[sandinmycrack]

This guy is my hero.

[Trireme89]

What on earth is wrong with the audio? it sounds like a spaceship in the background

[bes25]

Anyone remember when sketch comedy show 'In Living Color' did this...20 years ago...for comedy.

[sbtech01]

I ordered four packs off his website!

[Oneofakind407]

Who the fuck would want to wear this?!

[smitty01209]

It really IS a practical idea...The only reason the judges mocked it is because such things are viewed by society to be "silly".

[TheSu37pilot]

The audio sucks.

[Keshlerlovespotatos]

Did his wife die?

[FRIENDLYMEXICANBOY]

+ 2:03 "i cant believe i said the F word".....

zsshhhh how gay now wonder that pompus bitch had a breakdown after seeing that girls tits

[IHONDURASI]

aw man that was badass

[soccerfreeke7]

not a terrible idea...

[FRIENDLYMEXICANBOY]

yeh not a terrible idea at all, especially for people who fart alot when they are nervous (common condition).

People could wear these at things like job interviews or other scenarios they may find stressful to deal with.

It would have to be mail order though, cant imagine people being brave enough to buy these thigns face to face!

[PersianPaladin]

Fix the sound quality first.

[IOYB]

That was so awkward I couldn't make it past 0:35

[DeadHand1992]

fuck those guys, that's a legitimate product

[FM897]

It may not be worthy of winning the show, but I'm sure some people would buy it.

[elculver2424]

The video would have been a lot better if I was able to understand and hear what he was saying. TERRIBLE AUDIO.

[Sladeakakevin]

Poor wife o_o

[doctor567]

If this actually works, even slightly, I think it could be very marketable. But you don't take something like this to American Inventor, unless you want to get laughed at

[ismasamov55]

these are available now at .under-tec com I guess he's farting all the way to the bank, or someone is

[5imian]

this audio is terrible.

[pleutman]

To take the beef out of the fart,is to remove the essence of the very thing that has made it entertaining for millenia...This invention is totally gender oriented..."You go to the party and your girlfriend phratts":-The Beastie Boys

[pleutman]

The guys said no because they don't want a press on towel in their boxer shorts,and the woman(surrounded by the blokes) wasn't going to say yes beause it implies she's a farter..(and of coarse;lady's don't fart except on the toilet,they magically hold it in)

[SpunkyBlunderbus]

Hmmm honestly - I think this inventor needs to try to reach different cultures, the West isn't so bothered about stinky farts, but other places may be.

I don't think it's a bad idea I just think America or UK aren't the places to sell it -

[wackokicker]

this is a satanic video

[redrum0127]

i can hear satan barking in the video

[Abkree]

lol what a stupid

[duellegend71]

lol

[1swindler]

it may get rid of the smell but not the sound, everyone is gona think your quiefing. lol

[youngmasterpete]

u would have to wear 1 every day on the off chance you farted.

"my wife had an episode" MY ARSE it was him i bet lol

i farted whilst watching this

[Stygosi]

"My Wife had an episode of gas and said don't come near me..."

[KriegsterZ]

worst quality ever.

[brentpieczynski]

Those judges need to be exposed to the chemicals which smell like skunk-spray, complete with counterfeit-deodorizer which smells like a barnyard. This effect will require frozen-Limburger cheese, up their vehicle air-filtration system, because I care about their feelings. It's not the sound, which makes a man, physically-ill.

[henriboy84]

Sound quality of this video SUCKS!!! What the hell makes the background voices ?!

[russelgman]

well, see, the background noises wouldn't have been there if the editors of this video would have been using this man's invention!

think about it for a second.... :)

[jutso212]

wtf i know their judges and all, but a bit harsh. Tell him the product isnt suitable dont make an "im a rich guy and your not so i dont care" statement

[s4hdy2jeo5w6uqh7]

i think it could work but who in their right mind would want to buy that. it looks like something you would find in a joke and novelty store like spencergifts

[mikedough2]

I feel bad for his wife.

[EmptyMist]

i would buy his product

[Akiston]

I would so buy that!

[alza77]

i think the judges are fucking assholes :)

[ReductioAdAbsurdum]

Um, it's possible to fart quietly, but you can't hide the smell. The panel is stupid. I can think of situations where I'd want one of those things. Got bad gas, and have to go to a job interview, a flight or road trip with coworkers, a play, etc.

[MeganMcCool]

i would buy this product.

[Logan]

I think the judges are unnecessarily harsh.

[guitarherofan719]

"farts"...wait why'd i have to type that in? noooo!

[guitarherofan719]

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[GenericGene]

We are at a time in history 100 years down the track where the excitement of Henry Ford and his Motor Car, Alexander Graham Bell, Guglielmo Marconi, Thomas Edison and his wonderful inventions & others that paved the development of the 20th Century has been reinstalled into the hearts and minds of those engaged in the development of technology passing into the 21st Century.

[lennycelt]

sound horrific take it off

[surfsupsurfschool]

I wonder how many of these he's soiled (sold- get it)?

[pinkobalinko]

Looks like he's making more money with his invention then the season winner which won the prize for (at least for now) non marketable invention.

[jdsynchs]

He's so serious! I would be laughing my ass off.

[pLemming]

Imbeciles. For people with bowel problems this could have helped out in a decent way.

[KingUser2008]

I know....

[bfg15000]

lol wut

[spitj]

He needs to set up shop outside a Taco Bell. Money over fist. lol.

[PissdNitez69]

Wow thats a bad recording !

[Trydon]

I like how they chose to play a tuba in the background with an invention that has to with farting.

[XhalloweenfreakX]

son of a bitch inventor.

[Kjata127]

Dear god thats the worst sounds recording ever

[AmosNomore]

Active noise cancellation required.

[KingUser2008]

What do you expect, its the US of A! and there all fucking junk idiots! Jones is wasting his time over there. Americans have too much time on their hands.

[SubtleDemise]

Knowing the TV we have over here it's probably a rip off of a UK show, so I think your comment is flawed in that respect.

[KingUser2008]

Shut up and go back to your cave. Americans are FART's!

[SubtleDemise]

lol

[Biffcutwtright]

FART's? What ia FART posessing?

[JapsEye2]

Farting is not embarrassing for me. I rejoice in guffing one off, especially in the presence of others.

I just farted right now, and I've gotta tell ya, it fuckin' stinks. Swish!

[KaseyAkira]

Damn straight! No one's gonna take away OUR right as Americans to sit in our own muffin clouds! The next time I let one rip, I'm gonna think of this guy, and say to myself... Take THAT fart nazi!

[JapsEye2]

Amen to that!

*Farts*

[KaseyAkira]

I'm glad your with me, funk brother!

*Farts*

Pass the beans bro. We're about show this fool what the ass dragon of doom can do to a man's nostrils!

[hoodshady]

Oh YEAH!

*FARTS A WHOPPER*

Now that felt good. :D

[soherolike]

Hahaha. Only in America.

[gibsonddd]

looks like a tampon to me!

[gangaffiliation]

you mean a maxi

[yaelbj]

i think it could be useful for some1 who is at a meeting with important people and they feel like farting at the moment ...

[CuTiEmEQT]

eww

[ahanix1988]

how do i audio quality selected?

[dynamiterabbit22]

its actually not such a bad idea

[KaseyAkira]

You're right.

So... if I give you 5 bucks you'll go into the store and buy some for me right?

"Price check on fart pads"

[SpAmHaCk123]

actually i dont mind using it

[fistofrage156]

if he could make that thing silence flatulence and at the same time,throw a hint of flower scent,then yes it would sell,..when im walking in a crowd and walk into a sulfer pit,..I never know who delt it anyway.

[lylloyal]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! luv the sulfer pit part! usually they exist in elevators!!!

[jmbuemio]

lol

[Suutaki]

I can't understand anything!

[coolbombdaa]

needed that in school

[farida92]

"no matter who you are, where you are, or what you look, we all pass gas."

... lol wise words from a weird guy XD.

[dbauche]

The real question is... is he using one?

[G4ngst4321]

shit like the guy below said the sound coming out of ur ass is the funny part but after uve had a burrito con ceso ull regret hunching over to pick up ur fork at dinner time cuz the smell will ruin everyones apetite n trust me ive been there..............it wasnt that well ok it was hilarious freakin funny dude u just keep doin wat ur doin

[tubs6199]

shit ill buy one right now!!!!

[Shilo83]

What's REALLY embarrassing is farting while hunched over a BulletBall table.

[Scaarj]

... wtf this is the best idea ever imo..

and that guy saying that the noise is what is embarrassing, what a deadshit, the noise is funny, the smell is bad what was he thinking??

The idea of it being a tampon is bad, but if we had underwear that could prevent farts from smelling, I'm fair sure this is the best invention ever.

[scottfyvvver]

Yes I agree, it's a great idea actually...shame they didn't see it, they just concentrated on the embaressing side of it(esp the lady on the panel) and didn't see that it has real potential, my advice to him is keep working with the idea. I like Peter Jones from our Dragons Den in the UK, but he was wrong about this.

[carpanthers4ever]

this inspired people? dumb invention

[monas]

any man wear that it will apeear as if they are on their period lol

[homestar422]

sry didnt wacth sound so bad... did u get raped by your father and u were so pissed u recored over this and thats the sound?

[CozmoQ]

Don't put up a video if the audio is so bad you can only make out 25% of what is being said. This should be taken down.

[theworldinnit]

stop watching it if its that bad and stop bitching about it and telling people what to do.

ps.i know i just told u what to do but i really dont care.

[viper91]

suck ya muddas

[krytenmechanoid]

Fuckup you nutsack, everyone's entitled to their opinion. And the guys right, the audio's total wank.

[Andy3650]

His poor wife probebly never leaves the house after her Husband told that story about her on Tv!

Apparently She re-invented sticky back plastic and stuck it over his mouth to stop his stink!

[masejat]

hahahaha Discusting

When She Heard We all Have Gas She Was Like :O

LooooL

[masejat]

hahahaha Discusting

When She Heard We all Have Gas She Was Like :O

LooooL

[kaiser000000]

eww ^^ XD

[kiensmf]

i have seen underwear like this on the graham norton show like 2 years ago so its been invented already and they were joke novelty pants not serious

[martinnitus]

The sound quality is totally awful, you might as well remove this video; you can hardly hear a thing.

[lilmissperfection0]

I would get More embarased buying this product than farting in public lolz!!

[cainemurpho]

the sound quality makes me feel sick

[Nergon]

lol it takes skill to mask a sound but most people dont even notice the smell they are so used to smelling car fumes,bad breath, etc...

[irnbru3222]

Everyone sounds like aliens HAHAHHAH

[irnbru3222]

Everyone sounds like aliens HAHAHHAH

[connader]

did they pick the most screwed up people in america to present there inventions on this. Most of these people believe that if you give a scary hyped up pitch they will win. The idea's are utter shit

[doctorgsja]

That's the whole point of the show, to show how dumb Americans are and how screwed up their lives are. They have nothing better to do than invent shite like this. It's hilarious how mental they are, and the point is 'LAUGH AT THEM'.

[chickfilms]

whats wrong with the sound?

[si1entf4art]

i like farts, theyre funny, i hav bad farts and i use them like weapons, if i need 1 i walk up 2 sumone i dont like and do it as close 2 them as possible and my farts make ppl chock and nearly throw up. and i also have the knack of doing it silently.

[funhousehorror]

if he works with ur dad i would get his aautograph n a pair of underwear..haha

[stepAKApets]

cant even hear what there saying

[jsteinha1]

if i was his wife i wouldn't wanna be on t.v. after being exposed for having a "bad episode of gas"

[archerrobinhood]

sound is shit...

[Fdzzaigl]

Well some people do have problems with that...

Not too bad...

[rekojehtsvnamtab239]

this guy works with my dad.

[stubs13]

what about sharts eh

[HikaruYuka]

POOP!

[yakko548]

OMG that is sick

[FortunaFortesJuvat]

A fart filter. No.

[wahlpage]

couldnt you just stick a wounderbaum up your ass

[gregarious24]

"Wow, honey - your farts smell lemony fresh!"