Jake and Amir: Code

[XLUpLoaderXL]

1:05 'its a little bit more convoluted'

where did amir learn that word :0

[bonzwah1]

DT? i need to play less starcraft....

[Owner951]

DT? hahahahaa genius

[xXLiliumOo]

I swear Amir isn't as stupid as he seems, I think he just uses all his brain power on ways to trick Jake into asking him to hang out.

[Crazy3ZyKiller]

@enemY1990 your cool as in a compliment if ya catch my drift stuipd

[LaylaAdawieh]

1:20 Amir's face when Jake says "Dinner Tonight?" <3

[backbyrner24]

@sepkamrouz1, Jake said yes once after his brother kumel stole all his money, not believing Amir.

[Adarkleopardess]

"Yea I shouldnt change your name, its perfect."

"Ew."

xD<3

[OMGWTFBBQCACTUS]

Amir is a genious for that one.

[fgtrz99]

I love how the chair just happened to be there. It's like it was waiting there for Amir.

[sepkamrouz1]

Jake has never said yes to one "dinner tonight"

[CubishBalls]

There=McDonads

[piemanluveseggrolls]

If only the video showed just 10 seconds more of Amir's chair fail. :(

[PurplexCity]

LGS in hereeee! and the bass keeps runnin runnin.......

[BroadwayKid2008]

This is the most convoluted, brilliant plan ever.

[enemY1990]

OMR LGS watching J&A for 10M's straight.

[Stinoism]

@enemY1990 it's OMG u stuipd

[enemY1990]

@Stinoism 1:08 - 1:11 "u stuipd"

[Stinoism]

@enemY1990 wtf are those numbers

and u misspelled stupid LOL

[TheoisZeus]

@Stinoism you're fucking retarded

[Stinoism]

@TheoisZeus U ARRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEE REEEEEEEEEETAAAAAAAARRRRDDD

YOUUU UNDERSTAND MISTER RETARRD??

[TheoisZeus]

@Stinoism lolmad

[Stinoism]

@TheoisZeus WHY U SO MAD BRO?

[HIKAJO]

@enemY1990 that's funny but lgs doesn't mean anything here

[Klause5425]

@enemY1990 that's fucking nothing!

[iDrumForFunSH]

Lol you could see the red thing that he fell on to cushion the fall at the end

[aminfrared]

LGS on watching every jake and amir episodes baby! OMR i gotta go eat DT

[TARDISFEZ]

too late!!!! (massive stack)

[Anubis79098]

Why are there always arguments on J&M videos?

[Euitha]

@mrsjonasfan100 maybe, if you dont want to get bullied, your name could not have the word "jonas" in it.... that's kind of just asking for trouble....

[reinforest1010]

@mrsjonasfan I have been bullied too but if you read the comments, they were both in the wrong...

[jenanjeha]

I think amir is much smarter than we give him credit for..

[BugziWins]

im the 1000th like bitches.

[MyComicStyle]

He's getting smarter

[desidol22]

OMG that was super cleverrrrrr amir.

[nororoma]

oh my god..... you mean OMA? oh my amir.

Classic :D

[SouledOutGinGer94]

jake

don't

your right i shouldnt change your name its perfect

...ew

haha lol i love jake and amir

[riffdex69]

this is hillarious OMR (:

[tystormify]

Lol well played amir. Hes the best haha

[dancestarabc]

amir's smile in the beginning was so cute!

[frazlecakez]

Amir is the best G.T?

[yosephe]

I hate when I make awesome plans and I end up hurting myself so I can't go just like the ending haha

[TwoStupidGirlsYT]

The ending is gold

[TheBreakingma]

I hope Amir ATLEAST went to dinner with Jake

[Kurimunsen]

"M" means day. :D

[TheBreakingma]

I know everyone has said this but I have homework to do.... AND IT'S THE FIRST DAY OF 5th GRADE!!!!

[MenAmongPoodles]

@TheBreakingma wow. this explains so much about the level of stupidity in these comments...

[vivrocssocks]

jake was fooled by amir!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahaha

[jaymezabc]

I love Amir xD

[lzyboy996]

god dammit jake and amir i have a research paper due tomorrow! and im only 3 lines in...fuck

[TrotzkyKirederf]

@TheCatGuru49 i dont see how being a virgin has anything to do with disliking this video, im a virgin and i liked it.

[prokentsful]

@TrotzkyKirederf Me too. =]

[D0gKcuf]

@TrotzkyKirederf shut the fuck up

[TrotzkyKirederf]

@D0gKcuf why so rude?

[ShadowRogueZX]

LOL XD I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THE END!!!!!

[b3ngal3x]

WHO THE FUCKED DISLIKED THIS VIDEO!!!

[SiennaSinger101]

@b3ngal3x

..Jake(:

[foodstampsandmagnets]

DT? DickTits?

[salshasam]

Amir actually tricked Jake! LOL

[Jroushia47]

Hmm.... I got on youtube on 10:00 pm.... to watch some jake and amir. its 7:23 am.... Wierd it only felt like a few vids.....

[hcybspfm]

haha at :46 he scrunches up his nose to push his glasses up, glad I'm not the only one

[HASHlRAMA]

amir is an homosexual genius.

[cahern27]

@tellurideisawesome like number 900. your welcome.

[HalomasterA69]

haha i love the end how he yells "aaHHAAaa"

[ToothpasteCannon]

To me DT means David Tennant...

[crystaltestcenter]

Jake is like my friend Dave in college lol, he looks a bit like him to.

[MattHoughton110]

I love how Amir is tactically clever :)

[TartarusDigital]

Amir, ur soooooo stupid yet ur just like my friends :/

[oAndyy]

OMG Amir outsmarted Jake!

[lovelybearchloe10]

I hate amir

[Jokerman658]

@lovelybearchloe10

he doesnt actually act this way. theyre lines to make people laugh

[lovelybearchloe10]

@Jokerman658 Lool i know that I mean I hate his character lol xx

[swimteamizzle1114]

Wow, Amir just did something actually smart!

[oHEYYitsSARAH]

your name's perfect( : Amir is so cute

[732pizza]

Dinner tonight?

[MOOINGFORYOU]

@thedonnhart actually I do get it I'm not an idiot

[soundersfan4life18]

oh dam!! most likes ive ever gotten on a comment :D

[HalomasterA69]

@soundersfan4life18 yeah witch is 0 HIGH FIVE

[soundersfan4life18]

@HalomasterA69 hahaha no man look i gots 44, thats neva happened

[HalomasterA69]

@soundersfan4life18 haha i know man, just a tease lol

[dangthisisagoodvideo]

ytfeyg .... sorry that was too far

[thedonnhart]

omg, the end was so funny, but u have to be a regular jake and amir watcher to get the joke, like a person watching this for the first time wouldn't understand this vid that well

[MrEjemploanonimo]

Amir isa mastermind

[MadGunHandlers]

I would totally go to dinner with amir

[skilletftw1]

wow amir is getting smarter xD

[MrStevie9090]

Right when Amir jumps(or tryes to jump) over the chair, you can see a giant bean bag chair that he lands on, it's red. :) Thumbs up if you saw it

[GideonSawyer]

@MrStevie9090 stfu.

[MrStevie9090]

@GideonSawyer Thats rude.

[GideonSawyer]

@MrStevie9090 sorry :(

[MrStevie9090]

@GideonSawyer Why did you tell me to stfu? N its cool

[StephenWilson142]

Amir > Dr Evil + Blofeld + The Joker + Magneto + Satan

[9189erbear1195]

hahaha.

amir: ur right i shouldn't change ur name its perfect.

jake: ew.

[TheJerry220]

good luck getting there with a broken leg . . .

[richardbushnellFTW]

Okay. Am I the only one that laughed for at least five minutes about Amir falling? :]

[soundersfan4life18]

if it werent for jake and amir id be graduating :-p this suuuucks

[iSpeakEngr1sh]

@soundersfan4life18 shit happens

[IamAlastair]

@soundersfan4life18 that's a horrible reason to not graduate

[soundersfan4life18]

@IamAlastair haha thats ok i got my GED :)

[Johnywang1]

@soundersfan4life18 if its college then its sad cuz ur priorities are so bad, and if its high school your retarded for not being able to get higher than a 50% in a class

[soundersfan4life18]

@Johnywang1 haha good point

[soundersfan4life18]

@Johnywang1 oh btw let me try to help you articulate yourself so instead of sounding like a retarted condescending prick you'll just be a condescending prick.. If it's college than its sad because your priorities are bad. If it's high school you're retarted because you weren't able to pass a class with a 50%. I think thats what you meant.

[180Ranmafan]

what exactly is there job...?

[ckyfan1015]

lol

"M means days"

-nose pinch-

[iced4inferno]

/watch?v=oYkVJcqN-fc

[28stads]

The ending was great. "Yes, yes, ahh" hahaha

[xPulse582]

Dinner tonight?

[JalisaPD]

Amir is so adorable in this episode

[Bigcow369]

whats with the camera

[Msdontgiveashit01]

Omg too cute!

Im kinda against it but i think they should go out

[ericsyutubeaccount]

@Msdontgiveashit01 im going to rape you

[ekaaj]

my name is jake too its perfect :D

[TheMightyPandah]

Oh my God! I was eating at the end....

[iWearCapeIRL]

Dark Templar?

[tylarnicole111]

"JAKE"

"Don't."

"Yeah your right i shouldnt change your name its perfect."

LMFAO! <3

[IspanasOnTop]

DT. Dinner tonight? :D YES YES YES :DD ITS TOO LATE :DD that was epic

[gosengo124]

HAHAHAHA BEST ENDING EVER

[KrumpetNylon]

he planned this whole thing out for 10 days xD

[batdanrn]

press 9 :D

[ShadowxWolves]

lol

[whitepower1861]

@ulriksj ikr

[ulriksj]

JAKE AND AMIR, JUST LET ME SLEEP FOR FUCKS SAKE!

[annonroi]

who ever said amir is stupid?

[HelluvaHodgy]

LGS on the next video.

[enemY1990]

1:18 haha jake he got you by the balls right there :D

[HIKAJO]

why this isn't in CH's channel?

[Zalfazar]

@HIKAJO It's on their website

[doomhb1]

@KnEeBoNeRxXxXxXxXxXx your a retard, and you have no sense of humor

[pbkiller2345]

@KnEeBoNeRxXxXxXxXxXx  @TheBoyofnothing

I think I will watch one more video then do my homework then go to bed. -4 hours later- just one more swear 4 hours later. oh well

[HIKAJO]

guys please tell me which episode starts with " hey you're watching jake's phone number "

[TheBoyofnothing]

@TheTardcore

Meh. Orphans

[Kello1231]

I MISS AMIR'S RAPS

[TheTardcore]

I think I'll post a comment about how I'm going to bed after one more video. Maybe it will make it into the top rated comments. Then, my life will have purpose.

[AwesomeDanishDudes]

I'm gonna go to bed after this... I really am.

[superlammax]

that plan was flawless

[rrradioactiveman]

writing a chemistry exam on university tomorrow...so...just one vid and then i'll go to bed

[VerlinPrince]

I literally LOL'd at the end xD

[coolman9999uk]

@VerlinPrince I'm better, I metaphorically LOL'd.

[XlongoX]

nono.. 'm' means day. hahahahah

[Biruk2002]

Press 8. Amir's ultimate dream question.

[arising87]

@Biruk2002 I think you mean 9.

[Biruk2002]

@arising87 Yea. For some reason the placement moves around.

[ugaboj]

@arising87 i think you mean 60

[rain0nyourparade]

@ugaboj i think you mean 69

[mrBorkD]

"dinner tonight?" "YES!!"

[adarshsly]

i havent eaten at mcd's inn over a year

[godmode9]

still my favourite j&a

[MonicaFilms]

Amir looks like a lovesick schoolgirl in the beginning.

[aaronaem]

I miss these old jake and amirs

[fected88]

no he actually is gay.

[ArianaGlove]

Is Amir gay? Not to be mean but he acts like it. I love Amir.

[miiror13]

@ArianaGlove hes not gay belive me he has had 2 SUPER hot girlfriends hes just.... a creepy stalker for jake but not gay

[juanisimoss]

Jake and Amir classic

[HIKAJO]

1:21 Amir:(I got you right where I want you, if you know what I mean)

[OfficialDjEata]

How the frig did they plan such a realistic fall? he like... haad to get hurt.

[jp2646]

@OfficialDjEata nah he is amir. he gets knocked out, every other episode. : )

[mizebs2010]

m means day lolz

[12steptwoone]

8 people wasnt invited to dinner by accident

[YABOYSUPERFRESH]

@12steptwoone accident?? haha

[Hahren]

Amir's hair is pretty cool

[kingsluggo1]

Amir's getting smarter, just like the one where he does the stairs and the elevator!

[altairPWK]

How cute Amir! <3 Nice one!

[Bakuryu5331]

Lol!! I love Amir's face at 1:21........ XD

[Bakuryu5331]

Lol! At 1:21 Amir is like biting his lip....... XD

[iDirtyDianaX]

I spit out chocolate milk all over my screen! I was laughing so hard at the end xD

[Escapethehawthorne]

LTV

[adidassoccercleats]

who can't like this shit! (i say "shit" as a code of AWESOME) Amir told me so!

[TurdFerguson198]

@adidassoccercleats So you meant to say who cant like this awesome ?... hmm something isn't adding up

[Crystal2193]

Is he getting smarter, or isn't he? It's kind of hard to tell