How Mark Saved Toms Life

[SIRWAF]

There's only one spot on a dragon that vulnerable and that's his heart. because he has no heart my friends, oh no. The dragon is heartless!!!

[ciruccisays]

I love him. So much.

[WildCardFive]

0:50 wtf

[gurung8888]

Sounds more true than 2012 stories.

[zzFTW]

Tom ruined it.. haha. Mark was so serious. It would have been perfect if Tom didn't laugh.

[do4mbumgdwqw]

@zzFTW tom and mark are both leads

[kingj0ker666]

Right when Mark said"...no one was coming to the shows..." I knew this story wasn't true.

[SomethingVague07]

''Creatures of the evening.'' Love eeeet :)

[ToxicPurplePoison]

This is just...wow.... Just wow lmao:D

[lloydster9000]

Mark used to be an adventurer... then he got stabbed by a unicorn. Screw arrows to the knee.

[TheFlyingBagels]

The dragon's laser light is what made Mark partially blind in one eye.

[drummer6374]

psssp, and i thought this was fake

[Homwaway3]

I thought mark said check out my abs at the start hahaha

[KayristaTheNerd]

straight face.. lmao the whole time.. xD

[Number1Productionz]

i was actually preparing for something real haha

[313mrphysco]

this is real shit

[poppunk1995]

He is so ridiculously high.

[Maddy922]

Wait, if only magical creatures are aloud in the Emerald Forest, then does that make Tom and Mark magical?

[hockeyjosh78]

Gotta love blink, they baites high as well .....

[flaaressence]

"and hes like fuuuck"

[Oasis1991britrock]

HAHAHA! is funny that Tom can look at camara without lought! They're great, The Masters!

[RORYC479]

How can you stab a dragon in the heart if it has no heart

[iAmGOD009]

@RORYC479 A secret only known to mark.

[negativewierdo]

"creatures of the evening" FUCKING CLASSIC HAHAHA!

[alanacouture]

i fucking love him <3

[freedude21]

Tom can't look at the camera without laughing hahahahah

[FallOfMind]

"Lol oh no my friend.."

[FallOfMind]

Lol Tom failed at being serious about the story.

Mark told it like a boss.

[HardcorePunkmusic29]

the answer is...shrooms. XD

[Roach7420]

Im pretty sure if I was on acid Id beleive it xD

[LOTAG22]

I love that he says obviously and of course like we are supposed to know this already

[TheParaCure182]

I used this in my English paper. :3 I got a B+

[itsbinkl182]

I TOTALLY FUCKING FORGOT ABOUT ATTICUS GONNA GO BUY TONS OF THEIR SHIT BRB

[iluvthesums]

imagine if after mark killed the dragon tom just goes up and hugs mark and say "ur my hero, i always feel so safe around u!" o_O

[theevilpineappleDG]

only Mark fucking Hoppus can tell this story with a straight face, telling it like it happened last week...

[Hillikitty]

It's not even gonna be funny when we watch it. Hahaha

[mattjoe952k9]

hahah toms bit :L not as serious as mark :'L

[mattjoe952k9]

cool story bro

[justonevideoplease]

"His left leg is actually fake."

ROFL

[ilikemusicandoreos]

and then i jumped on my unicorn...

[MrJayCudmore]

Wizard, The Rainbow, And A Unicorn, All My Heroes.

[WornxLipstick]

So, he says the dragon is heartless, and then he stabs him in the heart... mmmmh...

[dommatches]

@WornxLipstick sarcasm and bull shit stories are a wonderful thing... take it with a pinch of salt hes JOKING

[WornxLipstick]

@dommatches OMG he's joking? NO SHIT DUDE, TELL ME MORE! You're like, the master of the fucking obvious.

[mousey26133]

HOW HE KEEPS A STRAIGHT FACE I'LL EVER KNOW

[drewbocop]

Your creatures of the evening, what have you... lmfao

[yaoifanboykitty]

That's usually what happens when you take LSD

[MaxGauthierguitar]

i believe this may be a game, some day lol

[sizzlefairy]

the straight face 0__0

[Blink182Sum41Love]

ui love how mark can fucking keep a straight face the hole god damn time! xD♥

[3ForPs]

why isnt this story a song?

[StarGirl9467]

I've watched this like a 100 times and still laugh my ass off. <3

[HunterMuffinProds]

Do they do shrooms?

[kcmora101]

bull shit!

[greenpuppy3]

Adorable. 

[bluemusicpeace]

hahahahahahaha ah shit i love this

[haircutbob2]

Cool story bro.

[blink128fan]

he tried so hard to not smile.lol

[tacosauce22598]

Blink 182 rules and that same thing happened to me only with elves with red eyes and war hammers

[thesweatersongftw]

i can't believe how mark managed to look TOTALLY serious when he told that. he didn't even look like he was going to laugh. tom is fucking cute when he's laughing btw :3

[jmpunk14]

i like the way he told the story with a straight face! XD

[mattyk2121]

creatures of the evening haha

[xXjm94Xx]

this dragon ran in and he's like FUUUUCK and he ran out

[TheAarontycho]

(dragon) I WILL EAT YOUR SOULS!!!!!

(mark) UNICORN GET UR ASS OVER HERE WE ARE GONNA STAB THIS DRAGON!!!

[ClaireKal]

HAHAAHAHHA

[thatzgnarlybro]

lol why is it that just by looking at the title before clicking I knew they were gonna say some funny made up shit? xD

[CANADIAN0821]

Mark, man. How can you keep such a straight face?lol.

[blondieXdancerr]

i love how mark's face is COMPLETELY serious.

[do4mbumgdwqw]

@blondieXdancerr mark and tom are both leads

[smokeyoperation]

@blondieXdancerr nope 1:28

[cKunke2]

They're not aloud to enter, of course..

[GreenFloyd12]

Mark is so pro at slaying dragons.

[kolt445]

what were these guys smokin cause i want some

[amurd3r]

2:00 dragons from nepatwa!!! hahahahaha

[sealedforproctection]

ahahahahah

[blinkandavaguy]

@toasterwizard94 dude thats not cool at all travis all most lost his life he almost died with djam..and then what? we would have no blink..so thats not cool at all..

[gmstokes]

@blinkandavaguy djam od'd he diddnt die in the crash

[karter005]

wicked acid tripping

[toasterwizard94]

Travis tried helping but his unicorn crashed and he got severely burned.... by the dragon. Right after take off.

[JTwhitey31]

@toasterwizard94 u prick

[Jakeee12341]

creatures of the evening what have you lmao

[bigbird908]

Dude, okay... I think they should make a pixel video game where you could play as Mark, Tom, and Travis.... With 8-bit versions of their songs playing while you're fighting dragons and walking through a forest fighting creatures and robotic Scott Raynor's xD (Mr. Raynor is the shit by the way, not bad mouthing him in any way xD )

[martintelle]

love the explanation. true story. say no more

[thewickedclown091]

lmao

[NotSoAmericanIdiot]

"...because of the disfigured trolls that live around the perimeter..."

[ChemicalOfMars]

i love how Mark is so serious and Tom is just laughing his ass off

[mychemicalmaddy]

omg, i clicked onto this.. expecting some sad sorry about tom being suicidal, and was expecting to leave this video crying.. but no way. left it laughing my fucking ass off!<3

[boudyelkeebeer]

X'D

[henrikelud]

Somebody was in LSD

[TommyWhyte188]

does anyone know where to buy that atticus its not on the website or loserkids

[dreamify5786]

I wanna go to the Enchanted Emerald Forrest!

[chicachalupa]

get serious Tom:::::..... .. he saved your life

[RitzDaCracker1]

nights in shining armor cant enter obviously because of the disfigured trols of course hahaha wtf....

[bandslashgirl]

markus. what the fuck are we going to do with you? i told you, stay away from those shrooms!

[PaulyIshams]

I translated this as, "We both were doing some crazy LSD....."

[rosetint5]

Good story Mark lol

[unicornhearts]

God I love Mark but why is Tom such a douche?

[emoshkid]

@unicornhearts how is tom a douche?

[RitzDaCracker1]

@unicornhearts If you were refering to the dude @ 0:51 then thats not tom dumbass....

[NirvanaMegadeth1567]

lol wow that must have been one hell of an acid trip

[dragonguitar777]

FAKE AND GAY!!! nahhh lol but its pretty funny

[TheHandofgod1234]

@dragonguitar777 obviously 

[Braidenmetatawabin22]

is he on acid?

[bhoussock]

tom is geekin' out

[KWMGray]

This made me laugh so hard, Mark Hoppus and Tom DeLonge have the most epic adventures. :D

[BLackCobraPictures]

Every bit of this is true (to them). You see kids, you tend to hear and see alot more tihngs when your on drugs. (: In their case, particularly shrooms.

[Dhegarty182]

@BLackCobraPictures mark doesnt do drugs, he says it ruins his voice

[BLackCobraPictures]

@BLackCobraPictures ahhh, the impenitence of the gullible.

[TheMintz93]

scott raynor sent the dragon

[drummerboy24cl]

@TheMintz93 so true haha

[ButterKnifeAssassin9]

if i was telling this story, i wouldn't be able to keep a straight face lol

[Leah10290]

Marks a true hero :'D

[AMOLESTEDDUCK]

26 people don't realise this is a joke

[kitkat463]

@jologasm Do you think the "enchanted forest" is actually true..? ;) 

[3737jak]

haha they stayed and travis was like"fuck a dragon"!!! and took off

[Musicrocks30]

Wow what a bunch of bull

[Grimsand]

Why do Tom always wear t-shirts or hats that says ATTICUS?

[andrew123245]

@Grimsand He owns that company.

[IvanDos24]

@andrew123245 he used to own that company both him and Mark actually but now he just owns Macbeth

[ccdubb1500]

@Grimsand That is the clothing company Mark and Tom started

[lilangelsandairwaves]

@Grimsand atticus is there company, macbeth is toms..

[lovelike182rockets]

@lilangelsandairwaves actually, neither of them have any stake in atticus anymore. tom still has macbeth and loserkids.

[lilangelsandairwaves]

@lovelike182rockets I know? I was just saying that its theres, even if it doesnt exist anymore :L

[lovelike182rockets]

@lilangelsandairwaves it still exists, luckily. it's one of their friends' still though

[lilangelsandairwaves]

@lovelike182rockets it doesnt exist between mark and tom. you know what i meann!!!!! (;

[lovelike182rockets]

@lilangelsandairwaves ohohohohohoh, i'm retarded ;D

[lilangelsandairwaves]

@lovelike182rockets Ahe! ;D Muhuhahaha.

[mikequilino]

this is why i like gettin high ahhaha

[soSICKKKK]

idiot.

[marilynmansonluver21]

did anyone else laugh ur ass off? cuz i sure did.

[skykid109]

they were high!

[PatrikLarssonRang]

Why don't they do a song about this experience of theirs? :D

Oh wait.. That's metal music..

[Keezie27]

How the heck did Mark keep a straight face? Tom was cracking up, he couldn't help it. THese guys are so funny. I love them.

[jmatotek216]

that comment has 182 likes..noone like it

[MyBittersweetDagger]

i wouldn't even be able to make up a story like that... i'd be laughing so hard that you'd KNOW it wasn't real.

[salala182]

if they had bad shows, that story had to be absolutely real!

[SuperAndrew411]

@salala182 you deserve to be stabbed in the leg by a unicorn.

[TheTLProductions12]

LSD 

[XxDdinosaursSxX]

Obviously, knights aren't allowed in. Of course. <3

[kenizzyny]

Fucking shrooms man.

[Neonikes]

If I had to the tell that story, id laugh til Id die

[Queefbiffles]

"I Will Eat Your Soul."

[am221]

OMG did this really happen?

[BrawwndoCovers]

@am221 shut up, someone beat you to it

[L2112TheGreat]

Oh yeahh... Obviously the knights can't enter the enchanted emerald forest. Duhh. Obvi.

[VashD15]

I love how he has equally ridiculous reason for the ridiculous plot. This video summarizes why Mark is so awesome

[rickyrocks47]

How does mark keep a straight face? lol

[Amyisheartbreak]

The unicorn really wasn't a threat... at this point.

[AngelinaNickatina]

Hell yeah mark, thats whats up. haha.

[pyroslayer83]

ikr!! just cuz im a fucking knight they wont let me in the forest, like i was there the day this happened and i could hav stopped all of this but NO they wont let me in the stupid forest ughhhh..

[MusicGuy7899]

@jologasm no?

[rjkahlon]

@MusicGuy7899 god ur stupid

[DoctorTimmyxD]

We have similar heroes, Mark xD

[genisses832913]

Lmao

[bobbycalling]

i lost it when he said "so i jumped on my unicorn..."

[19Bassist15]

can anybody write a summary of what he tells there? please, i can not understand it!

[JDrummerG]

My brother died this way....

[MrBogothousond]

hahahaha

[GCfan777]

lmao :D

[Dragoull]

LSD, LSD, LSD, LSD, LSD, LSD... HAHA jk :D

[niteman5]

sounds like there on some hallucinagens 

[forthegood]

hahaha

[earlyoctober10]

Fucking Funny! LOLOLOLO!

[deepfriedpidgey]

i LOL'd so hard when tom said "Nepetwa"

[sabeanerful]

What the fuck tom laughs and mark try's not to they r liars lol jkjk I have been to that forest it's fun!!!

[1126djmarvin]

I've been to that forest

[dannyab3]

1:20 bong hits?

[M3G4G0TH]

what the fuck xD

[nyplez420]

where the hell was travis during all this?

[JackMeOffAgainPlease]

best story ever. they should write a song about this. that would be a funny ass song lol XD

[ThaliaHoshiko]

I loev how this is a true story.

 ;)

[jakechitty1]

ITS TENACIOUS D-TRIBUTE...............THATS THE STORY

[johnbesselievre]

i bet this was when mark was doing a ton of ectasy, (true story)

[sararobeTH4ever]

they're fucked up in a cooooooooooool way...xD i love you tommyyyy

[metsfan31457]

i love how he can keep a straight face the whole time when saying this

[TheIKE97]

Tom cannot keep a straight face. Mark, however, I shall hire to lie about stuff for me because I can't keep a straight face either

[drockin222]

bull crap!

[ChristianKurtYuson]

that was an inspiring story

[brandyledoux]

lol WTF XD i love tom and mark!!