David Letterman - Steve Carell vs. Mark Wahlberg

[apextwin]

steve carell for regional manager of the world

[starmellie]

I'm gonna miss him in The Office.. I hope the show doesn't flop POST Michael

[Wotanraven]

Actually there isn't any equivalent word in French for a "date". A date in English is very explicit, and we'd need at least three words in French to translate it truthfully. It would be more like "romantic rendez-vous".

[Meescool2]

Why is he not wearing a hat?

[ShaithMaster]

happy fun good time couple fun wow hilarity

[neovologitec]

@ShaithMaster what's that in English? :p

[MonkENuman]

"they don't, they do"

[skunduglio]

Steve Carell is currently the worlds top comedian. When it comes to deadpan, straight face, awkward pause, catch you off guard style humor, only Phil Hartman could compete with this guy.

[mustbeburtreynolds]

@skunduglio Hahahahaha oh my god, are you kidding? Steve Carell is funny, especially in TV and movies, but Louis C.K. is ten times the *comedian* Carell is.

[LE0NSKA]

actually it calls date night in germany...

[danie142009]

"but really...ur very unattractive compared to him."

i disagree:)

[Kramnosnits]

These two should trade places and then Carell could never have Letterman on forever more. That would be justice. No, full justice would be just sending letterman to host Fundle-Bundle.

[XTheJuliespikelover]

He really didn't get any close to real italian LOL. like AT ALL XD

[whoaisthatme1]

dude this is freakin funny! you da man steve!!

[KatieohsoRaNdOm]

Hey, I'd pick Steve Carell any day.

[XeXKyle]

I LOVE YOU -_______-

[Viciousfella]

Someone should interview Mark Walhberg and ask him if he is jealous of Steve Carell having so much more talent.

[danthedementor2793]

Why am I picturing this as Michael Scott talking instead of Steve Carell?

[albokk]

MICHAEL GARY SCOTT

[TheMartinaTina]

Really, in italian is "Notte folle a manhattan" that means "Crazy night in Manhattan" ...

[lhorvei]

haha michael scott

[Spava15]

he went to my school!!!

[Milkshakeguy]

@Spava15 haha rainn wilson went to my high school

[monkeyXmonkey]

ILY STEVEN CARELL

[TheDrsoda]

I love Lamp

[hairsprayfanatic101]

omg, he's the best ♥

[mtWHITE100]

this guy is such a tool all he does is.... nothing worth noting

[Haseeebo]

@mtWHITE100 stev carell > you will ever be.

[mtWHITE100]

@Haseeebo haseebo<everything including his dumbass parents for making this thing

[Haseeebo]

@mtWHITE100 Still > you.

[MacWillyFortunes]

@mtWHITE100 You just took note of his not-noteworthiness, did you not?

[mtWHITE100]

@MacWillyFortunes i didnt know genisuses loves marky mark

[MacWillyFortunes]

@mtWHITE100 I don't, and I am only one genius.

[mtWHITE100]

@MacWillyFortunes i don't and i am only one genuis

[MacWillyFortunes]

@mtWHITE100 Untrue, as you have spelled "genius" wrong.

[mtWHITE100]

@MacWillyFortunes ok sorry well done

[argumentativeindian]

That is one *old* German interviewer.

[WilteredFire]

Everything about Steve Carell is just SO annoying. He's a total douche, even as an actor, hes a retard. You feel like you're locked in a mental institute every time he tries to speak.

[chanceofhearts]

@WilteredFire How was he acting like a douche? Most, if not all, of the characters he portrays are -meant- to be stupid. As an actor he does what he can to make people laugh. That's his particular comedy. You may not like it but others do. There's no need to insult him as a person.

[WhyIAm7]

@WilteredFire your the german interviewer aren't you? :)

[TheFourFedoras]

i think steve carrel is so funny i dont notice how ugly he his

[panggulo12345]

@TheFourFedoras TOO BAD YOUR MOM AIN'T FUNNY. FOOL.

[xoshimmy26]

Bullets and Intercourse Hahaha

[TheRayFrom1989]

how's it priceless? it isn't even a german accent... luv steve tho

[Killingglorie]

I love his Italian joke, us Italians are always the centre of coolness I suppose

[Killingglorie]

i love steve

[gaaauliii]

I'm half german, half american...i gotta say...his german accent sucks. hahahaha

[kurisu23]

@Kohdii I think he was sick

[ItsMichelleOmg]

Bullets and Intercourse.

[MrPaulorico]

I hate both guys

[CuteNekoKid]

why is he caked in make up? lol

[Jaartjuh]

@CuteNekoKid ?? Thats tv

[zuschlag123]

his german accent is priceless

[michigrind23]

ZE GERMANS



[KidsWithGuns1992]

He always looks like he's telling bad news, even if he's making a joke. Haha I love Steve Carell, he's a very funny man - and seems modest and quite kind from other interviews and "off camera" footages of him.

[ThePatrickMacalister]

I am german and I am sorry.

And yes, we often have weird movie titles and yes, I hate it.

[MrClydeTV]

letterman looked so disappointed when carell said they were fake

[tribetng]

Bullets and Intercourse is actually the title of Berlusconi’s autobiography

[jthomashable]

Steve Carell Rocks

[mcc420]

steve carell sucks

[mcc420]

steve carell sucks

[mcc420]

steve carell sucks

[MrArnberg]

@mcc420 u suck

[oasis4ever92]

brent

[CaicedoDaBunny]

aww steve carrell isnt ugly!!! I think hes actually cute lol

[cheapcape]

fuck CBS

[evilhubert]

who the fuck are you to talk shit about a whole country you fuckin faggot? read a book for a change and don't be an idiot G.

[JimmyDiggs87]

Steve Carell is the man.

[ELRosas13]

is it me.. or does Letterman make sure HE IS LARGER THAN LIFE on the screen?/ what an ass....

[pacdredogg]

fuck germans. filthy animals

[assailant85]

@pacdredogg I bet you don't even have a clue where germany is not to speak about knowing anything about that country that is so much older than your country.

[pacdredogg]

@assailant85 older than my country??? Go read a history fucking nazi

[assailant85]

@pacdredogg You made a very good, sophisticated point that underlines your intelligence.

Actually I thought you were american because your profile picture seems to be against russia. But obviously you're just a very smart nationalist guy from russia that envies us germans for their success and freedom. You're not welcome to come here, I hope you'll stay forever in your country :P

[pacdredogg]

@assailant85 learn how to read stupid, german fuck. I'm georgian, fuck russians and you too!

[assailant85]

@pacdredogg you think I have time to read your profile honey? :D

[pacdredogg]

@assailant85 fag...

[SmileySmilerton]

Dave is such an asshole sometimes.. it seemed like he was politely humoring a talkative stranger on a bus. Steve Carell is very funny and talented.

[AlessandraBodro]

stop video at 2:08 that's the facial expression I have when I see Steve Carrell...

[tanmanfosho]

He's shirtless in 40 year old virgin, c'mon now.

[Namedrope]

I was waiting on the "I do the cha cha like a sissy girl"... :(

[blackmii]

Well, you know in Germany, well, we're just handing out these stupid names. Sometimes the whole title is replaced and sometimes the mean part stays and the german title is put by. As in Date Night. the full title in Germany is "Date Night - Gangster für eine Nacht". The most stupid thing is replacing english titles for another english title as in: "Couples Retreat" is in german "All Inclusive".

"The Hangover" is "Hangover" and "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" is "Nie wieder Sex mit der Ex"

So... XD

[shupuf44]

Bullets and Intercourse i would watch that

[saku1206]

i cant see anybody but michael scott

[bradleycuddles]

hang it up david... its conons time to shine...

[07704510926knight]

rapporto sessuali !!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

[sarahcarntspel]

HAPPY FUN GOOD TIME COUPLE FUN

[StrictlyByEar]

@monicaguyot if she can't take it she shouldn't be on YouTube in the first place, dumbass. and to all of the people fighting about this, get a fuckin' life and grow a nut sac. DOES THIS VIDEO SAY, "RANDOM CHODE-SUCKS FIGHTING ABOUT POINTLESS SHIT?" if it does, then comment away. Otherwise say something that doesn't make you look like a rhino penis.

[neerrg]

haha germans suck...ha jk 

[muffinmanleet]

@stompafly Wow dude... Calling a little girl a cunt... Don't you think you're takin it a little far? I mean, the dude probably shouldn't care so much about some random nerd on the internet (you), who hides behind his mommy's computer and makes fun of little girls... That's just what people like you do right? Calling little girls derogatory term for vagina, is fun right? He shouldn't get angry about you calling his daughter a cunt or a fucker, should he?

[muffinmanleet]

Steve Carell goes shirtless in The 40 Year Old Virgin... It was pretty amusing. Haha... Man-o-lantern...

[KidsWithGuns1992]

Look at this, idiots defending idiots, idiots fighting idiots. Just ignore each other and move on, you're obviously all twelve year olds..

[eloungestore]

gangster for a night makes sense...

[thomas3718]

@stompafly your so cool man, calling a little girl a cunt. damn you must have so many friends. you fucking loser

[jangiew]

are you people like 10 grow up.... sad

[gretna4life]

lmao

[evelyncute122]

i always see him as michael scott! !  !

[randomlimit27]

@evelyncute122 RIGHT?!?!?!

[idodat]

@evelyncute122 he will always be the 40 year old virgin

[evelyncute122]

@idodat yeah sure

[m0rbusPolytox]

@evelyncute122

Yeah, I can't stop seeing him as "Michael Scott", too!

Which is pretty unfortunate and really unfair to him, because he in deed is much more than only this one character "Michael Scott"!

Steve Carell is probably one of the most hilarious comedians/actor of the US at the time!

He is very authentic and has not to do anything in particular to BE_funny - he just IS by nature.

(I am not so sure if I made clear what I wanted to say...it is hard to describe for non native speakers)

[MovieHound17]

@evelyncute122 thats what he didnt want thats why he is leaving the office.plus to make a shitload of money in movies

[UltraFantom]

@evelyncute122 omg so do I... it feels like he plays himself in the office :P

[Bisbeatle]

@evelyncute122 Not anymore...

[r3onkadena]

I think Michael Scott is playing Steve Carell

[Derntyl]

Steve Carell is fantastic. XD

[SuperMaverick009]

love steve carell!!!!!!!!!

[come2u2cu]

I'm german and I find this hilarous!

[60s70s80s90smusic]

i hate daves voice here im fucking going nutz

[jwjh1269]

whats up with Dave's voice?

[Shak0ok0o16]

steve carrell= laugh my ASS off! lol

that german interviewer is so mean lol but he's got a point: Mark Wahlberg is VERY attractive, especially without his shirt off :)))

the movie was great! the critics think so too :)

[ifrit35]

I'm french so let met explain. Most french people would not understand the meaning of the title "date night". Crazy is a more common word in our language, that's all.

So in general movie titles are translate in french or keep their original title. Changing just one word is really rare.

[Pllye]

Steve Carell is just great. Possibly my favorite comedy actor.

[LitMe1]

Con carne!!

[aikiuke]

I hear the only things germans laugh at are poop jokes

[seicheberlin]

I'm german and "date night" is just a really bad movie

[michiferrucci]

fuck! i thought they were real titles! :D so since i'm a huge fan of steve, i was looking for the movie in italian on google and i wasn't able to find anything. EPIC FAIL :D

[MrDw1ght]

haha i have the feeling he was interviewed by bruno x)

[ppatbmw]

"that's what she said!"

[Tcho713]

oh steve, hes so funny

[omiblingbling]

You can't compare Steve Carell and Mark Wahlberg. Mark is a legend. Steve is just an actor.

[louiejack6]

@omiblingbling In that case, you must be an absolute nobody....

[omiblingbling]

@louiejack6 fool im 10x bigger than you. Now. to give you an explanation you will need to be on my level..fool.

[louiejack6]

@omiblingbling You bark too much little puppy.

[omiblingbling]

@louiejack6 and I also did a steamin cleaven on your mom....

[louiejack6]

@omiblingbling I can't tell if you're 12 or mentally retarded. Oh well, you're not worth the 20 seconds a day that I spend laughing and then making (you) my bitch. You're just a screen name on a computer screen who bitches about shit nobody cares about. That's it.

[omiblingbling]

@louiejack6 kid you aint got a clue..you pissed and you hate the world....not my fault...i got riches and my bitches....get out your basement ..

P.S. from your youtube profile I see you just a joke. You need a permission to contact me, loser.

[stefanvoineasucks]

@monicaguyot if you care that much then keep your 11 year old off the internet

[manystar]

In fact I'd love to see Steve shirtless instead of Mark all the way... He's super handsome and funny

[Magnimammen]

You have got to be kidding me? Pathetic!

[littleboots888]

@manystar exactly,thank you.Mark wahlberg is an idiot

[monicaguyot]

God I hope your ignorance isn't contagious.. @stompafly

[yoyoman1980]

@stompafly whats the matter with you? he's being sarcastic. watch it again.

[Parag0n]

Good Vibrations.

[jerhead21]

whats wrong with david's voice

[halcyon0830]

HE DID NOT MAKE THEM UP, they are REAL.

[timelessfashionista]

I love Steve. Yep.

[sin2k8]

gangster for one night absolutely makes sense to me... 

[jaimeg123prmt]

Funny I didn't even know who he was until the forty year old virgin.

[alidasher]

@jaimeg123prmt

damn...u missed out on bruce almighty AND anchorman.

"I DONT KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!"

"LOUUUUD NOISES!!"

" I read somewhere that the periods attract bears. The bears can smell the menstration."



[opethgarzaMD]

@alidasher

the second part (evan almighty) sucks

but in the other movies he was excellent, specially on the anchorman

"I love... lamp"

[materialgrl47]

lol try saying to your buddies that your going to see "Happy Fun Good Time Couple Fun" on Saturday night

[AnthonyKiedisAK]

this is the funniest thing ive ever seen.

[AllisonAlli]

I would take Steve Carell over any shirtless actor or model ANYDAY.

[jasonlammons]

He really saved Dave's ass, Dave sounds like he went out on the town with 3 hookers, smoked a pack of cigs, and drank 2 bottles of Jack!

[mystictalk]

what movie is this i must see it

[HulkHoganGER14]

the germans fuckin wanna see actors hating each other haha

[chuggyman69]

i feel like watching the office now.

[monicaguyot]

ein nacht means one night, not gangster night. lol

[Zargator08]

@monicaguyot he's kidding fucker lol

[monicaguyot]

@Zargator08 you just called my 11yr old daughter a fucker.. idiot. grow up.

[wesser260]

@monicaguyot Calm down, it's the internet....there are a lot of idiots, you need to expect that or not let your daught on the internet...good day

[blahblahblaha1a2a3]

@monicaguyot AHAHHAHAH!

[Huzzawful]

@monicaguyot she is a fucker

[a10miletooth]

@monicaguyot get a life, buddy. it's the internet. that or keep your daughter off of it. hey! maybe you should keep her in the basement for the rest of her life to protect her from any negativity she'll experience in the world (probably your best and only option.).

[monicaguyot]

@a10miletooth lol I bet you know a lot about living in your parents basements..

[a10miletooth]

@monicaguyot none of the homes i grew up in actually had a basement. even still, living in a basement and being kept in a basement are two completely different things that your response doesn't seem to suggest you understand. 

[PatrickSSoxP]

@a10miletooth The fact that it's the internet does not make it alright to "troll", especially not when the one recieving the trolling is an 11 year old girl. Fair enough, Zargator08 had no way of knowing he was writing to a 11 year old girl, but that still doesn't justify the lack of regret from his/her side or the way people are defending what he said. As for Monicaguyot trying to shield her/his (presumably her due to the fact that her name is monica) child from negativity, what do you expect?

[a10miletooth]

@PatrickSSoxP do you even know what the guy said to the girl? he was in no way, shape, or form trolling the girl at all. it doesn't matter if it's alright or not, the fact is it happens and you nor anyone else can stop it when it really IS someone trolling. a person can try and maybe have some success but they could never stop people from doing it. you should have gone to see what he actually wrote. there's nothing to regret. don't go posting paragraphs if you don't even have the details.

[PatrickSSoxP]

@a10miletooth You think calling 11 year old girls fuckers is nothing to regret?

[a10miletooth]

@PatrickSSoxP not in this context, no. it was said jokingly and not intended to be malicious. he didn't even know it was an 11y/o he was commenting to. so what's to regret? nothing. it's not his fault that a different person took offence to something he said to someone else. he's not responsible for that person being offended. people can choose to be offended or they can choose not to be. that's on the individual. and it's not like the guy is all proud of himself for saying it anyway.

[a10miletooth]

@PatrickSSoxP the way you say that makes it sound like you think people go around (him specificly) calling 11y/o girls fuckers. knowing full well who they are talking to. doing it just to make them upset. in that context, yes. that action would be regretable. too bad for you and you position that's not what happened at all.

[PatrickSSoxP]

@a10miletooth Which is exactly what I fucking said, I am saying he should show some kind of regret after finding out that he did just call a 11 year old girl a fucker. I sure as hell would feel guilty if I started swearing at some random person, only to find out I was talking to a kid. This person doesn't do that, which is why I don't get why people are rushing to his defence, and worse than that, people are actually going even further than that by throwing even more towards the girl.

[a10miletooth]

@PatrickSSoxP but he DIDN'T just start swearing at some random person. do you even grasp what happened? the guy said fucker jokingly and the father was offended.... so fucking what? that's not a reason to regret the comment. he didn't even say it the way you and the father think he did. there was no malicious intent behind the word. not to mention that there's no word about the girl being upset over it. more than likely she doesn't care. so why do you care so much?