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  • Don't mock him. He's mentally ill and as such he doesn't make rational decisions... like joining cult.

    But in this guy's case, he might have been ill before he ever got involved.

  • WELCOME - to the "BEST" the cult has - John Allender. hahaha

  • DANCIN' LIKE A MONKEH!

  • This guy just showed up at Marty Rathbuns house looking like a nut.! Google it

  • John Allender seem crazy too me

  • That was classic

  • What a fucking loon.

  • oh shit lmao ...i dont even know what to say but BWUAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAA ! Did he think he had magical powers and could zap u away ?

  • Epic ROFL

  • C'mon everybody, do the Crazy Thetan!

    Put your hands on your head,

    Put your hands in the air,

    Now shake them all around

    Like you just don't care

    Shimmy 'round a corner,

    Vanish into the dark

    Do the CRAZY THETAN

    Till Anon falls apart!

    ...from LOLing! :)

  • EPIC WIN

  • ahahahaha

  • That dude is lost!!! hahahahaha

  • Have you seen him since then? I think you might have broken him.

  • Man! I can not watch that to many times, I laugh hard everytime. I think the answer will be yes but can I mirroir this video? This will be a classic. If you need an Anonymous flag go on Ebay.

  • hotscubagreg,

    Go right ahead, brah.

  • hhahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

  • wtf lol

    lulz are good

  • BWWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

  • That was the Zenu dance. It is supposed to repel Zenu.

  • could be spelled X E M U

  • strange it hought it was Xenu xD

  • I wouldnt mess with an OTVlll like that - they can move objects with their braaaaaynnnsss. That guy is lucky Allender didnt cause a flying fire hydrant to smite him.

  • awesome fucking crazy shit

  • its called the SP dance

  • your stint prob cost him his next years pay in auditing to remove the effect of your contact.

    no sign of the promised supapowaz in OT8 then?

  • awesome. pure awesome.

    Make him do it again.

  • Ha ha ha ha ha, now I know what freewheeling looks like! XD

  • Bwahahahaha!!!

    OTVIII is some powerful shit.

  • well, without the powerful bit

  • I bet he got a nervous breakdown right there. Couldn't handle enturbulation well.

    These Scilons keep trying to climb that bridge and one day they are going to fall, jump or be pushed right of it.

  • I think that was a demonstration of the cult's traditional holiday "thetan flail" dance.

    You can think of it as being much like interpretive dance:

    1st, one covers the head and ears 2 symbolize blocking out bad entheta.

    Then one proceeds 2 flail about wildly to represent the shaking off the body thetan clusters.

    Finally, run as fast as you can to symbolize leaving your troubles behind you... and so the BTs can't catch you again.

    It is truly a sight to behold in all of it's elegance and grace.

  • I think we may have witnessed a rare spiritual event here. One should marvel at this ancient ceremony of the illusive scientologists. Quite a fascinating sect, they must be studied further.

  • MAKE HIM DO THAT AGAIN!

    lolawesome

  • lulz

  • holy fucking shit troll alert xD

  • Lolololol!

    Man oh man, somebody has GOT TO put some of these 'flailing' moves to a dance vid!!

    :D

    Gah! MD425 beated me to it lol *thumbs up!*

    What is totally amazing is that you're supposed to be 'clear' before you start the OT levels, amirite?, so many vids of these fruit-loops acting like spoiled kinderkids, they truly are their own worst enemies, but that's good ol' Lron's 'tech' at work.

    Co$, sending people around the bend since 1950!

    5star post and picket~ ROCK ON!!

  • oh hai failtroll

  • its really funny when you try to find any information that backs up a single thing you just said.

    fail fail fail

  • sorry I meant to respond to the idiot Scygoons

  • OMG! What was that?

    I have to agree with others who said if that is "OT" than no thank you!

  • that was funny...

    It costs THOUSANDS to reach level OT-3 ... and THIS is the skill you get for it? being unable to discuss opposition from mask-wearing young people? this is their idea of communication? of being able to confront? of being able? more failure from Hubbard's "tech"...

    Scientology: if you went to church here, you too could be out of money by now...

  • lol wut?

  • I fucking lol'd.

  • He was mocking up a thetan to toss at the Anon. Remember Allander is exteriorizing he left his mest body and is walking err flying three feet behind himself.

  • That's the behavior of an OT8. I say "No thank you" to scientology because it makes scilons act nutty.

  • Someone remix that shit. Allender just wants to dance.

  • Scilon: "Nanannana I can't hear you!"

  • I believe he was demo'ing the "Hear No Evil Tech" aka "The 3 Monkey Tech"

  • Good grief. A person who keeps handing Scientology money to the point where they are allowed to purchase a look at OT8 must be profoundly insane, frothingly crazy. It's amazing that the insane Scientology customer is still capable of walking.

  • Yes ^ THIS. When you get to OT5 and are esesntially told in the NEDS and NOTS that the entire universe is negatively acting upon you and then get taught "super powahs" over matter, space, energy, and time... ITSELF! That's when you functionally become schizoaffective with shared, fixed delusion that you're the only "expert" and "you just HAVE to help, because you're only one who can do it."

    Keep cameras rolling and always watch where his hands are and if he's got something in them. Good

  • "you just HAVE to help, because you're only one who can do it."

    Bizarre, isn't it? Those are human minds at work, something that's hard to believe until it's seen first hand eye witness. The human brain is capable of profound self deception.

    The ARSCC once videotaped and photographed a protest -- don't recall where -- but a Scientology customer was on the sidewalk during the protest just staring off in to space, totally unresponsive, unmoving, in a trance state. It was freakish and bizarre

  • Ugh, crazy people are crazy. Just keep focused on what's in their hands is ALL I'm sayin. The video the next day of this gai screaming "Bigots! You're all a bunch of religious bigots!" and "ordering" people to stay two hours as though he was exercising "control over MEST" was amusing. Is he the gai who posts on blogs as "Cousin Jethro?" We've been pushing him around with paradox that puts him at "effect rather than cause." Sounds like same bullshit reasoning. Watch the hands.. I not kiddin.

  • ROTFLMAO!!!!!

  • Nervous breakdown. Make a search on $cientology breakdown and you will see some more of this.

    The guy is under a lot of stress.

    b/rothers, this is not funny but sad. The poor guy will be punished somehow for showing a weakness in front of anonymous. A weakness created by $cientology itself.

    $cientology puts people on the verge of madness.

  • This is crazy! Awesome job.

    Added to Anonymous News Service.

  • "Added to Anonymous News Service"

    BREAKING News: Scientology customer acts crazy in public and this time it is not -- REPEAT -- is NOT -- Heterosexual Tom Cruise.

  • Beware arm-flail tech!

  • haha what a fucking retard.

  • Fail Arm-Flailing Tech is Fail. Face- and name-fagging him on the Net is great lulz. +1 Internets!

  • This guy is OT8? ROTFLMAO! Flailing tech!

    HOW can Scientologists see stuff like this and think there's anything at all special about the cult?

    Any we're relying on douche bags like this to save the planet?

  • "Any we're relying on douche bags like this to save the planet?"

    LOL! Save us, heterosexual Tom Cruise!  Save us!

  • flailing arm teck LOL

  • scientology DOESN'T WORK.

  • "scientology DOESN'T WORK"

    Bullshit! Bull fucking shit! Scientology works perfectly for what it was created to do: Rook and swindle as much money as possible for the ignorant, gullible rubes, marks, and suckers. Scientololgy has been EXTREMELY successfull at doing what it was created for.

    Now with the ARSCC and Anonymous working to dismantle the crime syndicate, they syndicate is down to around 40,000 remaining customers world wide. So the criminal enterprise is coming to an end.

  • It's common knowledge that by flaying your hands around your ears you can negate entheta. Didn't you get the HCOPL?

  • "It's common knowledge that by flaying your hands around your ears you can negate entheta. Didn't you get the HCOPL? "

    LOL! It worked for L. Ron Hubbard when Federal law enforcement officers were trying to hunt the insane conman down.

  • Thats the power of OT 8, he try to bring thunderbolts on you! Stay safe, thats very dangerous! *lol*

  • WTF. Great enturbulation.

  • "Great enturbulation"

    The longer a customer subjects himself to Scientology's debilitative abuses, the easier it is to "enturbulate" them by asking them embarrassing questions.

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