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  • awkward silence after the comment

  • lol to the poster the strange comment makes absolute sense...... do we all need to explain what he meant?

  • Hatton is awesome! We'll miss him when he's gone.

  • Notice the awkward silence after the comments. I also assume that this was pre-rape rap for Tyson too. LOL...

  • Seriously, how much attention do we give to the commentators during a fight? Its all subjective. We as fans just drink a few brews, enjoy the food with friends, and watch a fight. Larry is just funny and old. Let him be.

  • @jalaniz9204 he is a fucking homo and i hope he gets cancer in the ass

  • @billllllyyyyyy1Wow that was weird and uncalled for, i suppose you suffer from the same condition merchant does...

  • @BBalllegend1000 i suffer from the same condition as u homosexuality and if i was at this fight, just as u would, I would get a raging boner and jam it down merchants throat no questions asked

  • @billllllyyyyyy1 Dude...chill...u got some issues..

  • @Mrbumboclart It's 'Retarded'

  • classic Merchant... don't think it's strange. it's spot on about Mike's fighting and dating styles

  • fucking old senile faggot. just die.

  • @thenfm lololololololol

  • It's not that hard to understand. Wham, bam, thank you sir is showing how Tyson fights, goes in and tries to end it early...while doing this Merchant is also poking fun at Tyson's personal life and promiscuity.

  • @MrBumboclart you are fuckin retarded

  • @thenfm Well at least I can spell the word 'fucking.' Who's retrarded now??

  • @MrBumboclart U MAD FAGGOT? HAHAHAHAH

  • WAM, BAM.. thank you SIR..

  • OK people, obviously you didnt get it..."Wham Bam, thank you sir" means Tyson expects to hit his opponent , end the fight early, and thanks for the big pay check.

    Merchant is very clever with his stuff.

  • Merchant is on drugs.

    How the hell did he get a job stinking up fights with his mindless 'comments.'?

  • This is seriously the funniest thing I've seen in years

  • LOL hellz yeah! the strange things that happen when you mix old white men with young aggressive black guys as in the world of sports. isn't life great?!

  • wham bam thank you sir lol

  • This was from the Douglas fight in Tokyo. Larry must've had plenty of Sake that night. Haha.

  • why are people so fucking stupid??? he was saying that tyson likened a boxing match unto a date! in a boxing match his date would be his opponent which would be a male; hence the "wham bam thank you Sr." ya'll are some punchy motherfuckers... just rocky balboa slow witted motherfuckers!!!

  • @ThisLittleBlackBook Exactly its not strange its like a metaphor for saying when he goes on a date(boxing match) he wham bamms and ko's em!!! lol

  • Well Tyson has said to other men " I will fuck you till you love me baby!"So both of them are faggitsss!

  • I think he was referring to mike tyson being charged with rape.

  • @Ullbritt Correction: found guilty of rape!

  • @tcampbellla he didnt fuck her yet! this was the tilman fight.

  • @fadethetrade This is not the fight wih Tilman as that fight took place in the car park of Cearser's in Vegus. Tyson V Tilman was an outdoor fight in 1990

  • @Ullbritt the rape thing didnt happen yet

  • 1st of all he didnt call him gay. its was a joke pun from a song that goes "wham bam thank you mam." the song might be sexual but what he is trying to say is his idea of a date(set date 4 a fight) is wham bam(beat the crap out of ppl)thank you sir(thanks for the pay per view paycheck) its ok if ppl didnt get it but i think its not cool 2 call ppl dumbass or fag if ur not smart enough 2 understand the joke. i found it funny. i just dont like ppl talk shit when they know nthn & they think they do

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  • Damn larry just called the most feared man on the planet a fag

  • What a dumbass! (Merchant)

  • THAT WAS :AMAZING LOL

  • funny $h!t!!! I doubt he was referring to prison instead a one punch KO, still hilarious!!!!!!!!!!

  • larry fagget

  • Yeah that sounded odd.

  • Larry Merchant was probably drunk; wouldn't have been the first time.

  • stitch

  • wtf is he talking about

  • he ment he likes 2 get things over fast like a ko or a date over 2 get on with the sex he jus sed it fuked up

  • I like the chuckles at the end ahahah

  • Wtf?

    haha funny though.

  • ....oh my

  • this was Tyson vs douglas

  • Merchant didnt get why Sugar ray was laughing

  • hahahahahahahahahahaha---he sure didn't---lmao--

  • what a joke, but im glad other people hate that drunken piece of shit, this bloggers comments deserve to be repeated,  so well said: It's like his mind is thinking "Flapjacks. Flapjacks Flapjacks!!!" HBO has really good commentators—among them Manny Steward, Lennox Lewis and Max Kellerman,—who actually know boxing and aren't drunk assholes. It's time to send the blue-eyed devil out to pasture and save us all the added indignity of watching a buffoon drown in the verbal mire..."

  • damn, is that puttng it lightly?lmao---

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Merchant you homo

  • lol he even chuckles after he said it.

  • was he talking about sex or boxing?? lol

  • I think he got his metaphors mixed up...he probably knocked by 2 or 10 double scotches in the arena bar before getting on the mike.

  • LARRY MERCHANT has been senile since he was 40...He rarely if ever makes any sense and in most cases he isn't even talking about the topic at hand during a fight.... I was watching an HBO fight last year, I think it was HATTON and that kid Malignacci (I don't know how to spell it), and MERCHANT was awful..

  • @EyeLuvGaeSekzz He was born senile.

  • @EyeLuvGaeSekzz hes an alchoholic

  • @EyeLuvGaeSekzz Maybe he has alzeimers and doesnt know it yet. Thats what happenes to alot of people lately.

  • I seriously doubt there is anything on earth thats more annoying than Larry Merchant

  • What the hell is wrong with you people?? Larry Merchant is a great commentator and has been for decades. He's respectful to people, unlike jim gray.

  • jim grey is a piece of filth, a scum of the earth, merchant is just slightly above him on the rung of crap as an excuse for e human being, he is not respectful, he is an arrogant drunk piece of shit who thinks everyone enjoys his stupid ego boosting soliloquies!

  • i dont kno why all you shit heads think this comment is wierd. hes saying that mike tysons fights end very fast "wham bam thank u mam"

  • We get what he's saying lordofkronos. it just sounds like he's saying that Tyson does men lol

  • he shud of said "mike tysons idea of a date is raping a girl"

  • yeah, but he said sir----not mam---

  • he said sir because he means "wham bam thank you sir" in terms of tysons fights, and tyson saying fight time is like a date.

  • lol , that lil mutha fucka says some shit sometime that has me wondering why some of the ignorant mutha fuckas in the league hasn't chin checked him yet,but this time i understand that it was some what of a complament lol pretty funny tho

  • floyd almost checked him ater the baldomir fight---larry merchant don't know anything about boxing---floyd jr.

  • larry merchant is pretty whack. jim seems like a good guy though. He seems sensible. but of course i wouldn't doubt if they have some skeletons in the closet.

  • merchant is slow as fuck the guy is actually retarded and maybe senial.

  • tyson did tell lennox that he would fuck him in the ass till he loved him

  • Yep-among other things as well.

    Theres no doubt Tyson has shown EXTREME homo tendencies in the past.

    Ill never forget after he said that to Lewis how much he kissed his ass while caressing Lennox's forehead after the fight while Lewis was trying to give an interview-HILARIOUS!!

    But hey I guess so what if he his a homo now,hes not boxin no more so in the end what do I care

  • Lol, no i think that was directed at a reporter. He told lennox he wanted to eat his children.

  • wham,bam,thank you sir!

  • Merchant and Lampley are the lamest idiots to ever commentate for the sport. Merchant is too damn slow and should stick writing articles.

  • Merchant is too old now, somebody get rid of him. Lampley is an asshole that needs to have his ass kicked daily...

  • loool

  • He meants it in a metaphorical sense. He is fighting a man in the ring, instead of going on a date with a woman. Still a funny comment though.

  • really? nice pick up.

  • Merchant is so funny. He slows down everything like he is thinking so hard. It's like everything he says (except for the Tyson thing of course) is do or die. He wants to be a poet but he's too damn slow. Get em Banguisoil.

  • hahaha coulden't agree more

  • Slam bam thank you sir.

    Word.

  • Personally I think Larry Merchant has totally NAILED the Tyson psychology here.

    Peter Tatchell's Gaydar is pretty good I guess - remember what he says about Tyson.

    "If I saw him walking down the street I would ASSUME he was gay."

    The effeminate conversational style, the OTT frustration, the violence against women - Tyson has a lot of the hallmarks of repressed homosexuality. And he's in a sport and a cultural background where he practically couldn't come out if he wanted to.

  • Tyson told a man, "I'll fuck you till you love me, faggat!"

    Not hard to figure that one out...

  • That's called tough talk. If I know I can intimidate you, and kick your ass. I can easily say something like that in the heat of the moment.

    That's nothing special as far as trash talk goes. And Tyson is from a tough school.

  • because he was in jail oh so funny he wouldnt say it to tysons face nobody would

  • Larry Merchant made this comment long before Tyson went to jail or even had the "rape" case. Merchant was simply using a metaphor saying that Tyson's idea of a date was to knock someone out in the boxing ring, meaning that Tyson really loved to fight...perhaps even more than he loved dating women.

  • Ok, not sure if that comment was before Tyson went to prison, but I don't think he was picking on Tyson's sexuality - he was just making a point.

  • lol

  • Larry Merchant always makes dumbass comments..remember when he said that Tony Tubbs was like a fat bug on the windshield of Mike Tyson on the road to the championship...lol..

  • LOL!

  • Fuck Oscar Dela Hoya, he can suck my black ass, as for Merchant fuck him too!!!

  • hahahaha

  • That's just Larry being Larry!

  • lol he makes the most ridiculous comments... it's funny sometimes.. but sometimes it's just embarassing. lol.

  • i don't get it......BUT ITS STILL FUNNY!!!!!! LMAO

  • basically he assraped the guys he fought back when he was iron mike(before 1990)

  • Its a shame that Americans are too dumb to understand his simple humour.

    My God dumb Americans -- HE WAS REFERING TO FIGHTING IN THE RING NOT HAVING SEX...who thick are yanks!! You dumb fuks are too slow to understand how people can inter-change phrases!! No wonder Bush was your president!

  • we get it...its just not funny and doesnt sound write btw im nt american

  • we get it you dumbass....no wonder we're the most powerful and technologically adavanced country in the world....fucking third world faggot lmao ur the one who doesnt get it

  • 3rd world Bermuda? lol!! you faggot! Americans are too poor to afford it here. This place has more class than your shit hole. Dont come here unless you can buy a $5million house. We dont deal with peasants from America. We have a a higher per capita income than that shit hole called America! No shit gun crime and people here have class and good manners. I hasten to add dumb yanks deserves abuse.

  • The reason Bermuda has a higher per capita income then America is because it's a small tax shelter island nation.

    Also, the person who made the joke was a Yank, Leonard, who is laughing, is a Yank, and it's kind of sad that someone would extrapolate their entire view of a nation through a 20 second video.

  • dumb americans huh?

    were are u from?

  • Larry says the darnedest things....

  • Larry is always good for a laff...or a "what the f was that?"

  • I think that sounded better in his head then when it actually came out of his mouth.

    LLL - LongLiveLarry

  • gotta love larry

  • should have been "wham, bam thank-you ma'am now wheres that rohypnol"

    :)

  • omg ahahaha that was so funny i had soda in my mouth and when he said that i spit it on my screen with laughter lol

  • ok dude... we don't need to know your complete reaction.

  • larry is the king.. any one who dosnt like him is obvs gay

  • haha he's got a drinking problem

  • Classic Larry, such a dumbass but it would not be the same without him.

  • Trying to be funny and falling ever so fucking short of the mark.

  • larry merchant is twat, but hes like the naseem hamed of boxing,he was a twat so is merchant, which makes em funny....

  • boxing just wouldn't be the same without larry merchant

    i'm sorry i said it!

  • ha ha, Larry Merchant is an idiot, they need someone else in there.

  • Larry Merchant for President!

    the road to the white house begins here

  • cemetery*

  • cant stand tat larry...dey need sum1 more modern

  • lol

  • I love to hate Larry Merchant

  • Larry Merchant rules!

  • ljljjn,n kjh

  • hahahaha

  • he should have said its like going out on a date..he physically assauts his date...

  • how creepy was that grunting sound he made after he said thank you sir?? larry merchant should kill himself. damn i hate him.

  • lol

  • That was Ray Leonard trying not to laugh out loud.

  • Larry Merchant is annoying with his ridiculous riddles ''like a fly is like a cockroach that swims" WTFFFFFFFFF.

  • @fire360 lmfao its not annoying, it's hilarious.

  • what a homo... terrible commentator

  • Larry Merchant says some of the most ridiculous things. Amazing he's made a nice living doling them out.

  • The track is called 'Freedom' by 'Grandmaster Flash'. Its got such a cool hook.

  • Tyson = Legend

  • anyone know the song in the background?

  • it was ""KRS 1 - YOU MUST LEARN""... its a great rap song, you should look up the video on youtube, KRS 1 spits some great rap poetry in the song..

  • wam bam = come in, use your fists, thank you sir = job complete.

  • "Wham, Bam, thank you sir" is in reference to Tyson's analogy about a fight being like a date...'It's finally going to happen'. The 'sir', of course, is the fighter who is about to get knocked the fuck out at the hands of Iron Mike.

  • no merchant, mike tyson aint a batty boi like you

  • its boxing you dumb fucks. wham bam with your fist. every single person who has related it to gay pshycologically have given off a gay vibe and are most probably gay themselves.

  • Bernstein is cool,merchants a dickhead

  • It must be Larry's 'Smirnoff' talking again.

  • jews run the media stupid.they put there own in power like merchant or al bernstein and the rest of the f-smelly jews on tv..becouse they run tv and newspayper they control our views..thas why we are in irak not becouse of oil thats what they want us to beleive its becouse of israel..but no can say that in the media becouse they run it

  • absolutely

  • What song is on in the back?

  • Don't quote me but I think it's "welcome to the terror dome"

  • no it's not.

  • Wham bam thank you sir? Implying that Tyson = teh ghey?

  • no, that a date for tyson is in the ring

  • Well "Wham, Bam, Thank you Ma'am" isn't talking about the ring, so why would "Wham, Bam, thank you sir"?

    I think he was talking about Mike's time in prison.

    Nothing tops George Foreman saying "ENDO IS GREAT", in the Phillip Ndou - Floyd Mayweather Jr fight.

  • its boxing you dumb fucks. wham bam with your fist. every single person who has related it to gay pshycologically have given off a gay vibe and are most probably gay themselves.

  • larry merchant is a clear example of jewish dominated american tv..he is stupid,silly and drunk but becouse he is jewish he gets the job..if you think he is bad you should listen to al bernstein on showtime.the best boxing announcers are teddy atlas,george forman ect not the communist jews

  • Dont you know we live in the United States of Israel? FYI, they are not communist. They are the most capitalistic bunch of assholes. MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY

  • What the hell does being Jewish with boxing announcing..You guys sound so bitter..and I am a muslim..its people with statements like you guys that fuck this world up.

  • yawn...zzzzzzzzzzz

  • Communist Jews??!!

    That's probably the funniest example of someone not knowing what the hell they are talking about.

    I will agree that Al Bernstein is terrible.

  • Merchants the f'n man. Whose got bigger balls? Noone! He tells the fighter to his face if his performance sucked and he doesn't sugar coat anything. That's what I like to see. Not an ass kissing motherfucker like a Steven A. Smith that sucks up to the athletes.

  • You're absolutely right numnut79 - people only hate merchant because he asks their favorite fighters the tough questions. Merchant doesn't give a crap - he's asks the real questions and doesn't kiss anyone's ass

  • yep..... exactly right.... i respect a man like that

  • people are fuckin stupid. goin at each other over the internet to prove what?

  • the thing is, the people you see on the internet posting comments and talking all this shit are the ones you'll never have to worry about running in to. they are the ones who keep their mouths shut when they are out in public. they talk all this smack about how tough they are, whose ass they're gonna kick. and then when you see them in public they have their head down.

  • anyone knows the hip hop song in the background?

  • larry merchant is hands down the best ring interviewer in boxing? i dont think i've ever heard something so stupid.

  • lol

  • good ol' larry merchant, you either love him or hate him, i like the old drunk bastard.

  • Merchant is hands down the best ring interviewer in boxing. Rogan will only go as far as Dana White's leash allows him to go. Merchand simply doesn't care.

  • This little clip is further proof that Larry Merchant only talks to hear himself talk...his mouth has no idea what his brain is trying to say...he's hands down, the worst commentator in boxing...Lampley is a tight second. These two bozo's are partially responsible for the recent fall in boxing...that and Dana Whites incredible UFC!!! Joe Rogen is miles beyond these two washed up old creeps.

  • You're either Dana White or Joe Rogan, or you're a dumbass. Fucking Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler are better commentators than Joe Rogan. All Joe Rogan does is kiss.

  • I'm neither but you're certainly showing your fucking ignorance...that much is for certain. Your homosexual inuendos regarding kissing Rogan are blatant, you need to do something about it...maybe jerk yourself off so you can quit thinking about it...better yet, fuck Merchant, he'll love you.

  • Fuck u u little fag. who the fuck says inuendo fuck u fuck Joe Rogan's retarded ass not funny comedian wannabe. Fuck him. And fuck u u fuckin loser. Go jerk off to 2 girls 1 cup like ur ass ranger Joe Rogan did

  • Hey I must have hit a nerve on my pimply little zit faced 15 year old You Tubing punk ass who's being awfully brave behind the keyboard of his dad's computer...throw me a little more banter and show the world your ignorance...you're a Rogan lover and you know...now go be my bitch and fix me a chicken potpie you cocksucking little child porn whore monger.

  • Yeah I'm 15. How fuckin tough do you feel now you faggot ass cocksucker. You probably wanna fuck me now in my tight little 15-year-old ass don't you fuckin trailer trash, piece of shit faggot. You're talkin hard as hell too behind your lap top that your mommy prolly bought you with the money she earned from whoring for me on the corner. Go cut your wrist and drown yourself, douche bag.

  • Who the hell are you talking to you little zit faced piece of shit? Do us all a favor, get off the computer as your local library and get a job down at McDonalds so you can afford your own...your a product of welfare, it's apparent in with your lack of education, poor grammer and ridiculous "wanna be gangster" mentality. You are the most amusing 15 year old tough guy I have ever seen...and evidently homosexual with all of your references to getting fucked in the ass and sucking cock! Homo!

  • haha, wtfs all these comments about, cos you prefer diff interviewers, not cool

  • MrOffshore,

    You seem really immature with all of your gay jokes.

    Ohh, and how can ANYONE that spells Grammar "grammer" begin to complain about anything?

    You are supposed to ACT like an adult, not piss-off a 15-year-old boy who would probably beat your ass.

    Seriously, if you want to joke someone, joke Larry Merchant, that's the reasonable thing to do.

  • Larry Merchant tosses salads.