Joe Wong All American Immigrant Headliner Radio & Television Correspondents Dinner pt.2

[Damndrrtyapes]

0:42 You can see Bill Gates, whom I'm sure has more than a few Chinese working for him. They might like the experience enough that they'll be citizens too.

[dynamo116]

OMG you're building a nuclear weapon?! But you're doing it wrong, LOL

[olivuh]

"I can see Russia from my backyard" LMAO

[XpiR3d]

lol. hilarious man...

[rWWDDr]

i can see what from my backyard? i didnt catch that.

[Palangkaraya2008]

@rWWDDr i can see RUSSIA from my backyard

[jimmyjamesWang]

@rWWDDr, he is born and raised in northern Manchuria, neighboring the Russian Far East.

[windsxin]

@rWWDDr Russia is at south of china.

[LordTheisos]

Laugh you fools! Laugh!

[RaraCR]

HU cares lol

[blizz3166]

Joe 4 Prez!!!

[homexht]

who cares = "hu" cares, as he mentioned at the beginning

[ExistenceWithin]

"the past 10 years in the last decade!"

[Loverenoir]

can someone explain to me what he said from 1:17-1:29? I couldn't hear what he said. When he said "your welcome" it was really funny lol

[smartboy230]

@Loverenoir He said:

Life is sort of like peeing into the snow on a dark winter night. You probably made a difference, but it's really hard to tell.

[zeroliuxiyuan]

who care............

[otterfree]

lol, WHO CARES

[InspiredBySteve]

My meaning was: "You really made me laugh when you said that". Great performance by Joe! : )

[AppleWendy]

"I believe unilateralism is too expensive and open dialogue is too slow. So if elected, I'll go with text messaging. I will text our allies just to say hi and text our enemies while they are driving. 'OMG You are building a nuclear weapon? But you are doing it wrong! LOL'" Hahaha! He's really good, very witty.

[kaikang]

笑死我了，虽然不知道他说的啥

[IBMX31]

Very witty

[lwglwglwg]

I really like his humor. Very witty and nothing offensive. Unlike so many comedians nowadays resorting to cheap stereotypical or sexual jokes.

[legallynuts]

Joe Correction America does not win the World Series every year they did not win in 1992 and 1993 when the TORONTO BLUE JAYS WON the World Series. GO JAYS GO I AM CANADIAN"

[tigerwoodsdeception]

Good try, but you're too late Joe: Barrie Hussein SORTeRO=FIRST ASIAN PRESIDENT since he's from Indonesia.

[InspiredBySteve]

You had me at "Yes, we can"...great job Joe

[buchirou]

my English level could not make me to understand this one. Can any one help to explain why this

@You had me at "Yes, we can"@？ so good？

[MVDrudge]

@buchirou 中文不是我母语 －－ 请包涵语言错误。有一句很有名的台词（来自《Jerry Maguire》）说you had me at 'hello.'" 是一个爱人对她情侣说的，就是说她一见钟情（从你说你好以后，我­就爱上你了）。Joe Wang把这句改成"you had me at 'yes we can'。"yes we can"是奥巴马竞选用的一个口号，所以这个说法意味着他对奥巴­马一见钟情，而且有副总统乔•拜登在旁边就更搞笑。清楚不？

[buchirou]

@MVDrudge 谢了！

[hushaohua63]

Joe Wong for president!

[xdir]

I was surprised how good he was, especially liked the "who cares" slogan even tho it took a few seconds to get.

[DaeMaWong]

3:33 a cure for natural causes. ROLF.

[destruantes]

that guy was actually really good

[lilsorms202]

I have a quick fix for Global Warming, we will switch from Fahrenheit to Celsius it was 100 degrees now it's 40 haha.

[prayfortruejustice]

He actually was pretty funny - but I like dry humor.

[EsCurve]

lol your doing it rong.

[NuLLx42]

he was good.