Look Listen and Take Heed - Women Keep Your Virtue

[s3xypie]

That girl is quite attractive. Quite attractive indeed.

[futurista711]

hilarious! I love the fast show! brilliant and intelligent humour! :-)

[lionlyons]

@futurista711

This isn't from the Fast Show. It's from a show called Harry Enfield and Chums (which also features Paul Whitehouse).

[DMBKristen41]

LOL "...perhaps he's a queer sort"

[Angerfist2]

21? fuck that girls at an age of 15 have those feelings

[lionlyons]

@Angerfist2

Yes, that's why it's funny.

[talkindurinthemovie]

british people are funny

[shmivv]

This production is fantastic. I love that even the sound and screen quality looks legit. Also, I love their flawless elocution. ^_^

[UncleFeedle]

The actress in this is just brilliant. Her voice is pure 1940's.

[MetanteiTriforce]

I'd hate the sexism, but I got s really big feeling this is a joke. XD And a great one at that!

[thesomebody3]

seriously all these controlling poppullation ads and u still think that britain aint communist

[beowulf3075]

@thesomebody3 ?????????????????

[hanson666999]

You know what to do dont you? Thats right, strike the toothless foreign type into the dirt! :^D HAHAHA They dont make comedy like this anymore in England.

[chubbylilloser85]

WOMEN KNOW YOUR LIMITS!!!!



[scoobydoowop]

diabolical liberties with my knees!? OH MY!

[cromicus]

It's your twenty-first birthday, dear.

Yes.

[kel9OOO]

Thankfully, there was a laugh track, otherwise, I would not have known what was supposed to be funny.

[okee9]

That actress is brilliant

[danikah128]

hahhaha the uncle kills

[eddygggg]

11 people had uncles that were far too affable

[tomservo56954]

When am I going to find someone who will let me take diabolical liberties with their knees?

[JFredUK]

@tomservo56954 Careful now.. Making such rash decisions could land you in serious trouble. I mean, catching sight of a young ladies' ankles is enough to send any chap into a frenzied state, never mind actually coming into contact with her knees..!! I mean, once you did, you know that you'd have to be married at once! After having taken a cold shower, of course.

[tomservo56954]

@JFredUK Just remember these words a bird from Blighty said on a Yank variety show:

"It wasn't until I met Heathcliffe that I realized why they call England 'the mother country'".

[elgnitnomis]

#1. It's comedy #2. Its only about 10 years old. - its supposed to look old, as it highlights the stereo typical attitudes from the 40's & 50's. Please, stop being so predictable and (nieve?) .. madre mia!!

[IntarwebUser]

Ah. The importance of having standards in dating. Very educational.

[eksadiss]

affable uncles HAHAHAHAH

[spehizle]

I'm off to knife a pensioner and desecrate a church.

[DeHerg]

@spehizle who isn´t ?

[royalsteven]

1.56 That's what a lot of girlfriend's girlfriends and mothers say. 2.10 that's what they do a lot in their teens and 20's. 2.17 That's what most women say after their thirties

-__-

[wmprokipchak]

Love it especially at time 0:46=

Narrator: "like all women she needs a husband to make her complete"

..dramatic music! & shocked look!.....she notices shes toting a pipe and slippers to a fireside comfy chair that is GASP devoid of a husband! I feel so very sorry for the poor wretched thing (fighting back tears..)

[nakedmambo]

Enfield was a comedy king in the early 1990s.

[dra6osh]

@nakedmambo Why it looks like 50s then ? The black&white, language and hairstyles ?

[nakedmambo]

@dra6osh It's just one sketch.

[TheLotRatF]

@dra6osh It is a sketch...give me a video and I can turn it into a black/white movie too.

[luciangabrielpopescu]

She's incredibly attractive, a million way ahead vulgar tramps of today. It almost makes you hope she really WAS the kind of woman she acts...

[dra6osh]

She's so sweet! I have a question: Is this movie english or american and what's the name of the girl ? Does the movie have a name or something ?

[dra6osh]

@Tigerlilly0777 Are you sure? The pelicula looks old. And the language seems old as well. Like 50s.

[Mickeymouse5132]

@dra6osh

Are you serious? It's a comedy sketch!!

[aanleunwoning]

"diabolical liberties with your knees"

[MrCorey45]

i was just writing a check for the poor - o,o

did i mention im extremely rich and i go to church? = squirt

[ALEXJDXBL]

Transcribe Audio:

Before she reaches the end of her Journey

she must walk through the Minefield of Candy.

[dizzydaisygal]

Something terribly wrong with that uncle!!!

[RedTailedTuna]

at the age of 21 ha... at the age of 9, 10

[BurnSpangler]

"like all women, she needs a husband to make her complete" i always laugh so hard at the part, not just because the statement is ridiculous but the video is funny too :P

[TwyztdValkyrie]

Omg her "ooooohh" at the end made me howl.

[MidnightFlower13]

"ads you contracted with your complexion" transcribe, marry me.

[senorleemond]

I would

[49jubilee]

it's not the man who completes the woman, it's the WOMAN who completes the MAN single men are immature--remember it used to be at weddings I PROUNOUNCE YOU MAN AND WIFE --it needs to go back to that

[BGH122]

@49jubilee Women: Know your limits.

[Jcahalane]

@49jubilee Calm down love.

[allcreationsings]

HOOT!!! I think I'll buy my daughter a Tiffany floor lamp for her 21st birthday. Priceless!!!

[WHATISUTUBE]

There's something about her voice and composure...you know, I think women CAN TAKE HEED. Men like it when you're not slutty. Or at least, a little more composed and dainty. Or maybe its just me...

[RobTheBuilder]

Watch it with You Tube captioning... hilarious.

Spunky chaps with hats at jaunty angles is captioned as "Spunky jab so that's a tortilla angles"

[OllyOfCydonia]

'like all women, she needs a husband to make her complete,' dun Dun DUNNN!

[thejazzsummer]

Hilarious!

[theshaggyshow]

feminists have no virtue...

[beautifulsarah100]

The look on the uncle's face when she was bouncing on his lap is what had me laughing my ass off.

[MrFrontallobotomy]

Its the spunky chaps with hats at jaunty angles you have to watch out for.

[CoronaMage]

Did anyone else realize the grandpa was jacking her off with his knee?

Great family values.

[hanchiman]

Harry Enfield.... I used to watch his show when I was living in UK during my first few years.... Didn't understod British humour back then but now I do.

[Mazaveli]

strike the toothless foreign type savagely to the dirt

[SvenTviking]

But unfortuately, he was into coprophilia..

[rwalker811]

8 people seek to take diabolical liberties with her knees.

[Mullahgrrl]

@rwalker811 Dont we all?

[Stranglepuff]

0:27 really makes me laugh!

[Izdigger5]

"You are a silly thing. You are getting hysterical. Here!"

*slap*

[brballer42]

7 women gave up their virtue.

[mw08149272]

my favorite part is 2:25

[86MrMarcus]

lol @ the stable boy giving a helping hand haha

[TheMikesMaiden]

lol gay and queer forget it lollllllllll

[MickeyLove01]

A slap always helps an hysterical woman.

[WillShakespeare2007]

"I'm off to knife a pensioner and desecrate a church"

[rainbowspite222]

something quare happens lol

[TheSweetieflower]

The Uncle is a pedo xD

[Disturbed928]

LMFAO at the slaps

[Jukeboxguy00]

The uncle was quite creepy

[bradzack100]

Somthing queer happens lol, caddishnness lmao, perhaps he's the queer sort XD

[MarcusCardiff]

The faces she pulls are fantastic.

[Mickeymouse5132]

@MarcusCardiff

and she's a cutey as well

[stingfan1000]

I always wondered how my sisters found husbands.....what a minefield being a girl.

[freeheretic111]

She is such a good actress and her facial expressions are perfect.

[rosrychaplet]

That's hysterical!!!

[Amyjay1059]

@rosrychaplet well think about it! that man was going to touch her knees *gasp*

[TherealMrChristophel]

diabolical liberties with your knees

[huntedrasta]

she found a good man in the end eh

[HelmutVonSphincter]

Go and hover near him, perhaps you can entrap him with your complexion.

[CainG88]

Aunt Petunia!

[InformatikSuperheld]

GAY used to mean simply happy, not homo. you can find it in old films and books

[haygoodfly]

gay /= queer?

[niallfroggy]

queer means unusual, wierd etc.

[haygoodfly]

fair enough... that didn't come off way i meant it. I just found it humorous that the word queer is actually being used according to the original (i dare say most legitimate meaning). I do lament how certain words are overcome by certain forces in pop culture. There is a lesser humor about how I'm trying to relate two derivative homosexual terms. Neither of which have to mean homosexual. The post could have literally been interpreted as: happy /= weird? ...but i obviously suck at telling jokes

[doctorw2]

blymy when they showed that one bit with the bloke bouncing that girl on his knee i was very aroused that clip was almost pornographic.

[mindovermatte]

rly? I thought it was one embarrasing uncle..

[HighlandFreePress]

I'd give her one .... or twa.....

[Zuberzuber]

you are one of those men who gonna listen to their wifes 247 ahah

[Tupezki]

^ women or a fag

[atylerplai]

"He may seem a gay chap, but is he? Perhaps he's a queer sort."

The irony of this statement when put in the context of modern language makes me laugh.

[smaakjeks]

@atylerplai

Pretty sure that was the joke

[THthefirst]

@atylerplai er, i think that's the point!

[veyronman]

@atylerplai well done, you understood the joke and felt the need to explain it to everyone here on youtube

[richardsoccer2711]

@atylerplai: lol ... no shit? hahahah. CAPTAIN OBVIOUS AWAAAAAY.

[LeilaMeat]

@atylerplai It was written in modern times.

[ShinobiGarth]

@atylerplai was thinking the same LOL

[ShinobiGarth]

what does the first guy say when she turns him down?

"im off to _________ and desecrate a church"

[Lukergamer]

@ShinobiGarth I'm off to knife a pensioner and desecrate a church.

[thesomebody3]

@Lukergamer the lookl on her face when she got the present was killing me, NO BAINS AT ALL

[daveshn]

@Lukergamer

And then I'll shoot an arrow into a guard's knee.

[BGH122]

@ShinobiGarth 'Knife a pensioner'

[SafeAzFuck]

@atylerplai Thank u captain obvious! XD

[SafeAzFuck]

LMAO why does a dirty old jewish guy try to chat her up? Full respect to her for beatin his ass tho XD

[luciangabrielpopescu]

@SafeAzFuck I was surprised myself with this, because the video is nothing but a "feminist" caricature and we all know who were the advocates of feminism in that age...

[MushroomQueen27]

Wow...

[awesomewelles90]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[053bss]

Does anyone know who the woman is played by?

[sllusus]

made me laugh out LOUD

[djslipdisk]

Jesus dude, get off your high horse it's jut a bit of fun!

[0871356005]

that guy second from the left at 1:04 looks really like that german guy in inglorious basterds.

[DanRaccoon]

"You are a silly thing, now you're getting histerical, here *tap....tap*"

wtf X3

[DanRaccoon]

Troll.

[duncanthedragon]

Get a life, this is called comedy which is something you clearly don't understand

[buffalocrotch]

Oh Dear, I think that Henrycaville may not be able to relate to the rather queer nature of this humor!

[Cunnysmythe]

"Strike the toothless foreign type savagely to the dirt!"

[sarzdoyle]

The actress is Caroline Harker.

[EnvyAbomination]

LMAO AT THAT GUY WHO GOT HIT BY STUFF

[pothead27]

"To hell with you then, Im off to knife a pensioner and desecrate a church" lmao

[tainoarawak]

Excellent British humor

[thingthing94]

phwarr i wouldnt mind being in a dark cinema with her!

[edliwracso]

spunky chaps with there hats at jaunty angles..................hilari­ous

[SixShotMaryDown]

lmfao!!! at slow bitch slaps 2:26

[rosey4exclaim]

It's your 21st birthday, dear.

Yes.

Happy Birthday. *gives present*

lmao Wow.

[xn6]

@rosey4exclaim hahahhaaha

[Binicula]

That actress is PERFECT. Her face in the beginning is priceless!

[PirunvasaraReborn]

a gay chap! ha ha ha

[Ramsez]

of the queer sort

[buffalocrotch]

jeez, it seemed this woman was dealing with so many gay chaps of the queer sort, it's amazing she found a straight man to marry!

[TopDog777]

mint this mate!! haha

[sirromyrag]

this actress was so right for the part.

[123strauss]

What is the actress' name in this clip anyone ?

[neelied451]

i've been looking EVERYWHERE for this vid! so funny....."women, know your limits!"

[WoosterFanGirl]

Oh, that's too awesome! =D *LOL*

~L~

[AngryOfMayfair]

"... I was just writing a cheque for the poor..."

Wonderful stuff.