John Pinette "on a diet"

[SeetherSnob]

juice is not a verb...ahahahahahaha! You know it John

[aripm452]

I've seen this new eating plan called DietOramy (search on google) - my sister said she started out using this and already spent several kilos, without feeling famished or weary in any way... what do you suppose, has anybody tried it yet?

[AgentH53]

Advice, if you are going to drink something, put the video on pause....

[Dramos420]

Amazing! I am so proud of him, and I love! his work :) Ty for posting this

[limeo37]

When you see a salad, that means something good is going to happen soon! hahaha

[jakedewitt82]

1:28 LMFAO! epic.

[asela521]

Oh hai! Have you considered cleverous 402 diet (just google it)? Ive heard some unbelivable things about it and my cooworker lost lots of weight with it.

[agt20111]

Looove this dude,best comedian out there :)

[CarlChub]

Wow he lost tons of weight.

[HxCSounds]

he used to be so much more fatter.

[sacr3]

This guy is fucking gold. Deserves awards.

[tturtle50]

Something good is going to happen, wait right here!!

[taylorjbr]

Please do not clean colon on front laun,signed all of us. Love it

[rockvilleron]

A younger version of Dom Deluise. This is a refreshing return to real comedy - BRAVO

[Dragonange18]

The Doctor Phil part just really cracks me up.

[Ministryoflove451]

umm..do i have that look about me how do ya..twitch twitch. i couldnt breathe the first time i watched this

[taurnguard]

Nutritionists are nothing more than people too lazy to go eight years in college to get a doctorate degree.

Those that believe you don't need meat in your diet will start looking like anemic sharpeis. Don't believe me? Take a good look at the 'fur is murder' people hanging out in front of Suks and Needless Mark-ups stores.

[cbm715]

Perhaps one of the very best comedians today. Not a single profanity needed to make us laugh as hard as anyone can.

[MrThemountaindew]

He looks like a little kid when he smiles haha

[lvrofwolves]

'I can have all the mixed greens I want????? stop I'm getting a chubby' 'hahahahahaha

[FinalFirebrand]

I think you're gonna win the trip to Washington this year...

[Terrakinetic]

5:50 I love the way he automatically says, "No."

[TheFictionalNinja]

This guy reminds me of Nathan Lane.

[stevenp25100]

"Juice is not a verb" ... It's all funny but I don't know why I thought that was hilarious

[bunkman64]

Truely one of the funniest comics EVER!

[jasonlammons]

who are these brainless twits thumbing down??? HOW, HOW IN THE HELL COULD THEY NOT THINK THIS GUY IS HILARIOUS???

[iMikiz]

16 people didn't get 50 ass dollars

[43jaygee]

John is a true original with material to go with it. Truly one of the funniest guys in the country.

[1saha2]

No! Salad is not food, salad comes with the food!

[iMikiz]

@1saha2 That's my fav part and i agree whole heartedly

[Kitsunechen]

His smile is so sweet.

[chefboyrd640]

I swallowed a quarter when I was 7, and $50 came out

[jasonlammons]

@chefboyrd640 :my ass hit the jackpot"!!!!!

[ilovebeatles2010]

OOOOOOO I THINK YOUR GUNNA WIN THE TRIP TO WASHINGTON THIS YEAR :P

[Virchew]

He sounds like Mort Goldman from Family Guy...

[stumpbuzzr]

sort of reminds me of Dom DeLuise. very good, very funny

[darkhorsefive0]

Absolutely one of the funniest comedians I've ever seen!

[Geoshi]

I just watched his 1997 JFL appearance, and now this. He has lost a bunch of weight, looks great, and still a hilarious man =)

[bleedmetal69]

i can have all the mixed greens i want? please stop im getting a chubby

[ENERGYSMYNAME]

i went to taste it and my brain sent a signal to my mouth .... GET IT OUT GET IT OUT!!!!

[IICRABSII]

OMG! I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. The low carb bread bit was my favorite part. I laughed so hard I wasn't breathing and got light headed and it felt like I was going to pass out. Thanks for posting this!!! :D

[jodohead]

Salad is not food. Salad is what you use to lure the meat closer so you can catch it and eat it!

[zebibey]

hahahahaha "i swallowed a quarter and now its 50 dollars" "mission accomplished" omg hes too funny lol

[matt1500100]

OMG HE IS THE BEST I LAUGH EVERTIME I SEE THEM I DONT LAUGH AT AT ANYONE EXCEPT HIM BOW DOWN TO THE MASTER HE DOSENT HAVE TO CURSE TO BE FUNNY

[tubeman25]

love it hilarious

[lullo555]

Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The expressions on his face do it for me...."I feld lied to" Priceless

[Tyranitar1998]

he did loose some weight

[twincram]

"If your drinking ham juice and your arm goes numb wait an hour." LMBO

[steffono3]

"I think you're gonna win the trip to Washington this year."

[ceresmary206]

PLease wear a diaper when listening to this, honestly!

[DarkPheonix713]

LMAO seriously!

[55552780]

i love him he sounds like a little kid to me

[expio]

he lost much weight. looks better - healthier.

[zadsw2]

uh nay nay



[MortalKombat773]

Get it out! GET IT OUT!!! hahaha

[newman20072008]

i think your going to win the trip to washington this year LOL

[rmartins105]

"i swallowed a quarter when i was 7 , $50 came out

my ass hit the jackpot"

[rmartins105]

"i swallowed a quarter when i was 7 , $50 came out

my ass hit the jackpot"

[rmartins105]

"when i finish the bison someones gonna walk up to me,

"THAT WAS THE LAST ONE!!!!!"

[AndreCorona]

He makes me laugh so hard I fart repeatedly.

[videospot78]

@AndreCorona im sorry but, WHY THE FUCK DO U FART WHEN U LAUGH!??!

[sallicio]

@AndreCorona ...ew!

[chubbeladey]

John Pinette is hilarious and everyone that has been struggling with weight issues will giggle until their bellies jiggle.

[Smb081985]

@chubbeladey believe it or not, he is inspiring me to drop some, plus i am a nursing aid and moving all the time! :)

[koffeekage]

bison is pretty good. its got less cholesterol than ground beef, at least the stuff we bought did.

[SakuraAvalonBleac25]

ROFL XD

thank you SO much for sharing this with us! John Rocks!

[dancingjubilee]

lol i juiced a carrot with ranch dressing and it was disgusting

[88iroq350]

HAHAHAHA!!!!!

[JesseXHockey]

when he sais juicing, it sounds like steroids:P

[newman20072008]

he got interest off is QUARTER lol lol lol

[EATIT41]

that was the last one !

[culturelady]

i juiced a ham...let me get the krispy kremes and we're good to go.....i wet my pants!

[dylan92velden]

my brain said to my mouth: GET IT OUT! GET IT OUT! wahaha

[Yellowtopazz]

So glad I watch this ..IT was soooooooo funny just what I needed..one of those bright spots in life ...everyone should enjoy...

[SLATER654]

haha i laughed so hard

[JFinSD2]

I am laughing so hard it hurts.

[grpke]

fucken funny

[RticleMan]

Hi there, just wanted to say I like your videos and if/when you get some spare time maybe you could view/comment on my videos as well.

Thanks so much!,

JH

[mrlgh]

When I was 7 I swallowed a quarter...FIFTY DOLLARS CAME OUT! My ass hit the jackpot! LOL!

[jga712]

Actually the wonder light bread is excellent.

[camarorider67]

"she had cookies...i said ohhh...your gonna win the trip to washington to year, go back and bring the rest of your troop"

LMFAO

[kumarimullin]

salad is a promissory note that the food will arrive!!!! too funny

[MACABREMARIPOSA]

"if you're drinking ham juice and your arm goes numb wait an hour"

[ResEv4]

my dad works with john's cousin/ hahah hes hilarious!!!!!

[leighton3214]

laughed so hard i cried!!!

[pharcyde110573]

I love this guy!!! What a talent!

[mitchkurt]

funny as hell

[walkingbarefoot1327]

When you drive by a bakery and jump out of a moving vehicle, that's a craving!

[Urbino237]

Brilliant! The most 'natural' comedian of them all - VERY clever.

His smile is so cheerful and he could sell a CD just singing.

[ralesk]

I totally agree with that 'naturalness' :)

[Wingsabr]

@Urbino237 Dont forget actor. He's a great actor.

[RampinUp46]

Hey crazy lady: I'm sending back the rest of the herbs! Mission accomplished! My colon is clean, I swallowed a quarter when I was 7, $50 came out! My ass hit the jackpot!

[destinybaby123]

i dont eat bison, it was indangerd, i dont eat that, but its not indangerd anymore, but i dont trust it, ill finish the bison and somebody will walk up to me "THAT WAS THE LAST 1"

[jenniferjuicebox]

LOL so funny. & I love his smile!

[sharkcity4080]

he would make a good Olie in a Laural and hardy remake.......

[Lilweezyjnr]

Gotta love his smile

[nuktubian]

A very high level of comedy.

[hollyjulian1962]

isn't he great? lmao

[TheGigamanexe]

halarous!!!! However i herd some hidden howling in the background.

[formenso682]

heh heh hes fluffy. (if you dont know what im talking about, watch gabriel iglesias. but never mind him. this dudes awesome

[danielpaco2000]

Lol, his ass hit a jackpot!!!

[letsgoriding33]

Oh my gollie! This guy is my hero! I want to live in his pocket!!!

[mepwnu]

gotta love this guy

[xmobster5]

hahaha

[bluesmashkirby]

lol i love john pinette he is hilarious

[roadrunnerblaz]

Get off my lawn.....UNLESS YOU HAVE DOUGHNUTS!!!!

[egyptiscool]

"She wanted me to have salad as the food. No...". AHAHA!

[PhantomLord]

i love the way he says "no"

[coolbeens21]

""this'll be fine for now go back and get the rest of the troop "LMFAO!!

[mwdelfosse]

I love his smile, it's so infectious!

[coolbeens21]

yes he is, hes so cute! xD

[jimmyboy99]

I juiced a hot dog once. lol This was before I heard him do the bit about the ham. It was nasty.

[jbrooks789]

John is a great talent. I would love to see him get more film work. Keep it John!

[firefly9425]

i agree man, he should have a DVD

[mezzbox7]

he has 3 or 4 dvds out and 2 audio tapes

[firefly9425]

sweet, i have to buy ALL

[sm3earl]

"let me get this crispy kreme in here, we'll be good to go"

hahahahhaha

[GreatBlueDragon2008]

John is my hero.....i wish everyone could look at thier life and see the humor in it

[bboyneko]

yah he got skinnier thank god..when he was SUPER fat he looked like he was ready to drop dead. He is still fat enough to be funny when he has his eating jokes

[aakk009]

"THAT WAS THE LAST ONE!!!"

[kabam33]

hahah this is soo funny i love him

[za1pp]

He loss weight

[sbrushfan]

I'm not sure who's funnier...John Pinette, or Jeff Dunham. I think John just edges him out.

[drowndingpool]

yeah

[foomer15]

Funny man!

[bboyneko]

im gonna go see him for my birthday

[mizunderstoodKID94]

i love this guy! he is very very very funny!!

[anonomous576]

ok juice is not a verb, i dont know what youre talkin about... ahahah

[youfillintheblank1]

"He was on the "no carb diet", you see that disc? ROFLMGDMFAO

[Kammar05025]

he's hilarious...but u noe what else i rlly like about him?? He doesn't stimulate any contreversy or you-tube wars...like George Carlin for example...the STUFF ppl say to each other...i seriously don't know why some people are so NASTY to each other:S:|..no1 says anything bad about Pinette's videos though...:)I seriously don't understand WHYY people feel the need to insult each other!!:|:| WHY:S

[ivenstorm]

i know what hes talking bout though. once you stop eatting something for a long time you can actually have nightmares about eating it. happened to me when i gave up potato chips for 6 years.

[stevensonbryan]

I listen to john all the time as i drive... "show me the buffie"

[evansnavy]

when u drive by a bakery and jump out that's a craving lol. he is great!!

[ProudMommie0f2]

I love this Guy, he's so hilarious :)

[hammer326]

lol salad is not food salad is a promise that food will arrive soon.

[aust100]

very very funny hahah love it

[drowndingpool]

i thought dr.phil was on my lawn too lol

[drowndingpool]

i felt lied to

[Pamathey]

"Please do not clean your colon on front lawn, signed all of us."

HAHA. Gross.

[normalwerido]

"that was the last one!"

LMFAO

[Pamathey]

"I felt lied to."

lol

[anthonyperna]

hey crazy lady. im sending back the rest of the herbs...mission accomplished. hahahaha

[toyinattic]

MY ASS HIT THE JACKPOT!

[Traviswinn]

Pretty sure everyone does it because it is there favorite part from the video... FYI

[flostinparadise]

He Reminds me of Dom Deluise. Wonderful. Thanks for posting this. ie. "Dean Martin, Bing Crosby & Dom Deluise" on Youtube.

[ssips720]

this guy wit rosie.. Lmfao perfect pair

[Panik101]

If you're drinking ham juice, and your arm goes numb, wait an hour. I'm not a nutritionist that's just my advice."

LMMFAO!

[dipdat33]

Salad= food is comming soon, be prepared!!

lol

[THEUrinalCake]

Salad is a promissory note that food will soon arrive. Something good's about to happen, wait right here.

[ptreiber16]

THAT WAS THE LAST ONE!!!

[crossbow200]

its absorbing the heat like a space shuttle tile! how does it break down in my system if it doesnt toast?! XD XD

[a1a5g6]

If you juice a ham and your arm goes numb, wait an hour...

[bobtreestump]

3rd day i juiced a ham

[ty3104]

"i can have all the mixed greens i want? stop, im getting a chubby."

[FlawlessVizionz08]

omfg hahaha I swallowed a quarter when I was seven, 50 dollars came out. PRICELESS!! That joke was bomb.

[dmuth]

I want to juice a Big Mac.

[WolfDemonProductions]

i've tried no carb bread before. Its like theres no water or any liquid in it at all or ever was! its like a giant chunk of powder. I had it once, not since

[shaneneal88]

lol funny especially at that dr phil part

P.S. GET OFF MY LAWN

[fireangelmoongoddess]

me too.

[JoshSteiner31]

incredible.....he based an entire one hour special on almost only food...and it was fucking hilarious the entire time!

[SpartanM621]

He is like lewis black only bigger

XD

-Elli

[ragwool]

This guy is one of the best there is. He shows that you can be funny without getting gross. It makes you laugh at everyday situations.

[mercurymonterey]

Yes - I agree

John doesn't need vulgarity to get laughs and thats rare nowadays.

[fireangelmoongoddess]

that's so true.

[Buzztootight1990]

Demetri Martin is pretty good too.

[watermoongoddess]

my ex loves him too.

[myeliteromance]

DR PHIL IS SO EVIL JP IS SO FUNNY